[FR] Pinkie oneshot

>Be anon.
>You just woke up.
>Do the SSS and go in kitchen to get something to eat.
>Open the fridge.
>Cupcakes.
>Open the cup board:
>Cupcakes.
>Open the under-the-sink-place-thingy.
>Cupcakes.
"The fuck..."
>A knock on the door disturbs you from the trail of thought.
>http://i.imgur.com/78x6rDv.png
>"I-It's me, your best friend P-Pinkie Pie."
"Mhm."
>At the time actual Pinkie bounces by.
>"Hi guys wacha doiiin~!?"
"Fluttershy is probably trying to rape me again, disguised as you. She filled my entire kitchen with cupcakes."
>"Ohhh lemme try one!!"
>You fetch a cupcake and give it to Pinkie, the now not-so-yellow one is frozen, her small retard brain can't compute what's going on.
>Pinkie takes a bite.
>Chewing slows down.
>The look of of psychotic rage fills her otherwise adorable face.
>"THESE. CUPCAKES. ARE. FUCKING. SHIT."
>She starts beating Fluttershy and strangling her.
>Pure rage and hatred radiates from the otherwise happy and cheerful Pinkie.
>You watch the spark of life leave Flutters eyes.

>In a few moments her body lies dead on the ground, Pinkie above her breathing heavily.
>She turns to you and in that exact moment you see her face change instantly in her old self.
>"Got any plans for today Nonny~?"
"Uhhh.... I think I'll cleanse the kitchen of all these cupcakes first."
>"Ohhh can I help you? And we could make cupcakes after!"
"Umm sure, why not."
>You walk back into your house with your 'slightly' unstable friend, disregarding the corpse on your porch.
>You just hope you don't fuck these cupcakes up...