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- [4:27 PM] smograth: i am still thinking about janelle monaes oscar dress tbh
- [4:28 PM] sunno bunno: ohhhhhhhjjjjjjjjjj
- [4:28 PM] smograth: https://s3.amazonaws.com/oscars-img-abc/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/26162436/2017f78305649ed1aa1a97bca14585103e977450d273f1ebbdb107ac7e46262c-759x1024.jpg?t=1488126507 she is RADIANT i want her to kick my ass
- [4:28 PM] sunno bunno: yknow how I nut for the first time in a month
- her dress is the physical form of that experience
- [4:28 PM] smograth: https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/2RyXsFLWBvJL3q1y-vEAzGeBFQU/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2017/02/26/336/n/1922398/1f5e7db058b3cf81e070d6.11737299_edit_img_cover_file_43234242_1488178401/i/Janelle-Monae-Oscars-2017.jpg shes also a HECKING DORK
- [4:29 PM] smograth: honestly i want her to guest on steven universe
- [4:29 PM] sunno bunno: she is already a gem it's be perfecttt
- [4:29 PM] smograth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqmORiHNtN4 her singing voice is fucking amazing
- [4:30 PM] sunno bunno: when she squints her eyes at 0:40
- [4:30 PM] sunno bunno: NUT
- [4:31 PM] smograth: yo remember when covergirl came out with the force awakens makeup line
- [4:31 PM] smograth: and yknow how janelle monaes a covergirl spokesperson
- [4:31 PM] smograth: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264189127564460042/294206455114891266/resistance_pilot.png
- [4:31 PM] sunno bunno: excuse me
- [4:31 PM] sunno bunno: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- my brain can't handle this??
- [4:32 PM] smograth: http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/photos/janelle-monae/star-wars-the-force-awakens-premiere-in-hollywood/Janelle-Monae:-Star-Wars-The-Force-Awakens-Premiere--11-662x1071.jpg this is her at the premiere
- [4:32 PM] smograth: shes a scifi nerd heck
- [4:33 PM] sunno bunno: wowowow owo
- [4:33 PM] sunno bunno: dude is the top a radar diagram
- [4:33 PM] sunno bunno: does it show nreaby cuties
- [4:33 PM] sunno bunno: because it should be going crazy in that picture
- [4:34 PM] smograth: ok but
- when i say shes a scifi nerd
- I mean that literally her first 4 albums were all sequential installments in a story about an android girl falling in love with a human dude
- and she's talked a lot about how she uses 'androids' as sort of representations of any and all marginalized groups
- and she's got her aesthetic D O W N
- [4:35 PM] smograth: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LfYo28alSHk/VZH0mWLWFDI/AAAAAAAAGXo/w6bCtpXF0sY/s1600/51ZNWNlUDqL.jpg
- [4:35 PM] sunno bunno: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- [4:35 PM] smograth: https://buttaflyytulsa.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/janellemonae_metropolis.jpg?quality=80&w=600&h=360
- [4:35 PM] smograth: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0pr7mzApaeQ/VZH03tPRRoI/AAAAAAAAGYA/5G4bUb5M_Bk/s1600/the-electric-lady-deluxe-album-cover.jpg
- [4:36 PM] smograth: she is also a hair CHAMPION she has that farah black aesthetic going on
- [4:37 PM] smograth: http://kingofwallpapers.com/janelle-monae/janelle-monae-004.jpg OH SHIT IM GAY!
- [4:37 PM] sunno bunno: i know what I'm listening to tonight
- [4:37 PM] sunno bunno: OH SHIT WATCH OUT GAY FEELINGS
- [4:37 PM] smograth: https://a2-images.myspacecdn.com/images03/32/ade9331126ad406fa084b05dbef6b1f1/300x300.jpg
- [4:39 PM] smograth: jojo confirmed
- [4:39 PM] sunno bunno: TRU
- [4:39 PM] smograth: http://res.cloudinary.com/thefader/image/upload/monae_rxaybf.png MA'AM YOU ARE DOING ME A FLUSTER
- [4:40 PM] sunno bunno: HER HAIR HAS GOT ME TIED UP LIKE A PRETZEL
- [4:40 PM] smograth: https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/janelle.jpg?w=1800&h=3000 doots
- [4:40 PM] sunno bunno: :eyes:
- [4:41 PM] sunno bunno: http://www.billboard.com/files/styles/article_main_image/public/media/janelle-monae-kimbra.jpg
- [4:41 PM] smograth: http://rollingout.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/monae4.jpeg i fucking love this outfit and hair SO MUCH
- [4:43 PM] sunno bunno: oh HECK THAT OUTFIT https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Janelle_Mon%C3%A1e_-_Way_Out_West_2014.jpg/800px-Janelle_Mon%C3%A1e_-_Way_Out_West_2014.jpg
- [4:45 PM] smograth: are u finally as gay for monae as i am
- [4:45 PM] sunno bunno: Monáe's signature style is her tuxedo wardrobe. She said "I bathe in it, I swim in it, and I could be buried in it. A tux is such a standard uniform, it's so classy and it's a lifestyle I enjoy. The tux keeps me balanced. I look at myself as a canvas. I don't want to cloud myself with too many colors or I'll go crazy. It's an experiment I'm doing. I think I want to be in the Guinness Book of World Records."
- [4:45 PM] sunno bunno: y e s
- [4:45 PM] smograth: she's so cool
- [4:45 PM] smograth: honestly i love her b/w aesthetic
- [4:45 PM] sunno bunno: PLES LET HER BE A DOM PLEAAAAZZZEEEEE
- [4:46 PM] sunno bunno: YES b/w pallettes are a huge kink
- [4:46 PM] sunno bunno: dude I have an entire pintrest board dedicated to stripes and black and white and i am ded
- [4:48 PM] smograth: ok but
- [4:48 PM] smograth: im about to blow this shit wide open
- [4:48 PM] smograth: you thought you were gay for her now
- [4:48 PM] smograth: youre about to lose your fucking mind
- [4:49 PM] smograth: are you ready, sunny faucher
- [4:49 PM] sunno bunno: blow my fuckin mind
- [4:49 PM] smograth: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264189127564460042/294210940243542016/fe103dd60df045d5b4e3cabdc6b93211.png
- [4:49 PM] sunno bunno: UM
- [4:49 PM] sunno bunno: UM
- [4:49 PM] sunno bunno: UH
- [4:49 PM] sunno bunno: EXCUSE
- [4:49 PM] sunno bunno: MOM?
- [4:49 PM] sunno bunno: I NEED AN ADULT
- [4:49 PM] sunno bunno: UM
- [4:49 PM] smograth: she's a full two inches shorter than me
- [4:49 PM] sunno bunno: UH
- [4:49 PM] sunno bunno: OH
- [4:50 PM] sunno bunno: UH
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