Dancebattle!

<Chuubo> "Oh yeah!! My turn to shine!!" Chuubo faces off against a large mass of cats wriggling in the shape of a person. Chuubo smirks-- this'll be a price of cake. "PEACE AND LOVE!!" Chuubo screams into a mic. In one snappiong motion, he begins to dance!
<Chuubo> Chuubo's dance is wild-- he launches from pops to locks to drops in single motions, from mambos to samba, waltz and hip-hop, moving and shaking and slamming every part of his body!
<Rinley> "Woo Chuubo! Shake that bottom deck!"
<Chuubo> "OH YEAH!!" He screams, as he finishes his final 100-part Incredible Marvelous Special Destruction Rock-and-Roll Buster!!!
<TangerineGod> The mass of cats just can't keep up! Chuubo's victory!!!!!
<Chuubo> "PEACE! AND! LOVE!!!" He finally shouts! Sparks fly out from behind him!! Chuubo cries out in victory!!
<Chuubo> ...And collapses over on the stage, sound asleep.
<ThatsSoRaven> Raven quickly gets over his initial shock and goes over to pick Chuubo up off the ground before carrying him away and setting him back down somewhere safe.
<TangerineGod> Next participant?
<Leonardo> (me)
<Leonardo> Leonardo steps forth to meet his terrible foe...
<Leonardo> and alas!
<Leonardo> It is the Thriller Cat-gang!
<Leonardo> http://www.narbonic.com/michael_jackson.jpg
<Chuubo> ((omg))
<ThatsSoRaven> ((omfg))
<Rinley> (HAHAHAHA)
<TangerineGod> ((YESSS))
<Chuubo> ((beautiful))
<Leonardo> But does Leonardo hesitate? Noooo
<Leonardo> He does not.
<Leonardo> Because as has been repeatedly stated a few times now, he is a master of nightmares and horrors.
<Leonardo> Leonardo, he... he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small bulky box with a red button and a small glass over. He flips it open, and he presses it.
<Leonardo> He leans to the side, and... and from his ear a viscous black liquid thing comes out and starts enveloping his clothes.
<Leonardo> (I invoke! From the Land of Rot and Poison! I wish a Venom-like alien would crawl out of my nightmares and help me win this dance contest in an over-the-top way!)
<Rinley> (oh god)
<Rinley> (I feared this might happen)
<Chuubo> ((if only the real Venom would do that))
<Leonardo> And finally, when his clothes are all covered in black, he starts shaking. Billy Jean starts playing.
<TangerineGod> ((SPEECHLESS XP))
<Leonardo> Leonardo's legs start moving in excellent ways
<Rinley> (I can see by the way he uses his walk, he's a leonard man no time to talk)
<Leonardo> Intimidatingly, he moves towards the gang
<Leonardo> Here and there, he twists and turns, like a man literally possessed, or just about
<Leonardo> But you know
<Leonardo> cooler
<Leonardo> certainly cooler than Chuubo, somehow
<Leonardo> And once he has impressed them all and the song reaches the climax, Leonardo starts doing the most glorious moonwalk of all
<Leonardo> He moonwalks backwards up the walls, and over the cats, individually, each of them reduced to mere wannabes by the power of his dance.
<Leonardo> His moonwalk stops making sense
<Chuubo> ((jesus))
<Leonardo> As the song ends, Leonardo throws himself upon the stage and rips off his labcoat
<Leonardo> He then promptly collapses
<Leonardo> shirtless
<Rinley> (a shower of underwear spontaneously generates near him)
<Leonardo> (I went a bit overboard there)
<TangerineGod> Leonardo's quickly buried in roses by the cats. Next person!
<TangerineGod> ((Maybe a tad. :P))
<Leonardo> (I dunno what happens to the symbiote now)
<Rinley> (the sonic power of the dance killed it even as it enabled it)
<Chuubo> ((poor symbiote.))
<Rinley> Rinley steps up next. "Eduard, here is the world's smallest violin. I shall need you to play me the riverdance"
<TangerineGod> Eduard takes the 'violin' with care, and starts playing. Not that anyone can hear, but he does.
<Rinley> Her catponent eyed her skeptically from beneath the brim of its cat cowboy hat.
<Rinley> There was no way that Rinley could top anything like Chuubo or Leonardo or even Eduard's off the hook phat moves. But she knew how to beat the pavement like a noir detective even if it was a wooden deck.
<Rinley> "Oh, the prince of cats came down to Fortitude, looking for our friend to steal"
<Rinley> "But he was a cool guy, that's no lie, because he was willin' to make a deal"
<Leonardo> (god)
<Chuubo> ((headcanon: Rinley has developed an Irish accent for this))
<Leonardo> (we're making it rough for Raven to be the finisher here)
<Leonardo> (oh wait, is Seizhi still around?)
<Leonardo> (if he is he has to go before him)
<Leonardo> (Seizhi before Raven that is)
<TangerineGod> ((He may!))
<Rinley> "When he came across Chuubo making challenges to resolve this plot. The prince invited us to the atrium 'boy let me tell you what: I bet you didn't know it but I'm a dancer too and if you'd care I'll make a deal with you."
<Rinley> "Chuubo you letting your legs fly and you rockin hard! 'Cos the prince of cats is above Fortitude and the prince dances hard!"
<Rinley> tap tap tappity tap
<Rinley> "And Eduard brokedance and Chuubo rock and rolled! Leonard beat the thriller cats and I'm singing this song! Seizhi will dance well and Raven will display an amazing feat! The prince will bow his head because he'll knew that he'd been beat!"
<Leonardo> (ooc applause)
<ThatsSoRaven> ((same))
<TangerineGod> ((Yep))
<Rinley> "You may say that some of these events haven't happened yet but I'm telling the story and I say this challenge has been MET!"
<Chuubo> ((damn, son those rhymes))
<Rinley> (riverdancing devil went down to georgia seems like a terrible idea but whatever)
<TangerineGod> ((Alright! That was not half bad! :D))
<TangerineGod> ((OH are you done? I wans't sure. ^.^))
<Rinley> (Oops, yeah. Probably should have collapsed)
<TangerineGod> Seizhi's up next! Seizhi is versus... SHOCK! It's Princess Prettyfur! How could she betray them like that? The princess shines... and then reforms, as a more or less grey haired human with various cat bits, in a more humany-version of her dress. Rather than a battle, Seizhi gulps as the woman approaches him... and quickly sweeps him up into a tango, leading him along!
<TangerineGod> They dance, Seizhi being swung around and forced to follow in the dance, at Prettyfur's mercy! Legasp!
<TangerineGod> Around and around they go, through the crowd, nearly off the ship at one point, in a whirl of vibrant motion! At the end, Seizhi is unceremoniously dumped at the group's feet, stars circling over his head. Prettyfur hnmmphs, licking at a hand... "Amateur. Practice your dance moves, Jeeves."