Talk with Alex

[21:16] <SM> I *TOLD YOU* I'd respawn!
[21:16] <UM> What
[21:17] <UM> shit did you die
[21:17] <SM> Froze to death miles underground
[21:17] <SM> And then I GOT BACK UP!
[21:17] <UM> i dont know how that happened but jesus how are you ok
[21:17] <SM> Yeah, I'm good
[21:17] <SM> Froze to death, got back up
[21:17] <SM> In this tower thing
[21:18] <SM> On the next level, I think
[21:18] <UM> you teleported?
[21:18] <SM> Yeah
[21:18] <UM> woah nice
[21:18] <SM> Sorry I haven't gotten a chance to message you since then
[21:18] <SM> No computer
[21:19] <UM> no problem, ive been busy beating random monsters up
[21:19] <UM> and eating
[21:19] <UM> a suprising amount of that
[21:19] <SM> Collecting Grist?
[21:19] <UM> yeah, i have like 70 by now
[21:20] <SM> O.O
[21:20] <SM> I have none
[21:20] <SM> Spent it all on a carpet, and now I can't find any imps
[21:20] <SM> And then I died, and now there aren't any imps at all
[21:20] <UM> there are no monsters on the next level?
[21:20] <SM> No
[21:20] <UM> that doesnt seem to make sense
[21:21] <SM> Or if there are, they aren't hostile
[21:21] <SM> Level 2, from what Tarane and I can tell, is a political campaign
[21:21] <SM> Take down the tyrannical king and queen of Derse
[21:21] <UM> hey you found tarane?
[21:21] <SM> Yeah, she's here too
[21:22] <UM> how did she die?
[21:22] <SM> I dunno
[21:22] <SM> Apparently she just fell asleep
[21:22] <UM> probably shanked in the middle of the night by an imp
[21:22] <SM> Yeah, maybe
[21:23] <SM> See, this is why I don't sleep
[21:23] <SM> Gotta watch out for those sleep-shankings
[21:23] <UM> you dont sleep
[21:23] <UM> ever?
[21:23] <SM> Well, SOMETIMES
[21:23] <SM> 20 minute naps
[21:24] <UM> how are you alive
[21:24] <UM> wait
[21:24] <UM> sorry rip
[21:27] <SM> Haha
[21:28] <SM> It's not that big a deal
[21:28] <SM> Eight naps a day, all of it REM, and I end up getting a better sleep than anyone
[21:28] <UM> you are dead
[21:28] <UM> DEAD
[21:28] <SM> Yes, capital-everything DEAD
[21:28] <SM> It's not so bad
[21:29] <SM> Turns out dead people can fly
[21:29] <UM> level 2 i guess
[21:29] <SM> Yeah
[21:29] <UM> no offence
[21:29] <UM> but im stayin on lvl 1 as long as i can
[21:29] <SM> :P
[21:30] <SM> Wimp
[21:30] <UM> yea im the wimp
[21:30] <UM> "i dont want to die"
[21:30] <SM> Yes, yes you are
[21:30] <SM> And a butthat, too
[21:31] <UM> incredible insult
[21:31] <UM> tbh it sounded wimp
[21:32] <SM> You said it, not me
[21:36] <UM> sadly
[21:36] <UM> what else is there on lvl 2?
[21:40] <SM> I dunno, lots of towers and stuff
[21:41] <SM> Nothing really interesting
[21:41] <SM> Except these towers
[21:43] <UM> anyone other than tarane?
[21:44] <SM> Nah, just the imps
[21:45] <UM> and they dont actually attack you?
[21:45] <SM> No, they're pretty nice
[21:45] <UM> are you sure there are imps?
[21:45] <SM> NPCs, not enemies
[21:45] <SM> I dunno, they've got the same black shells
[21:46] <SM> Maybe they're the worker caste instead of the soldiers?
[21:46] <UM> it would explain why they arent agressive
[21:47] <SM> I guess, yeah
[21:47] <SM> Which makes the goal to take out the hive queen?
[21:48] <UM> sounds kinda boring
[21:48] <UM> filled with workers
[21:48] <UM> killing a defenseless queen
[21:48] <SM> I doubt it's defenseless
[21:49] <SM> Probably has guards
[21:49] <UM> good point
[21:49] <SM> The mysterious hive king, maybe
[21:49] <UM> are you guys gonna try stealth?
[21:49] <SM> I dunno
[21:49] <SM> We discussed espionage, but neither of us knows anything about it
[21:50] <UM> tarane could go all sniper on their asses
[21:50] <UM> screw espionage and go in bows blazin
[21:50] <SM> I guess that'd work, yeah
[21:50] <UM> maybe it'd be best for me to train before i level up
[21:51] <UM> ie die
[21:51] <SM> I dunno, this doesn't really seem like a fighting challenge
[21:51] <UM> what is it then?
[21:52] <UM> are you guys gonna learn espionage?
[21:52] <SM> I told you, political intrigue
[21:52] <UM> sounds boring, i aint dying for a while then
[21:52] <SM> You can TRY
[21:52] <SM> No saying you won't get shot in the face again
[21:53] <UM> i will try
[21:53] <UM> and i will get stronger
[21:53] <UM> and i wont die
[21:53] <UM> until i choose
[21:54] <SM> Sure you won't
[21:55] <UM> do you think the game will kill me or something?
[21:55] <SM> Yeah, I think so
[21:55] <SM> Ya gotta sleep eventually
[21:55] <UM> i think i have something with caffine
[21:55] <UM> ill go all night
[21:56] <UM> wait ive already slept
[21:56] <UM> why arent i dead
[21:56] <SM> Maybe they didn't notice you yet?
[21:56] <SM> It could be like Minecraft, where the difficulty amps up the longer you last
[21:56] <UM> who? the imps? they have fucking noticed me alright
[21:57] <SM> Then MORE imps, while you're asleep
[21:57] <UM> looks like i will never be sleeping then
[21:58] <UM> gotta fight till i die
[21:59] <SM> What's the big deal?
[21:59] <SM> You'll be asleep, won't even notice it
[21:59] <UM> i dont know
[21:59] <UM> fear?
[21:59] <UM> i just dont want to die
[22:00] <SM> Bluh, fine
[22:01] <UM> did you fight one of those ogre things?
[22:01] <UM> big motherfuckers?
[22:01] <SM> Um
[22:01] <SM> No
[22:01] <SM> I died
[22:01] <UM> oh
[22:01] <UM> right
[22:02] <SM> Actually, I wanted to let you know
[22:02] <SM> The computer down here doesn't have Sabath on it
[22:02] <SM> So I think my time as your Game Master is over
[22:02] <UM> wait then what were the gates used for then?
[22:03] <SM> I dunno, getting you to Tarane's level 1?
[22:03] <UM> why would i do that now?
[22:03] <UM> she's dead
[22:03] <SM> Then don't bother
[22:04] <SM> Die and come chill on Derse, skip the building step
[22:04] <UM> i guess
[22:04] <UM> still want to get stronger nowe
[22:04] <SM> Fair enough
[22:04] <UM> it seems super easy here for some reason
[22:04] <UM> i already feel stronger
[22:05] <SM> Yeah?  You mentioned fighting an Ogre
[22:05] <SM> Big imp?  Miniboss, maybe?
[22:05] <UM> big imp i think
[22:05] <UM> though it may have been a miniboss, it was on a pedestal
[22:06] <SM> Ooh, cool
[22:06] <UM> it was
[22:06] <SM> Then you killed it?
[22:06] <UM> i manage to almost one hit kill the motherfucker with a massive rage smash thing
[22:07] <SM> Aww yeah!
[22:07] <SM> You can do that?
[22:07] <UM> apparently so
[22:07] <UM> i dont think it always happens
[22:07] <SM> Cool
[22:08] <SM> Critical hit, then?
[22:08] <UM> it may have been a super badass one time thing
[22:08] <UM> exactly
[22:09] <SM> Good grist from it?
[22:09] <UM> like 30
[22:09] <UM> it was awesome
[22:10] <SM> Hah, nice
[22:11] <UM> it was pretty cool
[22:13] <SM> I bet, yeah
[22:14] <UM> well we seem to have run out of things to talk about
[22:14] <SM> Think so, yeah
[22:14] <UM> so ill go look for more imps to beat up
[22:14] <SM> I'd better get back to Tarane, yeah
[22:14] <UM> have fun flying
[22:15] <SM> Have fun dying
[22:15] <UM> hopefully not
[22:15]  * UM has disconnected