Chia Anon (Luna)

>You are Princess Luna, ruler of the night!
>And you are incredibly tired
>Tonight has been a very exhausting night to rule
>First off, night court took much longer than usual
>That is to say, a few ponies actually showed up and were begging for handouts
>Secondly, choosing tonight to help perform patrol was a terrible idea
>It is quite depressing how nothing happens on patrol, you should have learned from last time, and the time before that but sister was all "It might be different this time"
>Never again
>Lastly, much too many mares were having very... happy dreams
>A few here and there is alright, but the amount that would leave juices in the bed to clean when they woke was much too high
>Very uncharacteristic of the ponies if you say so yourself, but it is approaching that time of the year, so who knows
>So, you're no less than five hands away from reaching your comfy bed when
>*Knock knock knock*
>...
>How can someone disturb your personal quarters? They literally have to get past the guards
>Some pony is going to have nightmares for a week for disturbing you
>Opening the door reveals an absence of bodies to take your anger out on however
>The only thing in eyesight is a box, laying just in front of your door
>Strange
>At least a box can't bother you after you bring it inside
>And it won't ask for tea or complain when you drop it on your desk
>It is peculiar how some pony got a box past your guards though
>And, what might be in the box? It could be anything!
>What if some dastardly assassin has put something deadly in the box, and hopes you leave it unattended?
>What if inside the box is a prank of some kind, like a spring loaded pie?
>What if it's all a ruse and merely trying to get you to ask too many questions?
>Aargh!
>So much for it not bothering you
>Bringing the box into better view you look it over, finding nothing particularly strange about it
>Slowly, you tear open the top with your magic, making sure to point it away from yourself lest something devious spring out
>When the top is completely off you give it one final shake just in case, and then look inside
>It's another box!
>Only this one seems to be labelled
>The front reads 'Watch it grow: Anonymous' with a picture of an odd green biped on the front, near the bottom it reads 'Guaranteed to please' in big bold letters
>What?
>Inspection of the finer print on the back is in order
>'Thank you for trying our patented Anon-in-a-box. Here at Unnamed Inc. we pride ourselves on our ability to please any and all species. This Anonymous is sure to brighten your day. It's as easy as one, two, three! Please see full instructions for details.'
>That didn't help at all
>Oh well, at least it isn't an assassination attempt
>But maybe this will help brighten your 'day'
>Faust knows you could use some cheering up
>Opening the box, you find 2 simple items: a pamphlet and a small green ball
>Apparently the pamphlet is the instructions
>'Step 1: Place ball in an adequately sized tub of water. Step 2: Let ball sit. Step 3: ??????? Step 4: Enjoy.'
>'Warning: -' Oh screw the warnings, ever since you came back those have been filled with nothing but legal nonsense
>And how do they not know step three? It's their own product!
>Whatever, you wager your bathtub will suffice in space
>In short order, your royal bathing quarters are filled to the brim with water
>*Plop* goes the ball as you unceremoniously drop it into the water
>And now you wait
>...
>After a minute you only shake your head
>This is silly and you are wasting precious time you could be enjoying sleeping
>And so, you make your way back to bed
>With a soft *pomf* you land on the cushiony surface and let your self drift off to sleep...

>You are princess Luna, and you are dreaming
>Most ponies assume that you have control over your own dreams, but alas, you do not
>At least, not to the extent that they would assume you do
>Sure, you can alter other ponies dreams while in the dreamscape, but those dreams are not your own
>Within the confines of your own mind, you are almost just as helpless to your subconscious as the ponies you guard
>And your subconscious has chosen a wonderful place to relax
>Yes, laying back in the soft sand of a beach, hearing the soft sounds of waves crashing, feeling that divine tongue on your marehood, and basking in the nice warmth of the sun is an amazing way to relax yourself
>Of course you'd never actually tell your sister exactly how much you enjoyed her sun
>Especially not when you have several fingers deep in your snatch
>That would be incredibly embarrassing
>Oh yeah, right there
>That feels so good
>Maybe she secretly enjoys the night as much as you do her sun
>The thought of such a thing seems far fetched though
>Why yes, a ride does sound nice
>Odd, a train shaped like a capital D?
>Then again, maybe it isn't such a far fetched thought
>Oh lord that's hilting
>After all, surely the night is calmer for her than the day is
>Come to think of it, sister virtually disappears as soon as night falls unless it's a special occasion
>Yes, stroke the horn
>Deep breaths
>In
>And out
>What were you thinking about?
>Something about sister
>Hmm, this train appears to be taking on water
>Yeah, the wings too, unf
>Maybe you should remember this dream for later
>A train that can go across water would be astounding
>How the water stays only behind you is a mystery but one you can solve later
>This phallus will literally not stop
>Why is this train so exhausting?
>Just have to remember to take deep breaths
>In
>And out
>In
>And ouuuuuuuuuuuuugh
>Maybe you'll just take a rest here
>Ride the train for as long as possible
>That sounds like a nice idea...

>Groggily, you open your eyes in the darkness
>Strange, it shouldn't be night already
>Sister must have let you oversleep
>That whorse
>In any case, you try to pull yourself up out of bed
>Only to find your muscles are very weak
>Standing up requires some real effort on your part
>And why is your backside sticky?
>It's even on your hind hooves
>At least it will come off in the bath, but the sheets will require changing a few days earlier than expected
>With a thought your horn lights the candles on your bedside table
>A note?
>'Dear Luna' must be from sister, 'I'm glad you accepted my present. I'll say I was a little surprised when I came in to find out you were into THAT, but I guess I really shouldn't find it surprising. You should know I don't judge, but next time maybe leave me a warning so I don't barge in during something. Anyways, I'm just glad you were enjoying my gift, and since you were preoccupied I took the liberty of beginning the night without you. Love, Tia'
>...Into what?
>You weren't preoccupied, you were sleeping!
>Whatever, you will have words with her when the sun rises
>As you walk towards the bathroom though you hear a faint whistling coming from inside
>Slowly, you open the door and find a green being that reminds you of something taking a bath in your bathroom
>The creature takes notice of your entry into the room and simply smiles at you
"So, was it as good for you as it was for me?"