sensible pie command

{
    "templates": [
        "gives {user} a {size} of {adjective} {type} with {extra}."
    ],
    "parts": {
        "size": [
            "oven proof dish",
            "triangular square",
            "slice",
            "glob",
            "ridiculous riddle hinting at a hidden room",
            "plate full",
            "frozen plastic bag",
            "coupon code for a lifetime's supply",
            "big-ass piece",
            "molecule",
            "treasure chest",
            "bowl",
            "a trojan horse full",
            "lovingly baked pudding basin",
            "shipping container full",
            "very flat pancake-shaped slice",
            "spoonful",
            "a tiny square",
            "very tiny crumb",
            "taster board"
        ],
        "adjective": [
            "dripping",
            "orgasmic",
            "buttery",
            "delicious",
            "greasy",
            "peachy",
            "holy",
            "glass",
            "amazing",
            "flaky",
            "bourgeois",
            "hydraulically pressed",
            "tasty",
            "homemade",
            "deep-fried",
            "glistening",
            "green",
            "warm",
            "gourmet",
            "cold",
            "fancy",
            "Kim Jong-Un's special",
            "sentient"
        ],
        "type": [
            "american pie",
            "McDonalds pie",
            "nugget pie",
            "pumpkin pie",
            "mac and cheese pie",
            "chicken pot pie",
            "panda pie",
            "gonzobot pie",
            "pork pie",
            "pork and apple sausage roll",
            "penguin pie",
            "steak and kidney pie",
            "raised game pie",
            "pie-flavoured pie",
            "peach pie",
            "venison pie",
            "roadkill pie",
            "cheese and onion puff pastry",
            "mince pie",
            "squirrel pot pie",
            "fruit tart",
            "pot pie",
            "3.14",
            "apple pie",
            "creampie",
            "pressed pie",
            "rhubarb pie",
            "pie chart",
            "broccoli quiche",
            "potato knish"
        ],
        "extra": [
            "a hipster cup of nuts on the side",
            "a gorgeous buttery crust",
            "crispy crunchy bacon",
            "a glass of unic0rn blood",
            "a side of cripsy sweet potato fries",
            "a picture of gonzobot stamped into the crust",
            "a mystery sauce drizzled over the top",
            "chunks of DavidLuizsHair",
            "a funky selection of chutneys on top",
            "an aftertaste worthy of the gods",
            "a weirdly bitter aftertaste",
            "a soggy base",
            "rubbed peaches",
            "tomato sauce",
            "extra gravy",
            "a selection of cheeses for afterwards",
            "whipped cream on top",
            "more pie",
            "a really stupid pastry to filling ratio",
            "a few juicy apple slices",
            "rainbow sprinkles",
            "the perfect paired ale",
            "traditional gravy and mash",
            "a cool, crisp salad on the side"


        ],
        "pending/rejected": [
            "anders' baby-batter",
            "regurgitated stomachful",
            "sprinkles of carawayseeds",
            "guib ears",
            "a hint of superclown",
            "ske's special sauce :>",
            "casual_ban_bot pastry"
        ]
    }
}