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  1. You: bra size, bitch?
  2.  
  3. Stranger: well that's one way to start a conversation
  4.  
  5. You: i want to know this is going to be worth my time.
  6.  
  7. Stranger: oh, I see, but isn't that kinda hmmm, degrading
  8.  
  9. Stranger: so you want girls that are turned on by that?
  10.  
  11. Stranger: or just want the sex?
  12.  
  13. You: sex
  14.  
  15. You: 's what im here for
  16.  
  17. Stranger: hmmm, I assume you are a guy
  18.  
  19. You: i only fuck girls with big tits and small waist, though
  20.  
  21. Stranger: and since I am a girl, and wearing a bra too, haha
  22.  
  23. You: you happen to fit the bill?
  24.  
  25. Stranger: oh, hmmm, that could be a problem
  26.  
  27. You: oh?
  28.  
  29. Stranger: well
  30.  
  31. Stranger: I think
  32.  
  33. Stranger: the
  34.  
  35. Stranger: top part
  36.  
  37. Stranger: you would
  38.  
  39. Stranger: be quite
  40.  
  41. Stranger: happy
  42.  
  43. Stranger: with
  44.  
  45. Stranger: but
  46.  
  47. Stranger: well, I'm not like skinny skinny
  48.  
  49. You: meh, i can deal with that. ill give you a chance
  50.  
  51. Stranger: really, wow, that's quite kind of you
  52.  
  53. You: i can sense you joking, but im serious
  54.  
  55. You: we should fuck
  56.  
  57. You: how about you give me your number before i change my mind
  58.  
  59. Stranger: well I am kinda joking with you that's true
  60.  
  61. Stranger: before you change your mind, well... you are bold, confident, huh?
  62.  
  63. Stranger: last part, I"m not joking
  64.  
  65. You: you bet. i have reason to be
  66.  
  67. Stranger: why is that
  68.  
  69. Stranger: and don't please, don't say cock size
  70.  
  71. Stranger: girls really don't care,
  72.  
  73. Stranger: well girls that matter that is
  74.  
  75. You: i know what the bitches want. not just size. i know what im doing.
  76.  
  77. Stranger: oh!
  78.  
  79. You: and girls really want a guy to take control
  80.  
  81. You: learned that a while ago
  82.  
  83. Stranger: well, kinda
  84.  
  85. Stranger: hmm, how old are you?
  86.  
  87. You: so, im taking control here.
  88.  
  89. You: 20
  90.  
  91. Stranger: hmmm, well I am older than you
  92.  
  93. Stranger: maybe too old
  94.  
  95. You: really? as long as you're hot, im okay with that.
  96.  
  97. You: you're hot, im hot, we should fuck, simple as. age is a number
  98.  
  99. Stranger: hmm, hot? I'd say I've been called beautiful, but not hot
  100.  
  101. Stranger: age is a number
  102.  
  103. Stranger: so how do we f*** on here... oh, yah, I don't swear...haha
  104.  
  105. You: you don't think you do. when im inside you you'll be screaming expletives, trust me
  106.  
  107. You: how about you give me your number, and i call you?
  108.  
  109. Stranger: oh, you think so, do you...
  110.  
  111. Stranger: you mean call, call me
  112.  
  113. Stranger: where are you from?
  114.  
  115. Stranger: could be long distance?
  116.  
  117. You: i should ask you that first. i travel a lot.
  118.  
  119. Stranger: you do, for your job?
  120.  
  121. Stranger: or you are wealthy, meet girls here, go do them?
  122.  
  123. Stranger: I'm usa by the way
  124.  
  125. You: yeah, i have a job that allows me to travel. pays well too, so i can go where i want.
  126.  
  127. You: ah, lucky, me too. so we won't have to wait
  128.  
  129. You: New york. You?
  130.  
  131. Stranger: michigan
  132.  
  133. Stranger: what do you do, may I ask?
  134.  
  135. You: getting pretty personal right now, don't you think? im not the kind to get attached unless i know im getting what i want
  136.  
  137. Stranger: oh now, a job isn't personal
  138.  
  139. Stranger: not that personal, but if you'd rather not answer, I'm okay with that
  140.  
  141. Stranger: I mean you did come here to rock my world and here I am
  142.  
  143. Stranger: it's just the way I am, sorry
  144.  
  145. Stranger: oh, well maybe this is good for you, you know shake up your cockiness :)
  146.  
  147. You: rock your world isn't the half of it. but im glad you at least have some idea of what's coming to you
  148.  
  149. Stranger: oh really, well hopefully you aren't one of those, too hot and heavy too quickly, just want to slam me against the wall kind of guys
  150.  
  151. You: too quickly, definitely not. that other stuff is subjective. depends what i feel like doing with you at the time
  152.  
  153. Stranger: oh, well I'm glad I don't have to worry, sounds like I'll just be putty in your hands
  154.  
  155. Stranger: kinda like, just show up and take it off for you, and be your puppet??
  156.  
  157. Stranger: no, you'd want more than that, you want someone to hmm
  158.  
  159. Stranger: how do I say it, be more than that
  160.  
  161. Stranger: but you want control :)
  162.  
  163. You: i want to make you scream, thats what i want. i dont care how i do it.
  164.  
  165. Stranger: oh, well, you could put a spider in front of me and you would have succeeded, not quite as much fun
  166.  
  167. You: you know what i mean
  168.  
  169. You: i want you to scream my name
  170.  
  171. Stranger: ah, isn't that personal..
  172.  
  173. Stranger: you want to make me enjoy having you in me so much I can't resist you and want more, more, and more
  174.  
  175. Stranger: so I will scream for more, because you are so good, right?
  176.  
  177. You: you will scream for more. you will beg me.
  178.  
  179. Stranger: wow, never done that before
  180.  
  181. You: you've never been fucked by me before
  182.  
  183. Stranger: that's true
  184.  
  185. Stranger: but hmmm, how is talking to me going to make me do that? it's not like you'll really be in me
  186.  
  187. You: didn't i already tell you to give me your number? how exactly do you think this is going to happen? i call, we meet, we fuck, if you do well, we meet up again.
  188.  
  189. Stranger: okay, wait
  190.  
  191. Stranger: so you call me
  192.  
  193. Stranger: and how are we going to meet?
  194.  
  195. You: i move around a lot. im a free man. i find you.
  196.  
  197. Stranger: oh, you'd come to me huh? nice
  198.  
  199. Stranger: my own little sex toy, or am I yours
  200.  
  201. You: dont start feeling too special now, until further notice, you're just a sex toy for me. maybe if i enjoy you that much, it turns into more.
  202.  
  203. Stranger: oh, trust me, I don't
  204.  
  205. Stranger: I know I'm like on the edge with you
  206.  
  207. Stranger: I know I'm not a sure thing... that's okay
  208.  
  209. Stranger: hmm, so sex, then relationship
  210.  
  211. You: thats the deal. no promises. you want to scream in pleasure, i want to dominate you, maybe its more later.
  212.  
  213. Stranger: haha, sounds quite intriging
  214.  
  215. Stranger: oops, I spelled that wrong,
  216.  
  217. Stranger: not that you may care, but I kinda do
  218.  
  219. You: i suppose i dont. i get that a lot, it gets old.
  220.  
  221. Stranger: oh, I bet
  222.  
  223. Stranger: but remember you are dealing with women
  224.  
  225. Stranger: we don't exactly tick like you guys
  226.  
  227. Stranger: though you like our equipment
  228.  
  229. You: i know how to deal with women. you dont need to lecture me.
  230.  
  231. Stranger: and well we like yours
  232.  
  233. Stranger: haha,
  234.  
  235. Stranger: wow, so sorry, fine dominate me
  236.  
  237. You: what, from here? you've got to be kidding. i don't work that way. i don't even have long, im a busy man
  238.  
  239. You: i want your number
  240.  
  241. You: give it me, and we sort the rest out later
  242.  
  243. Stranger: of course I don't want you to do me here, silly boy
  244.  
  245. You: hey, theres some weird people on here. i prefer things up close and personal.
  246.  
  247. Stranger: some weird people... sometimes I think I'm the only normal one
  248.  
  249. Stranger: well, actually it's my first time on here since like Jan
  250.  
  251. Stranger: okay, so are you even cute
  252.  
  253. Stranger: you may not be my type you know
  254.  
  255. Stranger: I mean I can't scream your name, or even let you close if, well you aren't my type
  256.  
  257. You: you're worrying about type now? you're making this harder than it should be. i just want to meet you and fuck. even if somehow i wasnt your type, i know what im doing enough to make you change your mine.
  258.  
  259. Stranger: oh, fine, wow, I may be too much for you, huh?
  260.  
  261. Stranger: or we don't care... let's just me and do it, huh
  262.  
  263. Stranger: haha, meet I meant
  264.  
  265. You: trust me, you are not too much for me. worry about yourself. you better put on a damn fine performance if you want more than one great fuck from me.
  266.  
  267. Stranger: me, I'm not worried about me
  268.  
  269. You: just make sure you bring your a game.
  270.  
  271. Stranger: so we supposed to meet somewhere? or you coming to me?
  272.  
  273. You: how should i know, you still haven't given me your number. standard procedure is we meet up where you are, since i move around a lot.
  274.  
  275. Stranger: ah, that's right
  276.  
  277. Stranger: I haven't yet, have I
  278.  
  279. Stranger: and you do move around a lot
  280.  
  281. You: no you haven't. im starting to lose my patience here.
  282.  
  283. Stranger: I know, sorry, don't mean to do that to you
  284.  
  285. Stranger: just need to know if you are worthy of it
  286.  
  287. Stranger: I'm not that loose of a girl, sorry
  288.  
  289. You: what, you've been testing me? and here i thought this would be easy. listen. i want to fuck you. i know you want to fuck me. what's the problem?
  290.  
  291. Stranger: well, meeting could be uhm, this is the internet?
  292.  
  293. Stranger: I have to be careful
  294.  
  295. You: what, you think some kind of crazy fuck would find people through here? That's a pretty inefficient way to find victims.
  296.  
  297. Stranger: haha, well, you never know... I've never done this before
  298.  
  299. You: not surprised, but its a great way to get a good time. trust me, i know. given the nature of the site it's easy to find bitches all over the world, and set them up just right for me.
  300.  
  301. Stranger: yah, but I"m not a bitch
  302.  
  303. You: Until further notice you're a bitch. sorry if you dont like that, but thats the way it is. until i know i want more than a straight fuck from you, you're a bitch. my bitch.
  304.  
  305. Stranger: oh, so I'm yours now.. and you think I'm testing your patience... I see
  306.  
  307. You: what? you thought otherwise? what part of this conversation led you to believe anyone but me is in control?
  308.  
  309. Stranger: oh, haha, yah... what was I thinking... yeesh
  310.  
  311. Stranger: should I call you master?
  312.  
  313. You: i wouldnt object to it, if it makes you feel better. look, im a pretty great catch. im confident, im hot, im young, and i know exactly how to make a woman beg for me. you shouldn't be trying to question me here, you're getting damn lucky.
  314.  
  315. Stranger: haha, okay
  316.  
  317. You: So? you happy now? you going to give me your number or do i have to justify myself more? honestly you should have been sold from the start. i dont usually bother jumping through this many hoops just to get laid.
  318.  
  319. Stranger: I was happy before... well how would you justify yourself more
  320.  
  321. Stranger: I do think you've made your intentions very clear, and you've been very upfront and honest
  322.  
  323. Stranger: I like that
  324.  
  325. You: as you should. as all women do. no point tiptoeing around. i want to fuck you. i think i made that clear from the start. so you sold or what?
  326.  
  327. Stranger: haha... yes, I'm sold, come find me and f*** me til I scream
  328.  
  329. Stranger: I guess I just was finding it hard to believe you'd come here to do that...
  330.  
  331. Stranger: I mean, there are girls in NY to f***, right?
  332.  
  333. You: sure there are. but i like to sample around. the world has a lot to offer.
  334.  
  335. Stranger: it does, so how do I know you are disease free? safe? tell me how it will work
  336.  
  337. You: i am, but i guess you don't know for sure. but then, i can say the same about you. i use condoms, im not fucking stupid.
  338.  
  339. You: everyone's safe, everyone's satisfied.
  340.  
  341. Stranger: I figured that
  342.  
  343. Stranger: uhm, well you may not want me... I am a
  344.  
  345. Stranger: hmmm, shall I let you guess
  346.  
  347. You: yeah, that's a great idea. i definitely am not running out of patience already. a guessing game is a great idea.
  348.  
  349. Stranger: haha... I sense sarcasm
  350.  
  351. Stranger: cmon' a. I'm worth it
  352.  
  353. Stranger: b. you'd just be going after someone else
  354.  
  355. Stranger: so c. it's not a waste of your time...
  356.  
  357. Stranger: d. can you tell I'm a teacher :)
  358.  
  359. You: what are you trying to do here? teasing and flirting is what you do before you agree to fuck. pointless formality.
  360.  
  361. You: what, a teacher? that's the thing i was supposed to guess?
  362.  
  363. Stranger: wait, what? what is your point
  364.  
  365. Stranger: oh, so teasing and flirting comes when we meet, we do that and see if you want to do me, I see
  366.  
  367. You: no, theres no need for teasing and flirting. i already want to fuck you. teasing and flirting is for chumps who cant just come out and say what they want.
  368.  
  369. Stranger: oh I see, wow you are upfront
  370.  
  371. Stranger: well, I am a virgin, maybe you should know that
  372.  
  373. You: oh, really? now that i wouldn't have guessed. how old are you exactly?
  374.  
  375. Stranger: haha, didn't think you would have
  376.  
  377. You: im okay with it. ill make sure you remember your first. im just surprised.
  378.  
  379. Stranger: I surprised you, well... I'm also twice your age... yes, a girl who has waited, and at my age... and yes, I'm cute, even called beautiful
  380.  
  381. You: So, what, you're 40?
  382.  
  383. Stranger: well, you can add, that's a plus
  384.  
  385. Stranger: I am
  386.  
  387. Stranger: however
  388.  
  389. Stranger: I am always told I look in my 30's
  390.  
  391. You: whatever, im fine with that, a fuck's a fuck. how exactly did you get this far not getting laid once? as far as i can tell you're gagging for it.
  392.  
  393. Stranger: haha, I probably am
  394.  
  395. You: so? how'd that happen?
  396.  
  397. Stranger: well, one relationship I almost did.. otherwise was pretty much a "good" girl
  398.  
  399. You: but seriously? 40? how? are you religious or something?
  400.  
  401. Stranger: haha, religious... no
  402.  
  403. Stranger: do I want to have sex, absolutely
  404.  
  405. Stranger: but always was saving it for marriage
  406.  
  407. Stranger: yah, call me old fashioned, or a christian
  408.  
  409. You: so, what, you changed your mind suddenly? i know im fucking charming but that might be a new high
  410.  
  411. Stranger: what?
  412.  
  413. Stranger: changed my mind? no
  414.  
  415. Stranger: what would be a new high?
  416.  
  417. You: changing a commited "not until marriage" girl's mind based on a half an hour conversation. or better, in five minutes, since i know you wanted me since then.
  418.  
  419. Stranger: oh, wow, haha, okay you tell yourself that
  420.  
  421. Stranger: if that helps you sleep at night...
  422.  
  423. You: so what changed your mind?
  424.  
  425. Stranger: nothing, I didn't change my mind
  426.  
  427. You: so what, you're still not having sex until marriage?
  428.  
  429. Stranger: I find you interesting
  430.  
  431. You: yeah, we've been through this. listen, if i find you, are we going to fuck or not? im not going through all this just so you can tell me you want to take it slow.
  432.  
  433. Stranger: well, I can't guarantee that now can I? you may not want me, or vice versa
  434.  
  435. You: look, thats just not gonna fly. i want to fuck you, definitely. i know you want to fuck me. when i show up, thats what i expect. if you decide im not your type, then fine, whatever. but if you're expecting me to go to you knowing you might tell me you're not ready for sex, im not going to be happy
  436.  
  437. Stranger: oh, well I guess I better say come do me then
  438.  
  439. Stranger: I mean that's exciting, huh?
  440.  
  441. You: damn right it is. so, in your own words, a beautiful 40 year old virgin, desperate for a guy to make her scream. i can live with that. like i said though, bring your a game. i'll allow you a little slack for being a virgin, but you still need to satisfy me if you want more.
  442.  
  443. Stranger: slack? as in?
  444.  
  445. Stranger: oh, guess I'll need to do whatever you want, huh
  446.  
  447. You: as in, im not expecting to know what you're doing. thats fine. i can teach you.
  448.  
  449. You: but listen to me here
  450.  
  451. You: when we meet, your body belongs to me
  452.  
  453. You: i fuck you senseless. i won't hurt you, unless you like it, and most do.
  454.  
  455. You: but im in charge.
  456.  
  457. Stranger: oh, well that's kind of sexy, yah, don't hurt me
  458.  
  459. Stranger: so I do what you say, hmmm, anything you want to me?
  460.  
  461. You: whatever i feel like. when we're alone together, you belong to me. you remember that, and i guarantee you enjoy it. i treat my toys well. and you do especially well, maybe we do it again.
  462.  
  463. Stranger: when you swing through town, huh?
  464.  
  465. Stranger: is this a one night thing, so we go as much as we can in one night
  466.  
  467. Stranger: or a weekend? what? haha
  468.  
  469. You: depends how busy i am. might be an hour. i try to set aside time for it though. most likely a night, at least.
  470.  
  471. Stranger: can I ask a question?
  472.  
  473. Stranger: can I say anything is off limits? and how many girls have you met this way?
  474.  
  475. You: hey, i told you i wont hurt you, unless you like it. that's not my thing. you just let me do what i want with you. if you really don't like something, i stop.
  476.  
  477. Stranger: aw, that's sweet
  478.  
  479. Stranger: nice to know you can rock my world and not hurt me, cuz that wouldn't be fun
  480.  
  481. Stranger: so? how many girls you get this way?
  482.  
  483. You: omegle is a relatively new technique for me, but it's been great so far as a way to guarantee i enjoy myself abroad. i think probably 6 so far though here, all in different places.
  484.  
  485. Stranger: no way, really, girls who gave you their number and met you. any repeat ventures?
  486.  
  487. You: none so far. not that that would be easy, considering my job, but nothing really worth considering more so far. maybe an older woman is just what i need. i guess it's worth trying.
  488.  
  489. Stranger: haha, maybe.. so at 20 to be able to travel, must be a good job
  490.  
  491. Stranger: so 6 girls you've done, but no repeats? that's kind of dissapointing wasn't it
  492.  
  493. You: 6 through omegle.
  494.  
  495. You: fuck if i know the total.
  496.  
  497. You: the grand total, i mean.
  498.  
  499. Stranger: ah, did they all scream?
  500.  
  501. Stranger: I should be different then
  502.  
  503. Stranger: oh, and wait, uhm, do you smoke? drugs?
  504.  
  505. You: No. not cigarettes either.
  506.  
  507. Stranger: that's good, me niether
  508.  
  509. You: And yes, they all screamed. Even a deaf mute once. That was interesting.
  510.  
  511. Stranger: wow, really, well they can make sounds
  512.  
  513. Stranger: I'm not much of a screamer, I'll hate to disappoint
  514.  
  515. You: yes. yes they can, i know from experience. i don't know what she was trying to say, but she was definitely enjoying herself.
  516.  
  517. You: you don't know that, you're a virgin.
  518.  
  519. Stranger: ah, good point, and true, but hmmm
  520.  
  521. Stranger: what if I'm not
  522.  
  523. You: well, it's not a requirement. but in my experience, every bitch is a screamer if you know what to do with them.
  524.  
  525. Stranger: hmm, you really think of me as a bith
  526.  
  527. Stranger: haha
  528.  
  529. Stranger: bitch that is
  530.  
  531. You: yep. thats just the way it is. i have no reason to respect women, i find if you push the right buttons you can make them do whatever you want. i hope one day to find someone who proves me wrong.
  532.  
  533. Stranger: wow, okay speechless for a moment
  534.  
  535. You: hey, im not a mysogynist. it's just that i find women easy to manipulate. i want to find someone who i can't predict, i really do.
  536.  
  537. Stranger: okay
  538.  
  539. Stranger: and it sounds like your good at it too
  540.  
  541. You: sorry if that offends you, but this is just my experience so far.
  542.  
  543. You: i am. very
  544.  
  545. Stranger: no it doesn't offend me, I find it facsinating
  546.  
  547. Stranger: but I can't believe that every women who you've talked to here you've manipulated
  548.  
  549. Stranger: I mean the ones like me, who give you the time
  550.  
  551. You: hey, usually i wouldn't have waited this long. im still not sure why i am, i guess the opportunity to de-flower a 40 year old virgin doesn't come up every day, even for me. until further notice, you're a bitch, and my fucktoy. maybe you can convince me otherwise. but right now, im here for one thing, and that's to fuck you.
  552.  
  553. Stranger: haha, yah, good luck with that
  554.  
  555. You: what? you've changed your mind now?
  556.  
  557. Stranger: no, I haven't changed my mind, you don't know why you are putting up with me, huh?
  558.  
  559. Stranger: it's usually easier than this for you?
  560.  
  561. You: damn straight it is. didnt i tell you im not a patient man? honestly its usually 15 minutes, tops. but then, usually i have a number by then and this shit goes quicker over the phone. I would have given up on you by now. but i just like fucking virgins. there's something special about knowing she'll remember me as her first forever. not that girls dont always remember me, but it has a certain something.
  562.  
  563. Stranger: maybe because i know I'm not a bitch? ever think of that?
  564.  
  565. Stranger: oh, I see you aren't patient, a little arrogant, cocky, confident,
  566.  
  567. You: hey, i know what im worth. i deserve to be cocky. and i have reason to be confident, the trail of bitches behind me can attest to that. i want to add you to the list. you want a great fuck. if you think you can offer me more than a fuck, you're welcome to try. but until then, you're a bitch. that's just the way it is.
  568.  
  569. Stranger: yah, but isn't that kind of sad
  570.  
  571. Stranger: I mean
  572.  
  573. Stranger: what you are worth? you think you are worth a one night stand that means what? so all the girls you did are then bitches? wow, who hurt you?
  574.  
  575. You: nobody hurt me. i just have a lot of experience, and it all correlates. look, dont try to analyse me. this has gone on long enough already. i want to fuck. you want to fuck. this is a great set up for both of us, why think more of it?
  576.  
  577. Stranger: hey, I'm an information girl... oops, bitch to you,
  578.  
  579. Stranger: 20 and lots of experience?
  580.  
  581. Stranger: I'm not trying to analyze me, well maybe figure you out a l ittle
  582.  
  583. Stranger: yes, you have given me a lot of your time, more than you may later say I didn't deserve (though I beg to differ)
  584.  
  585. You: i get around, and i know exactly how to make a bitch putty in my hands. its not hard for me to get experience.
  586.  
  587. Stranger: I don't know if you could make me putty to be honest
  588.  
  589. You: through text alone ive convinced you give me your virginity, to make you my fucktoy, and to admit that you're just another bitch, until you can prove otherwise. in person, you have no idea what i can do to you.
  590.  
  591. Stranger: oh, you have have you? I never admitted I was another bitch, or your toy, toys are played with more than once, and hmmm,
  592.  
  593. Stranger: wow you are cocky!
  594.  
  595. You: think what you will, but ive been reading carefully. im an observant man. i know you want me to take control of you, to completely own your body and allow me to pleasure myself how i will with you.
  596.  
  597. Stranger: hmmm, you do, do you? you read that?
  598.  
  599. You: what, you're telling me you don't?
  600.  
  601. Stranger: what if you are wrong?
  602.  
  603. You: im not wrong.
  604.  
  605. Stranger: no? a girl who has waited until marriage is so captivated by you that she's going to just let it go?
  606.  
  607. You: i guess we'll find out right now.
  608.  
  609. You: i have to go
  610.  
  611. Stranger: where you going?
  612.  
  613. You: ive spent too long here, this shouldn't even have take 20 minutes
  614.  
  615. Stranger: aw, and leave me?
  616.  
  617. You: im a busy man
  618.  
  619. Stranger: I know
  620.  
  621. Stranger: you keep telling me
  622.  
  623. You: so, here's your choice. you give me your number, and somewhere down the line we fuck, or not, and you wonder forever just what might have happened.
  624.  
  625. Stranger: or you wonder? that's a possibility too
  626.  
  627. Stranger: right?
  628.  
  629. Stranger: cmon? you like a challenge, I was one
  630.  
  631. You: listen, youre trying to mess with me too much here. i want to fuck a virgin, i want to fuck an older woman, you happen to have the two, but you're not exactly the only offer i have right now. do you want to fuck, or not?
  632.  
  633. Stranger: no, I'm not
  634.  
  635. Stranger: I'm not trying to mess with you
  636.  
  637. Stranger: the only offer?
  638.  
  639. Stranger: oh, so where do I stack up, if I say yes
  640.  
  641. You: what do you mean where do you stack up? have i not been clear enough? i get your number, as soon as im close by, i tell you, and we fuck. theres no rating system here, your just another fuck. if you want to try to prove youre more than that, youre welcome to try, but whatever happens, i guarantee you the night of your life.
  642.  
  643. Stranger: haha, I know, you've said that
  644.  
  645. Stranger: okay, so it's not a right away thing
  646.  
  647. Stranger: it's a give me your number when I'm in the area thing
  648.  
  649. Stranger: so I wait
  650.  
  651. You: probably soon. nothing is certain, though.
  652.  
  653. You: that's the plan. i might call you before hand to make sure i know exactly where you are.
  654.  
  655. You: most likely you'll hear from me soon, at any rate.
  656.  
  657. Stranger: ah, you get to the midwest a lot
  658.  
  659. Stranger: so if I give you my number, after all this, you still might not call me?
  660.  
  661. You: why wouldn't i? if i get hit by a bus, then no, i won't call you. but otherwise, im certainly going to pass by sooner or later, and ill remember you.
  662.  
  663. Stranger: okay, so I give you my number
  664.  
  665. Stranger: uhm... name?
  666.  
  667. Stranger: or you just call and say, remember me, I want to have relations with you
  668.  
  669. Stranger: remember me
  670.  
  671. You: look, i have to go right now. either you give me your number right this second, or i go
  672.  
  673. Stranger: and I say, oh, which one are you again? haha
  674.  
  675. Stranger: wow, bossy
  676.  
  677. You: hey, im busy, i told you
  678.  
  679. You: i dont have time
  680.  
  681. You: just this once, im not even being bossy, im serious, i legitimately have to go, now.
  682.  
  683. You: number or no number, make your choice.
  684.  
  685. Stranger: okay, fine
  686.  
  687. Stranger: 231-460-3546 you better be worth it
  688.  
  689. You: oh i will be. you'd better be worth all this trouble.
  690.  
  691. You: you can hope to hear from me soon.
  692.  
  693. Stranger: haha, me? I will be
  694.  
  695. Stranger: K
  696.  
  697. You have disconnected.
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