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Anon and Flitter the pony in "Can't Outfly the Helicopter"

Sep 19th, 2014
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  1. >MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS, ANON!
  2. >the teal maned mare yelled at Anon
  3. "Well, whip it out!"
  4. >"...wha?"
  5. >the mare was confused beyond belief by anon's outburst
  6. "You gonna make these huge claims, you gonna have to back em up!"
  7. >Anon had already undone his belt and was working on unbuttoning his pants
  8. >"I-i was joking..."
  9. "Oh no, you ain't weaseling out of this one!"
  10. >zzziiiipppp~
  11. >"I'm not gonna... not in public..."
  12. >Anon had dropped his pants, but still had his underroos on
  13. "Always with the ~"I'm bigger Anon, I'm bigger!"~ so it's time to put em out or shut em up"
  14. >Anon was tugging on his waistband
  15. >"I-i-i..."
  16. "You ready?"
  17. >the mare was covering herself with her front hooves and inspecting the ground intensely
  18. >"no"
  19. >
  20. >with one swift motion, Anon pulled his underwear off
  21. >Flitter just stared ahead
  22. >she didn't think he'd do it
  23. >but he did
  24. "Liftoff in 3, 2, 1..."
  25. >
  26. >he was doing the helicopter.
  27. >she stared at the majestic peninsula of masculinity
  28. >watching it twirl...
  29. >but it being only an inch from her face wasn't the worst part
  30. >the worst part was she had underestimated her opponent
  31. "woo woo woo woo woo"
  32. >well, that noise he was making was pretty bad too
  33. "Come on Flitter, put up or shut up"
  34. >she couldn't.
  35. >he would never let her live it down
  36. >maybe she shouldn't have teased him
  37. >for weeks...
  38. >"I gotta get outta here and fast" she thought to herself
  39. >"Anon, I gottagogotspecialpegasusstufftodotodaywithcloudsandthingsokaybyeseeya!"
  40. >she lift off the ground, ready to split
  41. >she's airborne, almost free
  42. "Oh no you DON'T!"
  43. >he can't!
  44. >he wouldn't...
  45. >her questions were answered by something gripping her flanks and a massive weight pulling her down to earth
  46. >Flitter looked down
  47. >anon was holding onto her and his added weight was pulling the pair back down
  48. >no matter how much she flapped her wings, she couldn't get higher
  49. >"How did he do that?" the mare thought to herself "I was way up in the air!"
  50. >is it cause he's so tall?
  51. "Gotcha!"
  52. >anon said as his feet touched down
  53. >she felt something wrap around her body, folding her wings in
  54. >"damn anon and his arms" she mumbled
  55. >there were ponies that would pay a million bits to be wrapped in anon's arms
  56. >Flitter would double that to be anywhere else
  57. "So let's see what you're packing"
  58. >after anon said that, the panic set in
  59. >The mare's eyes grew wide
  60. >"NO ANON LEMME GO LEMME GO"
  61. "Nah"
  62. >"PLEASE LEMME GO IM SORRY ANON LEMME GO SORRY SORRY"
  63. >Flitter kicked and writhed while wrapped under anon's arm
  64. "You're not weaseling your way out of this one"
  65. >anon spun and flipped the panicked mare around in his arms
  66. >Flitter was upside down
  67. >still wrapped under anon's arm
  68. >she didn't like this
  69. >her rear legs snapped together, trying to hide herself from her captor
  70. "You've been teasing me for months. Now I'm gonna stop this once and for all"
  71. >she felt anon's strong hand on one of her legs, pulling them open
  72. >stupid anon, having two hands
  73. >her wiggling intensified
  74. >desperately trying to escape the human's grip
  75. >"NO NO IM SORRY ANON LEMME GO SORRY SORRY"
  76. >Flitter bucked the best she could while still in anon's grip
  77. >his hand getting closer to her private area
  78. >her hind legs still clamped together, with anon's hand trying to force its way in between her thighs
  79. >"I SAID IM SORRY SORRY ANON PLEASE LEMME GO PLEASE"
  80. >she tried to use her front hoof to hit anon's back but it didn't seem to help any
  81. >but she could feel the arm of anon loosen a bit
  82. >this was her chance
  83. >wiggle wiggle
  84. >she was almost free...
  85. "No you don't Featherbutt!
  86. >Flitter felt a swift *SMACK* on her behind
  87. "Quit ya wiggling!"
  88. >it didn't hurt as much as it shocked her
  89. >which was just as bad
  90. >because out of shock, Flitter's legs shot out straight
  91. "AHA!"
  92. >oh no
  93. >OH NO
  94. >"OH NO!"
  95. >anon's hand shot straight between her legs
  96. "So what do we have here?"
  97. >Flitter squeaked
  98. >anon had found her thingy
  99. >"No anon..."
  100. >you could hear the defeat in her voice
  101. >the mare had lost.
  102. >no fighting this
  103. >or flying away
  104. >this big creature had his feely, finger-things all over her privates
  105. >the mare didn't know how to feel about it
  106. "I thought you were bluffing"
  107. >anon said, with a little bit of surprise
  108. >he was examining her equipment
  109. >she was squirming in his grip
  110. >never had anypony touched her like this
  111. >again she thought about what some mares would do to be in her position
  112. >he cupped her sack in his hand
  113. >his wiggling fingers probing and touching and tickling
  114. "One, two."
  115. >"...is he counting my balls?" the mare thought
  116. "Turn your head and cough for me"
  117. >"What?"
  118. "Just turn and cough"
  119. >no reason to question it. he had her trapped.
  120. >must be some weird human thing
  121. >*cough*cough*
  122. "Hmmm... again"
  123. >*cough*COUGH*cough*
  124. >Flitter looked up at her captor
  125. "Well, that all checks out!"
  126. >he looked over his shoulder at her
  127. "but now about this..."
  128. >she could feel his hand slowly moving north on her body
  129. "let's check this out"
  130. >anon said as his fingers got to her most prized possession
  131. >his hand was on her thing
  132. >Flitter gasped
  133. >these hand things might just be pretty good...
  134. "Flitter, this isn't really impressive..."
  135. >anon said as he examined her sheath
  136. >"I-it's not... out yet..."
  137. >Flitters face was turning red
  138. >the mare was thoroughly embarrassed
  139. >the way she feels now, it's probably never coming out again
  140. >anon's fingers were wiggling on her sheath
  141. "Lets get this thing out then!"
  142. >"NO!"
  143. "Come on Flitter, we got some comparing to do"
  144. >she was wiggling around again
  145. >anon's fingers squeezed about her private part
  146. >Flitter grunted
  147. >...
  148. >this felt kind of good
  149. >then anon's hand went from the tip of her sheath to the base in one quick motion
  150. >Flitter gasped
  151. >she could feel the cool, fresh air on her shame
  152. "Okay, there we go"
  153. >Flitter could die from the embarassment
  154. >her most private area being inspected by some odd creature that just showed up
  155. >...and out in public too
  156. "Flits, you're hung like a goat"
  157. >anon said while removing his hand from her phallic symbol
  158. >she covered her face with her hooves
  159. >"It's still... fla... fl-flac-"
  160. >"not hard..."
  161. >her words trailed off to just above a wisper
  162. "Oh"
  163. >anon stuck his warm hand back to her special area
  164. >"eep"
  165. >then anon started spinning hers
  166. >and shaking it
  167. >and wiggling it
  168. >"Oh no..." flitter thought to herself
  169. >she felt herself expanding
  170. >she was having a reaction to anon's activities
  171. >and soon enough, her member was standing on its own
  172. "There we go"
  173. >she felt anon shift her lower
  174. "Hmm..."
  175. >"what?" the mare said in a dejected tone
  176. "HMMM..."
  177. >anon put his hand to his chin for emphasis
  178. "Flitter"
  179. >"What is it?"
  180. "hmmm..."
  181. >"What anon, WHAT?"
  182. "Flitter, I think..."
  183. "We're about the same size"
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