By me, Dan

Title 'This musical should be made by Platinum'

Tumblr’s coming, looming large
So who’s gonna make a stand?
A bunch of losers are taking charge
The line is drawn in the sand
Doritos Crack
In a bunch of very different  jaws
But each and every one has got
The same thing to say…

Wonder Mustard: Unite /v/irgins!
Because they want games to be fun
Wonder Mustard: Unite Mustard!
And put the sjw’s on the run

When the dev’s are too ominous
For the average sonydrone
They go anonymous
And watch the fascists groan

Got no fame, no girlfriend to claim
Fighting for the status quo
Don the dew and your waifu
Hurry, now it’s time to go!
Twitters losing, /v/ can do it
‘Cause they’re fearless shit posting pros
The Won-stoppable Wonderful
Wonderful! V!!
Quinn’s coming
And you need a saviour to appear
A bunch of anons will take the lead
They gladly volunteer
Way down low
Can you spy them in their mother’s basements?
Lots of eyes like fire,
Looking the developers in the face

Wonder Never ever: Unite /v/irgins
A single game on xbone
Wonder Never Ever: Unite Never Ever
The PS4 has no games

When the games are pandering
Shilling in a thread
They administer a derailing
And stop the faggot’s dead!

Go, go /v/
Demolish those fiends!
Toss ‘em in the garbage can
Wipe the floor with Tumblr gaylords
‘Till gaming is spick and span!
They can do it, they can do it,
‘Cause they’re fearless shit posting pros
The Won-stoppable Wonderful
Wonderful! V!!

Hope is coming to a crawl
And sjw’s fill the air
A bunch of /v/irgins hide it all
Behind their monitor glare
New fags ask what they sacrifice,
And hate Vivian James
But shills won’t hold them back
From saving all of vidya games

Wonder Neo-/v/: Unite /v/irgins
They post their memes all day
Neo-/v/: Unite Neo-/v/
And tell old fags to go away

Even if they’re struggling
To enjoy games these days
They will keep on complaining
About the things they haven’t played

One more clash, one bad guy to thrash
Five guys are closing in
Vivian thread to finish the day
Before real games can begin
They can do it, they can do it
Just please don’t involve /b/
The Won-stoppable Wonderful
Wonderful! V!!

Got no fame, no girlfriend to claim
Fighting for the status quo
Don the dew and your waifu
Hurry, now it’s time to go!
Twitters losing, /v/ can do it
‘Cause they’re fearless shit posting pros
The Won-stoppable Wonderful
Wonderful! V!!