FoE PnP Group 4 Session 44

<uSeaGM> **Fallout Equestria PnP Group 4: Session 44**

<uSeaGM>

<uSeaGM> Last week our party got paid! And a new mission has been given: Anchorage to the east is desperately in need of supplies from a place called 'The Junkyard' to fix their fishing boats and you have been asked to deliver those supplies safely.

<uSeaGM> But before all that, the afternoon sun has fought its way through bloated clouds to shine upon a scene of joy. For one giddy zebra it's like her birthday and hearth's warming all rolled into one.

<uSeaGM> Meanwhile, in the children's playroom, the foal versions of team RED and team BLU continue to swarm over Fifi, using the bandaged hellhound like a climbing frame. Bubbles (wearing his/her gas mask) has already run over to Cerberus and hugged the puce filly.

* Cerberus after the mandaroty hugging/dnuggling/sniffing/licking, the little filly joins the fight, bur being a sub par rumble pony, she mostly ends up as a hat for the hellhound

* Milia finally releases Jeeves from her death grip hug, putting the shoebox safely into her saddlebag alongside her package of alchemical ingredients. "Uh, say...you said these had a previous owner...uh...who was she?"

<uSeaGM> The butler smiles. "An old friend. Earl Grey's aunt. We ran together in the Guttersnipes... but that's a story for another time."

* Artifica watches Milia, smiling.

* Milia nods, not wanting to press on a sensitive subject. She does ask one final thing, however. "...what was her name?"

<uSeaGM> "Her name was Salt. I'd known her and her sister since we were foals. Her sister, Pepper, married Lord Grey.” He looks away “Unfortunately Pepper suffered complications during pregnancy and she did not survive the birth of her son.”

<Spectre> "Sucks."

<uSeaGM> “We were all devastated by the loss but none more so than Salt who had always been very close to her sister. She tried her best to help with young Earl but... she would be the first to admit that her sister was the more motherly of the pair. She did, however, find a friendly looking poster of the Stable-Tec mares when scavenging an old library which comforted the young master as a baby.”

* Milia 's eyes go a bit wide. "Oh...well...that explains...a lot."

<uSeaGM> “Alas, both Salt and Earl's father were lost in battle with slavers who had fled from Enclave forces." He stands up, casting a faint shadow in the dappled light. "For us, the sun's return was bittersweet.”

* Spectre patpat's jeeves.

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* Milia frowns. <Okay...mental note...don't tease Grey about the whole CMC shrine thing...even if I still don't QUITE agree with it.> The zebra moves in to hug Jeeves, a bit softer this time. "Well...words kinda suck ass at making something like that feel better, especially coming from some smartass you barely know like me...but, damn if they didn't sound like amazing ponies."

<Milia> "Thank you, Jeeves...and thank you, Salt...I'll try and do your memory justice."

* Cerberus also, is bragging about her new book with lotta pictures. ghoul present is best present, after all

<uSeaGM> The butler looks between Spectre and Milia. "Thank you. I'm sure you will put them to good use."

<Watch_Tower> <I learned never to tease collectors.>

<Spectre> "Milia will. I can't use weapons like that."

<Spectre> "I'd probably break my legs."

<uSeaGM> Cerberus's climbing skills have proven her to be king of the hellhound! And now the other foals are following her every word as she shows off her super new book.

* Milia smirks at Specter. "Hey, broken legs aren't SO bad. It's only SLIGHTLY nightmarishly excrutiating, and think of all the sympathy attention you'd get from Atom!"

* Cerberus shows the truth to the other ponies! the book has the wise! f only berry could read it instead of inventing stuff...

<Spectre> "I already get all of Atom's attentions~"

<uSeaGM> "OoooooOOoo..." the foals chorus.

* Milia laughs as she turns to make her way back into the house. "Touche!" she retorts. "Oh, uh...hey, Jeeves. Can I use your kitchen? I've got secret zebra shenanigans to enact. And it requires cookware."

* Watch_Tower looks about the mansion since he really doesn't have much else to do here.

* Cerberus "and then the brown duckpony found a yellow iron curvy thing and summoned a monster with it! but the mosnter was all 'no way you are giving me orders!" and the pony was all like 'dude you're going to do what i say!' and he was all 'lolno' and she was all 'now listen little lady...' and it was oh-so-cool!

* Cerberus the title on the book is 'daring doo and the golden horseshoe'

<uSeaGM> Jeeves nods. "Please be our guest. If you require my assistance I shall be making arrangements for a funeral pyre for our previous feathered visitors."

* Milia gives the stallion a playful salute. "Got it, thanks!" she cheerfully chirps back, before bounding into the mansion and heading straight for the kitchen.

<uSeaGM> The foals, and even their hellhound guardian, nod along as Cerberus 'reads' aloud. "Iz good book," Fifi mutters.

* Cerberus nodnods after reading another page "and it tastes like a good book too!" proudly shous a corner of the cover, clearly a little chewed

* Spectre wanders off to where AtomBell is

<uSeaGM> "Ahh, cook book."

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* AtomBell[Nap] is now known as AromBell

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* Kkat is now known as Artifica

* Watch_Tower decides to watch Alchemy Shennigans since it'll give him something to do here.

* Cerberus after a good book reading, decides that it is time for the best game ever "hey, little gemstone" the foal smiles at the hellhound "what about we take this party on the road?" she retrieves the rubber duck and squeaks it a couple time "fetch?"

* AromBell is just laying around somewhere in a heap waiting for a Silent pony to bother her.

* Spectre cuddles the pegaheap

<Watch_Tower> "so, Mil what cha making?"

* AromBell nuzzles Spectre, "What's goin' on?  Kinda fell asleep there for a little while..."

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<Spectre> "Got paid,  don't know what everypony else is doing.

<Spectre> Milia went to go do zebra things."

* Milia sets to work. In a striped blur, she speeds around the kitchen, getting out all the necessary cookware she'll need to start her project. "Well, Watch, I'm glad you asked! Tell me, what's the one thing cooler than NOT having bat wings?"

<uSeaGM> The hellhound's eyes follow the duckie closely... but she keeps her tough-dog image in front of the foals and pushes them forward. "Go on. You play ponees."

<Watch_Tower> "Having totally awesome magic?" He grins.

<Watch_Tower> "no...wait Is it Bat wings?"

<Watch_Tower> "No way!"

<Watch_Tower> "oh you only added two of the little blue ones to this batch."

* Cerberus sighs but doesn't insist, instead goes back rumbling with the other foals, or playing whatever game they are playing, if they let her join

<Watch_Tower> "ooh can I test it when you're done?"

<AromBell> "Oooh, zebra things," she laughs a little and sighs

* Milia is thankful that Watch caught her mistake, as she rushes to correct it before it's too late. "Oh, shit! Not good! We don't want any wings growing out of eye sockets here...ahaha...let's just pretend that didn't happen."

<Spectre> "What's wrong sweetie?"

<AromBell> "All my things hurt, Silent."

* Spectre nuzzles Atom

* Watch_Tower giggles. "at least you didn't use a RED one. I think those are made for poisons"

* Artifica tries to remember... does the hellhound know about Cerberus?

* Milia whistles nonchalantly. She then takes one of the meaty wings between her teeth and slaps Watch Tower across the face with it lightly. "That'sh what you get for dishtracting me!" Her stomach lurches a bit, however, and she spits it out as quickly as possible. "Ugh those taste nasty..."

* Artifica trots to the kitchen to watch Milia be Milia with expert-level Milianess

<Milia> "Ahem...but yes...the RED ones are generally poisonous..."

* Watch_Tower laughs. "was worried you wouldn't pick up on that."

<Watch_Tower> "also be glad I didn't increase your sense of taste."

<Watch_Tower> "Everything tastes intense until you get used to it."

<uSeaGM> The other foals seems to want to play catch now, and wait for the duckie to be thrown."

* Milia raises a hoof. "And, while poison wings might be a kick ass band name or something, it's ALSO a pretty undesirable effect when making something that alters your body like this junk will. Unless you like being horrendously ill and vomiting uncontrollably. You know, whatever floats your boat."

<Watch_Tower> "so how long does it take? i wanna try on some matching Bat wings to go with my illusion vampony look."

* AromBell is now known as AtomBell

* Milia is in fact being Milia with unprecedented levels of Milianess. She waves cheerfully to Artifica, beaming the mare a smile. "Hi sweetie! Bat wings are almost done!"

* Milia then nudges Watch Tower. "I'm still mad you didn't do the taste thing when we had cupcakes, by the way..."

* AtomBell grabs Spectre for a full on wing hug

<Watch_Tower> "what you Should be mad is I didn't do it for you all when we were enjoying Rarity's cooking."

<Watch_Tower> <...well couldn't do it> He accidently thought sends.

* Spectre snuggles against the mare

<Spectre> pegamare*

<AtomBell> "So we got paid?  I guess these are the ponies that hired us then...."

* Milia sticks her tongue out at Watch Tower as she finishes up forging the talismans. "How 'bout I be mad at you for both! Now I'm not even sure you deserve a talisman!"

<Spectre> These are the ponies that hired us originally, too."

* Milia harrumphs in an exaggerated fashion.

<Watch_Tower> "Well to be fair...without that friendship spell I can't cast like half my repertoire of spells on anyone pony else."

<AtomBell> "What else did we get hired for?" she asks, slightly confused

<Spectre> "The statue we were supposed to get when we split off from the rest of the group."

* AtomBell 's eyes widden and she struggles to stand up, "Wait!  Was anypony injured in here during the group!"

* Spectre bites Atom's ear and pulls her back down "If they were they've probably been patched up. You. Need. To. Rest."

* Milia slowly relaxes her not-even-real anger. "Grrr...reasonable explanations...my most ancient foe..." she mutters. The zebra then hoises up the tray with the five prepared wings on them. "Well...anyways...these need to cool for a bit, preferably in as folksy a setting as possible. Open windowsills are preferable, though a sewing room might also work."

<Milia> ((hoists*))

<Watch_Tower> "any reason they gotta cool?"

<Watch_Tower> "Since I've totally got a spell for letting eat scalding hot cookies if you remember" He grins

* Milia rolls her eyes. "I'm joking, you dork." she says with a small laugh. She unceremoniously slaps one of the wings to Watch Tower's chest, eager to see if her hooftiwork was successful.

* AtomBell whines as she get's pulled back to Spectre level.  Not like that's a real punishment or anything, because it means more cuddles with the world's cuddliest unicorn.  Taking her chance to put a wing back around her marefriend, Atom lays back down.

<AtomBell> "I didn't know we were hired for anything after that..."

* Watch_Tower blinks a little surprised. "so what do I have t-" Suddenly Watch_Tower Grows pretty Butterfly wings. "Okay THAT felt werid as heck." He looks about trying to get a good view of his wings. "These don't feel batty."

<Spectre> "Yep. They hired us to take out the slavers they were about to run into when we met back up with them. Funny, how that works, isn't it?"

* Cerberus since everypony seems to want to play fetch, the generous cerberus decides to toss the duck

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<AtomBell> "Mmm~ it certainly is handy..."

<Spectre> "Yup~"

* Milia hoof pumps as the wings begin to sprout from Watch Tower's back. "Ah-HA!" she bellows, triumphantly. Her mouth hangs slightly agape, however, as her glee turns to confusion. "Ah...hah?"

* Milia pokes the butterfly wings. "Uh..."

<Milia> "I...how is that even possible?"

* Watch_Tower gives them a little flap. "I...feel pretty."

* Watch_Tower giggles. "I'm a pretty Alicornifly."

* Milia nods to herself. "Yes, I meant to do that. That is totally what I meant to make." She turns to Artifica, continuing to nod confidently. "Totally." <If I just say it enough times, that makes it true...that's how the world works!...>

* Artifica just stares.

<Watch_Tower> <Don't care keeping them.>

* Watch_Tower tries to hover a little. "I bet I look so silly." He can't help but giggle.

* Artifica mumbles something about learning the Wings spell if it's the last thing she does.

* Milia giggles at the absurdity of the situation. She leans over to the mare, giving her a kiss. "You'd look stunning with butterfly wings, sweetie. Wanna try?"

<Watch_Tower> "oh let us learn the wing spell togeather!"

* Milia raises the tray, offering a flight talisman to Artifica.

<Watch_Tower> "ooh I should go show Spec and Atom they don't know yet do they?" He grins

* Spectre is snuggles up with her marefriend, peppering AtomBell's face and neck with comforting kisses!

* Milia chuckles at Watch Tower. "I don't think anypony knows. I've been needlessly coy and evasive about the whole wing thing, likely to an infuriating degree! I wanted it to be a surprise!"

<Watch_Tower> "Well now I am totally gonna do a fly by."

* AtomBell is trying her best to intercept those kisses with more kisses!  She's feeling better already!

* Milia salutes the stallion. "Godspeed you! Grey butterfly."

* Milia also tosses a couple more talismans to Watch Tower. "Oh, give one to Spec, too! And Cerberus if you see her!"

* Watch_Tower giggles and flies out of the Kitchen buzzing past Spec and Atom. "My wings are so pretty."

* Cerberus unaware of the conspiracy about making her a flypony, the filly keeps playing fetch with the other foals

* AtomBell 's ears perk up, "....was that your minion?"

* Spectre looks up "Watch what are you talking abo-"

* Spectre stops dead "...did Watch have wings?"

* Watch_Tower goes to also bug Berry because this is silly.

<Spectre> "...Butterfly wings?"

* Milia shrugs and slaps a wing to her chest, watching gleefully as two appendages start to sprout from her back. "Butterfly wings, here I co-..."

* Milia is in fact just growing bat wings. "...Awww man I don't get butterfly wings too?!"

* Milia flaps the leathery appendages a few times in a huff. "...Phooey..."

* Watch_Tower flies above Berry. "Hey Berry. look at me. I'm a Pretty Princess."

* Artifica looks at the tray, then nods eagerly.  "How?"

<AtomBell> "What is happening!?"

<Spectre> "I think I'm hallucinating."

* AtomBell clings to Spectre, "Did you see Watch_Tower flying around on pretty butterfly wings?"

<Spectre> "Yes I did."

* Artifica looks up to Milia and stares again.  "I... wow... no phooey, you look hotImeangood... yes, good.  Pretty.  Bat wings suit you."

<uSeaGM> The assembled foals return the duckie to Cerberus and look up as Watch flutters past. "Wow!" "Cool!" "Hacks! adminbanplease." "I wanna fly."

<Milia> ((NOCLIP))

<Watch_Tower> (:3)

* Cerberus takes a look up at the butterflypony and her eyes go wide as she ooooohs

<Watch_Tower> (and now I gotta teleport back for teleport hax :V)

<Milia> ((LAG))

* Milia is suddenly quite pleased with her wings. She suppresses a giggle at Artifica's comment. "Well...I /suppose/ I can live with them..." the zebra coos.

<Watch_Tower> "Mils is giving out these in the kitchen. Here take mine."

* Watch_Tower lands and offers his Talisman to Berry.

* Cerberus "you are.... so cool and so gay at the same time that i think you can be the new ricky maretin"

* Milia takes the last remaining talisman and places it around Artifica's neck. "Oh and it's easy. Here; let there be wings!"

* Artifica :o

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* Cerberus takes the talisman and sniffs it "i'm not sure i want to know how this thing works... can i just hitch rides as usual?"

* Artifica has wings!

* Artifica flaps them slowly and awkwardly.  "wow..."

* Cerberus becomes a little more daring and licks the talisman....

* Milia titters at Artifica's reaction. "Weird, isn't it?"

<Watch_Tower> "You wear it...and you can totally catch a ride, but keep it. Wings are cool!"

* Watch_Tower was pretty excited about the perspect of flight and wings.

* Cerberus "you know... once upon ia time i had two ways of moving around... by running and digging... this whole wings thing looks a bit... you know... unsafe..."

* Cerberus is clearly scared of wings but will never admit it

<Watch_Tower> "I was flying about inside."

* Artifica nods.  She tries to flex her wings, wrapping them around herself.  Kinda works, although she clearly lacks fine control.  She swiftly wishes she was more dexterous.

<Watch_Tower> "come on try it."

* Cerberus "ah.... maybe later... so i can have time to lose the thing... yeah..."

<Watch_Tower> "I'ma gonna go see what the others."

<Watch_Tower> "are up to."

* Watch_Tower Teleports back to the Kitchen.

* Artifica looks to Milia sheepishly.  "Teach me to fly?"

* Cerberus "yeah, sure, go on, i'll... ah... stay here a little longer and not get rid of the scary flying thing at all"

<AtomBell> "Well.  I saw it too...."

* Watch_Tower appears and notices the others have batwings. "aww so only the one gives butterfly wings?"

<uSeaGM> The foals gasp and when Watch arrives he can barely hear a word wafting from the ceiling. "Reported!"

* Milia crouches down and prowls toward Artifica, putting on a terrible, terrible vampire accent. She flaps her bat wings a couple times for added effect. "Now...my sweet little filly...so pristine and pure...may I say you are looking positively delicious? Blehhhh!"

<Spectre> "...I don't want to live in this world anymore. It's too horrifying."

* Watch_Tower chuckles. "Hey the vampony thing was my shtick."

* Cerberus since the talisman doesn't seem to react to lickings, the filly looks at the other foals "you think i should try this thing?"

<AtomBell> "I'll smother you with my pretty, pretty wings," she says with a kiss.

<uSeaGM> As one, the foals nod at Cerberus.

* Watch_Tower giggles. "Berry is gonna end up with the butterfly wings...maybe I should trade her back for one that gives bat wings."

* Cerberus nodnods and bravely tries putting the silly talisman on!

* Artifica eeps and falls to her side with a hoof raised to her forehead, "Oh, whatever shall I do?"

<Spectre> "Please do~"

* Artifica plays damsel in distress.

* AtomBell tickles Spectre's muzzle with flying appendages~

* Spectre giggles and kisses Atom's wings as her muzzle is tickled

* Cerberus "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-" a sound very similar to a balefire attack siren can be heard in the halls of the old manor

* AtomBell 's body goes rigid at the sound of a foal's cry

<AtomBell> "Berry!?"

* Cerberus "-EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-" it seems it's moving around, a little randomly in the corridors

* Spectre blinks

* Artifica blinks.  Oh dear.

* Cerberus "-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" the foal lands in the room where the others are ans start struggling

* Cerberus "halp! i'm mutating again! halp! i don't wanna die i'm to fluffy!"

* Milia keeps up the act, quietly cursing Watch Tower's 'impeccable' timing. She fake-vampire-hisses at the stallion. "Quiet, whelpling! Bleh!" The zebra then turns back to Artifica, ready to pounce on her...

* Cerberus "i wanna stay a pony halp HAAAAALLP!"

* AtomBell let's go of Spectre, head swiveling around to find the source of their young friend's cries

<AtomBell> "Hold on Cerberus!"

* Milia ...crashes into Berry instead. "GET READY TO BE RAVISHED, MY DE-AUGH DAMMIT CERBERUS!"

* Watch_Tower giggles.

<Spectre> "...I think Berry's fine."

* AtomBell looks back at her marefriend helplessly, "What the ever loving Luna is going on?"

* Artifica immediately rises into the air with a flap of her wings and tries to soar out to help Berry.  She makes it as far as the edge of the kitched, whapping her head against the top of the door frame.

* Cerberus is crying rivers of tears

<Spectre> "No clue."

<Watch_Tower> "oh I gave Berry my Talisman."

<Spectre> "Your what?"

* Artifica turns, rubbing her head, to see Cerberus already in the room, having entered through another door.

* Watch_Tower points to her wings.

* Artifica trots up and hugs Cerberus.  She pulls out her brush and starts giving comforting brushies.  "It's okay.  It's only temporary.   And they make you look really pretty."

* Milia rubs the back of her head, sitting on her haunches and cursing her horrible, horrible luck. <The universe hates me...>

* Cerberus as soon as the mutation goes away, the filly hugs artifica and doesn't let go, she sobs a bit but the crisis was averted

<Spectre> "Why the hell does everyone get wings but me?"

* Spectre pouts

<Watch_Tower> "Because you looked busy so I bugged berry instead."

<Spectre> "You didn't exactly stick around. When the hell am I not cuddling Atom?"

* AtomBell looks concerned, "....that doesn't seem to have gone well."

* Milia catches Spectre. "Oh, hey Spec, Watch didn't give you a talisman too?"

<Spectre> "No, he just flew past."

* Watch_Tower removes Berry's talisman unless someone else did. "Nope I flew off with only mine."

* Artifica continues to give brushies.

* Watch_Tower giggles. "I wanted to see their reaction."

* AtomBell sighs.  Trauma!  It's for everypony!

<Spectre> "You're a terrible fucking minion."

* Milia tosses Spectre a talisman as well. "Right, we have wings now! Wings are cool! Enjoy!"

* AtomBell smiles a little, "You'll look lovely with wings sweetie."

* Spectre blinks "Oh, hey! Wing~"

* Cerberus calms a bit after a while, but decides to stay with the group instead of the foals that made her wear the horrible mutating talisman

<Watch_Tower> "So...I don't think Berry is going to want to wear one...so I guess I'll carry her when we fly."

<Watch_Tower> "Sorry Berry." Watch apologizes.

* Milia can't help but both smile and feel bad at the same time, seeing Berry's traumatized response. <...I really gotta just stick to giving her booze. Everything else always backfires horribly.>

<AtomBell> "Where are we flying too?" Atom asks after bothering to pull her muzzle away from Spectre's new appendages for five seconds.

<AtomBell> <Stop giving the filly alcohol!>

* AtomBell actually uses the mind talky thing for the first time

* Artifica looks at Milia's wings.  "How long will they last?

<Milia> <She holds it better than I do!>

* Spectre flaps her wings "I look like a succubus pony. Or a vampire. Or a..." She just goes off on a tangent listing off mythological creatures

* Milia shakes her head. "Oh, CRAP! Right, these are temporary, everypony! Few hours at most! So...don't use 'em unless you really need to! Or if it ends up letting you do something really, really funny or cool."

* AtomBell quietly adds 'sexy' before each item

<Spectre> "Awww."

* Spectre takes the talisman off

* Milia takes hers off as well, grinning sheepishly at Artifica. "Thank you for reminding me, sweetie..."

* Artifica follows suit.

* AtomBell sighs as the wings she's nuzzling vanish.

* Milia can't help but pout. <...And I was all ready for freaky sexy vampire fun...oh well...> she can't help but send out.

<Watch_Tower> "so we've got an extra since Berry doesn't want hers..."

<Watch_Tower> <Quit stealing my Bit> Watch chuckles

<AtomBell> <You and me both....>

<Watch_Tower> <I'd just settle for having some sexy fun.>

<AtomBell> "Best keep it in reserve, in case one of you loses them while flying over a pit of snakes."

<Watch_Tower> "anyway we can mark the butterfly one? I kind of want to show that one to Rarity."

* Cerberus "ah... i left the duck in the playroom" the foal shuffles away, probably stil la bit confused by the whole experience

* Milia nods at Watch Tower. "Uh, sure, go nuts. Though..." Her gaze wanders over to Atom Bell. The zebra is now curious about something. Something obvious.

<Watch_Tower> "Thinking what I'm thinking?"

* Watch_Tower takes the spare and tosses it to Atom. "Hey Atom time for science"

<Milia> <You can read my mind, dumbass, you know I am!>

<Watch_Tower> <only surface thoughts.>

<Watch_Tower> <It's a completely different spell if I wanna get more invasive.>

* Spectre cocks an eyebrow

* Milia shudders. <Okay, good to know...>

* AtomBell catches it, "Mwuh?"

* Milia bounces up and down. "Putitonputitonputiton!"

<AtomBell> "Wuh'sh do?"

<Watch_Tower> <and I don't think I'd ever do that>

<Watch_Tower> "Yes Put it on!"

* AtomBell puts on the talisman, half-expecting her own wings to be torn from their sockets by magic wings

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<Watch_Tower> (D= it killed her)

<Milia> ((oh god no!))

<uSeaGM> As the talisman settles around Atom's neck, the pegasus's eyes roll back and she faints.

<Spectre> "Atom!"

* Milia rushes over to Atom Bell and rips the talisman off her neck. "OKAYNEWPLANWENEVERDOTHATAGAIN!"

* Watch_Tower takes the Talisman from Milia "Right no wings for ponies with wings."

* Milia stares down at Atom Bell as Watch Tower floats the talisman away from her. "So...uh...that...probably was no big deal..." she stammers awkwardly.

* Watch_Tower puts an ear to Atom's side trying to hear a heart beat. "She...should be fine."

* Spectre patpats Milia's mane and rests Atom's head on her hindlegs

* Cerberus back in the playroom th filly tries playing it cool telling how the wings tried to kill her making her nom broccoli but she fough  back bravely but she lost and was dead! yeah, she is still working on inconsistencies but she doesn't want to cut the cool parts and the final fight with mort wielding a two bladed sizer

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* Artifica eeps and checks AtomBell's eyes.

* ThePrettiestFilly is now known as AtomBell

* Spectre applies healing kisses

* Milia rubs her leg awkwardly, as everything crashes to a dead silent halt. "...yes. Nothing serious...nothing...serious..." <OH MY GOD I KILLED ATOM BELL.>

<Spectre> "No she's still breathing Mil."

* Milia bites her lip nervously. "Are...are you sure she's not...just...death-breathing?..."

* Milia turns to Artifica and Watch Tower. "That's a thing that can happen, right?"

<Spectre> "That's not a thing."

* Milia isn't convinced. "Well, fine!...But, like...what if she...explodes or something?!"

* Artifica moves to Milia and gives her a hug.

<Spectre> "Mil. She's not going to explode."

* Cerberus trots back from the playroom and has just a few seconds to understand the scene "what the.... i can't leave for a second that you kill atombell!"

<Watch_Tower> "We...really should get another doc...incase our doc goes down..."

* Artifica comforts, trying to think calming thoughts.  And not think about how much having wings makes her feel very nervous.  Or how much she really wants freaky sexy vampire fun with a gorgeous bat-winged Milia.

* Artifica also does not think, in response to Watch_Tower, that AtomBell probably has gone down several times with Spectre... nope, not an appropriate thought.  Even if Watch_Tower set it up perfectly.

* Cerberus since their doctor specialist is gone, the filly kicks in as the new medic and see what's wrong with the pegasus "mh..." -LICK- "doesn't taste like dead"

<Spectre> "Bow chicka bow wow."

<Spectre> "...I don't know why I said that."

* Milia falls into Artifica's embrace, practically melting. As far as the zebra is concerned, thoughts of freaky sexy vampire fun are as calming as anything else she could possible imagine. So, really Artifica's therapy is working wonders!

* Artifica looks around.  Nobody could hear those thoughts she didn't have, right?

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* Cerberus "i think that the best thing to do is.... paint atom's face. does somepony have a black marker?"

* Milia certainly didn't hear anything, no sir. Especially dirty things that didn't get thought in the first place. Never. Not a word.

* Watch_Tower is finding that he is REALLY regretting being the center of the psychic telephone system. Nothing like more reminders he doesn't have anypony.

<Spectre> "You're not doodling on my marefriend's face, Berry."

<Spectre> "That's not even a proper medical procedure."

<Spectre> "You're a very silly medic."

* Cerberus "it is if we are using washable markers! and i think atom badly needs a monocle and a pair of mustaches...."

* Milia sniffles. "Sh-she might look good...with a d-double moustache..." the zebra agrees quietly.

* Cerberus "a medic needs to look impoertant and everypony knows that even a famke monocle makes you look classy"

<Cerberus> *fake

<Spectre> "Monocle's /are/ classy..."

<Cerberus> "see? it's just natural. we can always go around and ask for a real one...." tapes her chin "yeah, this place looks like a high class brothel when it comes to the furnitures, i'm sure they have a monocle and a top hat somewhere. i'll be back in a moment"

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<Cerberus> *taps

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<uSeaGM> When confronted by a filly full of questions, Jeeves tells her where she can find a tophat and lets her borrow his monocle. He also casts a spell to give Cerberus a mousatche because it just seemed to fit.

<Milia> ((yesssss))

<uSeaGM> **moustache

* Watch_Tower politely requests to learn that spell.

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* uSeaGM gives voice to AtomBell

* AtomBell lays there

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* Spectre applies more kisses

* Cerberus comes back with her classy outfit "alright, now we can operate...."

* Spectre whispers in Atom's ear

* Cerberus the top hat is too large anf keeps falling on her eyes

* Milia is placing far, far too much stock on Cerberus' 'operation' working.

* Spero is now known as Steve

* Cerberus stops next to the 'dead' pegasus and studies the situation, trying to keep the silly top hat on her head instead of around her head and no, she's not really helping

* Watch_Tower isn't watching atom much and is currently pestering a butler about a mustache spell

* AtomBell wiggles

* AtomBell groans, her wings stretching out slightly as she regains conciousness

* Cerberus "see? she is not dead anymore. i'm a genius"

<AtomBell> "What....?"

* Milia cheers. "It worked! You're a genius, Berry!"

* Cerberus is now known as BerryAway

<AtomBell> "What'd Berry do....?"

<uSeaGM> Jeeves finds the pestering filly replaced by a stallion. He doesn't have time to teach spells so he casts the same magic on Watch_Tower and leaves it at that. Watch is now sporting some very dapper facial hair.

* Artifica answers, "Revived you from the dead through the long lost art of permanent-marker-on-face.

* Artifica smiles.

<Spectre> "It better not be permanent.

<Spectre> "I was told it was washable."

* Milia coughs awkwardly. "Well...you can technically wash it, probably...it might just not come off when you do..."

<Spectre> "I'm going to break your legs if this doesn't come out."

* Artifica offers, "Washing it makes the marker lines all nice and clean?"

* Milia meeps. "...whose legs?"

<Spectre> "All of your legs."

<Milia> "But I need those for leg related activities!"

* Watch_Tower strokes his mustache, and then chases after. "I'll totally help you do whatever chores or what have your doing."

* AtomBell groans further, "I'm just going to go back to sleep."

<Spectre> "Then I'll rip out your eyes. You're not using them to read anyways

<AtomBell> "It was quiet there."

* Spectre kisses Atom

* AtomBell kisses back

* AtomBell winces, "That was, what, a flight talisman, aye?"

<Spectre> "Yep."

* Milia clears her throat, nodding. "...aye."

* AtomBell snickers, "Did I grow a second pair of wings or something?"

<Spectre> "No, you just fainted."

<uSeaGM> Jeeves lets out a sigh and shakes head. He was just trying to stack dead griffins on a pyre and ponies kept bugging him. Jeeves turns to Watch_Tower. "Well teaching the proper spell would take too long but if you were just interested in putting moustaches on things we could probably manage that."

<Watch_Tower> "I'd prefer to learn the spell. I could easily get like a fake moustache if I wanted that, but like neat little spells are great."

* Artifica notes, "But you woke up without your accent."

<Watch_Tower> ",but whatever you can teach me."

<AtomBell> "What...?"

* AtomBell squirms a bit in Spectre's arms, "It feels like something's jabbing me in the, ah! Back!"

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<Spectre> "Hm?" She lifts Atom up so she can adjust her wings

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<uSeaGM> The butler sits down and nods. "All right. Concentrate. Imagine the moustache. Imagine its bushyness. Can you feel it? Your current moustache should help."

* Watch_Tower closes his eyes and becomes one with the moustache.

<Watch_Tower> "Yes I can feel it."

* AtomBell lays flat across her marefriend's leg, still grimacing, "Gah!  Did I lay on something?"

<Spectre> "I don't think so." She tries to look underneath Atom

<Spectre> for anything*

<uSeaGM> "Very good. There are many kinds of course; long, short, curly, bushy... for now focus on one kind and visualise it on the other pony."

* Watch_Tower tries to picture somepony, but currently all he can imagine is Atom...so well Atom it is.

* AtomBell twists, trying to get a look at her back

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* AtomBell just ends up biting down on her leg <Ow... my wings are... really sore.>

* Spectre applies kisses to Atom's wings as best she can

<uSeaGM> "Now simply fill that mental template with your magic and it should do the rest. I find that magic has a good sense of humour, so the more comedic the easier it will be."

* Watch_Tower fills that template with his rather considerable magic. He can't help, but giggle imagining one of those mustaches that kind of cover the mouth a bit so they move when you talk.

* AtomBell feels a little better

<AtomBell> "Do.... they look okay?"

<uSeaGM> "As you practise you will find that you need only imagine the essense of moustache without focusing on details. Your magic will choose wisely."

<Watch_Tower> "You mean my magic will chose for best comedic effect?" He grins happily.

<uSeaGM> "Indeed."

* Artifica looks over AtomBell.

* Watch_Tower hugs the butler. "I shant abuse my powers for evil."

<uSeaGM> Jeeves winks. "Only to annoy."

* Watch_Tower nods. "and to provide laughs where there were none

<uSeaGM> "That's the spirit."

<Watch_Tower> "I should get back to the others and see if my mischief had it's effect."

<Artifica> Batwing Talismans: they're like pegasi viagra!

<Artifica> (oops, wrong window)

* AtomBell 's wingbases smoke with ethereal zebra power.....

<Watch_Tower> Her Lip also sports a REALLY bushy mustache :3