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  1. From your wristpad: Khloe pages, 'I had a contract, really want to be a dick, and I'll follow you around for kills.
  2.  
  3. Khloe arrives from the north.
  4. A hairy crackhead arrives from the east.
  5. The hairy crackhead [to the retarded crackhead]: Holdin' any crank?
  6. The hairy crackhead [to SpacePope]: I just need one more hit of crank, then I'm DONE.
  7. [S/r][ 48%] SpacePope's vicious military fork thrust goes wide.
  8. The retarded crackhead [to the hairy crackhead]: I don't think so.
  9. [r/S][ 76%] the retarded crackhead's spiked board flails empty air.
  10. [S/r][ 48%] SpacePope's vicious military fork thrust goes wide.
  11. Khloe clumsily swings her antenna whip at the retarded crackhead.
  12. [ You earned 1 IP in spears! ]
  13. [ Your raw spears skill is now 1.82! ]
  14. [S#'r][ 24%] SpacePope drives his military fork solidly into the retarded crackhead's back.
  15. [rxS][ 76%] SpacePope knocks aside the retarded crackhead's spiked board!
  16. [K/r][ 24%] the retarded crackhead barely escapes a lashing from Khloe's antenna whip.
  17. The hairy crackhead heads south.
  18. A spray of the retarded crackhead's blood hits you!
  19. [S# r][ 4%] The retarded crackhead screams; SpacePope drives his military fork solidly into his abdomen.
  20. Blood pulses weakly from the retarded crackhead's wounds.
  21. The retarded crackhead drops to his knees in front of SpacePope and begs mercy. "Don't kill me! Look...I'll give you $250, it's all I have!"
  22.  
  23.  
  24. Khloe arrives from the north.
  25. A hairy crackhead arrives from the east.
  26. The hairy crackhead [to the retarded crackhead]: Holdin' any crank?
  27. The hairy crackhead [to SpacePope]: I just need one more hit of crank, then I'm DONE.
  28. [S/r][ 48%] SpacePope's vicious military fork thrust goes wide.
  29. The retarded crackhead [to the hairy crackhead]: I don't think so.
  30. [r/S][ 76%] the retarded crackhead's spiked board flails empty air.
  31. [S/r][ 48%] SpacePope's vicious military fork thrust goes wide.
  32. Khloe clumsily swings her antenna whip at the retarded crackhead.
  33. [ You earned 1 IP in spears! ]
  34. [ Your raw spears skill is now 1.82! ]
  35. [S#'r][ 24%] SpacePope drives his military fork solidly into the retarded crackhead's back.
  36. [rxS][ 76%] SpacePope knocks aside the retarded crackhead's spiked board!
  37. [K/r][ 24%] the retarded crackhead barely escapes a lashing from Khloe's antenna whip.
  38. The hairy crackhead heads south.
  39. A spray of the retarded crackhead's blood hits you!
  40. [S# r][ 4%] The retarded crackhead screams; SpacePope drives his military fork solidly into his abdomen.
  41. Blood pulses weakly from the retarded crackhead's wounds.
  42. The retarded crackhead drops to his knees in front of SpacePope and begs mercy. "Don't kill me! Look...I'll give you $250, it's all I have!"
  43.  
  44. You rush the average crackhead in a berserker attack!
  45. The average crackhead exclaims, "Fuck you!"
  46. The average crackhead attacks you!
  47. SpacePope lines up his military fork for a stab at the average crackhead.
  48. The average crackhead brings his spiked board up and around at SpacePope in a hard swing.
  49. [ You earned 1 IP in spears! ]
  50. [ Your raw spears skill is now 1.86! ]
  51. [S##'a][ 60%] SpacePope's military fork slides deep into the average crackhead's leg.
  52. Khloe flicks her antenna whip at the average crackhead, nearly hitting his back.
  53. [S/a][ 60%] SpacePope misses the average crackhead with his military fork.
  54. [a/S][ 66%] the average crackhead's spiked board misses by mere inches.
  55. Khloe rears back and winds up for a power antenna whip attack.
  56. I don't understand that ("crack" is an ambiguous name).
  57. [S/a][ 60%] SpacePope's vicious military fork thrust goes wide.
  58. [avS][ 66%] The average crackhead's spiked board bounces off SpacePope's leather jacket.
  59. [K###a][ 0%] Khloe's antenna whip scores a painful line across the average crackhead's leg.
  60. The average crackhead says, "Not again."
  61. [ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
  62. The average crackhead crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  63.  
  64. [S# h][ 60%] SpacePope drives his military fork solidly into the hairy crackhead's abdomen.
  65. Blood trickles from the hairy crackhead's abdomen.
  66. Blood pulses weakly from the hairy crackhead's wounds.
  67. [S/h][ 56%] SpacePope's vicious military fork thrust goes wide.
  68. Khloe arrives from the north.
  69. [S/h][ 56%] SpacePope's vicious military fork thrust goes wide.
  70. You're feeling more faded.
  71. [h/S][ 50%] the hairy crackhead stumbles through an aborted swing.
  72. Khloe clumsily swings her antenna whip at the hairy crackhead.
  73. [S/h][ 56%] SpacePope's vicious military fork thrust goes wide.
  74. [ You earned 1 IP in spears! ]
  75. [ Your raw spears skill is now 1.89! ]
  76. [S/h][ 56%] SpacePope misses the hairy crackhead with his military fork.
  77. [K/h][ 56%] the hairy crackhead barely escapes a lashing from Khloe's antenna whip.
  78. [hvS][ 50%] The hairy crackhead's spiked board bounces off SpacePope's chudskin pants.
  79. [S/h][ 56%] SpacePope misses the hairy crackhead with his military fork.
  80. [KXh][ 56%] The hairy crackhead's spiked board stops Khloe's antenna whip in mid-swing.
  81. You text 'tell Khloe to fuck off with taking my kills please' to Medina on your wristpad.
  82.  
  83. From your wristpad: Khloe pages, 'could've just messeged me .'
  84. Khloe heads north.
  85. The huge filthy crackbaby [to SpacePope]: BLbhlhawaahh!
  86. You text 'I told you to fuck off and you didn't' to Khloe on your wristpad.
  87.  
  88. From your wristpad: Khloe pages, 'I didn't see your messege, no need to be an ass.'
  89.  
  90. You text 'don't take someone else's kills/grinds' to Khloe on your wristpad.
  91.  
  92. From your wristpad: Khloe pages, 'I had a contract, really want to be a dick, and I'll follow you around for kills.'
  93.  
  94. You text 'most corps have eugenic contracts for low level grinding, and if you really want to do that, square the fuck up' to Khloe on your wristpad.
  95.  
  96. From your wristpad: Khloe pages, 'wow, wanting to fight someone in a game, little salty huh?'
  97. From your wristpad: Khloe pages, 'Truly sad.'
  98.  
  99. You text 'From your wristpad: Khloe pages, 'I had a contract, really want to be a dick, and I'll follow you around for kills.' to Medina on your wristpad.
  100. 90Jim heads southeast down the street.
  101. You text 'Is that reason enough for you for me to fuck her up if she does it again?' to Medina on your wristpad.
  102.  
  103. From your wristpad: Medina pages, 'I'm not a corpleader/manager/shit. I'm not the one to ask, But think about what may happen if you do? You'll challenge our corp. Not to bad right, Except anything your corp has corpsych'd can be broken into. Slightly worse, And with how much i try to break into boats/planes i may break into a chill plane because of you. '
  104. You text 'I think Hopper and Cynder would have a problem with that, we're sister corps after all' to Medina on your wristpad.
  105. From your wristpad: Medina pages, 'And they wouldnt have a problem with you killing our people?'
  106. You text 'I don't think they would if they're doing shit like taking kills and grinds' to Medina on your wristpad.
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