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- 07/02/2013
- Entry 1, Day 1:
- A most peculiar thing happened today. When I woke up this morning, I could hardly stand! I was falling all over my two feet. Strange thing, though, I didn't have two feet, I had four hooves!
- I looked at my surroundings and I realized I wasn't on Earth! I was on some foreign world!
- Apparently, this is a world full of horses. Or, ponies as it were. While it doesn't explain why
- I was turned into one, I did find out quite a lot. This land is called "Equestria" and the ruler
- of this land (named Celestia) has allowed a few poor unfortunate souls who have gone
- through a suffered a similar fate to establish a colony, a lively hamlet called "Four Cannon"
- And let me tell you, its... an experience to say the least.
- My first impression was that these ponies are... savage. I saw that their Inn was burned down, their
- very own Inn! Caused by their own doing, no less. And when I walking into their bar, they were beating
- on each other. A bar fight was going on right before my eyes.
- I couldn't believe it. After it calmed down some, it quickly started back up again, over something about
- a book, though with less violence this time around.
- It just the people - or ponies rather- made me feel just plain weird. And awkward.
- I felt that they were planning something against me.
- I tried to help resolve the situation, about the book, but the mare was just so stubborn she wouldn't listen to
- reason.
- Oh well. At least afterwards, I got to help out with rebuilding the Inn. Feels good to make yourself useful.
- Later we're going on an adventure. I think to rescue some guy called "the Cap'n"
- Entry 2, Day 1:
- We came back later that day, tired and exhausted. The entire quest was a complete failure. Allow me to
- add emphasis. A REALLY BIG FUCKING FAILURE.
- We didn't get but two miles away from the village down the river, and we got attacked by a sea pony
- and her pet serpent.
- Mind you, we were supposed to be rescuing this Captain from a sea pony, but still.
- Apparently, they were after male unicorns. And just male unicorns. As to why, however, is a mystery to me.
- But, why isn't the point. What IS the point, however, is that we had two male unicorns with us: Dr. Bob
- and Green Sleeves.
- Remember when I said this was a "big fucking failure"?
- Yeah.
- Instead of saving one pony, we lost two more.
- I feel like utter shit. Like I'm entirely responsible for this. But I can't show it.
- I have to be strong. Feeling sorry for myself never solved anything.
- I still feel terrible. Even our leader, Green Hoof, was torn apart, but he took
- charge because he needed too. For that, I respect him.
- He told us to return to the colony, and I don't understand why, but he had his reasons, I'm sure.
- This absolutely destroyed one of the others. Her name was Ruby. She didn't want to leave them behind.
- She was still in tears when we got back. Poor girl... I tried telling her we'll get them back, but
- I don't think it helped. She wanted to kill Green for wanting to leave them behind. I don't blame her,
- but still.
- When we got back to the colony, there was a shitstorm heading our way. I think
- the loss utterly devastated the rest of the colony. Maybe they just meant that much to them?
- Or maybe they crucial to the survival of the colony? I haven't decided.
- Eventually, however, the Inn calmed down enough to listen to us. After some explaining,
- the entire village was behind us. But we needed a plan.
- A few other ponies, Cherenkov, Broken, and Silver Tongue helped us form that plan. Green Hoof and Ruby was there
- to. I was proud of Ruby, she really came through. I thought she was lost, but when she was needed,
- she decided to do something instead of beating herself up.
- And Green was really something to. he took charge when he was needed, and rallied the entire village
- behind us. When we finally go to save them, I'm looking up to him. I think we all are.
- Towards the end of the day, Cherenkov gave us orders to do some recon on the Sea Ponies.
- But we ultimately failed. Me, Ruby, Silver, and another pony, Feather Duster, accepted the task.
- But, we ultimately failed. Feather and Silver almost died, and we had to get them to the clinic.
- (According to what I've heard, this was the third(forth?) time Silver's been there, but I digress.)
- Despite these big fucking failures, however, I say today is a good day. I found
- some respect for the ponies here, and I look forward to working with them in
- the future. But, I cannot elaborate on my feelings about recent events any further. It's late.
- I'm tired. And my nuts hurt.
- [the following appears to be scribbled onto the bottom right corner of the page]
- Unrelated note, Memo to Me: Don't say anything
- flirtatious to Ruby, even if you are just joking. Ow...
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