Anon in Equestria, chapter 2 (incomplete)

>p0nies?!
>scratch that, pastel colored, talking unicorns?! What the fuck kind of messed up dimension is this?
>Twilight, a violet colored unicorn with a purple mane-hair thing with a pink stripe, backs up, seemingly afraid."How did it just break the binding spell? and did it just talk?"
>binding spell? that would make sense, seeing as how they don't know who you are.
>but what are they?
>"Calm down, Twilight," the womanly voice, now revealed to be a six foot tall, pure white unic-wait, Pegasus? Both? With a flowing, celestial, green and pink mane says." It-He? seems to be intelligent, and peaceful"
"Thank you," you say, turning to face them both,"now, could you please tell me where I am?"
>"Ahh, I see you have manners, too." the pegi-corn says. "now, err-
"Anon"
>"Anon, it seems me and my student,Twilight Sparkle, have brought you from your dimension into ours."
"and where exactly is here?" you say, gesturing with your arms and getting your first good look at the place. it looks like a throne room in a big castle."and who are you?"
>"well, it depends on what you mean by 'here'. The world you currently reside on is named Equestria. As for our current location, we are in the royal palace, in Canterlot."
"and yourself?"
>"Me? I am Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria."
>so, the first two peo- p0nies you meet in 'Equestria' are a princess and her student?
"so, do you have any way to send me back?"
>"well," Twilight says as she steps forward, "The way the spell that brought you here works is by targeting a creature that is about to die. Weren't you about to when you got here?" she finishes with a concerned look on her face
"Well, uh, yeah. i don't want to talk about it."
>before she gets a chance to respond to this, you stand up. "magic is real here? Where i come from, magic's just tricks and illusions."
>"yes, that all sounds very interesting," Celestia says, completely disregarding your Question,"but it seems we have other things to talk about. Twilight, you are dismissed"
>"But I have so many ques-"
>" I said you are dismissed." Celestia says in a more commanding tone
>Twilight sighs,"okay, just call me in at dinner." she walks away with a defeated look in her eyes
>as the doors close behind Twilight, Celestia starts walking towards a door next to the staircase leading up to the throne
>"Follow me"
>might as well, seeing as how you have no choice
>as you reach the door, Celestia's horn starts to glow. the doorknob starts glowing with the same color, twists, and the door opens
>"I suppose you want to know more about this place?" she says as she walks in.
"yeah, like how can you talk? and why did you bring me here? Didnt twilight say something about a binding spell? Magic is possible here? Unicorns and pegasi exist? What does that make you? what did you want to talk to me about? Do you have any food? What is-"
>you stop talking as you notice the room you entered
>it's a large hall filled with what seems to be large displays lining the sides
>but instead of having what you would expect ponies to have, its filled with things that look like they came from earth
>helmets, armor, books, swords, spears, guns, human clothes, a few backpacks, all differing from display to display
>some looked like it was made in the midevil age, others looking older than that, and a few that looked fairly recent
> at the very end of the hall, there was a human mannequin fully dressed in nice looking boots, a pair of sturdy looking black pants, a creme-colored shirt with a red sash holding it to the mannequin
>piraty
>how did she get all this human stuff?
>she laughs as she says "With all of those questions, I think i know a certain pink p0ny you would get along with very well."
"how did you get all this human stuff?"
>"Ahh, straight to the point. I suppose I should start from the beginning. you see, in the beginning of time, when equestria was first created, disharmony ruled all. P0nies, one of the first races created, existed in three colonies: unicorns, pegasi, and earth p0nies, all ruled by creatures of disharmony. Discord, master of the element of disharmony and ruler of the land, saw that these p0nies were different than his kind. p0nies are creatures of harmony. Discord, seeing this threat to his power, separated the three and planted seeds of hate among them. as the years passed, p0nies grew more and more hateful towards their fellow equines, almost to the point of bloodshed, if their masters even let them interact. then, one day, as an old earth p0ny was finishing his work on the field for the day, he stumbled upon a basket. he opened this basket to reveal two newborn alicorns, one with dark purple fur and a mane as black as night, and another with fur as bright as day with a flowing, celestial mane." she says as she flips her hair.
"alicorns?"
>"Alicorns are p0nies with horns and wings."