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Twilight and Anon - Anons Are Taking Over

Jan 9th, 2015
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  1. >Anon, you tell YOUR species that just because they think MY species is cute, that doesn't give them the right to pick us up and hug us anytime they want!
  2. >Look concerned when Twilight starts ranting
  3. >Kneel down in front of her while nodding and going "Mm-hmm"
  4. >Inch forward towards while agreeing and saying "You have a point"
  5. >Twilight keeps on ranting while you reach her side
  6. >Slowly you slip an arm behind her flank
  7. >You cup her behind in her arm while she keeps talking about irresponsibility, rudeness, and personal space
  8. >You reach your other arm below her front legs and hoist her up
  9. >She reflexively places her front hooves over your shoulder and nestles her head atop them
  10. >"And furthermore, I don't see how it's proper that - etc. etc."
  11. >You slowly walk on while hugging and carrying Twilight in your arms
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  14. >You walk outside with Twilight, having quieted her complains with a firm ear skritching.
  15. >With all of her complaining she was probably going to be hungry for dinner soon.
  16. >You eventually approach a cart where a pony is selling carrots.
  17. >Next to her is another Anonymous holding Lyra.
  18. "She being a handful?"
  19. >You ask him, engaging in pleasant conversation as you pick out a few carrots, checking with Twilight to see which ones she thought were best.
  20. "No, she's quite calm. At least, when she isn't going crazy about hands"
  21. "Right right, I forgot about that with her. She got Bon-Bon convinced yet?"
  22. "Bons tries to bite me any time I try anything, so that's a no go."
  23. "Pity. Well, we better be headed off, see ya later!"
  24. >You give Lyra a parting ruffle before finishing your shopping with Twilight, being sure to keep hugging and petting her as necessary.
  25. >As you headed home you gave nods and waves to the other Anons that walked around with ponies.
  26. >Rainbow Dash in particular seemed to have taken to her holder.
  27. >As you enter the library you set Twilight down only to see her giving you a pouty face.
  28. >You give her a smile.
  29. "Don't worry, we can not-cuddle up with a book after dinner."
  30. >This seems to satisfy her as she smiles at you.
  31. >"Ok!"
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