FR- Applejack vs. Shonen Anon

>Hello, equestria!
>Today was a good morning.
>Ready to give it your all.
>VHSHEEEEEEEN!
>You are shonen anon.
>It was apple cider season.
>All of the friends of applejack's were helping.
Amazing! It is time to test the technique of my new punch!
>Apple pony walked up to anon saying, "Howdy, anon.  Are you willing to help me out a little bit?"
Mrs.Applejack, I am honored.
>"Aw shucks.  I'h just ms. , though if you'd like to put the r in the middle, I'll be honored as well."
>You ignore the comment (or rather you simply don't comprehend what Applejack was implying), and walk with her.  The orange pony describes what section of the orchard needed to be done.
It does not take it long for me, Apple Jack
>"How about a bet, then.  Winner has to pay loser 30 bits?"
Absolutely!  I can do anything that you can be, little pony.
>You both work on one side of the orchard
>A frown emerges from your face as you see the lack of challenge Applejack poses.
Apple Jack is bad can hit the trees one at a time, I can hit at once several hundred people!
>You bolt through the orchard, hitting pressure points as you go.
>The apples drop into the barrels laid out.
ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA!
>The whole orchard is passed through, and for each barrel,
>Only one apple is inside.
>Upon closer inspection, you realize something important.
Oh. Apple Jack is able to drop more than one apple with a single punch. Unfortunately, this technique is beyond me. I must try to my best so regardless.
>The next half hour was filled with the passion of the competition.
>You finish.
Applejack, the victor is I!
>"Yup.  You won.  Oh, and anon?"
Hmmmm?
>"Look down."
>You notice that the entire side of your orchard is snaked up in rope netting.
>Applejack yanks a rope, entangling you with tons of rope.
Unfortunately, I were caught up in the technique of your rape.
>"Yup, sugar.  You sure are."
>Will anon ever get out of Applejack's rope technique?
>Tune in next time on 4chan!