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Sunny Peak
- Tutorial bullshit
- Go to Sunny Peak and walk up, Bijou cutscene, then get Heyhoo
- Talk to Oxnard learn Bluhoo
- Walk right, step on the handkerchief to piss off the guy and learn Gogo
- Walk right, go all the way down down the vines and left, and say Lookie to the guy to get Pakapaka
- Jump in the boat and use Pakapaka, float down the river
- Talk to the random guy and say yes get Putput
- Head left, say Heyhoo to Seamore and get Offdoff
- Offdoff the battery and Putput it in the boat
- Save Bijou and learn Mega-Q
- Head back and Tack-Q one of the arguing brothers to get Hamlift
- Get back in the boat and go all the way right, up the vines, and use Hamlift to talk Pepper
- Once she's down say Bluhoo and learn Oopsie
- Head back to Oxnard and Pepper to learn Gossip-P, then walk down to activate the Spat cutscene to learn Smoochie
- Harmony cutscene at the clubhouse
- Return to Sunny Peak, head up two screens, and talk to the lone hamster
- Head down to the boat and go all the way to the right
- Once off the boat go left and talk to the hamster, then go back to the clubhouse and get the potty seat from Seamore in the photo studio
- Give the seat to hamster, follow him up to the cave entrance to learn Sesam-E
- Enter the cave and head through the doorway, then left, and then up
- Go right and buy Bananas to give to the monkey
- Head back a screen and slip on the banana peel to cheer up ham
- Go left, down, left, up, and up to reach the brothers' room and reunite them and learn Hamigos
- Once leaving the room, head down and left, then Digdig in the patch to get 10 Sunflower Seeds
- Buy the oil can from the sales hamster
- Go back to where you bought the bananas, go up the rope by the bridge and use Hamigos on Spat until he falls off the bridge
- Pakapaka to save the ham and learn Liber-T, watch the brothers cutscene to learn lovedove
- Head down and digdig back to the clubhouse, split once leaving here

Sandy Bay
- Seamore cutscene at the clubhouse, Hamha to Boss to unlock Sandy Bay
- Head left and Lookie, then Hif-Hif at the hamster with the pineapple
- Head left and Tack-Q the tan hamster to learn Bizzaroo
- Talk to the beach shack ham to learn Blanko
- Head down and say Lookie to Broski
- Head right and talk to the swimming hams to learn Fussfuss
- Digdig in the red bucket to get the blue marble, then head up to the entrance and talk to the blue ham to learn Tinglie
- Head right and say Tinglie to get the pineapple from the hamster to give to the coach to play the mini-game
- Go up and talk to the blue hamster afterwards and agree to do a favor for her, then say Lookie on the same ham
- Talk to Broski to encounter Spat and Barrette and learn Gasp-P
- Head back to the Clubhouse and Gasp-P to Boss
- Go back to Sandy Bay and return to Barrette to save the couple and learn Fend-D
- Pick up the bottled note
- Tack-Q the rock by the pineapple guy, the rock closest to the pier, the rock by the pineapple guy, the rock closest to the shack, the rock next to the shack rock TWICE, the rock by the shack, the rock by the pineapple guy, the rock above the rock by the pier, and the rock closest to the pier
- Dig into the secret rock entrance that opens (by the pineapple guy) and talk to the shipwrecked ham (say Hamha, and then FussFuss)
- Go back to the pier and talk to the captain
- Go up and left to watch the cutscenes with Pashmina and Penelope
- Pick up Pashmina's scarf, talk to her, then head left
- After the cutscene go right and talk to the blue hamster in the dance hall to get "Dizzy for You", then go back left and enter the dance contest
- Tack-Q, Stickie, and Scrit-T Pashmina to reveal Spat
- Follow them up to the lookout and talk to Pashmina
- Go back to the dance hall and Hamha/Heyhoo to the old guy until he tells the whole story and gives Tuggie
- Use Tuggie on the Pashminas to reveal Spat and learn Snorklie
- Take the boat back to the beach and go back to the clubhouse, splitting once leaving here

Fun Land
- Talk to Harmony to unlock Fun Land and then Boss to get Passchat
- Enter Fun Land and talk to the robot guy to learn Scrub-E
- Digdig in the garbage can to get trash, then head north and Tack-Q the Ham Ranger to learn Blash-T
- Head left and play Stickie Note to win a Green Marble (600 points)
- Go left and head up, tackle the bench, and HifHif 3 sunflower seeds
- Go up and walk around the Super Coaster Gate to the left to dig up 50 sunflower seeds
- Head right twice to trigger two cutscenes, then head down and to the hidden room in the bottom right corner
- Pakapaka to free the ham, talk to him, then go to the entrance and say Heyhoo the robot to alert them
- Head right and talk to the green hamster to learn Chukchuk
- Go back to the secret room and Chukchuk garbage onto Spat, then tell the robot to Scrub-E, learn Tiptop
- Leave the room, go up and left and talk to the two hams (say Hamha then Gasp-P) to learn Hamteam
- Go down and exit, splitting once leaving here

Boo Manor
- Unlock Boo Manor from Harmony
- Go up, watch the cutscene, and talk to the ham
- Head back down to pick up the flyer, then DigDig in the pipe up to the sales ham and buy the ID card and enter the Manor
- Say Heyhoo to the man at the desk to learn Thump-P, then say Ta-Dah to get the bronze card
- Head left and downstairs, then say Thump-P the blue ham to learn Go-P
- Go back upstairs, all the way right and enter the door
- Pick up the journal page and Go-P in the second mirror on the top row, then walk into it
- Fight the ghost boss by using Stickie when it appears, then pick up the silver card
- HifHif the wooden board, then Putput it in place to exit
- Go left and upstairs, then Hamlift the elevator to the 2nd floor
- Talk to the two hams ( say Hamha then Blash-T) and learn Hamspar
- Go right and into the first door, lighting the fireplace with Hamspar
- Talk to the green ghost to learn Nopookie
- Go left and up the stairs, then Tack-Q and Hamspar the ghost blocking the door
- Fall in the trapdoor
- Enter the fireplace room again and light the fire, then Tack-Q the ghosts and learn Nok-nok and Pushie
- Nok-nok and Pushie the bare wall in the hallway to find Hamtaro, say Heyhoo to get his attention
- Go upstairs and say Liber-T to the hams by the elevator
- Go back to the cage room and use Liber-T again to free Hamtaro and learn Flipflop
- Enter the door where the ghost floats through and play the Scrub-E game
- Scrub the left 2 tiles, push the boxes into the ghosts, then do the far right and third from the left
- Free up the elevator, then go up to the next floor
- Talk to the yellow ham, then say Thump-P to learn Perskie
- Tack-Q the far wall to play the final test
- When Spat appears say Flipflop, then Nopookie
- Exit through the mirror, splitting when leaving here

Wildwoods
- Go back to the clubhouse, unlocking Wildwoods
- Head to the Woods and go down, right, and down to find Spat + cutscene
- Talk to Cappy using Hamha then Bizarroo, to learn Hampact
- Go back to the start of the level and head to Sunny Peak
- Ride the boat to the end, head up and left to find Spat
- Digdig into the cave and talk to the hamster
- Leave and head back to Wildwoods
- Go down, right, and down and say Lovedove to Cappy
- Chase Cappy around, watch the cutscene, and say Hamteam
- Continue chasing Cappy until he gets caught
- Say Bluhoo to Cappy to get the hat back and learn Hamboree
- Enter the springs and Digdig to find the hot spring egg
- Go back to Wildwoods and say Ta-dah to the ham that helped you trap Cappy to give him the egg and learn Clingie
- Head right and up and talk to the elder to learn Wait-Q
- Head to the vine where music is coming from and use Clingie to find Jingle and learn Thank-Q
- Exit via the vine and go back to the elder to enter the village
- Head left and up into the house on the far right with a sales ham and buy the rubber band
- Exit the village, watch the cutscene, then go left twice and down once and say Heyhoo to Spat
- Pick up the branch, go back to the village entrance, view another cutscene, enter the village and exit, then go right
- Say Putput to the orange ham and get a slingshot
- Enter the village, go right, watch a cutscene, then exit the village again to learn Hamscope
- Go back to Spat and shoot the beehive, then pick up the marble and try to leave the area which will return the marble to the wedding and get you Vast-T
- Talk to the elder to get the red marble
- Go to Sunny Peak, take the boat all the way to the right, go up to the cave and enter
- Putput oil on the lever and pull it, then enter the cave and head to the minecart (by where you bought bananas earlier)
- Oil the minecart and use Gogo to ride it down, learning Rubrub after the ride
- Go down, Putput the marbles into the pedestal and use Tuggie
- Leave via the minecart and go back to the clubhouse, splitting once leaving Sunny Peak

Spat Tower
- Unlock Spat Tower from Harmony and go there
- Use Lookie, Heyhoo, Sesam-E, and Stickie at the water, then go back to Wildwoods
- Head back to the lab (where you got the slingshot) and talk to the orange ham, then give the pink ham the spoon and learn Wake-Q
- Leave and enter the room and talk to the orange ham to borrow the catapault and launch into Spat Tower
- Once inside, use Gogo on the slide puzzle button to start the puzzle and complete it
- Enter the door on the top right and use Perskie at the door
- Say Passchat and then Liber-T to the guard ham to enter the final room
- Try to Hamscope the Haminator, to no avail...
- Exit the world and go back to the Clubhouse and talk to Harmony (say Chukchuk, Hamteam) to get Love Shots
- Go back to the Haminator room and Hamscope again to start the battle
- Shoot the Haminator's mouth when it's open
- Time stops once the shot is fired!