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  1. Look at these fags on their fucking gay ass scooters. This is the reason why I became a Pastor because I need to let people know that these kids (and other boyband faggots) suck. 'Yall need to come over to christ to see the true light of music and not this trash. -Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor 
  2. http://youtu.be/pi1c3_7OBKI
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  4. It makes me laugh that all of you fucking pre-teens like this garbage. This guy looks like a lesbian stripper who takes heroin 20 times a day. Someone please just stop this cunt from making music please.
  5. http://youtu.be/rgWr2nln83s
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  7. My theory I that this man was a sinner in life, so he has been smited by God in this way for punishment. I hope he finds his way into God's forgiving arms and that he shall be allowed to ascend into heaven. Me and all of Reddit pray for you my friend. Stay safe. With faith and love,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  8. http://youtu.be/1rVZbxrC9jo
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  10. This is horrific. All these people have been possessed by Satan as this is what is described as his mating call. I hope these people can find the word of God soon or they will be consumed with sin. With faith and love,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  11. http://youtu.be/URgdIAz4QNg
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  13. As a moderator of /r/irishcatholics and /r/gypsies, I give this video a 0/10 in my rating. What in the world was that man doing disturbing his roommate? He should have let him rest and recharge his batteries; unless it was a Sunday, in that case he would have to get up to learn about the teachings of Christ. Also, one time I had an altar boy who was Irish but his accent drove me up the wall. So I sold him to my other friend Father Kidd Fiddler for some of his Church Funds. You should be goddamn ashamed of yourself boy! With faith and love, Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  14. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbkOwoZLey0
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  16. These people are doing the right thing. What I see is two people who are trying too reduce the amount of children in the future by giving the child the idea that she should kill herself in the future. We should start a petition on the release of these people. With Faith and Love,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  17. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2oUfhQgfAo
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  19. What the fuck? As a moderator of /r/Christianity and /r/irespectwoman, I believe that this video should be taken down as it contains nudity and while I was watching this, one of my altar boys came in and had the second most traumatised look on his face I had ever seen. Absolutely disgusting. With faith and love, Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor 
  20. http://youtu.be/2Lp_uMXgzJE
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  22. Even though I've never been raped or abused in any way shape or form but tell people that I have been to get sympathy to make me feel better, this video triggered me. In fact, this triggered me so hard that I went on a full scale rant on Tumblr how men are pigs and deserve to die; because even though I can't get a guy myself, the original and multi-gendered people on Tumblr can help me out. So Mark, you better check your privilege, and put a mother fucking trigger warning at the start of that video. Or else the Tumble army will hunt you down and make you listen to gay metal-core.
  23. http://youtu.be/hF4JuLtRQq8
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  25. Hey there Berta, I would just like to say that you are doing a fine job on expressing your beliefs in a way that is truly unique. However, I will stick by my thesis on how the female is inferior to the male. It says in the newer testament, '..and Jesus proclaimed, "Take my body and blood my friends, for it shall giveth you eternal life; but not you Mary. You're a huge cunt."' This shows that woman are infact the lesser known gender in the gender tree; but other than that you get the LerFondler Prayer of approval. With faith,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor 
  26. http://youtu.be/RL3S0JCD_MY
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  28. Around half-way through the trailer I spy a lightsword that is shaped like a cross, which is ok in my thesis as it promotes the Christ and spreads the word of God. But that lightsword is pointed down; and what is an upside down cross symbolise? The anti-christ. Bottoms up, and the devil laughs. Yet again, Another video that has been manipulated by Satan to turn the public on the teachings of Christ.With faith and love,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  29. http://youtu.be/ob_x8U7UdRA
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  31. When I watched this video, I thought for a second. Could this "golden retriever" be influenced by the devil? The dog moves and does things that normal dogs cannot do, which emphasizes the fact that it is controlled by Satan. Also, i am going to say that the woman in this video should be stoned to death.with Faith and Love,pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  32. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iTTNRE-njM
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  34. My mother used to catch me singing to my favourite tunes back in the day. My favourites where, "Mary's Boy Child" and "Away in a Manger". But I was never subjected to this trash. The song itself is Satanic enough to set ten newly baptised baby's on fire. Also Reddit don't like rap music so if you get upvoted to the Heavens, then that would be a bit hypocritical of them now would it? With faith,Pastor Todd LerFondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  35. http://youtu.be/b8_H6P8kZ3Y
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  37. Just what I fucking expected. Reddit trying to fool the general public by posting this "funny" video when in fact, they are using Satanic references. As you may have expected, this video is a shameful act on all of reddit as it shows their true colours. By the order of the parish of Fondler, This video must be taken down at once.With faith,Pastor Todd LerFondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  38. http://youtu.be/uty2zd7qizA
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  40. Barney has guided me through my life and has taught me the ways of caring for children; but this video completely tarnishes Barney's reputation as a child carer. Why do redditors keep ruining good things. Absolutely disgusting and blastphemic.With faith,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, caring Christian and Redditor. 
  41. http://youtu.be/wItgAhLaOrs
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  43. When I was a little preacher, I read books everyday. Big ones, small ones, but none of them had any form of cuss words or naughty language. I will be honest I was a good child. That was until I found the notorious (but popular) website Reddit.com. Now, I'm getting linked to videos like this which have all types of cussing and cursing; and I'm learning all these naughty words which I have never heard before in priest school. Good job, Reddit. Good fucking job.Yours with faith,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  44. http://youtu.be/I2co-ot8PTQ
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  46. As you can see, This man has been influenced by Satan and has created a post that has manipulated the audience of this video to think that it is just a goof and a gaff. Well, I shall tell you one thing. It is phrased in my second book, "The quotes of Todd L. Fondler" that: 'the man who makes a May May and gets 500 upchrists will be embraced by Satan; but the man who makes a May May and gets 3000 upchrists will sit at the right hand of the devil." Coincidence? I think not. -Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  47. http://youtu.be/d1MTcp0m3d4
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  49. You are a fucking disgrace to our lord. Sangay is a Hebrew name and Jesus wasn't Hebrew, he was American. That means you support the acts of other religions which is blastphemic for someone who calls themselves a Christian. Shame on you. -Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Pastor, Preacher and all good teacher.
  50. http://youtu.be/vJHUjE4aDEY
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  52. Pastor Todd here. I have come to tell you that you need help. If you will, I can provide you all with the support that you need in various wayside. For example, I have a degree in helping people with autism and other mental disabilities. May God bless you.-Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  53. http://youtu.be/wE_UhyM1YiQ
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  55. This is fucking disgusting. The only life that we should have is the life that God made for us, not some stupid sim. Also, your actions are completely irresponsible in the fact that you are criticising this mans honest living as a landowner. Burn in the pits of hell, you filthy son-of-a-bitch! -Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor 
  56. http://youtu.be/iYcXcCpD0qA
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  58. This is what I am talking about! The spawn of Satan has effected us all with his demonic powers; but the thing that scares me the most is how he controlled that woman to eat so much that she has 3 chins. Frightening stuff indeed. -Pastor Todd Lerfondler, Devout Christian and Avid Redditor
  59. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POCngEpkOLI
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  61. This cat has came from the very spawn of hell itself. This is a reason why we cannot trust animals in any shape or form. - Pastor Todd Lerfondler, Devout Christian and Redditor
  62. http://youtu.be/qCKrm0-mb9Y
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  64. This music is literally cancer. 
  65. http://youtu.be/312Sb-2PovA
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  67. Wow, what an amazing performance lads! But it just isn't Tom Delonge. 
  68. http://youtu.be/kIQFpQ_Dt2Y
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  70. MARRY ME
  71. http://youtu.be/Lf8srTCOwZ8
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  73. Moderator of /r/currymyyogurt and /r/irishrepublicankids here. As a fellow Northern Irish man and devout Christian, I believe that this boy should be given an honour by the all famous Mr. Gerry Adams and Mr. Martin McGuinness, both devout Christians and excellent politicians. However, if this boy is a protestant, we will still give him the award, but we will also bring him around the back of the building to "convert" and explain why he is making the wrong choice. Nevertheless, an excellent video that shows Northern Ireland at it's best and gets my LerFondler Prayer of Approval™!With faith and love,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor 
  74. http://youtu.be/O-m_BPYJG6M
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  76. Love all these tumblr cunts saying that this song saved their life. None of you have or have known what it feels like to have depression or anxiety. Just fuck off please. 
  77. http://youtu.be/TkV5709EG5M
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  79. This man is an evangelist. Not only has he made the boy slightly upset, but he also has Gods touch as he denied that PC faster than you could say "Jesus loves me". The man who uploaded this deserves some Reddit Gold™ and maybe a place at the Parish of Fondler.With faith and love,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor 
  80. http://youtu.be/vNzxR_AgN10
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  82. No..just no. I cannot allow this. As a pastor, preacher and all good teacher, this is completely blastphemic to The Lord our God and also our saviour Jesus Christ. Over on reddit, we enjoy spreading the word of God and making all of the dirty "atheists" become one with Christ. I hope everyone who upvoted this trash would just fucking die. With faith,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor 
  83. http://youtu.be/r3BAD6MbGRk
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  85. Moderator for r/cristianity here, In our religion Santa is deemed as the anti-Christ as he does not have any affliction with the bible. An absolute disgrace.With faith,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  86. http://youtu.be/4q5aprqreSk
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  88. Pastor Todd here, These "trolls" that you are talking about are nothing but degenerate scumbags who deserve nothing on the internet. They should all be wiped out using the power of the prophets of The Lord and burned into the pits of hell. With faith, Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  89. http://youtu.be/MseQf0SzphI
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  91.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           With faith and love,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  92. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bads-B8O0lI
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  94. Moderator of /r/fishing here, as Jesus once said, "feed a man fish for a day and he will be hungry. Feed a man fish for a lifetime and we will not be influenced by satan." I believe that as a pastor, preacher and all good teacher that all Canadians should be wiped from the planet to prevent the inbreeding of fish. Pastor Todd signing off. With faith and love,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  95. http://youtu.be/x768VAsOQSw
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  97. This woman is a prophet. These disgusting freaks known as "muslims" are a shame to God and his teachings. The Lord Jesus Christ shows me the way that all slightly coloured people should be burned at the stake. I Todd Lerfondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor, shall lead my parish into cleansing this horrid nation from all blastphemic nature. May The Lord Jesus Christ guide y'all into a better light. With faith,Pastor Todd LerFondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  98. http://youtu.be/LrDK8UWsRFg
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  100. You infidel. This woman is right. You are just blinded by the truth which is that Monster is in fact controlled by the devil. In my book, "The Thesis of Todd L. Fondler" (which you can get for only $29.99 with a free blessing) it states that, "As a Redditor/Christian, I have the authority to tell people that their theories are wrong." (- Pastor Todd Lerfondler/2014) and your theory sir, is wrong. Have a nice day.with faith,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  101. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knXtf-hjT4s
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  103. First off, This game has the name "Unity" which promotes an attitude of coming together. Fair enough, I'm ok with that. Then I see the actual name of the franchise. "Assassins Creed". This symbolises the coming together to worship Satan which is the anti-Christ. Bottoms up. Yours with faith,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  104. http://youtu.be/5DzsFMsIZPM
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  106. Hello there. My name is Pastor Todd L. Fondler 3rd, and I have come to tell you that your video is blastphemic against God and the clergy and I demand it to be taken down right this instant! As a pastor, preacher and all good teacher, I am disappointed that you had the authority to show us these "people", trying to do "our" jobs (people of America) and failing very much terribly. Shame on you. (Also reddit brought me here)Yours with faith,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  107. http://youtu.be/7QLSRMoKKS0
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  109. That woman should come over to the side of Christ. In my parish we excellise in the most caring of attitudes especially to woman. It is my duty as pastor and moderator of /r/Christianity that I will care for this girl and cherish her as my own. -Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  110. http://youtu.be/M31fr4IZlPs
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  112. Hello my fellow christian and Redditor. I would just like to say that I have to agree with you on your points on the notorious, "Berta Lovejoy". She is a disgusting human being that has been influenced by Satan to make these horrible comments on the videos on Reddit. She is only the pinnacle of the absolute distaste that the community on Reddit has become.  Everytime I go on a video, I see a disgusting, unwashed piece of filth athiest (the word makes me shiver with fear). We should collaborate to destroy the oppression and to take Bertas rights away from her. For our Lord!  -Pastor Todd Lerfondler, Pastor, Preacher and all good Teacher
  113. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8sLw1Me4Eg
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  115. Mother get the recording equipment! Moderator of /r/Christianity here, and I understand that all of you have autism and I am here to help you in your path to righteousness. Firstly, you must pray to God and our lord Jesus Christ every day. Secondly, you must give me money in order for me to improve my services. Have a good day folks and may God bless you to your path of righteousness! -Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  116. http://youtu.be/pQYLxvoBSMQ
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  118. Pastor Todd Lerfondler here bringing you another another message from tha' lord! This language is a sin against the clergy. I think it would be the upmost excellent idea if he went to the nearest parish and cleansed his sins straight away. Also as a moderator of /r/newtestament, I think he has, yet again, tarnished The Lord our God's and saviour Jesus Christs name in vain. Great job reddit, another blastphemic video to add to your collection. You bastards. -Pastor Todlerfondler, Pastor, Preacher and all good teacher. 
  119. http://youtu.be/cRbIp66VwY4
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  121. Moderator of /r/Christianity here. This is 110% the work of Satan. This video must be taken down to avoid any misinterpretations of the real world where God and Jesus are in every one of us. The fire in the background symbolizes the act of hell and that it is eternal when really Heaven and Earth are. We as an army should plight to take this video down to avoid any speculation! -Pastor Todd Lerfondler, Devout Christian and Avid Redditor
  122. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfJ7LQn8kp8
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  124. It is said in the bible, "he who thoust becometh the predator shall be giveth eternal life". The eel has clearly taken in what The Lord has said and made it so that he will live to see another day. God bless his soul.- Pastor Todd Lerfondler, Devout Christian and Atheism Converter
  125. http://youtu.be/YqwD7D50YIM
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  127. This is the best performance I have ever witnessed my eyes upon. It rivals the live talent of Led Zeppelin and Dream Theatre, even surpassing them in lyrical and instrumental techniques. This is beautiful in every way possible. You have done Gods fucking work my friends. May you live on in all of our hearts you magnificent bastard. 
  128. http://youtu.be/0R9sviIQcOw
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  130. Hello fellow Christians, This will be my very last post as I am on the verge to ascending to heaven. It looks like all of the "Redditors" did not like my preachings and teachings so they seem to have blocked me, but I hope all of the people who have been affected by my preachings can preach the word throughout reddit and will continue my mission on converting the atheists to Christians! Goodbye my friends for it was a very fun and exiting journey and I hope that God will be kind to me. With faith and love,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor 
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  133. In all my years have I never seen a man come back to life. Not only is this a once in a lifetime miracle that can only be seen with an amazing amount of luck or if you are the Christ but also a funny and goofy video that us Redditors can relate too. So by saying that, this man could either be the Christ or a very lucky man indeed. Spooky stuff. With faith and love,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  134. http://youtu.be/Mo3s5qMDvrk
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  136. I bet you all of my church funds that these two elderly woman thought they where finally ascending into heaven after being stuck in there boring country for so long. And I will also bet you, that they are believers in the word of Christ and the lord our God. See Reddit, not everyone is an atheist you know. With faith and love,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  137. http://youtu.be/zD2NtzEPBcA
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  139. Of all of my days being a Pastor, Preacher and all good teacher, I have never seen a miracle of this standard. This completely wipes sciences stupid theory's and shows the true meaning of the Holy Spirit. All you 'atheists' should come over to the side of Christ. With faith and love,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  140. http://youtu.be/AztOoebxSoE
  141.  
  142. How to calm down a cat:Get a bat and smash it's brains all over the fucking ground
  143. http://youtu.be/wyvj-Qbr5FU
  144.  
  145. Great job pastor! You tell 'em!
  146. http://youtu.be/kMY_2B3C78E
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  148. Do you want to know what's pale? Me right now watching this shitstorm of a video. It looks like satans wrath took her away from us at the start of this video; and her stating that she is pale because of the devil working inside of her. I hope this woman gets better and finds the word of God. With faith, Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  149. http://youtu.be/hdzH_aSL-6k
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  151. Moderator of /r/christianity here, My good friend (and fellow christian) Father David Reavey love to get high on drugs all the time. Even though drugs are the spawn of Satan and the fact that we are really doing it to take away from the reality of beating our Altar Boys who we share and caress. However, I despise this video as it does not show any quotes of the true teachings of christ and the lord our God. Fuck you and go to hell. With Faith,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  152. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUngLgGRJpo
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  154. /r/gaming moderator here. As a preacher of the word of God, I believe that you should avoid this sick filth as it gives a false insight in what God has taught us. This shows a lamb running around and killing people which is against our policy. I think we should come together as Christians and ban this blasphemous filth.with faith,Pastor Todd LerFondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  155. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAm5yxQA_HY
  156.  
  157. Moderator of /r/Christianity here. The police symbolises in this video represent a culture that is against my representation of the Ten Commandments. Although this video shows a good goof around, if you look close enough you can see that the police men are wearing all black. Who wears all black? Kanye west. Who did Kanye compare himself too? God. Blasphemy at its finest. With faith,Pastor Todd LerFondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  158. http://youtu.be/b26Ll9q77Pw
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  160. What do I see here? Three of the numbers you got when approaching the jackpot where "666". 666 = the devil. Your win was influenced by Satan to encourage the public into thinking that you are a "God". Well, I'm going to say it here and now; you're not. You're a fucking loser. Pastor Todd over an' out.With faith,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Chistian and Rabid Redditor
  161. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0OnmhhFk9g
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  163. I went to the gym for about a day, and when I went there I was approached by these "hulks". They said nothing but I felt there satanic essence within them. Take this video down at once.Yours with faith,Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  164. http://youtu.be/-jSRAi4HsSM
  165.  
  166. This wench deserves every ounce of abuse that is coming to her. She has married a extremely blastphemic negro man and so called 'God'. "But Todd, how do you know he's blastphemic?" my altar boy asks. Good question young one. He is a man who lost a bet to God because he thought he was God. Shamefull eh? Still, this video is pretty unfaithful stuff. Yours with faith, Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  167. http://youtu.be/RZ2_q86KZRw
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  169. I only eat the body and blood of our lord Jesus Christ. This video does not display the actions of Christianity and it shows a complete lack of judgement in all retrospects. As it is stated in my very own book of preachings, ("The not made up testament"), 'He who does not respect the body and blood of Christ shall be down voted into oblivion." - Todd L. Fondler. Next time when you are dealing with this, respect the authority of Christ first.-Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  170. http://youtu.be/2bIcz8FiXUQ
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  172. How dare you insult this woman's theory (which is 110% correct by the way). I personally think you are tarnishing this woman's reputation as she is speaking the truth and nothing but the truth. You are just afraid of the truth that lurks within all of you. Burn in the pits of hell, filthy heathen! -Pastor Todd L. Fondler, Caring Christian and Rabid Redditor
  173. http://youtu.be/kjhW0_CnnEk
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  175. God has shown you the way to enlightenment my son. He has shown you that only true disciples of God eat dicks; and you are a true disciple of our Lord. My imminent uptip goes to you.- Pastor Todd Lerfondler, Avid Redditor and Devout Christian
  176. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4WoVMWn154
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  178. This is a completely disgusting idea. How about you stop wasting your damn cash and give it too people like me so that I can spend it making renovations to my church and to help the poor (I promise I won't take the money for myself). How about a cross with our Lord Jesus on it that says, "God bless you, you magnificent bastard"? As a personal Redditor myself, I am disappointed. -Pastor Todd Lerfondler, Devout Christian and Avid Redditor
  179. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dGkVb5kI2U
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  181. This is disgusting music! You should be performing hymns and other Christian preaching songs rather than this emo, gay garbage. Get yourself on an organ and to a church and start preaching the word of God! - Pastor Todd Lerfondler, Devout Christian and Redditor
  182. http://youtu.be/cUjFjnD532U
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