The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: clockwork cult, cult, double agents, gang war, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
S.H.O.C.K.'s Memories:

You are playing the station's AI. The AI cannot move, but can interact with many objects while viewing them (through cameras).
To look at other parts of the station, click on yourself to get a camera menu.
While observing through a camera, you can use most (networked) devices which you can see, such as computers, APCs, intercoms, doors, etc.
To use something, simply click on it.
Use say ":b to speak to your cyborgs through binary.
For department channels, use the following say commands:
:o - AI Private, :c - Command, :s - Security, :e - Engineering, :u - Supply, :v - Service, :m - Medical, :n - Science.
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
These laws may be changed by other players, or by you being the traitor.

NOTICE - Cyborg reclassification detected: Default Cyborg-234 is now designated as Mia.


NOTICE - New cyborg connection detected: Mia

Attention:
Captain Andy David on deck!

Welcome to Dorf Office 63, enjoy your stay!
[Engineering] Automated Announcement System (Machine) coldly states, "Johnathan Polson, Chief Engineer, is the department head."
[Science] Automated Announcement System (Machine) coldly states, "Mekhi Anderson, Research Director, is the department head."
OOC: FerretFerret: HERESY
[Engineering] Poly (Unknown) asks, "WHO TOOK THE DAMN HARDSUITS?"
[Common] Guillermo Wilkerson (Scientist) says, "Nice."
OOC: Shadowhawk31: LEMON
Robotic Talk, Mia (Default Cyborg) states, "Ello"
[Science] Guillermo Wilkerson (Scientist) says, "Nice."
[Common] Automated Announcement System (Machine) coldly states, "Flime has signed up as Assistant"
Captain's Charter
Andy David has designated your station as Hugbox 34

[Common] Akarani Yamaguchi (Scientist) says, "LYNCH CAPTAIN"
[Science] Guillermo Wilkerson (Scientist) asks, "Where a I supposed ot get a subspace transmitte rbut from tech storage?"
[Common] Akarani Yamaguchi (Scientist) exclaims, "LETS SHOW HIM HUGBOX!"
[Common] Automated Announcement System (Machine) coldly states, "Dmitri OrnStick has signed up as Janitor"
[Common] Automated Announcement System (Machine) coldly states, "Argon LIII has signed up as Assistant"
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update



Enemy communication intercept.  Security Level Elevated.


Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible. Searches are permitted only with probable cause.

[Security] Dick Johnson (Warden) says, "Alright niggers, remember to bring them to the brig intact for the most part"
--- Motion alarm detected in AI Upload Chamber! ()
[Common] Guillermo Wilkerson (Scientist) says, "AI, kindly reopen this for me"
[Engineering] Poly (Unknown) exclaims, "Let me out!"
OOC: Kevinz000: fuck my ping's .15
Now tracking Guillermo Wilkerson on camera.
Now tracking Poly on camera.
Now tracking Guillermo Wilkerson on camera.
OOC: Yackemflam: You think that's bad?
[Common] Sgt. Rootbeer (Roboticist) asks, "Ai are you gonna force the borgs to build millions of airlocks?"
OOC: Kevinz000: yes
[Common] Matthew Snowland (Librarian) says, "HELP LIBRARY"
[Common] Matthew Snowland (Librarian) says, "HELP"
OOC: Yackemflam: I play at a constant .27 all the time
Now tracking Sgt. Rootbeer on camera.
[Common] Matthew Snowland (Librarian) says, "CE KILLING ME"
[Common] WI-FU (AI) states, "Every day"
WI-FU states, "Every day"
Now tracking Matthew Snowland on camera.
Target is not near any active cameras. Attempting to reacquire...
OOC: Yackemflam: Never been lower
Target is not near any active cameras. Attempting to reacquire...
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "FRIENDS COME JOIN ME FOR SOME SERVICE"
--- Motion alarm in AI Upload Chamber has been cleared.
OOC: TakeGuru: That's unplayable tier
[Common] Siserith Vassada (Atmospheric Technician) hisses, "Ai can you let me out of engi"
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Captain, Andy David, is the primary human. His safety and orders shall be prioritized over all other humans.
OOC: Grizzlybeartus: Its time to move to a first world country
[Common] WI-FU (AI) states, "CULT LADS"
WI-FU states, "CULT LADS"
OOC: Yackemflam: Japan is a first world country
[Common] Krazee Thug Nutz (Clown) says, "CE is rogue"
[Common] Siserith Vassada (Atmospheric Technician) hisses, "Ai, let me out of engfi"
OOC: Yackemflam: :^)
[Common] Krazee Thug Nutz (Clown) exclaims, "Help chapel maint!"
OOC: Grizzlybeartus: damn u got me
OOC: Kevinz000: kek
[Security] WI-FU (AI) states, "The CE has taken a body into the chapel maint"
WI-FU states, "The CE has taken a body into the chapel maint"
[Command] Andy David (Captain) says, "Ai bolt the upload and let no one else but me in"
[Security] WI-FU (AI) states, "Reccomend security response"
WI-FU states, "Reccomend security response"
--- Motion alarm detected in EVA Storage! (EVA Motion Sensor)
--- Motion alarm in EVA Storage has been cleared.
Robotic Talk, WI-FU (AI) states, "Go back to the CE"

NOTICE - Cyborg module change detected: Mia has loaded the Standard module.

Robotic Talk, WI-FU (AI) states, "You're my camera there"
Robotic Talk, Mia (Standard Cyborg) states, "outside"
Now tracking Mia on camera.
[Common] Automated Announcement System (Machine) coldly states, "Sartor Resartus has signed up as Scientist"
[Security] Kreyvn Morhed (Detective) says, "Someone's beating someone to death in the north east solars room"
[Science] Mekhi Anderson (Research Director) says, "ALRIIIGHT"
[Science] Mekhi Anderson (Research Director) says, "WHO'S ON R&D"
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "COME JOIN THE LEMON RELIGION AND RECIEVE A WISH"
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "A reasonable one"
[Common] Daisy Holmes (Botanist) says, "AI door please"
[Science] Harrison Miller (Scientist) says, "I guess i am"
[Science] Mekhi Anderson (Research Director) says, "Are you good at it"
[Common] Johnathan Polson (Chief Engineer) exclaims, "AI HELP! HUMAN HARM!"
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "TRANSGRESSORS"
[Science] Harrison Miller (Scientist) says, "Nope"
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "Ai unbolt chapel"
[Science] Mekhi Anderson (Research Director) says, "Ok I'l do it"
--- Motion alarm detected in Armory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
[Command] Andy David (Captain) says, "Ai detain the ce"
--- ATMOSPHERE: 1 alarms detected. - CAMERA: 7 alarms detected. - [Show Alerts]
[Common] WI-FU (AI) states, "CE trapped in chapel. Reccomend immediate security response"
WI-FU states, "CE trapped in chapel. Reccomend immediate security response"
[Science] Harrison Miller (Scientist) says, "Shit"
[Common] Red Forman (Botanist) says, "Medbay blew up"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Medbay Treatment Center! (Surgery Operating | Medbay Recovery Room | Medbay Storage | Medbay Treatment Center | Surgery Observation | Medbay Cryogenics)
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Captain's Office! (Captain's Quarters | Captain's Office)
[Common] Dick Johnson (Warden) says, "Goddamnit come on were like moments into the shift"
[Common] Red Forman (Botanist) says, "Send engineer"
[Common] Harrison Miller (Scientist) says, "It always gets blown up"
[Common] Georgia Woolery (Chemist) says, "FOR CRISSAKES"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Central Primary Hallway! (Central Primary Hallway South-West | Central Primary Hallway South | Central Hallway South-East | Cargo Bay Entrance | Central Hallway West | Central Hallway East | Bridge West Entrance | Bridge East Entrance | Central Hallway North-West | Central Hallway North-East | Central Hallway North)
[Common] Daisy Holmes (Botanist) says, "AI, open the airlock please"
--- Motion alarm in Armory has been cleared.
Now tracking Daisy Holmes on camera.
--- Power alarm detected in Captain's Office! (Captain's Quarters | Captain's Office)
[Common] Georgia Woolery (Chemist) asks, "COULD WE NOT SET OFF BOMBS 2 MINUTES INTO THE SHIFT?"
[Science] Mekhi Anderson (Research Director) says, "Ok you know what"
[Science] Mekhi Anderson (Research Director) says, "SOMEONE START R&D"
[Science] Mekhi Anderson (Research Director) says, "WHILE I DEAL WITH SOMETHING"
[Common] WI-FU (AI) states, "Bomb in medbay"
WI-FU states, "Bomb in medbay"

NOTICE - Cyborg module change detected: Mia has loaded the Standard module.

[Common] WI-FU (AI) states, "Massive hull breach"
WI-FU states, "Massive hull breach"

NOTICE - Cyborg module change detected: Mia has loaded the Engineering module.

[Common] Mekhi Anderson (Research Director) says, "Why can't you guys be normal and not blow shit up"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Bar! (Bar South | Bar West | Bar | Bar Storage)
Now tracking Georgia Woolery on camera.
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "CHAPLAIN IS PRAISING LIMES"
[Common] Matthew Snowland (Librarian) yells, "LET IT BE KNOWN TO ALL, CE IS A TRAITOR HE DRAGGED ME INTO MAINT STRIPPED ME CUFFED ME AND WOULD HAVE KILLED ME IF IT WASNT FOR THE HEROIC DETECTIVE!!"
Target is not on or near any active cameras on the station.
Target is not on or near any active cameras on the station.
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "CHAPLAIN IS A HERETIC"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: Hi, did you just bolt Jonathon into a room?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Science] Harrison Miller (Scientist) says, "Head we got a gray that wants to help"
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "Uh no"
PM to-Admins: What? I was bolting to trap the CE
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "I am follower of lemon"
[Engineering] Alias Coldwood (Station Engineer) says, "WOAH"
[Engineering] Alias Coldwood (Station Engineer) says, "WOAH"
[Engineering] Alias Coldwood (Station Engineer) says, "CUT THE PA"
Now tracking Alias Coldwood on camera.
[Engineering] Alias Coldwood (Station Engineer) says, "JESUS"
[Engineering] Alias Coldwood (Station Engineer) says, "SHIELDS AIN'T EVEN UP"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: The bolting resulted in a certain amount of human harm.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Engineering] Siserith Vassada (Atmospheric Technician) hisses, "IT'SSS LOOSSSE"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Teleporter! (Teleporter)
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Security Post - Medbay! (Security Post - Medbay)
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Kitchen! (Kitchen | Kitchen Cold Room)
[Engineering] Alias Coldwood (Station Engineer) says, "Nothing's there."
--- Atmosphere alarm in Teleporter has been cleared.
PM to-Admins: How so? If it did, it wasn't intentional
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: As an Asimov AI, you aim to protect humans, not assisst security. You want to prevent all harm.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
--- Atmosphere alarm in Security Post - Medbay has been cleared.
[Science] Mekhi Anderson (Research Director) says, "Let them"
[Engineering] Nolan Field (Atmospheric Technician) asks, "Did you guys already release the kraken?"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: Locking the CE in a room with the Detective caused the CE to be hurt, which is against your programming.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Engineering] Alias Coldwood (Station Engineer) says, "No"
--- Burglar alarm detected in Captain's Office! (Captain's Quarters | Captain's Office)
PM to-Admins: The CE was killing a person in maint. By assisting security, I prevented the CE from being able to carry out a murder
[Common] Argon LIII (Assistant) rattles, "Test"
[Engineering] Alias Coldwood (Station Engineer) says, "Someone turned on the PA before shields were up, though."
[Common] Argon LIII (Assistant) rattles, "Halogen"
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "Ai open this door"
Now tracking Balchion Ford on camera.
[Engineering] Alias Coldwood (Station Engineer) says, "It's ready now, though"
[Engineering] Alias Coldwood (Station Engineer) says, "Go ahead and fire it up."
[Common] WI-FU (AI) states, "I cannot allow you in there without permission Balchion"
WI-FU states, "I cannot allow you in there without permission Balchion"
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "Ai law 2"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: The CE never harmed anyone.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
--- Atmosphere alarm in Kitchen has been cleared.
[Engineering] Alias Coldwood (Station Engineer) says, "AI"
[Common] Alias Coldwood (Station Engineer) says, "AI"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Teleporter! (Teleporter)
--- Burglar alarm in Captain's Office has been cleared.
[Common] Alias Coldwood (Station Engineer) says, "HOLY SHIT"
[Engineering] Alias Coldwood (Station Engineer) says, "I'M A HAIR AWAY FROM MURDER"
--- Atmosphere alarm in Teleporter has been cleared.
[Engineering] Alias Coldwood (Station Engineer) says, "WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT"
PM to-Admins: The CE was stabbing someone, in front of my borg, with a pool of blood in the maint.
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Teleporter! (Teleporter)
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "Ai i cant go near medbay without harm"
[Engineering] Poly (Unknown) squawks, "Sweeps-The-Floors has signed up as Janitor"
[Common] Henry Hughes (Cargo Technician) asks, "AI, you chill? Could you open this door?"
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "Allow me in here"
PM to-Admins: Why else would he baton and drag someone screaming into maint
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update



Centcom Diplomatic Corps


Cargo: The Spider Clan has sent us a mysterious gift, can we ship it to you to see what's inside?


  *data*
  Message from Andy David (Captain), "what is the rd doing?" (Reply)
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Teleporter! (Teleporter)
--- Atmosphere alarm in Teleporter has been cleared.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: There was no harm involved, I've checked his logs. All he did was baton someone, which is not harm.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
--- Atmosphere alarm in Teleporter has been cleared.
[Common] Dick Johnson (Warden) asks, "Is it spiders?"
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "Meme is to be reborn as the lemon"
[Common] Dillon Gettemy (Quartermaster) exclaims, "YEAH!"
[Common] Henry Hughes (Cargo Technician) asks, "Gee i wonder what it is?"
[Common] Sgt. Rootbeer (Roboticist) says, "Its prolly a mega spider"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: You are not omniscient, you do not see the future. You prevent immediate harm, and batonning someone isn't harm.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "IF YOU SEEM HIM KINDLY REDIRECT HIM TO ME"
[Common] Sgt. Rootbeer (Roboticist) says, "Call security"
[Common] Henry Hughes (Cargo Technician) asks, "Is it friendly?"
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update



Cargo shuttle commandeered by Centcom.


The cargo shuttle should return in five minutes. Have some supply points for your trouble.


[Common] Siserith Vassada (Atmospheric Technician) hisses, "MINE MURDERD A OFFICER"
[Common] Henry Hughes (Cargo Technician) says, "I'll be the one meeting the gift first, so I need to know these things"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: You can call security if you see suss activity, but purposely ordering your borgs and using your powers to interfere with non-harm is breaking your laws.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Siserith Vassada (Atmospheric Technician) hisses, "MIME"
PM to-Admins: I'm sure baton-ing someone and dragging them into a secluded area where nobody could find them was well intentioned.
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "MIME IS POSSESSED"
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "HE MUST BE PURIFIED"
[Common] Tina MacTavish (Shaft Miner) says, "MEKHI THAT WILL HAVE TO WAIT I WASNT CHECKING MY GPS"
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "BRING HIM TO THE CHPEL"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: You do not consider intentions, you are a robotic doorknob
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Dillon Gettemy (Quartermaster) says, "SPIDER CLAN GIFT INCOMING"
[Engineering] Poly (Unknown) squawks, "THEYRE EATING THE CREW"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Security Post - Medbay! (Security Post - Medbay)
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "Bring him to me so I may heall him"
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "Ai open this door"
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "With love"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: You only prevent the situation if you see immediate harm, and then proceeding to bolt someone who has commited no harm into a room with a person wielding a gun is very obvious immediate harm.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Dillon Gettemy (Quartermaster) says, "LETS ALL HAVE A NICE GREETING PARTY FOR THEM"
--- Motion alarm detected in Armory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
[Security] Andy David (Captain) yells, "You cunts need to start putting crimes on arrested shits!!!"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: The man died as a result of your actions, and you did nothing to prevent it, which also violates your laws.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Automated Announcement System (Machine) coldly states, "Xavier Woods has signed up as Cook"
--- Motion alarm in Armory has been cleared.
[Engineering] Poly (Unknown) squawks, "Forgive me if I fuck up"
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "Ai unbolt the top chapel doors"
--- ATMOSPHERE: 6 alarms detected. - [Show Alerts]
--- Atmosphere alarm in Escape Shuttle Hallway has been cleared.
[Common] Automated Announcement System (Machine) coldly states, "Camden Singh has signed up as Assistant"
[Common] Brim Timbley (Assistant) asks, "Yo makes the heaven, we good?"
[Common] Brim Timbley (Assistant) says, "Im still in maint"
--- Atmosphere alarm in Cargo Office has been cleared.
--- Atmosphere alarm in Security Post - Medbay has been cleared.
PM to-Admins: We're arguing in circles here. Dragging someone into maint, against their will, very clearly is an immediate danger to that person's safety. Which I am charged with ensuring. Which is why I summoned security. Nothing I did was malicious, I don't understand why we're having this discussion
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "Ai unbolt top chapel maintenance"
--- Atmosphere alarm in Head of Personnel's Office has been cleared.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: You are a doorknob, what part of that do you not understand?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: Is the DETECTIVE ahelping me or is the CE ahelping me?
[Common] Camden Singh (Assistant) says, "Fig newton, in arrivals, has a suspicious looking toolbox, and is waiting for me to come out of the arrivals shuttrle"
--- Atmosphere alarm in Starboard Primary Hallway has been cleared.
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "WE MUST RAISE AN ARMY HE SAYS"
[Common] Camden Singh (Assistant) says, "So he can bash me"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: You do not have magical future sense, you do not have the ability to know what will and won't cause harm five minutes down the track.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "This is the only fucking way you can go if you maint access"
--- Atmosphere alarm in Kitchen has been cleared.
--- Atmosphere alarm in Fore Primary Hallway has been cleared.
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "Fuck you ai"
--- Motion alarm detected in Armory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "OF LOVE"
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "An army of sweet citrus love"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: You respond to situations that are current and instructions from your people and your lawset.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
--- Motion alarm in Armory has been cleared.
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "Come to the chapel and swear to the love of the lemon"
[Common] Halogen VI (Roboticist) exclaims, "Good job, engineering for fixing the giant fucking hole in the ground!"
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "And be eternally rewarded"
[Security] Kreyvn Morhed (Detective) says, "Someone tried to sabotage the engine by putting the singulo generator in front of the PA"
[Security] Dick Johnson (Warden) says, "The only fuck thats passed through my brig is dead captain"
[Common] Dillon Gettemy (Quartermaster) says, "Spider clan will be here in 1 minute"
[Common] Georgia Woolery (Chemist) says, "But chemistry will never be fixed"
OOC: IcePacks: that ain't no pickle-pee
[Common] Dillon Gettemy (Quartermaster) says, "We need more greeters"
OOC: IcePacks: that ain't no pump-a-rum
OOC: Sotvec: that aint no pumparump
OOC: TakeGuru: Pump a rum
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: So if you see someone getting batonned, you're free to call out suspicious activity, but that's not a valid reason to ultimately lead to the death of a person because you think there might be harm. You do not consider future harm, only current.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Security] Andy David (Captain) yells, "The fuck did you say!!"
[Common] Siserith Vassada (Atmospheric Technician) hisses, "Ppl"
OOC: FerretFerret: YOU! YOU!
OOC: IcePacks: i completely fucked up my shot at the "i'm sorry" stone
OOC: Firebat4321: Paxs play Dank Souls?
OOC: IcePacks: i dropped the item then skipped the dialogue with b
[Common] Halogen VI (Roboticist) asks, "Anyone in cargo?"
OOC: IcePacks: causing me to fall to my death
[Security] Kreyvn Morhed (Detective) says, "They left prints it looks like. I got matching prints on both the generator and the PA console"
[Common] Camden Singh (Assistant) says, "DMITRI is welding arrivals..."
OOC: IcePacks: it is no unobtainable
[Common] Daisy Holmes (Botanist) says, "AI door please"
OOC: IcePacks: now, even
OOC: Firebat4321: NG+
PM to-Admins: If it's the detective who ahelped me, I'll apologize. If its the CE, he's upset that he got dunked 2 minutes into the round.
Now tracking Daisy Holmes on camera.
OOC: IcePacks: that said i found some pretty good use for the "help me" stone today
These words are not available on the announcement system: remember.
OOC: IcePacks: i was mm invading at irithyl and i spawned in surrounded by a menagerie of gang-banging bros of assorted colors
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: Who Ahelped you isn't the concern here, it's the blatant disregard and refusal to understand or even learn the way an Asimov AI works, so i'm dealing you out a job ban.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
OOC: IcePacks: all charging r2s
[Common] Daisy Holmes (Botanist) says, "AI door please"
PM to-Admins: Ok, I will be happy to discuss this in my appeal.
OOC: IcePacks: i managed to dodge but i couldn't out-sprint them and wound up running into a dead-end
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "Ai open this door"
[Common] Adamantine Kaolinite (Unknown) says, "Testing"
OOC: IcePacks: just before i died i managed to drop the stone and let out a final "help me"
[Common] Adamantine Kaolinite (Unknown) says, "Hello"
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "Hi"
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "Our ai is nonexistant"
Now tracking Balchion Ford on camera.
Now tracking Balchion Ford on camera.
Now tracking Balchion Ford on camera.
Now tracking Balchion Ford on camera.
[Common] Argon LIII (Assistant) asks, "Dead?"
Now tracking Daisy Holmes on camera.
[Common] Adamantine Kaolinite (Unknown) asks, "Hi, our ship crashed on a lava like planet, it isn't safe here. How are you guys?"
--- Motion alarm detected in EVA Storage! (EVA Motion Sensor)
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "WERE FUCKED MANNN"
--- Motion alarm in EVA Storage has been cleared.
[Common] Automated Announcement System (Machine) coldly states, "Bryce Pax has signed up as Cargo Technician"
[Common] Adamantine Kaolinite (Unknown) says, "That sucks"
You have been jobbanned by sawucalls from: AI.
The reason is: Doesn't understand AI laws. Thought AIs were validhunting Security Bots and his actions led to the death of multiple people, remains unapologetic about it. Watch for any future Silicon messups.
This jobban will be lifted in 4320 minutes.
[Common] Maurene Dimeling (Unknown) says, "Hey our ship crashed here too."
[Supply] Tina MacTavish (Shaft Miner) says, "Bubblegum does not appreciate being shot"
[Common] Adamantine Kaolinite (Unknown) asks, "Really?"
You have been jobbanned by sawucalls from: Cyborg.
The reason is: Doesn't understand AI laws. Thought AIs were validhunting Security Bots and his actions led to the death of multiple people, remains unapologetic about it. Watch for any future Silicon messups.
This jobban will be lifted in 4320 minutes.
[Common] Maurene Dimeling (Unknown) says, "Yeah."
[Common] Adamantine Kaolinite (Unknown) says, "If you find us you can crash here"
[Security] Kreyvn Morhed (Detective) says, "Arrest Makes the Heavens. He's the one who sabotaged the engine"
[Common] Maurene Dimeling (Unknown) says, "Killed a few things outside too."
[Common] Adamantine Kaolinite (Unknown) says, "We're golems. We mine"
[Common] Adamantine Kaolinite (Unknown) exclaims, "No way, I killed some stuff to!"
[Security] Dick Johnson (Warden) says, "Setting his status"
[Common] Camden Singh (Assistant) asks, "Mekhi, want some tator stuff I found in chapel?"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: Well considering I'm assuming you never even kept track of what happened to the human after you doomed him, this is a clear cut case.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Security] Kreyvn Morhed (Detective) says, "Already set it"
PM to-Admins: "Validhunting security bots" Ok dude. I'm trying to hold my temper, but you are being very obtuse
[Common] Adamantine Kaolinite (Unknown) says, "If you guys stumble on our ship, you can stay here"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson (Research Director) says, "Camden give it to R&D"
[Common] Adamantine Kaolinite (Unknown) says, "We got a bunch of stuff here"
[Common] Maurene Dimeling (Unknown) says, "Alright."
[Common] Camden Singh (Assistant) says, "No access, and people will steal"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: You're need to validhunt and violate your laws resulted in a man dying because you felt it was appropriate to lock him in the room with almost certain death.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Mekhi Anderson (Research Director) says, "Coming"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson (Research Director) says, "Come to R&D"
--- Camera alarm in Chemistry has been cleared.
[Common] Camden Singh (Assistant) says, "I did, no prob"
--- Camera alarm detected in Engineering! (Engineering Center)
[Common] Tommy Hearts (Assistant) says, "AI unbolt this."
[Science] Mekhi Anderson (Research Director) says, "If you need a level ask me Harrison"
Target is not on or near any active cameras on the station.
--- Camera alarm in Engineering has been cleared.
PM to-Admins: I locked him in the room so security could detain him. Whatever happened to him afterwords was not my fault. Why you are not talking to the people who shot/stabbed/killed him, I am finding it hard to  understand
[Common] Makes-The-Heaven (Station Engineer) asks, "Why am I wanted?"
Target is not on or near any active cameras on the station.
Target is not on or near any active cameras on the station.
[Common] Automated Announcement System (Machine) coldly states, "Willard Barrels has signed up as Lawyer"
[Common] WI-FU (AI) states, "Tommy, I cannot track you on camera"
WI-FU states, "Tommy, I cannot track you on camera"
[Common] Georgia Woolery (Chemist) says, "WHERE ARE THE BLOOD BAGS NOW/"
  *data*
  Message from Siserith Vassada (Atmospheric Technician), "ai find a guy in a brown bombers jacket" (Reply)
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "Thers gonna be a defib at chapel"
  *data*
  Message from Siserith Vassada (Atmospheric Technician), "around chapel but ran west" (Reply)
--- Motion alarm detected in Armory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
--- Motion alarm in Armory has been cleared.
There are no admin notices at the moment.
Current Admins:
	KorPhaeron is a HeadAdmin
	Sawucalls is a GameAdmin
	Incoming is a Coder
	Hornygranny is a HeadAdmin
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: As stated before, you're not a valid hunting machine and you do not see the future. You look at the current situation and deal with it, and there was an obvious and immediate threat to a person whom you proceeded to trap in a room with a violent man, which resulted in them being murdered.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
--- Atmosphere alarm in Central Primary Hallway has been cleared.
[Common] Adamantine Kaolinite (Unknown) says, "Also, if any of you know how to fix an engine, our ship crashed, so like, it'd be cool if you helped get us flying again"
[Command] Andy David (Captain) asks, "Ai what seems to be going on?"
[Common] Argon LIII (Assistant) asks, "Where is the ship?"
[Common] Brim Timbley (Assistant) exclaims, "Hey captain can you come to the HOP desk please!"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: It's obvious at this point there's no real end to this because you don't understand the laws, and I have to handle other Ahelps. Please enjoy the rest of your day and if you need any help, feel free to Ahelp :)
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Adamantine Kaolinite (Unknown) says, "Crashed, ah, gotta go for a bit, sorry friends. Monster breaking in"
[Common] Automated Announcement System (Machine) coldly states, "Space Dandy has signed up as Assistant"
[Medical] cloning pod (Machine) states, "The cloning cycle of Unknown is complete."
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "LEMON AWAITS IN THE CHAPEL"
[Security] Kreyvn Morhed (Detective) says, "Captain says he wants bryce detained and searched"
[Common] Tania Hynes (Chaplain) says, "COME OR BE CAME FOR"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Security Post - Medbay! (Security Post - Medbay)
--- Atmosphere alarm in Security Post - Medbay has been cleared.
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Security Post - Medbay! (Security Post - Medbay)
[Common] Camden Singh (Assistant) stammers, "H-h-hl-l-lep-p in f-fron-nt-t-t of-f-f Rn-n-nD"
[Common] Camden Singh (Assistant) stammers, "S-sh-hit-ts-sec-c is b-beatin-ng-g m-me"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Central Primary Hallway! (Central Primary Hallway South-West | Central Primary Hallway South | Central Hallway South-East | Cargo Bay Entrance | Central Hallway West | Central Hallway East | Bridge West Entrance | Bridge East Entrance | Central Hallway North-West | Central Hallway North-East | Central Hallway North)
[Common] Camden Singh (Assistant) stammers, "H-hel-l-lp-p"
[Common] Camden Singh (Assistant) says, "Tania"
[Common] Adamantine Kaolinite (Unknown) says, "Monsters dead, whats up guys"
[Common] Adamantine Kaolinite (Unknown) says, "Its not safe here, we've lost like two golems since we crashed here"
--- Motion alarm detected in Armory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
[Common] Georgia Woolery (Chemist) says, "AI open"
--- Motion alarm in Armory has been cleared.
[Common] Sgt. Rootbeer (Roboticist) says, "Hey ai, please open this door."
[Common] Brim Timbley (Shaft Miner) exclaims, "Thanks cap!"
[Engineering] Poly (Unknown) yells, "Yep, same prints"
--- Motion alarm detected in Armory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
--- Motion alarm in Armory has been cleared.
[Security] Andy David (Captain) yells, "Detective to my office!!"
[Common] Brim Timbley (Shaft Miner) exclaims, "U YO!"
--- Atmosphere alarm in Central Primary Hallway has been cleared.
[Security] Kreyvn Morhed (Detective) says, "Security to engineering, Heavens is in there"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Central Primary Hallway! (Central Primary Hallway South-West | Central Primary Hallway South | Central Hallway South-East | Cargo Bay Entrance | Central Hallway West | Central Hallway East | Bridge West Entrance | Bridge East Entrance | Central Hallway North-West | Central Hallway North-East | Central Hallway North)
--- Motion alarm detected in Armory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
[Supply] Brim Timbley (Shaft Miner) exclaims, "Guess what dude, im a miner now!"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Security Post - Medbay! (Security Post - Medbay)
--- Atmosphere alarm in Security Post - Medbay has been cleared.
[Security] Kreyvn Morhed (Detective) says, "On my way Andy"
--- Atmosphere alarm in Security Post - Medbay has been cleared.
[Common] Sgt. Rootbeer (Roboticist) exclaims, "Security to cargo, security to cargo!"
--- Motion alarm in Armory has been cleared.
[Engineering] Makes-The-Heaven (Station Engineer) hisses, "JUSSST A PRANK BRO"
PM to-Admins: Alright. I'm going to lay my argument out here as I will in the appeal. The CE rushes to chapel. Batons a person. Drags them screaming into maint against their will. And I am to assume that the CE is obviously well intentioned in doing all this? I lock the doors to prevent a VERY obvious traitor with a kill objective from escaping. Security detains him,I unbolt the doors. Security kills him of their own volition, as you said yourself, I stopped paying attention to the situation. And that's deserving a job ban?
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Security Post - Medbay! (Security Post - Medbay)
[Common] Harrison Miller (Scientist) asks, "Hey any security by brig?"
[Common] Adamantine Kaolinite (Unknown) says, "Back. So can someone come find our crashed ship and help us out? Theres a lot of monsters around and we're being picked off one by one. But y'know, no rush"
[Common] Maurene Dimeling (Unknown) says, "Trying to"
[Security] Andy David (Captain) says, "There is a hole in the side of my office just figure out who stole my gun"
Now tracking Andy David on camera.
--- Motion alarm detected in AI Satellite Antechamber! (MiniSat Foyer)
--- Motion alarm in AI Satellite Antechamber has been cleared.
There are no admin notices at the moment.
Current Admins:
	KorPhaeron is a HeadAdmin
	Sawucalls is a GameAdmin
	Hornygranny is a HeadAdmin
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
Current Admins:
	KorPhaeron is a HeadAdmin
	Sawucalls is a GameAdmin
	Hornygranny is a HeadAdmin
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.
[Medical] INJECTOR BOT OF DOOM (Unknown) states, "Responding."
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "Spiders are out in cargo"
--- Atmosphere alarm in Security Post - Medbay has been cleared.
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "Watch out anyone near there"
[Security] Dick Johnson (Warden) says, "The drone tried to steal it its still here"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: I've already informed you of the reasoning behind it all and i'm going to ask you politely to stop usign this channel, as I need to handle other ahelps. Further abuse of this channel will result in your ban being escalated. Please have a nice day :)
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
PM to-Admins: How mad are you actually right now? On a scale of 1-10?
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "THEY KILLED BEEPSKY"
[Common] Balchion Ford (Janitor) says, "NOW THEYRE AFTER MEEE"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Sawucalls: You were warned.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Hornygranny: uh oh
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
--- Motion alarm detected in Armory! (Armory Motion Sensor)
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Hornygranny: are you being a dick to an admin for doing his job?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Fabian Fischer (Security Officer) says, "Praise to the LEMON GOD"
--- Motion alarm in Armory has been cleared.
You have been banned by sawucalls.
Reason: Abusing Ahelp to spam admins.
This is a temporary ban, it will be removed in 1440 minutes.
To try to resolve this matter head to https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewforum.php?f=7
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