PvE Death Messages

# Updated 2016.06.22 for 2016 CTF Fundraiser Nerd.nu
# death-signs implementation is incomplete, it should always be set to false
# the others can be modified in-game

death-signs: false
death-msgs: true
brick-dropping: true
signtext:
  zombie:
    '1':
    - was eaten
    - was infected
    - got nommed on
    - was found tasteless
    '2':
    - by a zombie
    - by a zombie
    - by a zombie
    - by a zombie, and such small portions!
  skeleton:
    '1':
    - ''
    '2':
    - ''
msg:
  player:
    item:
    - ""
    noitem:
    - "&eKHAAAAAAANNN!&3 activated the genesis device, but failed while killing &e&p&3"
    - "&e&p&3 was permanently dismantled by &e&z&3 for being too devious"
    - "&e&p&3 was killed in single combat - &e&z&3, teach us the Weirding Way."
    - "&e&z&3 killed &e&p&3. And how can this be? For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!!"
    - "&e&z&3 struck down &e&p&3 and made them more powerful than you could possibly imagine"
    - "&e&z&3 tore through &e&p&3 like tissue paper"
    - "&e&p&3 took the renegade option and killed &e&z&3"
    - "&e&p&3 By Grabthar's Hammer, &e&p&3 shall be avenged!"
    - "&e&p&3 curses &e&z's&3 sudden but inevitable betrayal."
    - "&e&p&3 \"I love you...\" &e&z&3 \"I know...\""
    - "&e&p&3 we love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save earth!"
    - "&3NO DISASSEMBLE &e&p&3"
    - "&e&p&3 accused &e&z&3 of aimbotting"
    - "Et tu &e&z&3? Then fall &e&p&3!"
    - "&e&z&3 was after &e&p's&3 lucky charms and got them!"
    - "Looks like &e&z&3 is in a casket, after &e&p&3 blew a gasket."
    - "&e&z&3 was late for their anger management class when they bumped into &e&p&3!"
    - "Et tu &e&z&3? Then fall &e&p&3!"
  zombie:
    item:
    - ""
    noitem:
    - "&e&p&3 was consumed by &eThe Flood&3"
    - "&e&p&3 thought today was a good day to die."
    - "&e&z&3 killed &e&p&3"
    - "&e&p&3 was assimilated. Resistance is futile."
    - "&e&z&3 mostly comes out at night to kill &e&p&3... mostly."
    - "&3In the battle against &e&z&3, &e&p&3 didn't hold the line"
    - "&e&p&3 has become one with the Many. Now the mass will turn &i on SHODAN."
    - "&e&p&3 was torn to pieces."
  skeleton:
    item:
    - ""
    noitem:
    - "&e&p&3 attempted to shake &e&z&3's withered hand and was shanked with &i in response."
    - "&e&p&3 turned into a porcupine."
  pigzombie:
    item:
    - ""
    noitem:
    - "&e&p&3 did not accept surrender and still died to &eRebel Zombie Pigman Scum with &i"
    - "&e&p&3 learned that revenge is a dish best served cold"
    - "&3One of the Many has dispatched &e&p&3 With &i of the blissful unity."
    - "&ePigs In Space&3 killed &e&p&3 with &i"
  arrow:
    skeleton:
      item:
      - ""
      noitem:
      - "&3The bones of former space walkers have risen to take revenge on &e&p&3 by murdering them with &i"
      - "&eJackal Sniper&3 bodyshotted &e&p&3"
      - "&e&p&3 was bullseyed like a Womp Rat with &i"
    player:
      item:
      - ""
      noitem:
      - "&e&p&3 was sniped by &e&z&3 - the odds were not ever in their favour."
      - "&e&p&3 was phased by &e&z&3"
      - "&e&z&3 shot first, and &e&p&3 paid the price."
    dispenser:
    - "&3Ahh yes, &e\"Herobrine\"&3. The dead brother of Notch allegedly waiting in dark spaces...eh we have dismissed that claim, &e&p&3"
  fireball:
    ghast:
    - "&e&p&3 wore their red shirt today...oopsie"
    - "&e&p&3 got in the way of a photon torpedo"
    blaze:
    - "&e&p&3 was burned alive by oxygenless Space Fire."
    - "&e&p&3 was vaporized by an energy discharge and can only return in reruns and holograms."
    - "&e&p&3 you're FIRED!"
    dispenser:
    - "&3Ahh yes, &e\"Herobrine\"&3. The dead brother of Notch allegedly waiting in dark spaces...eh we have dismissed that claim, &e&p&3"
    - "&e&p&3 failed to disarm the sentry turret."
  potion:
    witch:
      item:
      - ""
      noitem:
      - "&e&p&3 has paid the price for their lack of vision."
      - "&e&p&3 found out that space is dark and full of terrors."
      - "Witch made &e&p&3 believe in magic."
    player:
      item:
      - ""
      noitem:
      - "&e&p&3 consumed too much royal jelly after being stung by a giant space bee."
      - "&e&z&3 exposed &e&p&3 to a corrosive space toxin."
    dispenser:
    - "&3Ahh yes, &e\"Herobrine\"&3. The dead brother of Notch allegedly waiting in dark spaces...eh we have dismissed that claim, &e&p&3"
  creeper:
  - "&e&p&3 fell in love with a Creeper and discovered why you shouldn't hug them"
  - "&e&p&3 is not qualified to repair the Othello's malfunctioning replicators."
  - "&e&p&3 was nuked from orbit. It was the only way to be sure."
  - "&e&p&3 found out that Scooty-Puff JR. sucks!"
  - "&e&p&3 was efficiently explosively disassembled by a Creeper."
  - "&e&p&3 became a Jackson Pollock."
  - "&e&p&3 decided to redecorate the surrounding area."
  - "&e&p&3 went poof."
  - "Apparently, &e&p&3 is not blast proof."
  - "&e&p&3 is starting to get really annoyed at creepers."
  - "&e&p&3 never tssssssaw it coming."
  - "Creeper blew &e&p's&3 mind."
  - "&e&p&3 put to much air in their tire."
  - "&e&p's&3 pet spontaneously exploded."
  spider:
  - "&e&p&3 discovered that &eGiant Alien Spiders&3 are no joke!"
  - "&e&p&3 went to &eZ'ha'dum&3 and died."
  - "&e&p&3 was slain by a &eSpider from Mars"
  slime:
  - "&e&p&3 has rejoined the Great Link."
  - "&e&p&3 was a smeghead."
  - "&e&p&3 dissolved in a blob of protoplasm."
  cavespider:
  - "&e&p&3 was impregnated at the behest of &eCarter J Burke&3."
  - "&e&p&3 discovered a new alien life form. &e&z&3 wished to remain undiscovered."
  wolf:
  - "&e&z&3 can't let you do that, &e&p&3!"
  - "&eLaika&3 took its revenge on &e&p"
  - "&e&p&3 became a animal abuser. The wolves got payback."
  endermite:
  - "&e&p&3 was consumed by &eundrowned sandtrout&3."
  blaze:
  - "&e&p&3 experienced thermal disintegration."
  silverfish:
  - "&e&p&3 was infested by &eGoa'uld&3 - KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD!"
  - "&e&p&3 became prey for the bugs."
  magmacube:
  - "&e&p&3 was eaten by Pizza the Hutt"
  - "&e&z&3 absorbed the heat from &e&p&3's body."
  enderman:
  - "&e&p&3 blinked and was killed by &e&z&3"
  - "&3When the history of &e&z's&3 glory is written, &e&p's&3 species shall only be a footnote to its magnificence."
  - "&e&p&3 won too many staring contests."
  irongolem:
  - "&e&p&3 was offered up to God by &eCylon Centurion&3."
  - "&eBending Unit&3 bent &e&p&3. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against &e&p&3."
  - "&e&z&3 found &e&p&3's lack of faith disturbing"
  - "&3SHODAN sent her android minions to put an end to &e&p&3."
  guardian:
  - "&e&p&3 was judged innocent, and fed to the Sharkticons."
  - "&e&p&3 was exterminated by &e&z&3"
  rabbit:
  - "&e&p&3 didn't do a barrel roll and was killed by &e&z&3"
  - "&e&p&3 was killed by an angry &eTribble"
  shulker:
  - "&e&p&3 was floated."
  enderdragon:
  - "&e&p&3 had their space folded by &eGuild Navigator&3."
  - "&e&p&3 tried to take on the big alien, but &e&p&3 is no Ripley."
  - "&e&p&3 was hit by a deadly type of grape juice."
  - "&e&p&3 tried to tame a dragon."
  pearl:
  - "&e&p3 dematerialized through a transporter accident"
  - "&e&p&3 teleported from Phobos to Deimos, traversed Hell in-between."
  - "&e&p&3 didn't drink their beer before going through the Matter Transference Beam."
  - "&e&p&3 experienced a transporter malfunction"
  fall:
  - "&e&p&3 is a leaf on the wind, watch how they soar"
  - "&e&p&3 phoned home."
  - "&e&p&3 forgot to engage the external inertial dampener."
  - "&e&p&3 got space dementia."
  - "&3Turns out the force wasn't with &e&p&3."
  - "&3Hasta la vista, &e&p&3"
  - "&e&p&3 did not beat Kobayashi Maru."
  - "&e&p&3 didn't think gravity applied in space...boy were they wrong"
  - "&e&p&3 forgot they still have mass in space."
  - "&e&p&3 is suddenly yanked into existence and begins falling, having only time to think, \"Oh no, not again,\" before crashing to the ground."
  - "&3Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of &e&p&3 as they fell was \"Oh no, not again.\""
  - "&e&p&3 has broke her back, she'll never jump again."
  - "&e&p&3 doesn't know Who They Are, What They Want, or Where They're Going."
  - "&e&p&3 went to infinity and beyond."
  - "&e&p&3 had a bad feeling about this, and they were right!"
  - "&e&p&3 did not survive re-entry"
  - "&e&p&3 missed the last step."
  - "&e&p&3 failed to mind the gap."
  - "&e&p&3 needs to contact Acme about their parachutes."
  - "&e&p&3 created a massive crater."
  - "&e&p&3 created a puny crater."
  - "&e&p&3 reached terminal velocity."
  - "&e&p&3 created a funky shaped crater."
  - "&e&p&3 couldn't keep his footing."
  - "&e&p&3 is now a pancake. Yummy!"
  - "&e&p&3 threw off the emperor's grove."
  - "Mind the first step there, &e&p&3. It's a doozy!"
  - "&e&p&3 failed to install fly-hacks."
  - "&e&p&3 dived and missed the pool."
  - "&e&p&3 was merrily walking along, then BAM! Gravity happened."
  - "&e&p&3 doesn't bounce."
  - "&e&p&3 was crushed under the weight of his own superiority."
  cactuspoke:
  - "&e&p&3 was fatally mutated by &eKrynoid&3."
  - "&e&p&3 discovered that cacti are still prickly in space."
  - "&e&p&3 humped a cactus to death."
  - "&e&p&3 couldn't resist the sexual urges he felt for the cactus."
  - "&e&p&3 was quenched by cactus juice."
  - "&e&p&3 walked too close to a cactus and got pricked to death."
  lava:
  - "&e&p&3 was fired into the sun."
  - "&e&p&3 discovered the existence of corium."
  - "&e&p&3 was skinny dipping in the nether."
  - "&e&p&3 turned the hot tub setting to 'Ultra-Extreme'."
  - "&e&p&3 decided to re-enact Terminator 2."
  tnt:
    noentity:
    - "&e&p&3 hit a space mine"
    - "&e&p&3 is now bigger on the inside."
    - "&e&p&3 underestimated a small red block."
    - "&e&p&3 tested the big ban theory."
    entity:
    - '&e&p&3 was blown up by &eTNT&3 set off by &e&z&3'
  cloud:
    dispenser:
    - "&e&p&3 pushed the wrong button."
    - "&3Unlike Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi, &e&p&3 failed to escape the gas chamber."
    - "&e&p&3 is not INdiana Jones."
    player:
    - "&e&p&3 walked into a mysterious cloud left behind by &e&z&3 and suffocated"
    - "&e&z&3 committed chemical warfare against &e&p&3."
  bed:
  - "&e&p's &3last words were \"I'll be in my bunk\""
  - "&e&p&3 was killed by their stasis pod"
  - "&3In space, no one can hear &e&p&3 dream"
  - "&e&p's&3 bed exploded after  use. Insanity continues."
  fire:
  - "&e&p&3 went the way of the Mars Climate Orbiter"
  - "&e&p&3 experienced heat death"
  - "&e&p&3 forgot to seal the escape pod and was vaporized by its thrusters."
  - "&e&p&3 wish they ordered it rare instead of well done."
  - "&e&p&3 walked a little to close to the campfire."
  - "&e&p&3 touched a candle."
  - "&e&p&3 now smells of smokey barbecue."
  wither:
    wither:
    - "&e&p&3 is now literally dust struggling in the cosmic wind"
    - "&e&p&3 has crumbled into the ether."
    - "&e&p&3 chose... poorly."
    - "&e&p&3 was hit by a gas grenade."
    explosion:
    - "&e&p&3 was destroyed by a big bada boom"
    - "&e&p&3 stood too close to the alien biogenesis pod."
    - "&e&p&3 tried to make a friend. The friend killed &e&p&3."
    kill:
    - "&e&p&3 was consumed by some Thing that Isn't Bennings."
  suffocation:
  - "&e&p&3 suffocated. Come on, Cohaagen, give these people air!"
  - "&e&p&3 was pushed out an airlock."
  - "&e&p&3 hated sand. It's coarse, rough, irritating and gets everywhere."
  - "&e&p&3 walked with rhythm and attracted a worm."
  - "&e&p&3 made a sand put 'Home'."
  - "&e&p&3 made a gravel put 'Home'."
  - "&e&p&3 collided with a wall and the wall won."
  drowning:
  - "&e&p&3 seems to think they are a fish today..."
  - "&3Congratulations to &e&p&3 on receiving the Darwin Award for managing to drown in deep space."
  - "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Not &e&p&3!"
  - "Silly &e&p&3! Gills are for fish!"
  - "&e&p&3 is not a duck, nor a witch, nor made of wood."
  - "&e&p&3 couldn't find nemo."
  - "&e&p&3 didn't wait 20 minutes before swimming."
  - "&e&p&3 is not a Auqaman."
  - "&e&p&3 thought he was a fish."
  - "&e&p&3 is floating in a most peculiar way."
  - "&e&p&3 did not rise again, harder, and stronger."
  starvation:
  - "&e&p&3 forgot to restock at the last planet."
  - "&e&p&3 forgot to Science the Sh*t out of this thing."
  - "&e&p&3 should have worn the space suit with the built-in snack dispenser."
  - "&e&p&3 ran out of tasty taters."
  - "Food?  Where &e&p&3 is goingg, they don't need food."
  - "&e&p&3 didn't know about second breakfast."
  - "&e&p&3 didn't eat his Wheaties this morning..."
  - "&e&p&3 thought he was too cool for food."
  - "&e&p&3 left before dinner."
  thorns:
    noitem:
    - "&e&p&3 couldn't stop hitting themself with &i."
    item:
    - ""
  void:
  - "&e&p&3 is now lost in space"
  - "&e&p&3 is now LOOOOOOOOOOOST IIIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE"
  - "&e&p&3 wondered if it really was turtles all the way down"
  - "&e&p&3 forgot their jetpack"
  - "&e&p&3 is floating in a most peculiar way"
  - "&3Where &e&p&3 is going, they don't need roads!"
  - "&3Space, &e&p&3?  SPAAAAAAAACE!!"
  - "&e&p&3 was sucked into a black hole."
  - "&3In space, no on heard &e&p&3 scream."
  - "&e&p&3 tried to fill the void in their life, but the void was too great..."
  - "&e&p&3 looked into the void, and the void looked back."
  - "&e&p&3 didn't read the instruction manual on their jetpack...oops"
  - "&3Where &e&p&3 is going, they won't need eyes to see."
  - "&3Houston, &e&p&3 has a problem."
  - "&e&p&3 wasn't able to break the cycle of birth, death, re-birth, destruction, escape, death."
  - "&e&p&3 went to discover what hovers in the space between life and death."
  - "&e&p&3 couldn't get HAL to open the pod bay doors."
  - "&e&p&3 made a desperate attempt to scape the end."
  - "&e&p&3 went to discover what hovers in the space between life and death."
  - "&e&p&3 went to discover what hovers in the space between life and death."
  - "&e&p&3 went to discover what hovers in the space between life and death."
  - "&e&p&3 went to discover what hovers in the space between life and death."
  - "&e&p&3 went to discover what hovers in the space between life and death."
  - "&e&p&3 went to discover what hovers in the space between life and death."
  - "&e&p&3 went to discover what hovers in the space between life and death."
  - "&e&p&3 went to discover what hovers in the space between life and death."
  magic:
  - "&3DANGER....DANGER &e&p"
  - "&3Ahh yes, &e\"Herobrine\"&3. The dead brother of Notch allegedly waiting in dark spaces...eh we have dismissed that claim, &e&p&3"
  anvil:
  - "&e&p&3 was compacted into a singularity."
  - "&e&p&3 has decided to visit Two-Dimensional Space."
  - "&e&p&3 fell for buzzies trap."
  - "&e&p&3 forgot that Minecraft uses gravity."
  crash:
  - "&e&p&3 thought ramming speed would always work"
  - "&e&p&3 gave it all she's got, Capp'n!"
  - "&e&p&3 reached &ethe Shoe Event Horizon&3."
  - "&3Even Kerbals fly better than &e&p&3 sometimes"
  - "&e&p&3 ejected the garden grove from Citadel Station and got ejected along with it."
  - "&e&p&3 forgot that the pattern was full."
  - "&e&p&3 failed every class at flight school."
  - "&e&p&3 preformed a lithobraking maneuver."
  endercrystal:
  - "&e&p&3 was vaporized by the Crystalline Entity"
  - "&e&p&3 now understands that &edilithium&3 is one hell of a drug."
  feather:
  - "&e&p&3 was tarred and feathered when he didn't let the wookie win."
  - "&e&p&3 was impaled by a space quill."
  raw fish:
  - "&e&p&3 was slapped to death with a herring."
  - "&e&p&3 was killed by a fookin prawn"
  - "&e&p&3 choked to death on raw fish."
  glowstone:
  - "&3Brighter than a thousand suns, &e&p&3 stared directly into the light."
  - "&3In the Opera House, &e&p&3 is one of the Final Five."
  default:
  - "&e&p&3 forgot to reverse the polarity"
  - "&e&p&3 heard too much Vogon poetry"
  - "&3Plot armor is only a plot device, &e&p&3!"
  - "&3The &e&p&3 form is dead, insect. Are you afraid?"
  potato:
  - '&3Potatoist &e&z &3killed heathen &e&p&3 with &i'
  carrot:
  - '&3Carrotist &e&z &3killed heathen &e&p&3 with &i'