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- One of the few greentext thingies I like.
- >Be 12, living with abusive uncle and auntie
- >We lived on an old farm, no animals just fields
- >My uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy ass horse
- >Says it's bred from some old bloke's prize stallion
- >Auntie loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". She was a bit fucked up like that.
- >I, being a countryside fag, liked horses and riding them
- >Then they turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding our fucking horse then we will beat the living shot out of you"
- >They meant it, they'd done it before
- >Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found
- >Dirty is just eating grass and shit next to me
- >Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse
- >Get bored and climb inside the tire
- >Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat)
- >Can't stop.
- >Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me
- >They see me rollin'
- >They hatin'
- >Patrolling
- >Trying to catch me riding Dirty
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