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- >You wake up with a soft, warm feeling making you feel quite comfortable.
- >Dat feel bro, it's a good feel.
- >Wait a second... WHAT is that feel?
- >You suddenly remember last night.
- >Oh_Shit_Nigger.exe has suddenly stopped working.
- >You open your eyes to confirm that: Yes, You slept with a Chimera, and Yes, you are in fact inna woods.
- >You put your clothes on and grab your Pack.
- >You gently wake up the creature whom you fell asleep with.
- >You swear that you can see it smiling again.
- >You point at yourself, then at the direction you intented to go.
- >It rolls over to lay on its stomach, and shrugs its back as if telling you to get on.
- >You climb onto it with no difficult with it being no larger than a normal horse.
- >It stands up and begins walking in the direction you indicated.
- >You gently stoke its mane while it takes you presumably to a safe place.
- >You don't know where you are going though.
- >Fucks.exe is not responding.
- >After what feels like hours you tap the chimera on the shoulder and gesture to a tree.
- >It goes to the tree and lays down to let you get off.
- >You open your Pack and remove an MRE, and begin to eat.
- >This leaves you with only a day and a half of MREs.
- >You scratch the Chimeras belly, unintentionally getting it hard (fuckfuckfuckfuck)
- >After solving the problem you created (not fucking repeating it, check the last part), you set off again with your companion.
- >Only a couple of hours later and you've reached the edge of the forest.
- >It isn't quite what you expected, clear skies, a small village, and it apears to be inhabited by...
- >P0nies, it had to be p0nies.
- >You motion to move towards the village slowly and calmly.
- >As you approach you notice some of the ponies have come to 'greet' you and your odd companion.
- >"Who, or rather WHAT are you, and why are you riding a Chimera?"
- "My name, is Anonymous, you may call me Anon, or /k/."
- "I come to seek a warm room, food, and work if at all possible."
- >"We're not too sure we can acomadate a... what are you?"
- "Homo-Sapien, Human."
- >"Right well, you and that... pet of yours are going to need to work on making a home for yourselves due to your size."
- "Not a problem miss...?"
- >"Cinnimon Spiral"
- "Quite a nice name Ma'am."
- >"Don't get to hung up on it Mr. Anon"
- "Yes Ma'am"
- >"Would you mind just calling me Miss Swirl?"
- "Sure thing Miss Swirl."
- >"Thank you, now just let me know what you'll be needing to build the home and you can work it off when you're done"
- "Certainly"
- >"Alright, off with you then."
- "Come on then, let us leave these fine P0nies to their days."
- >You walk around the outside of the town looking for a suitable place, you like the woods, so why not have one near the-
- >There seems to be a house already here.
- >You should ask if they mind having neighbours.
- >You decide to ask that your friend stay over by the small bridge while you talk with the resident, so as to not scare them too much.
- >*Knock knock knock*
- >met with a glance of pink and yellow before a sound like an 'eep' and the door closing before the resident speaks past the door.
- >"W-Who are you? What are you?"
- >You saw this coming.
- "My name is Anonymous, you may call me Anon, or /k/."
- "As for WHAT I am, I am a Homo-Sapien, or simply, Human."
- "I came to ask you if you mind if my... companion and I build a home near here, seeing as we both enjoy the woods and would rather stay as close as possible."
- >"S-Sure... I guess I don't mind."
- "We appreciate it Ma'am"
- >"Um... You could just c-call me Fluttershy, Mister Anon."
- "All right Fluttershy, I will."
- "Um... Would you happen to know anything about exotic animals?"
- >"Why yes, of course, I LOVE animals."
- "Well then if it isn't too much to ask, would you mind helping me figure out what my companion eats and drinks?"
- "Sure, where is it?"
- >You whistle for the Chimera to come over.
- >You idiot she wasn't expecting that creature to come bounding over here.
- >Stupid, stupid human.
- "My apologies, I've gotten so used to it that I forget that others are fearful of them"
- "I assure you it is quite friendly."
- >"R-R-Really?"
- "Of course, I wouldn't DARE bring a dangerous creature near any...p0ny."
- >"Alright, so what is it?"
- "A Chimera, amalgimation of animals in a single body."
- >"I'll check my books if there is anything about them, if not I'll just test with different edibles."
- "Thank you Miss Fluttershy."
- >"Please, come in and make yourselves at home while I go and look for a book about this interesting creature."
- "Alright Fluttershy."
- >You need to think of a name for the Chimera, it's getting old calling it an 'it' or 'creature'.
- >You walk into the stunningly beautiful home, and find a spot on a couch to sit down.
- >You notice a small white rabbit staring at you until the Chimera walks in, at which point the rabbit looks frozen with terror.
- "Listen little rabbit, my friend here won't hurt you, unless you provoke it.
- >Seriously, come up with a name you dick.
- >Jamie?
- >Sure why not.
- >You tell Jamie about his (for the purpose of not using "it" anymore) new name.
- >He seems quite pleased with it.
- >Suddenly Fluttershy comes back to see you stroking jamies mane gently.
- >"Ahem... I found a book that should cover your friend here."
- >"Hmm... it says that they mainly eat berries and fruit."
- >"Oh my... 'If natural fruits are not avaliable, they may resort to eating meat' that's concerning"
- "I doubt he will try to eat any of the animals around here."
- "He's not barbaric."
- >"I believe you, I really do Anon. Say, how did you even befriend him?"
- "Well that's an awkward story in itself."
- "Put simply, it was a rather rushed, yet intimate moment."
- >"Did you... mate with it?"
- "Would it be a problem if i had?"
- >"Oh no, not at all, in fact..."
- "Do you like that idea? Of two different species mating?"
- >"Um... well... yes."
- "Are you getting at wanting to have sex with us?"
- >"...yes..."
- "Tell you what, if you can help me get a home build, Jamie and I will mate with you until you are tired of it"
- >"O-Oh my... alright...sure just tell me what I need."
- >You go into a long, drawn out explanation of the necessary plans for the home for you and Jamie.
- >You finish a simple shelter for the night, hard, thick branches as walls, and four larger branches as corner supports.
- >On top you have a few simple branches with leaves piled on top of them.
- >Should work just fine for now.
- >As soon as you finished with the shelter, you and Jamie decided to go to sleep.
- End of Part Two.
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