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  1. 00:49:10 rebelEpik : there are 8 players crowding pine right now
  2. 00:50:32 Senso : I'm reading to jump in
  3. 00:51:13 keldon : finally my festive scarf will actually do something
  4. 00:51:39 rebelEpik : Apparently there is a new conspiracy theory
  5. 00:51:58 rebelEpik : Apparently the rapper/artist Drake isn't really canadian and its all a sham
  6. 00:52:15 Rootballa : my father believes that Obama is actually behind Isis and is funding it rather than fighting it
  7. 00:52:24 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : stop jumping in early
  8. 00:52:27 Senso : 10 players crowding
  9. 00:52:37 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : ~its happening~
  10. 00:52:44 rebelEpik : 12 players
  11. 00:52:46 Xerol : yeah don't want to scare off the pubbies too early
  12. 00:52:56 Senso : still a timer of 34
  13. 00:53:09 rebelEpik : im at 50/per
  14. 00:53:50 Senso : what's different with pine at that time anyway?
  15. 00:53:52 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : I think we are more just trolling ourselves with this but it's going to be funny
  16. 00:54:03 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : we are just making the timer really big its funny
  17. 00:54:24 Archie : 00:53:50 You are now character level 15.
  18. 00:54:25 Archie : Gasp
  19. 00:54:54 Senso : ok i'll pull out until 9pm - or you guys are all in now
  20. 00:55:35 rebelEpik : ive just been chopping pine 24/7
  21. 00:55:50 Archie : I'm making my move
  22. 00:55:52 Senso : I did pretty much all day too
  23. 00:55:58 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : keep at it epik
  24. 00:56:13 rebelEpik : i only chop
  25. 00:56:16 rebelEpik : thats all i know
  26. 00:56:27 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : work work
  27. 00:56:52 rebelEpik : work work work work work
  28. 00:57:01 Archie : zug zug
  29. 00:57:12 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : WHAT'EL
  30. 00:57:13 Senso : makes jack a dull boy etc.
  31. 00:57:27 Elrondhubbard : more work?
  32. 00:57:29 rebelEpik : my names not Jack though
  33. 00:57:31 rebelEpik : i think im safe
  34. 00:57:35 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : Swavu
  35. 00:57:42 rebelEpik : besides, its nice to just watch a number get bigger and bigger
  36. 00:57:57 Decayer : Why not?
  37. 00:58:52 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : :siren: :siren: :siren: 60 seconds! places! places everyone! :siren: :siren: :siren:
  38. 00:59:19 LuckyGuy : wait, did we change it? I thought it was 8:30
  39. 00:59:23 rebelEpik : wait what
  40. 00:59:27 rebelEpik : its at 9:30
  41. 00:59:31 Rootballa : 8:30 CST
  42. 00:59:33 rebelEpik : T MINUS HALF AN HOUR PANCAKE
  43. 00:59:36 rebelEpik : 9
  44. 00:59:41 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : oh am I off by an hour?
  45. 00:59:47 rebelEpik : 9:30 EST
  46. 00:59:48 Archie : Yeah, it got changed
  47. 00:59:50 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : oh the 30 well fuck me in the asshole
  48. 01:00:07 rebelEpik : only if you insist and pay me
  49. 01:00:21 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : you want to get paid to be the top?
  50. 01:00:23 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : I NEVER
  51. 01:00:35 rebelEpik : i just like to be paid in general, yeah
  52. 01:00:46 Senso : 9:30? pft ok
  53. 01:00:51 Elrondhubbard : pozzing neg holes
  54. 01:00:58 rebelEpik : HALF AN HOUR LEFT GUYS
  55. 01:01:26 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : also no homo okay?
  56. 01:01:37 LuckyGuy : no promises
  57. 01:02:21 rebelEpik : how long are we murdering pine trees for?
  58. 01:02:27 rebelEpik : just kidding, all i do is murder trees
  59. 01:02:45 keldon : hopefully until some pubbie mentions it in world chat
  60. 01:02:53 keldon : I'll be disappointed if no one notices
  61. 01:03:32 cerberus : how many are we reckoning we'll have, anyway
  62. 01:03:33 LuckyGuy : someone tell me if they do, because I'll be damned if I'm turning world chat on
  63. 01:03:52 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : if pubbies dont mention it we will have someone that is kind of new go "wow pine trees are way slower its like 80 seconds!"
  64. 01:04:03 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : then get some pubs to check in
  65. 01:04:50 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : actually we could create our own fun by holding tasks hostage if this works well
  66. 01:05:12 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : like make it so 6PM on Saturdays is no getting useful resource time
  67. 01:07:03 cerberus : i feel like we would all get banned, or some sort of reprimanding, to be honest
  68. 01:07:13 cerberus : grump is not a hands-off kind of admin from what ive seen
  69. 01:07:32 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : right but we are using game mechanics and showing our numbers
  70. 01:07:44 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : what is more likely is crowding would be removed
  71. 01:07:50 moooo566 : at that point its basically griefing
  72. 01:07:58 rebelEpik : we're not holding the game hostage
  73. 01:08:06 rebelEpik : we are establishing resource gathering times
  74. 01:08:09 rebelEpik : for us to come together as a guild
  75. 01:08:15 rebelEpik : and get resources for the guild
  76. 01:08:20 moooo566 : we'd get in trouble doing it maliciously
  77. 01:08:21 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : we would declare it as "our guild is going to be farming this resource at this time in mass"
  78. 01:08:26 DivineCoffeeBinge : We are engaging in Group Social Activities
  79. 01:08:31 cerberus : ehehe
  80. 01:08:39 rebelEpik : I like that DCB
  81. 01:08:49 CoffeeAmin : Group Activity Socials
  82. 01:08:52 Senso : it would be fun if each individual area had a local chat
  83. 01:09:18 DivineCoffeeBinge : We're doing it as a team, overcoming the long timer to teach our members to deal with adversity
  84. 01:09:20 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : and we make a big public announcement (like 1-2 weeks ahead of time and make it a weekly thing and have a huge schedule) and watch
  85.  
  86. people groan about it
  87. 01:09:20 Senso : Goon Optimist Club
  88. 01:09:27 Elrondhubbard : glorious leader needs pine
  89. 01:10:00 Senso : we pronounce it piné
  90. 01:10:08 DivineCoffeeBinge : It's teambuilding. We can say "I read a book about being an effective corporate leader."
  91. 01:10:25 CoffeeAmin : Group Activity Socially Jointly Established Work Schedules
  92. 01:10:26 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : we could even make some troll acronym for it like CROWD or fuck I'm bad with that part
  93. 01:10:42 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : GAS JEWS?
  94. 01:10:49 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : really?!
  95. 01:11:15 Senso : haha
  96. 01:11:24 Senso : perfect
  97. 01:11:25 CoffeeAmin : Best troll activity name I could come up with quickly, sorry
  98. 01:11:27 moooo566 : oh god, i'm gonna run out of hatchets before the main event starts at this rate
  99. 01:11:38 Rootballa : Guild Resource Use Master Plan
  100. 01:11:41 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : I think we got plenty still
  101. 01:11:43 Rootballa : need a Y
  102. 01:11:47 Xerol : 9:20 action stations everyone grab hatchets then
  103. 01:11:55 CoffeeAmin : Y'all
  104. 01:12:04 Rootballa : alternatively
  105. 01:12:22 cerberus : i'm tailgating at pines right now. pregaming the shit out of these trees
  106. 01:12:33 keldon : should we buy up all the festive scarves and put them on goon mart at marked up prices?
  107. 01:12:39 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : make it spell SAL IS A BUTT can you make that our name?
  108. 01:12:48 Rootballa : Strategic Needs Aquisition In League
  109. 01:12:57 cerberus : ooh
  110. 01:12:58 Rootballa : SNAIL
  111. 01:13:06 cerberus : i like that one
  112. 01:14:03 Rootballa : alternatively "Strategic Needs Aquisition Informal Legion"
  113. 01:15:20 Senso : an informal legion, I like
  114. 01:15:22 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : Goon Acquisition Strategical Social Activity Legion
  115. 01:15:37 CoffeeAmin : is there a word for/about trees/logging that starts with K?
  116. 01:15:39 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : also you need a c in acquisition
  117. 01:16:25 rebelEpik : Strategic Acquisitions League
  118. 01:16:31 Elrondhubbard : karpenter
  119. 01:16:32 rebelEpik : idk im bad at this game
  120. 01:16:47 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : we're spelling things
  121. 01:16:49 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : GAS SAL
  122. 01:16:55 cerberus : let's logging! jumpstart karpentry!
  123. 01:17:13 Rootballa : the troll game is much stronger if it's not offensive
  124. 01:17:24 moooo566 : "let's log" would probably be better
  125. 01:17:32 Rootballa : making it offensive just gives people a valid reason to be angry
  126. 01:17:48 darkwing : is it logging time?
  127. 01:17:50 Rootballa : remember, it's about making people angry for invalid reasons
  128. 01:17:57 cerberus : 13 minutes to go
  129. 01:18:09 rebelEpik : GOONS: Greater Order of Nature Slayers
  130. 01:18:30 CoffeeAmin : Forcefully Undertaking Concerted Karpenter Goods Of Overly Natural Services
  131. 01:18:49 Senso : pushin it a bit
  132. 01:18:52 Senso : haha
  133. 01:18:57 CoffeeAmin : yeah
  134. 01:18:59 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : Logical Organizational Woodcutting Team Activity Xylophone
  135. 01:19:11 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : I couldn't think of an X for LOWTAX
  136. 01:19:17 CoffeeAmin : I'm out of practice making idiotic acronyms
  137. 01:20:24 Rootballa : Team Abilty Expo
  138. 01:20:29 Rootballa : the X is short for Expo
  139. 01:20:34 Rootballa : like in PAX
  140. 01:21:21 Senso : The Antonin Scalia School For ARTS
  141. 01:21:46 Rootballa : what's this about dota
  142. 01:21:59 rebelEpik : i give up. I've tried to come up with a bunch of different ones but i can only get the first few letters to work
  143. 01:22:01 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : look if we need to use a C try and make cattywampus fit in somehow
  144. 01:22:05 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : I love that word
  145. 01:22:54 Senso : or a capibara
  146. 01:23:03 rebelEpik : how
  147. 01:23:06 CoffeeAmin : went to 4 slots on my still :toot:
  148. 01:23:07 Xerol : okay on my way back
  149. 01:23:07 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : Look we'll just call it TEAM BARRY even though no one is named Barry and it's actually just one guy
  150. 01:23:09 rebelEpik : how could that ever fit in
  151. 01:24:06 Xerol : hands up if you're ready to PINE CRUSH
  152. 01:24:16 Rootballa : Breaking Arboreal Records Regarding Yards
  153. 01:24:20 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : you have my box cutter
  154. 01:24:23 LuckyGuy : *hands filled with axes*
  155. 01:24:34 Guild > GBS > Operation: Pine Crush was updated by Xerol.
  156. 01:24:42 Senso : pine up!
  157. 01:24:48 cerberus : pine-a-roo
  158. 01:24:55 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : I was saying team barry not it actually having a meaning like how Radium did it
  159. 01:24:59 CoffeeAmin : oh god, 47 at 9 crowding
  160. 01:25:00 Xerol : rootballa i'll take some of that coal too if you've got it ready
  161. 01:25:06 neongrey : oh i guess i can come help pine
  162. 01:25:09 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : like no Radium hate? and you call yourself goons
  163. 01:25:15 Senso : yes you can
  164. 01:25:15 Rootballa : do you want it in AB or IP
  165. 01:25:18 neongrey : this ore will still be there later
  166. 01:25:21 Xerol : IP
  167. 01:25:22 Rootballa : i'll send it over in ~2min
  168. 01:25:24 Senso : radium, breaker of forums
  169. 01:25:30 Rootballa : got 2 min left on -20 timer
  170. 01:25:30 Xerol : yeah it's only for like 30 minutes or whenever someone notices
  171. 01:25:38 Xerol : then it's TROUT HOUR
  172. 01:25:45 Xerol : Level 46 Speed (1,674,991 exp - 90,000 remaining) heh
  173. 01:25:52 neongrey : PINETASTICA
  174. 01:25:57 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : I LOVE TROUT FISH
  175. 01:25:58 Rootballa : i'm kind of tempted to eat one of those -100 crowding easter things
  176. 01:26:00 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : YOU LOVE TROUT FISH
  177. 01:26:07 Rootballa : okay, yeah
  178. 01:26:14 Rootballa : someone make a deal in world chat about the pine timer
  179. 01:26:20 Rootballa : then i'll insist i dont have crowding
  180. 01:26:23 Xerol : no wait until we have like 25+ crowding
  181. 01:26:42 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : yeah hold off, and preferablly a newbie would realistically you just be hitting it oh god 11
  182. 01:27:18 rebelEpik : is 25+ crowding even going to be possible?
  183. 01:27:28 Xerol : 25 people
  184. 01:27:31 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : normally 30 ish goons on
  185. 01:27:33 Grumpy Aspersa :
  186. 01:27:40 rebelEpik : oh score
  187. 01:27:42 rebelEpik : grumpy is here too
  188. 01:27:49 Xerol : we can add at least 15 to the 10 pubbies (although i think some of those are goons too)
  189. 01:27:50 rebelEpik : :GOONRUSH:
  190. 01:27:55 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : hail, and well met
  191. 01:28:00 rebelEpik : im a goon at pine
  192. 01:28:09 DivineCoffeeBinge : Choppity chop chop chop
  193. 01:28:10 Xerol : time to start ramping on
  194. 01:28:12 Xerol : CHOP!
  195. 01:28:27 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : more we need more people at pines
  196. 01:28:30 CoffeeAmin : turned on world chat for this
  197. 01:28:43 Xerol : oh good new page too
  198. 01:28:47 Xerol : i'm burning mana
  199. 01:29:04 keldon : yeah casting WG but I'll start chopping in a couple of minutes
  200. 01:29:15 Xerol : i'm just burning VS on myself for the magic XP
  201. 01:29:20 rebelEpik : 20 goons online right now in DF
  202. 01:29:38 Xerol : oh my volundr ring broke
  203. 01:29:38 Rootballa : ok, on my way over
  204. 01:29:40 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : well only 13/20 cutting trees everyone in
  205. 01:29:55 Senso : i'm casting on myself
  206. 01:30:00 neongrey : oh yeah gonna take a quick pause to wg myself
  207. 01:30:01 Xerol lljk : Level 35 Woodcutting (777,777 exp - 15,375 remaining) goodbye nice number
  208. 01:30:09 Senso : 15 crowd
  209. 01:30:11 Xerol : it's probably best that we ramp it up anyway
  210. 01:30:13 Rootballa : BEHOLD!
  211. 01:30:15 Rootballa : COAL.
  212. 01:30:21 rebelEpik : Level 13 Woodcutting (45,337 exp - 1,311 remaining)
  213. 01:30:26 rebelEpik : im getting there
  214. 01:30:28 Xerol : nice
  215. 01:30:41 Xerol : that's almost as much as i need for the weekend
  216. 01:30:48 cerberus : 17 crowd yess
  217. 01:30:59 Xerol : it's showing 14 for me??!
  218. 01:31:12 rebelEpik : 15 for me
  219. 01:31:17 moooo566 : 16 here
  220. 01:31:17 CoffeeAmin : it updates on the new action
  221. 01:31:19 Senso : 16 here
  222. 01:31:20 moooo566 : seems like its weird
  223. 01:31:20 Archie : I see 15
  224. 01:31:23 Senso : it updates -- yes
  225. 01:31:24 CoffeeAmin : 17 here
  226. 01:31:25 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : 17, it refreshes when you next chop
  227. 01:31:25 rebelEpik : 17!
  228. 01:31:33 moooo566 : ooh 18
  229. 01:31:36 Xerol : still showing 16
  230. 01:31:38 cerberus : 18!!
  231. 01:31:42 Xerol : i wonder if the scarf just makes it show less people crowding
  232. 01:31:45 Senso : woo
  233. 01:31:49 keldon : you have a -crowding effect?
  234. 01:31:50 neongrey : there we go, pine away, 19
  235. 01:31:53 Senso : fucking horrible timer
  236. 01:32:11 rebelEpik : 54 timer with full blue
  237. 01:32:38 Senso : 49 timer eeee
  238. 01:32:48 CoffeeAmin : I had 52 with a Steel Hatchet and blue tracksuit
  239. 01:32:50 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : 53 aaaaaaa
  240. 01:32:55 Xerol : i'm kinda curious to see how much pine we actually get out of this too
  241. 01:33:34 cerberus : 20 crowding hell yes
  242. 01:33:40 rebelEpik : 20 woo
  243. 01:33:44 HoboLoafers : hello I heard there would be a log chop tonight
  244. 01:33:51 rebelEpik : oh my god yes there is hobo
  245. 01:33:52 Senso : yes come right now
  246. 01:33:52 Xerol : yes we are chopping
  247. 01:33:54 moooo566 : chrome just crashed
  248. 01:33:55 keldon : yeah the scarf must reduce the number it shows
  249. 01:34:02 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : yes cut your logs now
  250. 01:34:03 moooo566 : i blame you guys, i needed all 40 of those tabs
  251. 01:34:05 Xerol : it's showing 16 now
  252. 01:34:13 rebelEpik : 19
  253. 01:34:16 rebelEpik : just ended an action
  254. 01:34:18 Rootballa : You also found 1 Pine Cone.
  255. 01:34:31 Xerol : i'll try taking scarf off and see what it says
  256. 01:34:31 CoffeeAmin : you can open those tabs again
  257. 01:34:36 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : ooooohhh I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
  258. 01:34:37 CoffeeAmin : Recent History
  259. 01:34:45 Xerol : hey yeah that's our excuse
  260. 01:34:46 Xerol : we need flour
  261. 01:34:47 Rootballa : I have scarf and it says 18
  262. 01:34:52 Xerol : hence, everyone chopping pine
  263. 01:34:54 Senso : we're the gayest group of lumberjacks
  264. 01:35:01 CoffeeAmin : I think the pubbies left
  265. 01:35:02 Grumpy Aspersa : nice nonetheless
  266. 01:35:04 HoboLoafers : have we advertised this pine party
  267. 01:35:13 moooo566 : yeah, i found them, just trying to open them all at once chewed it up hard
  268. 01:35:16 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : I wish a was a girleeeeee just like my deer parpar
  269. 01:35:19 Xerol : just to goons
  270. 01:35:19 CoffeeAmin : :tinfoil:
  271. 01:35:41 HoboLoafers : lol
  272. 01:35:45 Senso : 17, cmon guys we're losing steam!
  273. 01:35:47 HoboLoafers : 17 peepz
  274. 01:35:55 Xerol : i wonder if we're driving off the pubbies
  275. 01:35:56 Senso : or we're scaring away pubbies
  276. 01:36:04 neongrey : i see 20
  277. 01:36:04 Senso : back to 20
  278. 01:36:04 keldon : I wonder how often grumps peeks at the various guild chats
  279. 01:36:05 rebelEpik : i botchecked
  280. 01:36:06 rebelEpik : its 20
  281. 01:36:18 rebelEpik : he probably reads our religiously
  282. 01:36:23 Elewem : So shit I'm late
  283. 01:36:25 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : 22!!!!
  284. 01:36:29 Senso : darkwing come to DF and chop pine
  285. 01:36:31 Xerol : probably just whenever he needs to investigate cheating or whatever
  286. 01:36:32 HoboLoafers : we have good ideas in our guild chat
  287. 01:36:33 Elewem : on my way!
  288. 01:36:44 CoffeeAmin : 22 peeps!
  289. 01:36:59 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : Elewem, you're p.new right? pretend you just hit pine when you get here and complain about pine taking 62 seconds and how long that
  290.  
  291. is compared to whatever is before it
  292. 01:37:01 Elewem : I see 19.
  293. 01:37:02 moooo566 : join our Boring Utilisation of Tree Tools, grumpy
  294. 01:37:04 Xerol : CHARLES WANTED FLOUR SO THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
  295. 01:37:04 Senso : integer overflow incoming~
  296. 01:37:07 HoboLoafers : me to Elewem
  297. 01:37:15 rebelEpik : 22
  298. 01:37:17 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : complain in world
  299. 01:37:18 neongrey : 24
  300. 01:37:27 Elewem : On it.
  301. 01:37:28 Xerol : no we don't want any goons complaining
  302. 01:37:32 Xerol : act like there's no crowding
  303. 01:37:33 HoboLoafers : GET OUTA MY HEAD CHARLES
  304. 01:37:34 darkwing : I am chopping trees
  305. 01:37:46 Senso : as you should
  306. 01:37:47 Elewem : CHARLES NOOOOO
  307. 01:37:47 SaucerCrab : same
  308. 01:37:50 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : but if pubs dont notice a goon newbie doing it would be funny
  309. 01:37:52 rebelEpik : 23
  310. 01:38:01 HoboLoafers : IM KETCHUP MOTHERFUCKER
  311. 01:38:18 Rootballa : i took off all my -timer
  312. 01:38:26 Rootballa : 69 base timer
  313. 01:38:28 HoboLoafers : shit i need to watch that again, it's been a couple years
  314. 01:38:29 Rootballa : w/ 21 crowding
  315. 01:38:30 Xerol : i see online goons not at DF
  316. 01:38:34 darkwing : Captain Industry!
  317. 01:38:37 Archie : Those fiends
  318. 01:38:37 CoffeeAmin : kick them
  319. 01:38:44 rebelEpik : We need a newbie to speak up and complain
  320. 01:38:49 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : Xerol hitler
  321. 01:38:55 Senso : fucking goons ruining every plans!
  322. 01:38:55 Xerol : pisshands zorato demnos fvicodin get over here and chop
  323. 01:38:57 rebelEpik : its taking 55 seconds for my damn pine logs now
  324. 01:39:12 HoboLoafers : pisshands is riding under the radar on the name change
  325. 01:39:18 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : yeah I don't think pubs are going to start it
  326. 01:39:29 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : I think we will need to, and hope some pubs come to check it out
  327. 01:39:33 CoffeeAmin : just lost 2 choppers
  328. 01:39:37 Xerol : okay i'll poke world discreetly
  329. 01:39:46 Xerol lljk : cones cones cones need more cones
  330. 01:39:48 rebelEpik : i got 24
  331. 01:40:00 Senso : good one
  332. 01:40:01 neongrey : 23 here
  333. 01:40:08 Senso lljk : cones
  334. 01:40:16 * Freak is gathering over 10k heartwood to make valentine cards *
  335. 01:40:30 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : a d0000m house?!
  336. 01:40:46 rebelEpik lljk : i want one
  337. 01:40:47 Senso lljk : cones
  338. 01:40:57 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : I like traffic cones
  339. 01:41:01 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : so orange
  340. 01:41:15 rebelEpik lljk : traffic cones are alright
  341. 01:41:16 Senso : cones are good
  342. 01:41:23 rebelEpik lljk : a bit too obnoxious for me
  343. 01:41:29 rebelEpik lljk : i like something subtler
  344. 01:41:33 rebelEpik lljk : maybe a bit brown?
  345. 01:41:35 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : what about coneheads?
  346. 01:41:43 moooo566 lljk : cooones
  347. 01:41:47 Senso lljk : bring me cones
  348. 01:41:48 CoffeeAmin lljk : traffic pylons maybe?
  349. 01:41:56 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : dude not cool
  350. 01:41:57 HoboLoafers lljk : lots of flannel up in here.
  351. 01:42:16 rebelEpik : what
  352. 01:42:17 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : that looks way too close to coons which yeah...
  353. 01:42:28 rebelEpik : oh
  354. 01:42:39 Xerol lljk : there's a park near my office and they dumped all the snow there, and when the pile was at its highest someone put a traffic cone on top of each
  355.  
  356. lamppost within reach
  357. 01:42:40 Senso lljk : cones
  358. 01:42:41 HoboLoafers : :unintentionalracism:
  359. 01:42:48 moooo566 : uh
  360. 01:42:58 moooo566 : if i'd missed the e or one of the os, yeah
  361. 01:42:58 Xerol lljk : they're still up there but the pile is gone so the county's going to have to send a bucket truck out to get them down
  362. 01:43:07 Senso lljk : You also found 1 Pine Cone. Yes. Yes.
  363. 01:43:11 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : yeah I didn't want goons spamming it was all
  364. 01:43:14 CoffeeAmin lljk : that's awesome
  365. 01:43:21 Xerol lljk : You also found 3 Pine Cones. #goml
  366. 01:43:22 rebelEpik lljk : woo!
  367. 01:43:42 HoboLoafers : You also found 2 Pine Cones.
  368. 01:43:45 Senso lljk : Cones!
  369. 01:43:49 HoboLoafers : jerk pine cones
  370. 01:43:57 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : pubbies aren't getting it
  371. 01:44:03 rebelEpik lljk : You also found 1 Pine Cones.
  372. 01:44:10 Xerol : pubbies aren't here it seems
  373. 01:44:17 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : You chopped 3 Pine Logs from this tree.
  374. 01:44:18 Severian Legacy : pine cone hype
  375. 01:44:18 Xerol : i think we're just crowding ourselves at this point
  376. 01:44:21 rebelEpik : not at all lol
  377. 01:44:31 Senso : of course
  378. 01:44:34 rebelEpik : we have 25 players on pine
  379. 01:44:38 HoboLoafers lljk : You also found 1 Pine Cone. Get off my lawn.
  380. 01:44:40 CoffeeAmin : they're just seeing a goon invasion of world
  381. 01:44:44 rebelEpik : either way, this is an accomplishment
  382. 01:44:47 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : thats why I said a newbie needs to say "hey why is pine timer 62 seconds"
  383. 01:44:57 CoffeeAmin : they are probably seething in their guild chats
  384. 01:45:02 Senso lljk : You also found 2 Pine Cones. More cones!
  385. 01:45:05 Xerol : they could temporarily drop guild tag and ask "what is crowding"
  386. 01:45:16 HoboLoafers : and then not re-invite them
  387. 01:45:21 rebelEpik : that is a great idea
  388. 01:45:26 rebelEpik : minus what Hobo said
  389. 01:45:34 rebelEpik : Actually, nevermind it could work
  390. 01:45:34 Xerol : it would need to be someone who hasn't chatted in world yet
  391. 01:45:36 HoboLoafers : *wink wink nudge nudge*
  392. 01:45:39 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : glad you just volunteered
  393. 01:45:39 Senso lljk : What *is* a cone though?
  394. 01:46:03 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : a solid or hollow object that tapers from a circular or roughly circular base to a point.
  395. 01:46:22 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : the dry fruit of a conifer, typically tapering to a rounded end and formed of a tight array of overlapping scales on a central
  396.  
  397. axis that separate to release the seeds.
  398. 01:46:22 Senso lljk : Nice. I want more of these.
  399. 01:46:22 HoboLoafers : did we break the chat server
  400. 01:46:23 demnos lljk : Selling Snail Bucks for 4500 each
  401. 01:46:32 HoboLoafers : lol demnos
  402. 01:46:36 Senso lljk : Bring them to me.
  403. 01:46:47 CoffeeAmin lljk : an alternative to the three seashells?
  404. 01:46:50 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : You also found 2 Pine Cones.
  405. 01:46:58 Senso lljk : Are seashells conical?
  406. 01:47:01 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : they do fit up there yes
  407. 01:47:03 Senso lljk : Or just comical?
  408. 01:47:11 Xerol : idea, let's burn 1k copper by buying 500 pinecones for 2c each in the shop
  409. 01:47:39 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : some pubbie will jus have that on hand
  410. 01:47:40 HoboLoafers : which shop
  411. 01:47:40 Xerol : although that's probably more likely to get a guild to dump its stash than to make anyone chop pine
  412. 01:47:44 Xerol : yeah
  413. 01:47:47 Xerol : forget i suggested that
  414. 01:47:55 CoffeeAmin lljk : You also found 2 Pine Cones. :woop:
  415. 01:48:00 Huggy : okay
  416. 01:48:04 Huggy : There are 24 players crowding you tonight.
  417. 01:48:09 Huggy : sorry im late
  418. 01:48:09 Senso lljk : Cones!
  419. 01:48:19 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : okay cute newbie needs to speak up or this is a bust and just cone puns which is also great
  420. 01:48:32 Xerol : i'm down with just cone puns
  421. 01:48:40 HoboLoafers : lol He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!
  422. 01:48:57 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : I just want an angry pubbie
  423. 01:49:14 Xerol : yeah we're not going to get that by complaining ourselves
  424. 01:49:14 Senso lljk : Valid question: are scones cones?
  425. 01:49:32 Senso lljk : Or vice versa?
  426. 01:49:33 Xerol : give it time, someone will botcheck or need to cast spells and then notice the timer
  427. 01:49:35 Severian Legacy : they could be, if someone decided to make them that shape.
  428. 01:49:42 CoffeeAmin : the pubbies all saw that a bunch of people were crowding pine and fucked off to do something else
  429. 01:50:11 Senso lljk : Interesting. We should pursue that line of thought.
  430. 01:50:25 rebelEpik : i think the best way to do this, is to just have everyone chop pine all the time
  431. 01:50:39 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : nah like anyone even looks at crowding its not really ever a factor
  432. 01:50:39 rebelEpik : and just continuously keep 20+ players crowding pine
  433. 01:50:44 CoffeeAmin : that's what we're trying to do
  434. 01:50:45 Xerol : weekend might be better, more pubs around
  435. 01:51:15 Xerol : okay if you want to do trout then go do that at the top of the hour otherwise stick on pine
  436. 01:51:35 Senso : i'm staying for a bit
  437. 01:51:41 Senso : it feels Right
  438. 01:51:48 Xerol : let's try to make it a full hour
  439. 01:51:55 Senso lljk : I found a pine cone.
  440. 01:52:13 Severian Legacy : More pine cone hype.
  441. 01:52:20 Xerol : this is actually going to be quite a lot of pine we'll get
  442. 01:52:23 Xerol : i'm almost at 100
  443. 01:52:44 CoffeeAmin : 2,692,212 (136,163)
  444. 01:52:45 HoboLoafers : someone ask Legacy to bring all their active members here
  445. 01:53:54 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : Hay laggacy come smash some pine with our 22 naked guys
  446. 01:54:18 moooo566 : are we supposed to be naked?
  447. 01:54:47 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : I'm *pining* for you
  448. 01:54:50 CoffeeAmin : you don't want splinters in your crotchular region
  449. 01:54:53 CoffeeAmin : trust me
  450. 01:55:16 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : wait am I the only one that's naked?
  451. 01:55:19 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : I feel silly now
  452. 01:55:20 Senso lljk : Cone on dad stop the bad puns
  453. 01:55:24 Moose Moose Moose : the artist formerly known as ImAHorriblePineconeMonster
  454. 01:55:28 darrens SP : what in the world did i come back to here
  455. 01:55:38 Senso lljk : Cones.
  456. 01:55:44 cerberus lljk : pun cones
  457. 01:55:48 CoffeeAmin lljk : To have a party chopping Pine?
  458. 01:55:53 Xerol lljk : it's cone hour
  459. 01:55:56 DivineCoffeeBinge : You realize this means we're just going to get EVEN MORE pinecones
  460. 01:56:01 Senso lljk : It is.
  461. 01:56:03 CoffeeAmin lljk : The Coning Hour
  462. 01:56:05 Xerol : that's a problem?
  463. 01:56:14 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : take one down pass it around 99 more pine cones to cut
  464. 01:56:29 Moose Moose Moose : You chopped 1 Pine Log from this tree. You also found 3 Pine Cones. Level 27 Woodcutting (350,101 exp - 23,083 remaining) There are 20 pines
  465.  
  466. coning you tonight.
  467. 01:56:30 Senso lljk : Enemy Cone, starring Louis Gosset Jr.
  468. 01:56:31 DivineCoffeeBinge : Only if no one crushes them!
  469. 01:56:36 Rootballa lljk : You also found 1 Pine Cone.
  470. 01:56:44 Xerol : boom
  471. 01:56:44 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : You also found 3 Pine Cones.
  472. 01:56:46 Xerol : thank you moose
  473. 01:56:48 HoboLoafers : lol Moose
  474. 01:56:52 Senso lljk : I found 3
  475. 01:57:10 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : moose seems to get us
  476. 01:57:22 Rootballa lljk : is there a way to remove the color from your text once you've selected one
  477. 01:57:26 Xerol lljk : You coned 6 Cone Cones from this cone. You also coned 4 Cone Cones.
  478. 01:57:41 CoffeeAmin lljk : choose a different one?
  479. 01:57:45 HoboLoafers lljk : you have to trade cones to do that.
  480. 01:57:47 Senso lljk : Did you just conned a cone?
  481. 01:58:05 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : Trading pine cones for snails
  482. 01:58:20 Archie : I broke my hatchet. Where's my purple heart you corn pones
  483. 01:58:20 CoffeeAmin : lol
  484. 01:58:25 brinewave Slumber : somebody put the cone of silence over these bad puns
  485. 01:58:26 Xerol : buying snail bucks 4500 cones
  486. 01:58:31 moooo566 : 01:55:31 You are now level 7 in Woodcutting.
  487. 01:58:42 Senso lljk : Cone at me bro
  488. 01:58:44 rubbersucky : oh I'm a goon too I guess I didn't read the thread well enough
  489. 01:58:48 rubbersucky : to join the guild
  490. 01:58:50 cerberus lljk : Cone of Shame
  491. 01:58:58 Senso : lol
  492. 01:59:06 Xerol lljk : if cones are worth 1 copper then can i buy snail bucks for 5000 cones?
  493. 01:59:07 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : just poast rubber
  494. 01:59:10 CoffeeAmin lljk : The Cone of Coning
  495. 01:59:20 rubbersucky : extrapolating from chat, does that mean we are like half the population of this game
  496. 01:59:24 Senso lljk : rubbersucky, the price of entry is 1 cone
  497. 01:59:40 Xerol : lol
  498. 01:59:42 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : gonna go trout trout trouting
  499. 01:59:46 Xerol : busted
  500. 01:59:48 rubbersucky : mai cones
  501. 01:59:51 DivineCoffeeBinge lljk : Cones are good. Cones are life.
  502. 01:59:58 Senso : get this goon in before he spoils it!
  503. 02:00:01 moooo566 lljk : not half the population, just half the cones
  504. 02:00:04 moooo566 lljk : and the other half
  505. 02:00:10 Xerol lljk : either we missed you posting in the thread or someone's slacking on invites
  506. 02:00:11 Senso lljk : Cones.
  507. 02:00:39 Xerol : not going to invite someone who just says they're a goon
  508. 02:00:53 Senso lljk : Oh hey I found a blue mushroom. How did that get get in this forest?
  509. 02:01:01 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : exactly
  510. 02:01:08 DivineCoffeeBinge : How much do you want to bet that half the guild chats in the world are going "God dammit what is with these people and their cone fetish
  511.  
  512. where did they all come from"
  513. 02:01:08 Xerol lljk : that's just a deformed cone
  514. 02:01:09 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : oh god why did I have so much fun making pinecone jokes
  515. 02:01:10 HoboLoafers : I'm a Goon!
  516. 02:01:10 rubbersucky : I missed the posting in the thread
  517. 02:01:13 darrens SP : whew the chore of barbeque cleaning is done
  518. 02:01:14 rubbersucky : part
  519. 02:01:15 Senso lljk : It's not conical.
  520. 02:01:21 pisshands : should prob have a registration date requirement over a few months too tbh
  521. 02:01:32 rubbersucky : I thought the hive mind would just sense my presence and invite me
  522. 02:01:33 cerberus lljk : hey how do i make Cone Coolers you guys
  523. 02:01:42 CoffeeAmin : I don't see a post from him
  524. 02:01:52 moooo566 lljk : you haven't yet reached critical cone mass
  525. 02:01:59 Senso lljk : You need a Cone Chisel.
  526. 02:02:15 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : you can't multi account this game, and don't really see someone going I have a 3 year old account in this game and a 1 month old SA
  527.  
  528. account
  529. 02:02:16 Senso lljk : Check the manual.
  530. 02:02:23 CoffeeAmin lljk : Blue Cones give what bonuses?
  531. 02:02:30 DivineCoffeeBinge lljk : Cone some more cones. That's how you connect to the hivemind and prove you aren't a pubbie spai.
  532. 02:02:36 Senso lljk : More cones.
  533. 02:02:56 darrens SP : is there an event i missed being announced for pine cones?
  534. 02:03:02 HoboLoafers lljk : The Meat Pyramid is becoming angry with the cone worship.
  535. 02:03:05 Xerol : 126 logs 58 cones
  536. 02:03:08 DivineCoffeeBinge lljk : We have too many cones to be trusting. None shall invade the conehoard.
  537. 02:03:10 Senso lljk : Do you have cones?
  538. 02:03:13 CoffeeAmin : he just posted :3:
  539. 02:03:20 Xerol lljk : someone offered to buy flour so we need cones
  540. 02:03:27 Senso : nice
  541. 02:03:28 CoffeeAmin lljk : Do you have cones in your cone?
  542. 02:03:44 rubbersucky : Does hitting cherry trees count as pine trees
  543. 02:03:55 DivineCoffeeBinge lljk : Cones for the Cone God, Pine Nuts for the Nut Throne
  544. 02:04:05 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : All praise be the mighty pine tree pinecone needle in a forest green
  545. 02:04:27 moooo566 lljk : the father, the son and the holy cone
  546. 02:04:34 Senso lljk : Cherry trees do not reward with cones.
  547. 02:04:45 DivineCoffeeBinge : We should build a new shop filled with nothing but pine cones and set the price to 100c. Not to sell. Just to brag about how many cones we
  548.  
  549. have.
  550. 02:04:46 HoboLoafers : the puns make me giggle
  551. 02:04:48 Senso lljk : Are you mad or what?
  552. 02:04:52 helasraizam : Quick question--probably not important, but my health is 1/28 and has been the whole time. Should I be eating, or..?
  553. 02:05:03 Senso : YES
  554. 02:05:07 Xerol lljk : you'll start regenerating as soon as you enter conebat
  555. 02:05:10 CoffeeAmin lljk : yes, eat some cooked fish and heal
  556. 02:05:15 moooo566 lljk : you can eat, or you can just go into combat and regen
  557. 02:05:15 Senso lljk : Eat cones.
  558. 02:05:25 helasraizam : Any disadvantage to just staying 1/28?
  559. 02:05:32 CoffeeAmin lljk : you die
  560. 02:05:32 Senso lljk : Less cones.
  561. 02:05:32 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : this is a good gimick and a good goal for newbies
  562. 02:05:36 DivineCoffeeBinge : Call it the Temple of Cone. No! The Conethedral!
  563. 02:05:39 Xerol lljk : if you're not doing combat your health doesn't matter
  564. 02:05:42 Xerol : HELLO GOON
  565. 02:05:43 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : pine cone shop all praise be the mighty cone
  566. 02:05:46 rubbersucky : hello gooms
  567. 02:05:46 brinewave Slumber : go into combat and exit before you die
  568. 02:05:48 helasraizam : Thanks!
  569. 02:05:49 cerberus : Vaticone City
  570. 02:05:51 brinewave Slumber : repeat
  571. 02:06:00 Senso : a new gewn!
  572. 02:06:00 rubbersucky : how do I get in on the pine tree hitting
  573. 02:06:06 moooo566 lljk : go into combat, pray the owl misses, repeat
  574. 02:06:06 CoffeeAmin lljk : Moscone
  575. 02:06:06 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : we need scripture and propaganda about the mighty pinecone
  576. 02:06:10 Xerol : level 6 woodcutting
  577. 02:06:17 helasraizam : haha
  578. 02:06:17 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : hit cherry trees to level up
  579. 02:06:19 Senso : hurry up
  580. 02:06:23 brinewave Slumber : store your stuff first
  581. 02:06:37 Senso lljk : Especially your cones
  582. 02:06:37 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : You punch walls. Yes you punch walls until you see a light on the other side
  583. 02:06:43 helasraizam : I just started, no combat yet
  584. 02:06:47 brinewave Slumber :
  585. 02:06:49 CoffeeAmin lljk : Conestantinople
  586. 02:06:50 helasraizam : but I will keep the cones in mind
  587. 02:07:02 rubbersucky : I'm only level 3 woodcutting :'(
  588. 02:07:03 moooo566 lljk : good man
  589. 02:07:07 Xerol lljk : cones actually do not have anything to do with combat
  590. 02:07:12 DivineCoffeeBinge : The Hagia Coneia?
  591. 02:07:14 Xerol : well keep chopping cherry then
  592. 02:07:15 Senso lljk : Cone and the Barbarian
  593. 02:07:21 moooo566 lljk : keep them in mind anyway though
  594. 02:07:22 Xerol : until you can build your house at least
  595. 02:07:26 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : are pubbies coming onto our cone way of thinking?
  596. 02:07:30 rebelEpik : and listen
  597. 02:07:37 helasraizam : Ok mooo that sounds safe
  598. 02:07:40 helasraizam : *mooo sorry
  599. 02:07:41 DivineCoffeeBinge : I think the pubbies are mostly just bemused.
  600. 02:07:42 rebelEpik : everyone will tell you to just take the wood from storage to build your first house
  601. 02:07:43 General > Guides > Combat - Getting Started was updated by One of One.
  602. 02:07:43 cerberus : we set out to grief but instead we will bring joy and cones to the people of amar
  603. 02:07:43 rebelEpik : dont do that
  604. 02:07:51 moooo566 : st peters conesilica
  605. 02:07:54 General > Guides > Getting started v2 was updated by One of One.
  606. 02:07:56 rebelEpik : its so much more rewarding to chop all 500 yourself
  607. 02:08:00 Xerol : uh i think we just got enough pine for like 10 houses
  608. 02:08:02 helasraizam : *mooo
  609. 02:08:04 General > Guides > Protip: How not to lose all your stuffs was updated by One of One.
  610. 02:08:07 DivineCoffeeBinge : St. Piners Conesilica.
  611. 02:08:12 helasraizam : Wait am I sleepy or does it cut out one of my 'o's?
  612. 02:08:14 General > Guides > Mana regeneration explained was updated by One of One.
  613. 02:08:22 moooo566 : it probably cuts them or something
  614. 02:08:23 rebelEpik : (im joking take the free wood)
  615. 02:08:26 moooo566 : oops
  616. 02:08:28 DivineCoffeeBinge lljk : I think it's an anti-spamming thing.
  617. 02:08:32 Xerol lljk : spam filter cuts out more than 3 consecutive of any letter
  618. 02:08:33 moooo566 lljk : it probably cuts them or something
  619. 02:08:44 Senso lljk : moX16
  620. 02:08:47 helasraizam : ohhh ok
  621. 02:08:50 Treasure I <3 U : moose has a spam name lol
  622. 02:09:05 DivineCoffeeBinge lljk : RIP Ox16, you were too dumb for this world.
  623. 02:09:28 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : free ox16
  624. 02:09:32 Moose Moose Moose :
  625. 02:09:38 DivineCoffeeBinge lljk : *with proof of purchase
  626. 02:09:49 Senso lljk : Cones.
  627. 02:09:50 moooo566 lljk : way too dumb
  628. 02:09:55 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster lljk : he wasn't bright but he was a man
  629. 02:10:07 HoboLoafers lljk : and he loved pine logs.
  630. 02:10:10 Xerol : get ready for some dumb shit
  631. 02:10:12 DivineCoffeeBinge lljk : I shall hold this cone in his honor.
  632. 02:10:14 Senso : Misc 40 Pine Cones. How bout that.
  633. 02:10:31 Senso cone : You also found 3 Pine Cones.
  634. 02:10:37 cerberus : oh my actual god
  635. 02:10:49 cerberus : xerol you are a madman
  636. 02:10:50 Senso : hahahaha
  637. 02:10:52 DivineCoffeeBinge : ?
  638. 02:10:55 Xerol : we are now the Cone Squad
  639. 02:10:55 Senso : +1
  640. 02:10:59 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : how are we not getting flagged for spam yet? this is like 10 times normal chat volume
  641. 02:11:01 Senso cone : cone
  642. 02:11:02 DivineCoffeeBinge : HAH
  643. 02:11:07 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : WHAT
  644. 02:11:08 Xerol : eh it's not really spammy
  645. 02:11:09 cerberus cone : praise cone
  646. 02:11:17 Senso cone : praise cone
  647. 02:11:18 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : did you pay to change that?
  648. 02:11:23 Xerol : no
  649. 02:11:25 DivineCoffeeBinge cone : Praise to the Cone. Let the Cone into your heart.
  650. 02:11:27 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster cone : all praise be
  651. 02:11:37 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : so you can just change it on a whim
  652. 02:11:42 Senso cone : the greater good
  653. 02:11:48 DivineCoffeeBinge : If anyone minds they can tur off worldchat, after all.
  654. 02:11:49 HoboLoafers cone : I still worship the Meat Pyramid you heretics.
  655. 02:11:50 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : or did a mod fuck with us?
  656. 02:11:53 Xerol : yeah but i'm not too inclined to change it frequently
  657. 02:12:15 DivineCoffeeBinge cone : The Meat Pyramid is cool and all, but you know what's even cooler, Hobo? Cones.
  658. 02:12:24 Senso : we can keep it for a day or two until we get tired of the gimmick
  659. 02:12:28 DivineCoffeeBinge cone : (If we say it enough it will lose all meaning)
  660. 02:12:32 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : changing guild name as often as you want seems ripe for abuse
  661. 02:12:45 moooo566 cone : as if it hasn't already
  662. 02:12:51 Athena -PoD- : ah yes, semantic satiation
  663. 02:12:52 Xerol : yeah that's why i'm not going to change it every 15 minutes
  664. 02:13:01 Senso cone : cones?
  665. 02:13:01 Athena -PoD- : that's the term for it
  666. 02:13:16 CoffeeAmin : lol
  667. 02:13:19 moooo566 cone : semantiCONE satiation
  668. 02:13:26 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : Pineco is the bestest pokémon
  669. 02:13:28 DivineCoffeeBinge cone : Ah, oh moocow of the 566. Once the cone has lost meaning it has become truly meaningful. Let the cone fill your thoughts as a Zen koan
  670.  
  671. might.
  672. 02:13:30 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : bah
  673. 02:13:40 Senso cone : Coneitive dissonance is what you're looking for.
  674. 02:13:42 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster cone : Pineco is the bestest pokémon
  675. 02:13:47 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster cone : he's a pinecone
  676. 02:14:06 DivineCoffeeBinge cone : Yea, for as the cone becomes meaningless the cone can thus mean everything and anything.
  677. 02:14:16 Xerol : oh fuck me in this conefest i missed the blacklist
  678. 02:14:25 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster cone : life is like a cone
  679. 02:14:39 Xerol : we're losing steam
  680. 02:14:40 CoffeeAmin : just torrent it
  681. 02:14:42 Xerol : 15 cones coning right now
  682. 02:14:56 Xerol : lol at the player list in DF though
  683. 02:15:01 Senso cone : Looks, it's raining cones.
  684. 02:15:06 CoffeeAmin : I think the cone puns won out and people went to cone other cones
  685. 02:15:15 Xerol : it's also trout hour
  686. 02:15:23 Xerol : i'll stick around to 200 logs/100 cones whichever comes first
  687. 02:15:39 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : There are 2 players crowding you this morning. nah no one is trouting really
  688. 02:15:47 DivineCoffeeBinge : Xerol, we really should build a Conethedral.
  689. 02:15:48 Senso : Xerol what was your highest timer?
  690. 02:16:00 Senso : (for cones)
  691. 02:16:07 Xerol : uh i'm wearing blues but it got up over 50
  692. 02:16:11 Meowth cone : help help i went to the gym
  693. 02:16:12 Xerol : (normally i'm at around 36 without spells)
  694. 02:16:13 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : yeah we need to fully embrace the gimmick
  695. 02:16:15 Meowth cone : and when i came back i was a cone
  696. 02:16:18 rebelEpik : mine was 56
  697. 02:16:27 CoffeeAmin cone : Do you even cone bro?
  698. 02:16:36 moooo566 cone : you have found the light
  699. 02:16:37 DivineCoffeeBinge : Don't skip cone day.
  700. 02:16:43 darrens SP : i came back as a cherry
  701. 02:16:55 Xerol : http://i.imgur.com
  702. 02:16:58 CoffeeAmin cone : HERESY
  703. 02:17:01 Senso cone : Heretic.
  704. 02:17:02 Monkey MBZ : I am still a Monkey
  705. 02:17:10 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster cone : How does a Meowth evolve into a Pineco?
  706. 02:17:22 Senso cone : You're a conical monkey.
  707. 02:17:26 Meowth cone : someone shoved a rock in my face
  708. 02:17:30 Xerol : yeah we didn't have our desired effect but we brightened world chat up with cones for an hour so i'm calling this a win
  709. 02:17:36 Meowth cone : and then everything got weird and glowy
  710. 02:17:49 moooo566 : wow, 134k exp in 24 hours
  711. 02:18:03 Smashed Dhara : crazy world tonight
  712. 02:18:07 Senso : it's been fun. instead of griefing we made world chat 10X more busy
  713. 02:18:12 cerberus : this is a better result than griefing imo
  714. 02:18:29 Xerol : plus we don't look like dicks doing it
  715. 02:18:31 HoboLoafers : he drilled his fucking foot
  716. 02:18:37 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : yeah we should do it again not a predictable time but randomly like 2 times a month
  717. 02:18:45 Senso : +1
  718. 02:18:49 Meowth : yeah
  719. 02:19:03 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : we come up with some bullshit back story about pinecone worship and spout some religious nonsense
  720. 02:19:05 DivineCoffeeBinge : This is definitely a win. No one was hurt and we got a temp gimmick out of it.
  721. 02:19:08 Senso : Hobo hanging up his cones!
  722. 02:19:14 Meowth : the right way to grief is to make killjoys really mad over something completely not worth getting mad over
  723. 02:19:24 Senso : yeah great event
  724. 02:19:25 Meowth : so if you're around people who aren't fucking killjoys
  725. 02:19:26 Athena -PoD- : they are all descents of one cone
  726. 02:19:28 Xerol : i'm also done coning
  727. 02:19:31 Meowth : then it's just weird and hilarious
  728. 02:19:38 Senso : me too, back to flouring
  729. 02:19:45 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : right now we are building followers or something
  730. 02:19:49 cerberus : back to citrus hell with me
  731. 02:19:50 Smashed Dhara : guess what i have 87 pine cones
  732. 02:19:55 Huggy : sorry guys, I ran out of axes and also I am grinding lvl 15 speed just because
  733. 02:20:05 moooo566 cone : share?
  734. 02:20:06 Xerol cone : Misc 62 Lumps of Butter 20,820 Pine Cones
  735. 02:20:10 Senso cone : Give them to me. You owe them to me.
  736. 02:20:17 Xerol cone : not enough cones
  737. 02:20:19 Magres : how hard did we manage to crowd pines
  738. 02:20:28 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : 25?
  739. 02:20:28 Xerol : it got up close to 25 at times
  740. 02:20:34 Magres : haha
  741. 02:20:35 Magres : jesus
  742. 02:20:38 Senso : I think we got up to 24
  743. 02:20:38 Meowth cone : why are you kidnapping my family
  744. 02:20:39 moooo566 : i think i saw it at 24
  745. 02:20:40 Meowth cone : my cousins
  746. 02:20:43 Xerol : okay i'm going back to mining ice blocks
  747. 02:20:44 Meowth cone : give them back
  748. 02:20:52 moooo566 : no higher, unless i was just looking at something else
  749. 02:20:59 moooo566 : yeah, back to digging up rocks
  750. 02:21:01 Magres : also people should come buff my mining at the mines :3
  751. 02:21:08 Meowth : i really did just get back home lol
  752. 02:21:14 Magres : im working on shoving another 500 iron ingots into guild stash
  753. 02:21:17 Meowth : i only caught the tail end
  754. 02:21:26 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : you missed a really good time making cone puns
  755. 02:21:31 Meowth : im on vial party again
  756. 02:21:37 Meowth : yeah i'm reading the backscroll
  757. 02:21:44 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : first 15 minutes were dull becuase we waited for pubs to make the first move
  758. 02:21:46 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : and they didnt
  759. 02:21:53 Xerol : oops i forgot to pick up coal
  760. 02:21:56 Magres : lol
  761. 02:22:02 Senso : > DivineCoffeeBinge removed 50 Pine Cones from Mining/WC/Carpentry/Smithing.
  762. 02:22:06 Senso : laffo
  763. 02:22:22 Xerol : here comes the cone dump
  764. 02:22:39 DivineCoffeeBinge : Team Bottle will be happy.
  765. 02:22:44 Xerol : seriously though we must've got over a thousand logs in a bit over half an hour
  766. 02:22:50 LuckyGuy : taking a cone dump sounds really painful
  767. 02:22:53 Senso : we should really just setup a show and make the cone number grow
  768. 02:23:00 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : best pubbie joke was calling me horriblepineconemonster nothing else good from their side
  769. 02:23:01 Senso : *shop
  770. 02:23:08 Meowth : yeah
  771. 02:23:21 Meowth : sell them for like 100/per so no one buys them and get them as high as possible
  772. 02:23:25 moooo566 : wow, all that coneing ruined my clothes
  773. 02:23:32 Senso : oh shit we have steak stews
  774. 02:23:48 Rootballa : easter pendant going into storage, grab it and equip it if you want it
  775. 02:23:50 Senso : I was looking at the wrong place
  776. 02:24:08 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : so next raid, pinecones again, or something else and we drop hints with puns?
  777. 02:24:33 moooo566 : we're down to only 1 blue shirt and 3 pants, btw. gotta grab a tailor soon, i guess?
  778. 02:24:40 Xerol : coal? might require more setup though
  779. 02:24:41 Senso : I say mushrooms, I love mushrooms
  780. 02:24:43 DivineCoffeeBinge : I say we keep doing pinecones until we get bored with them.
  781. 02:24:46 Xerol : we have loads of undyed clothes we need ash for dyes
  782. 02:24:47 Smashed Dhara : You begin preparing some pine cones
  783. 02:24:47 Rootballa : iron, all of our puns are in the form of IRONy
  784. 02:24:49 Xerol : and right now that's only me
  785. 02:24:55 Xerol : but i'm busy building a new storage in PN
  786. 02:25:02 moooo566 : ah, right
  787. 02:25:14 Senso cone : You are not cleared to handle cones.
  788. 02:25:14 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : look at pubbies trying to keep the pine puns going after its done
  789. 02:25:16 Xerol : and doing elinvar tools all weekend
  790. 02:25:21 DivineCoffeeBinge : Once MotU gets his speed up there we should have a steady supply for ash, but that will be a bit.
  791. 02:25:23 darrens SP : *yawn*
  792. 02:25:24 Senso cone : Put them back.
  793. 02:25:43 Xerol : yeah if anyone sees motu tell him he can grab the ice skates we have and go skating a while
  794. 02:25:45 Senso : we've started a ~meme~
  795. 02:25:51 Xerol : we need ice needles for oysters
  796. 02:25:55 Magres : hey DCB you should come power my iron binge with some buffs
  797. 02:26:01 Smashed Dhara : You found 3 Pine Nuts in that pine cone
  798. 02:26:25 Senso : aaand world chat off again
  799. 02:26:39 DivineCoffeeBinge cone : Ahhh, a Cone of the Trinity. A fine omen.
  800. 02:26:52 Sleeping_Forest TDA : >..>
  801. 02:27:04 Huggy : we are now the pine tree pirates
  802. 02:27:04 Meowth : we should change our tag on the regular
  803. 02:27:05 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : so with all this excess pine, can we get a pine fishing rod restock? I think we're running low
  804. 02:27:11 Meowth : to indicate which thing we're mobbing next
  805. 02:27:12 DivineCoffeeBinge : You rang, Magres?
  806. 02:27:12 Rootballa : context: moving these pickaxes to IP
  807. 02:27:19 Magres : :D
  808. 02:27:21 Magres : wait
  809. 02:27:21 Magres : no
  810. 02:27:22 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : We are heavy metal pirates ~ sailing on the sea
  811. 02:27:24 Magres : ;D
  812. 02:27:27 Magres : there we go
  813. 02:27:39 Magres : awesommeeee
  814. 02:27:40 Senso : we need pine crushers, I'll make the flour
  815. 02:28:09 Magres : after I'm done iron binging im gonna switch to cooking and level to the point i can do crush pine cones
  816. 02:28:10 DivineCoffeeBinge : Gonne hit woodcutting 26 tonight! Then... fuck only knows how long for 27. oof.
  817. 02:28:32 Magres : im enjoying learning a bit of everything
  818. 02:28:39 Xerol : okay we'll do this
  819. 02:28:43 Xerol : every month a new theme and tag
  820. 02:28:45 Xerol : april is cone month
  821. 02:28:52 cerberus : yess
  822. 02:28:57 Smashed Dhara : sorry but the cones are disappearing
  823. 02:29:04 Meowth : yaaay
  824. 02:29:07 Meowth cone :
  825. 02:29:08 Senso : I'm fine with that
  826. 02:29:13 Meowth cone : my cousins! you smashed joe!!
  827. 02:29:15 moooo566 cone : censorship!
  828. 02:29:15 DivineCoffeeBinge cone : The wonderful thing about The Holy Cone is that there are always more of them.
  829. 02:29:19 Meowth cone : you monster!
  830. 02:29:20 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : sounds good
  831. 02:29:21 moooo566 cone : erasure!
  832. 02:29:22 Smashed Dhara :
  833. 02:30:07 Magres : thanks dcb
  834. 02:30:11 Magres : 20 timer feels gooood
  835. 02:30:34 Smashed Dhara : just think i can get someone to push the upgrade on my houses which will mean more pine cones to smash
  836. 02:30:38 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : someone get screenshots of the pinecone chat
  837. 02:30:43 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster : need to save that
  838. 02:30:47 DivineCoffeeBinge cone : When you looked back and saw only one set of footsteps, it is because the Cone carried you. And grew feet to walk with for some reason.
  839.  
  840. The Cone Scripture is unclear.
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