Operation Remove

>You are Destiny Blue, remover of kerbab
>Your kerbab senses are tingling
>There is a kerbab that needs to be removed
>It's in the Everfree
>You summon Cirrus, the gayest horse in all of /mlp/LoE and also remover of kerbab
>He arrives with an accordion slung around his back
>It's in perfect condition
>But now is not the time for admiration of musical instruments
>Now is the time for removal
>And removal shall be done

>The trek through the Everfree forest isn't very long, and soon the both of you find yourselves at the campsite, the supposed source of the kerbab
>As luck would have it, you hear a familiar voice from one of the tents
>"Faggots."
>A voice that could be recognised as none other than Pan Pizza himself
>Pan Pizza the Kerbab
>Pan Pizza the Removed
>He pays little mind to the accordion strapped around Cirrus, and idly sits in his tent, smothering everything with his dirty kerbab pizza grease
>Now is the time to make of the remove
>You ready yourself to play your song...
>...Shit
>You forgot the trumpet
>You look over at Cirrus after the sudden realisation, and the moment he catches on, he brings his hoof to his face, the impact making an audible sound followed by a long sigh

>After assessing your options, you realise you're going to have to improvise
>You make a trumpety sound with your mouth and use your hooves to mime yourself playing the instrument that was unfortunately forgotten by your incompetent co-remover
>Cirrus can barely keep a straight face as he watches you, almost forgetting his cue to come in with the accordion
>At least now you can stop with the trumpet and start singing instead
>Pan looks at the two of you with a confused stare, wondering what the fuck you're doing
>You stop singing as Cirrus comes in with the melody on the accordion
>You continue and finish the rest of the song, before taking the accordion off of Cirrus, playing a strange combination of notes while chanting along to it, in some sort of silly key
"Pizza iz of kerbab~"
>He seems pissed
>God damn, you've never seen a pony this mad before
>"I AM NOT KERBAB!"
>Operation Remove isn't working
>You look over to Cirrus, who has been watching and laughing the entire time
"Plan B?"