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Zor: I did that adult thing where you buy a giant cake and just eat it. I am eating an entire cake.
Zor: Update: There is more cake than I imagined.
Zor: I now see why my parents didn't let me do this.


Anya: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Jack: Malcontented, Disgruntled, Miserable, Desolated...
Zor: Smad.


Xan: It sure is muggy out this morning.
Anya: Xan, I swear, if I look outside and all my mugs are on the ground, I'm going to kill you.
Xan: [Nervously sips orange juice from a bowl]


Jona: You're smiling... did something good happen?
Grace: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Sasha: Val tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Jona: That explains it.


Anya: I just kept talking, I couldn't stop.
Xan: Isn't that, I don't know, life for you?


Blu: I suggest not picking a fight with me.
Blu: Because I will cry very loudly and it’ll be embarrassing for the both of us.


Lauren: You know normal people don't have a basement full of weapons.
Shelly: I'll have you know that every single one of these swords have saved my life at least once.
Lauren: What about that gun over there?
Shelly: Oh, that? That's just for decoration.


Zor: Well, that was a good snack.
Zor:
Zor: Time for seven more.


Ana: I may only be four feet tall, but you see that thing on top of the cabinet? I put it up there.
Jordan: Why???
Ana: SPITE.


Zor: Tell me I didn't just say "hi" to five of your exes.
Shana: No, gross! Four, I would never date Paulette.


Shelly: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely KILLING it on the dance floor!
Shelly: Haha, Just kidding! I have killed several men.


Tiny: I made a marshmallow Halan.
Tiny: See? His arms are crossed because he's mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?
Halan: *Choked up* It's okay.


Kali: [Walking around, still disappointed six hours after visiting an aquarium]
Vera: What did you think a tiger shark was, Kali?


Anya: Don't say a word.
Zor: ... Fergalicious.
Anya: I said no words!
Zor: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing scrabble it's not a word, and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.


Midnight: Rules are made to be broken.
Jack: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Midnight: Uh, Piñatas.
Anya: Glow sticks.
Midnight: Karate boards.
Anya: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Midnight: Rules.


Jack: You’re so tall. What do you even see from all the way up there?
Astra: Everyone’s flaws.


Xan: Get kidnapped. You’ll find out who your real friends are, I promise you that.
Zor: I feel like there are steps you could probably take before that one.


Xan: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Anya: Hey, sister, how tall are you?


Kit: This is a mistake.
DJ: A mistake we’re gonna laugh about some day.
Kit: But not today.
DJ: Oh no, today’s gonna be a mess.


Zor: Don’t stare at me while we’re walking.
Jack: Why not?
Jack: [Walks into a wall]
Zor: That’s why not.


Katarina: For what it’s worth, I really like having you around.
Jona: No you don’t.
Katarina: I know. I have dreams where I staple your hands to your face.


Shana: Hey, nerd.
Jack: [Looks at Shana]
Shana: Haha, I said “nerd” and you looked.
Jack: I looked because you did the “hey nerd” thing to me like, six months ago.
Shana: Did you look then?
Jack: …Yeah.
Shana: Haha.


Katarina: Val, we tried things your way.
Val: No we didn’t!
Katarina: I did in my head, and it didn’t work.


Jona: When was the last time you ate a carrot?
Val: Well, it’s my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to, I’ll just eat the frosting.


Ana: Listen, I know we don’t always see things eye to eye-
Zor: That’s because you’re too short.


Kieran: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.
Zor: …
Jack: …
Zor: I’m going to tell him.
Jack: Don’t you dare.


Jordan: Damn, you’re violent…
Ana: Yeah but I’m short, so it’s adorable.


Xan: Anyone under 5'7 can’t be talking about fighting anyone. Like, what are you gonna do, headbutt someone in the nipples?
Zor: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.


Midnight: I'm not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.