incorrect epoch rp quotes

Zor: Nothing left to do here but get depressed.


Samael: This vermin speaks of affairs she knows nothing about!
Midnight: THAT IS TRUE!
Samael: She has no respect!
Midnight: THAT IS ALSO TRUE!


Jona: [squishing Inle’s face between two pieces of bread idiot sandwich style] What are you?!
Inle: A snack.
Jona: No!


Shana, storming in: Your wife is bonkers!
Jack: Yeah, but she’s cute.


Midnight: Do you think all my wanted posters are for petty theft?
Midnight: [several stolen items fall from their clothing]
Midnight:
Midnight: Well, that’s part of it…


Luka: Fortunately, I have stupid sexy little bitch disease so I never understand anything you guys are talking about.


Zor: Please apologize before my therapist knows your name.


Inle: Once when I was in high school this girl I knew went to the bathroom and left her phone unlocked and I created a groupchat called “dwarf porn” and added all her contacts to it.
Xiali: Oh my god. What did she do?
Inle: Scream for like twenty minutes.
Xiali: Worth it?
Inle: Yeah.


Wispling: God bless you.
Silas: Not lately.


Reyn: I’m gonna be honest, here…
Natela: Is that wise?
Reyn: No. But I'm gonna do it anyways.


Jeong: Nobody knows! It’s like we got this big secret.
Cotton: We do. That’s exactly what a secret is. It’s when you know something the other guys don’t.


Redmond: Hey, Stan is here.
Wes: OK, I’ll call the exterminator.


Zor: Jason, I feel like I’m going to die.
Jason: We’re all gonna die, Zor.
Zor: I meant soon.
Jason: So did I.


Zor: The only time you seem honest is when you’re insulting someone!
Anya: The only honest things I can say to you are insults.


Redmond: Why hasn’t anyone killed you yet?
Vlasti: Dumb luck. In that I’m lucky you’re all so dumb.


Milu: What are you gonna bring to Christmas dinner?
Vlasti: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.


Wes: Hey, I’ve seen worse.
Redmond: Really!?
Wes: No. We are most definitely fucked.


Curtis: Don’t be so pessimistic. It’ll affect team morale.
Wes: What? And getting us blown up won’t?
Curtis: Only very, very briefly.


Luka: Lesbians, what is your wisdom?
Makvala: World hard and cold… titty soft and warm.
Angel: Girl hot.
Tiamat: Watch Naruto.


Inle: Guess what I’m about to get.
Zor: On my nerves.


Wes: Curtis, we tried things your way.
Curtis: No, we didn't.
Wes: I did it in my head and it didn't work.


Marrow: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Katarina: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.


Jason: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Zor: All I drank was Redbull!
Jason: How many?
Zor: Eighteen.


Silas: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.


Midnight, about Marine: S/he's speaking some kind of French.
Roscoe: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.


Zor: Are you trying to seduce me?
Inle: Why, are you seducible?


Jona: What's wrong with you?
Zor: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.