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- Shinju-sama watches over us - 1
- Today, yet again, girls who gather in Shinju-sama's garden pass through the tall gates with heroic smiles.
- Their innocent minds and bodies are adorned with uniforms of their ages. They walk graciously so as not to ruin their clothes.
- The private Sanshuu Academy. This is... the girls' garden.
- [Shinju-sama watches over us]
- [Sanshuu Academy - Schoolyard]
- Yum: Agyaaah! I am late, I am late!
- Tou: A moment, if you would?
- Yum: Eek!?
- Tou: You are a first-year, yes? Your skirt, collar and even face are quite disorderly.
- Yum: Y-You are from... the student council! Mrgrgr, bghbgh, my face, keeh.
- Tou: Praying to Shinju-sama with a crooked face would be disrespectful. There, all done. Have a good day.
- Yum: Have a... good day.
- [1st year classroom]
- Sek/Kar: Yumiko-san!
- Yum: Sekka-san from the photography club and Karin-san from the newspaper club. A good day to you. Might I be of assistance?
- Kar: Yeah. You see, we would like you to visit the Lily Mansion with us right now.
- Yum: Could you mean the student council... the Devil Lily Council? But why?
- Sek: Heh heh heh. You're a sharp one, aren't you? I happened to catch this on film, you see.
- Yum: T-This is a scene of me getting my face rearranged by Mimori-sama this morning!
- Sek: It's a great photo, so I want to get permission from Mimori-sama to put it up for display at the academy festival.
- Yum: Eeh!? That is impossible. Impossible, I tell you!
- Kar: Why? The two of you seem so close you're almost like "sisters" here, it's a wonderful photo!
- Yum: Where!? Mimori-sama... she must have thought me a student slovenly in both attire and countenance...
- Kar: Of course not! Mimori-sama is a germophobe, didn't you know? Yet she personally rearranged your face!
- Sek: She still doesn't have a "little sister". Yumiko-san, this might be your chance.
- Yum: Eh... Chance? But... is sisterhood really that important?
- Kar: An upperclassman swears to take care of an underclassman and they exchange vows of sisterhood. This tradition made the Sanshuu Academy very popular!
- Sek: There are a lot of single girls like me and Yumiko, but every girl dreams to be in a sister relationship.
- Kar: There were a lot of rumours recently that she became the little sister of Great Gigantes, lady Mullet.
- Anz: ...
- Yum: That was Iyojima Anzu-san... Wait, wait, no! Mullet? Great... what? What is a Gigantes?
- Sek: The nickname of a student council member, duh? Yumiko-san, were you not even aware of that?
- Sek: The top three older sisters of the student council are Knee Fetishida, Kiryu Shizuka-sama the Capybara. [1]
- Kar: There are a lot of theories going around, that she's fond of knees or that honey might be her favourite dish.
- Sek: Great Gigantes, Kohagura Natsume-sama the Mullet. [2]
- Kar: Her threatening voice and nihilistic charms have earned her a lot of hardcore fans.
- Sek: And then there's Mimori-sama's big sister, Tosa Chinensis the Swordmaster. [3]
- Kar: She is apparently a rather mysterious lady, and the only thing known about her is that she hails from Tosa.
- Yum: I fully understand that you are trying to avoid some kind of danger, but your abuse of the Japanese language is making things even worse...
- Sek: And below them are their sisters, "buds", so to speak. The second years have "en udon" added to their big sister's name.
- Sek: The first years, "little sister’s buds", are called "en udon petite soelurp". [4]
- Yum: Udon... Petite soelurp... Legal issues are quite difficult, huh... Haah...
- Kar: Oh? But Tosa Chinensis, Renge-sama... Has the same last name, Miroku. Yumiko-san, are you blood-related!?
- Yum: Huh? No, it must be a coincidence. I have no ties to her... Yes, none at all.
- Sek: One hell of a last name to be a coincidence but I guess we'll go with this story setting this time. Okay.
- Yum: Do not call it a setting! I loathe that word so much!
- ---
- Notes:
- The scenario puts twists on the terminology from MariMite.
- 1 - Marimite original: Rosa Foetida. Original pun: Hiza Fetida (pun on “knee fetish”, as well as hiza and pizza sounding similar)
- 2 - Marimite original: Rosa Gigantea. Original pun: Dos Gigantes (“dos” is a made-up Monster Hunter prefix meaning “great”, as well as a pun on “dosu no kiita koe” (threatening voice)
- 3 - Marimite original: Rosa Chinensis. They explain the pun themselves so I have nothing more to add.
- 4 - Marimite originals: “en bouton” (bud) and “en bouton petite soeur” (little sister’s bud).
- Shinju-sama watches over us - 2
- [Sanshuu Academy - Inner Garden]
- Kar: The Demon Lily Council feels so special, being gathered in a separate building from school. As expected.
- Anz: Good day to you. Do you have business in the Lily Mansion?
- Sek: Anzu-san, Great Gigantes' en udon! How nice to meet you here. Could you introduce us to Tosa Chinensis' en udon?
- Anz: Yes, I wouldn't mind...
- Tou: This is tyranny! Dear sisters, you are bullies!
- Yum/Tou: Agh!
- Kir: Wouldja look at that... What a tumble. Ya fine over there?
- Yum/Tou: Ugh... Agh...
- Nat: She got crushed by Mimori's mountains. How... tragic. Hm? Anzu?
- Anz: Dear sister... what is this? What was Mimori-sama raising her voice about?
- [Demon Lily Council]
- Ren: The Demon Lily Council meant to play Romeo and Juliet at the academy festival, but Mimori objected to that.
- Sek: Eh? But doing a stage play with all you sounds so wonderful! Why would she object?
- Tou: I do not object to the stage play! I object to collaborating with male students from other schools for it!
- Kar: Eh, males!?
- Wak: The Tennokami boys' school and our Sanshuu Academy are on good terms, so we were going to have a collaboration project.
- Tou: To let males into a long-standing garden of maidens, stand on the same stage as them, and make me the heroine to boot is too far gone to be a joke!
- Ren: As if you have a right to speak, lacking even a little sister. If you want to say something, bring your little sister already.
- Tou: Grh... Then allow me to introduce her. I've been concealing this until now, but this girl is my little sister!
- Yum/Nat/Kir: Huh!?
- Ren: This girl? Hmm, I see. So, what is her name? Her class?
- Tou: T-That's... Come on, don't space out like that. Introduce yourself to our sisters.
- Yum: Eh... Um, M-Miroku Yumiko. Miroku as in "Maitreiya Buddha" and Yumiko as in... "child at the evening sea".
- Ren(Nat): A wonderful surname. (A wonderful name.)
- Kir: Hmm... Yumiko-san, ya have some lovely knees. Where did the two of you meet? How did you start off?
- Ren: Good question, Knee Fetishida. Answer us, Mimori. Surely this is not your first meeting?
- Tou: T-That's... Urgh...
- Sek: If you excuse me, Tosa Chinensis, this is not the first meeting between Mimori-sama and Yumiko-san. I have this picture as proof.
- Nat: Oh? They seem to know each other indeed. That was rude of us. So, where is your proof of sisterhood?
- Yum: Eek! P-P-P-Proof!?
- Tou: Don't put Yumiko on the spot like that! I was just about to pass her the proof!
- Tou: Come on, Yumiko. Take this Lohan statue and officially become my little sister.
- Yum: ...There is a lot I would like to say first, but allow me to refuse.
- Tou: Wh-!? I-If you don't like the Lohan statue... Botamochi should work.
- Yum: No need for botamochi either.
- Tou: Ah!?
- Ren: Looks like you got turned down, Mimori.
- Anz: Yumiko-san, why? I think that was a good deal...
- Yum: But that was so... haphazard. I have something called pride, you know...
- Yum: It is true that I admire Mimori-sama, but I have no intention of becoming a straw for a drowning woman to clutch at.
- Wak: Well said.
- Nat: But it's not as if you dislike Mimori, right? How about this, then...
- Nat: If Mimori manages to make Yumiko-chan her little sister before the academy festival, she won't have to play Juliet. And if that happens...
- Nat: Yumiko-chan will stand on the stage as Juliet in place of her newfound big sister Mimori.
- Yum: Eh? Eeeeeh!?
- Shinju-sama watches over us - 3
- [Sanshuu Academy - Courtyard]
- Sek: Well that was a mess, but on these conditions Yumiko-san is the winner.
- Kar: That's right. All you have to do is not accept the Lohan statue from Mimori-sama if you don't like it.
- Wak: W-Wait! Wait, Sonoko! Don't run like that!
- Kar: Hm? What's the noise? That's... Knee Fetishida's en udon and en udon petite soelurp, Sonoko-san?
- SON: I hate you, Waka-chan! I don't need this thing anymore!
- Wak: Blargh!
- Sek: Waaah! That Lohan statue hit Wakaba-san straight in the face! That must hurt...
- Kar: What are you doing, Sonoko-san!? You do understand that returning the Lohan statue is the same as divorce, right?
- SON: Leave me alone! *sob*
- Wak: Sonoko!
- SON: Go away... Don't touch me. Waka-chan, you'll never understand my... *cough*
- Yum: What could have happened to Sonoko-san? She seems to be feeling extremely unwell...
- Sek: She's a sickly girl who spends a lot of time in the hospital. But she has 21 fairy, she should be fine.
- Yum: What might you... even be talking about?
- Kar: The two of them are actual cousions, so Wakaba-sama always protects Sonoko-sama... It's so wonderful.
- Wak: Come on, Sonoko... Let's go to the hospital. I already told the Kendo club I'd be taking time off, don't worry about anything.
- SON: Mind your own business, Waka-chan! That's what I hate so much about you! You always sacrifice yourself for my sake...
- Wak: Isn't that natural? You're my precious little sister, and just a child at that...
- SON: Stop treating me like a child! Rrrrrgh! Mankai!
- Wak: Ah, Sonoko! If you keep using it, your body will-
- SON: Stop using me as an excuse for your wimpiness! Stupid Waka-chan!
- Wak: H-How could you... Sonoko, that's mean... Sonoko... *sob* *weep*
- Hin: Poor thing... Nogi Wakaba-san, are you alright?
- Kar: Ah! That's the founder of the Demon Lily Council, the principal of the academy revered as the Lily Mother, Sister Uesato!
- Yum: I appreciate the explanation, slipshod as it might be.
- Hin: She returned your Lohan statue, I see. But worry not.
- Hin: I'll comfort you, affectionately...
- Wak: Right... Eh? Affectionately?
- Hin: Now, let us go to the principal's room. I will give you a deep, thorough... ear cleaning. Heeheehee.
- Wak: Uh... Okay.
- Yum: Hey! She just took her away, are we truly okay with this?
- Anz: The principal aside, I am really worried about Wakaba-sama and Sonoko-san... Why at such a time?
- Kar: Were you watching too, Anzu-san? The Demon Lily Council elections are almost here, a scandal would be terrible.
- Anz: Yeah... All of them should advance by default if no new candidates appear, but if this blunder becomes public...
- Tam: People who wish to challenge their candidacy might appear! Ohohoho!
- Kar: S-Sister!? Ah, the scent of a scoop must've led you here...
- Yum: Eh? If she is your big sister, then she must be from the newspaper club... Could it be that you mean to write an article on Wakaba-sama's scandal!?
- Tam: The ever-passionate sisters bound by both a Lohan statue and blood had a fallout! This is tremendous news!
- Tam: Many aim for the position of Wakaba-sama's sister, and some are bound to try and worm their way into the Demon Lily Council using this opportunity.
- Anz: How could you...
- Tam: Anzu-san, your big sister is a third-year, and by default you would become one of the student council members. How do you feel about the fact?
- Anz: I have no intention of staying in the Demon Lily Council after my sister graduates...
- Shinju-sama watches over us - 4
- [Sanshuu Academy - Courtyard]
- Tam: You have no intention of running for candidacy... Is that true!? Does Great Gigantes know of this!?
- Anz: No... And I don't think my sister would say anything even if she knew...
- Aka: Then maybe I'll run for the position. Position of the new Great Gigantes.
- Yum: Wah! Who are you, all of a sudden!?
- Tam: Gos Akana, known also as Crab Belly... Akamine Yuuna-san, the songstress of the Sanshuu Academy!
- Yum: Crab Belly trying to become a Mullet... Crab, belly, mullet... I have no idea anymore. Haah.
- Aka: Aaah! Udon udon udon udon udon udon udon udon udon udon.
- Kar: What a beautiful voice! That was a wonderful opera!
- Aka: I was aiming to become Natsume-sama's little sister since before Anzu-san even enrolled, you know? Well... she turned me down, many times.
- Aka: But if I become the next Great Gigantes, we will be tied to each other even after she graduates... Heh heh heh.
- Aka: It's not a bad deal for you either, Anzu-san. I wouldn't mind becoming your new sister after Natsume-sama graduates.
- Anz: ...Allow me to decline. My one and only sister is Kohagura Natsume-sama.
- Sek: Well said! That was cool, Anzu-san. A resolute statement has a lot of power when it comes from a pretty girl.
- Aka: But I caught you stealing glances at Kusunoki Mebuki-san from the bayonet club, Anzu-san, you know that?
- Anz: Huh!?
- Aka: Your cheeks were flushed when you looked at Aya-san during worship, the same happened with Utano-san from the gardening club and the workout club president...
- Anz: Waaah! B-But still, my big sister is... The only one I've accepted a Lohan statue from is Natsume-sama!
- Yum: What happened to persuasive pretty girls...? Anzu-san was a surprisingly fickle woman, huh.
- Aka: Heh heh, see? So would you really object to me becoming your new sister? Want to touch my abs? Come on.
- Suz: Excuse my in-chirp-ruption. Allow me to poke my beak into this matter.
- Tam: Aah!? You're Kagajou Suzume-san from the gossip association!
- Sek: That's a nasty association.
- Suz: It's just as Akamine-san says. And besides, I have it on good authority that Natsume-sama had another person of interest aside from her little chirp-ster.
- Anz/Sek/Kar: Eh!?
- Yum: W-What could you mean!?
- Tou: If you want to know, become my little sister!
- Yum: Eek!? M-Mimori-sama!?
- Tou: This Lohan statue in exchange for the truth behind Great Gigantes! Come on, Yumiko, accept it!
- Yum: I told you I would not accept it, did I not!? I refuse means I refuse!
- Uta: Be quiet, would you!? Do not raise such a ruckus near the gardening club's fields! You're scaring the tomatoes!
- Aka: Agh... Here comes the gardening club president. Please excuse our behaviour, Shiratori Utano-san.
- Uta: All I've been hearing from you is endless rumour spinning... Gossiping about other people like that is unbecoming!
- Suz/Tam: S-Sorry...
- Uta: I will tell you about Great Gigantes. It happened when I was weeding the chapel...
- Yum: Are you going to tell us the story? Okay...
- Nat: Who cares about Shinju... Faith won't stop people from loneliness... As if gods even exist in this world... Hm?
- Its: O-Onee-chan, you're eating way too much! You'll get scolded for ordering udon to a chapel!
- Fuu: *slurp* What can I do? A maiden in her growth period is bound to get hungry easily.
- Nat: Oh... Ooh... Oooh...
- Fuu: Hm? Oh my... There was somebody here? Forgive me, I'll be done soon... *slurp*
- Nat: So you... are god!
- Uta: And so Great Gigantes had her heart stolen by another student and for the first time in her life kneeled, holding her head...
- Suz/Sek/Kar: Okay, no, that is simply way too weird!
- Shinju-sama watches over us - 5
- [Church]
- Uta: There, take a look. The two of them are yet again having a tryst in the chapel today, are they not?
- Nat/Fuu/Its: Heeheehee, hahaha!
- Yum: I am afraid there are three of them...
- Anz: D-Dear sister, you were doing this in secret from me... Ugh... How awful of you...
- Nat: Say, Fuu... Once we graduate, the three of us should live together... at the sea. The bounty of the sea will see us fulfilled.
- Fuu: That's... impossible. My dream is to become an udon chef in the future. For Itsuki's sake, too...
- Its: I-I don't really wish for that...
- Nat: Ah... Fuu, you have udon stuck to your cheek.
- Fuu: Ah, no!
- Nat: W-Why...
- Fuu: Because Shinju-sama watches over us...
- Its: Uh... I'm... watching too. You know, just wanted you to know...
- [Inner Garden]
- Sek: I can't believe it, we're getting the title drop here!?
- Kar: Is that really the problem? That it's watching!? And what are you even talking about!?
- Suz: The relationships at this academy are every bit as thoroughly... sweet as they are mysterious and chaotic.
- Suz: Have a gander, everyone, at Shizuku-san and SHIZUKU-san over there, the two sisters in one...
- Shi: Sister Shizuku, you are so... Teehee. So lovely... Teehee.
- SHI: Oh no, Shizuku, that would be you... Ohohoho. How adorable you are... Ohohoho.
- Tam: Look at the person from the cybernetics club over there. She's succeeded in creating the ideal little sister recently and is elated about the fact.
- Chi: Hohohohoho! Oh, how lovely you are. Come now, my sister. Yearn for me and obey me!
- Tak: *creak* Sister Chikage. I, Yuuna, am your... humble... sister... beep.
- Yum: Eeeeh... Do you not think those two are a bit too abnormal?
- Meb: Allow me to ask in return then: is there any problem with that?
- Aya: No matter how abnormal they might be, does it really matter as long as the two of them are happy?
- Mit: Precisely so. Had I not been there for sister Utano, she would've taken in some cutesy vegetable as her sister.
- Uta: N-No... I always say that you're the only one for me, Mito... An eggplant wouldn't do!
- Meb: And Aya is the only one for me... Promise you'll never return my Lohan statue, okay?
- Aya: Of course, sister Mebuki. I carry that statue with me day and night, never parting with it.
- Yum: Ah... I see. Now that I take a look, the bonds of sisterhood are precious and joyful indeed... Ah!
- Tou: Is that not so? Are you not jealous? You want a sister now, don't you, Yumiko?
- Yum: N-No, I absolutely don't!
- Tou: Grh! How stubborn. But so be it. Yumiko, right now you just need to attend practice for the play.
- Yum: Practice for the play? But I have no intention of becoming your sister, Mimori-sama...
- Tou: It won't do to cause others problems for personal reasons. Regardless of who takes the lead role, we both need practice.
- Yum: That is... Wait, why are your hands on my waist!? Unhand me, please!
- Tou: There's a ball scene in the play. Are you inexperienced with dance? Fine then, I'll teach you... One, two, three...
- Tou: Tell me if my grip is too tight. I have no intention of harming you, Yumiko.
- Yum: Okay...
- Yum: (What should I do? Mimori-sama is so kind. And so beautiful, too... What are these emotions?)
- Sek: My, look at Yumiko-san... She's not exactly displeased with this, is she? Heh heh heh.
- Kar: Yeah, this might just be a lucky brea-
- Anz: Waaaaah! Dear sister, you wuthering chaos!
- Nat: Waaah! What happened!? What's wrong!
- Anz: Dear sister, you are a cheater! Even though you've given me a Lohan statue!
- Aka: Natsume-sama! Make me your sister instead of Anzu-san! Give me your Lohan statue!
- Shinju-sama watches over us - 6
- [Several days later]
- [Demon Lily Council]
- Ren: Ah, how could this happen!? Mimori has run away! Search for her, all of you!
- Kir: The boys from the Tennokami Academy should be coming to meet us soon, too... Drat!
- Wak: Did she... hate it enough to run away? Surely she's not thinking of anything dangerous...
- Yum: Please stop this! Mimori-san would never. She even took practice seriously...
- SON: Yumiko-san, you're so serious. Could it be that you...
- Nat: Yumiko-chan, do you love Mimori?
- Yum: ...Yes. I love her, in all of her beauty, pride and stubbornness.
- Nat: Thank you. All of us treasure and love her deeply, too...
- Ren: Yes... So we want you to support her however you can... as her little sister.
- Yum: Yes... I shall play Juliet. For Mimori-sama... No, for my dear sister!
- [Courtyard]
- Tou: Haah, haah... Not funny. Why would I ever meet them when it hasn't even been decided yet... Eek!
- ???: Whoops, my bad. You fine there?
- Tou: !?
- Yum: There she is, everyone! Mimori-sama with some male I've never seen!
- Tou: A-A-A-A boy! Noooo!
- ???: The hell was that!? I'm not a boy! Don't lump me in with those pansies!
- Tou: Eh... I-I'm sorry! Then... are you a... female?
- Yuuzou: Don't be dumb. I am a MAN! The great boss of Tennokami, Yuuki Yuuzou!
- Tou: Y-You are? I am... Tougou Mimori from the Demon Lily Council...
- Yuuzou: Tougou... So you're Juliet, then? Nice to meetcha, I'm Romeo!
- Tou: Aaaah... I love him.
- Yum/Ren/Nat: Whaaaaaaaat!?
- Yuuzou: You can count on me for acting or whatever. Follow me, Tougou!
- Tou: Yes... If it's for you... If it's for you, I'll even become a man!
- Yum: N-No waaaay!
- Wak: What is... even going on?
- [Sonoko's room]
- Sum: Eeh... What's with this novel... This is a complete mess.
- Son: This school drama was explosively popular in the past. You don't like it?
- Gin: The question of liking it aside, is there even a school like that!?
- Sum: Of course there couldn't be one... It's just a bad joke. I hope so much that it's just a bad joke.
- Son: But I want to attend that school! I want to call someone my dear sister!
- Gin: Hmm... I guess it's kinda neat that upperclassmen and underclassmen are like sisters. Sounds fun.
- Sum: If you want sisters, then there are plenty of honourary Inubouzaki sisters. Isn't that good enough?
- Son: Mino-san is one of them, right?
- Gin: Ohoho, that I was!
- Son: And besides, everyone in the Hero Club is like a big family of sisters.
- Sum: And besides, it does watch over us already.
- Gin: Uh-huh. It sees this, sees that, sees everything about us!
- Son: The real Shinju-sama really does watch over us, around the clock!
- Gin/Sum/Son: Hahaha!
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