Unusuals and effects lazy wants:
(Sorted highest tier, to lowest)
Budget: Fifteen keys.
Notes: Must be clean, non duped, not recently owned by scammers.
Effects: Any effect EXCLUDING the following: Nuts and Bolts, Planets, Smoking, Aces High, Massed flies, Dead presidents and steaming.

Hats I'd want:

Old man frost
One-Man army
Siberian facehugger
Soviet gentleman
Tough guys touque
Tsarboosh
Furlined fighter

Any other cosmetic, I am NOT interested in.