What the fuck did you just post?

According to all known laws of aviation...

What the fuck did you just post, you ratfaced cunt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my hive in the Aviation Airforce, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on wasp nests, and I have over 69 confirmed stings. I am trained in bee warfare and I’m the top stinger in the entire Hive Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another wannabe cafer because I am obviously the best cafer here, and I make you feel like the small insignificant human being that you are. I will sting you until your limbs become so swollen you look like another fetish balloon on DeviantArt. This will be done with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this cafe, mark my fucking buzzes. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on the cafe? Think again, Cidboy dikk sucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Jatai Bees across the field and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the black and yellow, wingless bee larvae. The totally hip and relevant memes that will wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your Transformice account. You’re fucking stung, 10 year old furfaggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sting you in over 2007 ways, and that’s just with my bare ass. Not only am I extensively trained in hive combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Honex Industries' African Killer Bees and I will use them to their fullest extent to sting your miserable little fatass off the face of the earth's crust, you foul-smelling anal crevice. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your dumbass post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have clicked on another topic. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the FUCKING PRICE. I will regurgitate honey all over your tender mouse body and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, you worthless spillage of lube.