PICK YOUR POISON, I'M SURE IT WON'T COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU.

Usernames and mutterings:

mind_application - ">tfw buildrobo gets a VR sim before waifus do."
You're not exactly a fan of C-M.A.S. fights, but it gives you something to talk about with your friends. You really wish MGWD wasn't canceled, as that would be way better to watch. Otherwise, you are quite knowledgeable on VR tech, despite never actually using it before. You are quite familiar with an Armored Descent master who goes by the handle of 'Lolth'. You're pretty average in the friend department, though being pals with Lolth has earned you a bit of popularity by proxy.

Suitfall - "I dispatch my Siege Heavy and Gatai it with my Assault Fortress and Striker Mesh. gg, get rekt noob."
You're quite a fan of Armored Descent, the strategy sim that inspired the creation of C-M.A.S.. You're knowledgeable on the subject of C.M.A.S., but only on things that are parallel to Armored Descent. You've never had the chance to try C-M.A.S. fighting, as all the money you could have put towards a nanite injection and suit were instead invested in Armored Descent. You have a rivalry with a fellow Armored Descent master who goes by the handle of 'Lolth' and have a well known feud with a user known as 'Brave'. You're not very popular, but why should you concern yourself with the opinions of the weak?

Brave - "I'll take in their shattered hopes, their despair, and their anger! I'll turn it back against you a thousand times over!"
You'll do anything to protect the weak and their smiles! You are one of the "Big Three" in the surviving Armored Descent community. While you have the most losses of the Big Three, your good sportsmanship and can-do attitude has made you the most popular. You aren't necessarily knowledgeable on VR, C-M.A.S., or even Armored Descent, but you can do anything, so long as you believe in yourself! You're popular online, but in the real world, plenty of people think you're a "White Knight", whatever that means.

>Write-In - "These people are faggots, Darc! Here, have my idea instead!.
>You write in a character bio with whatever info you damn well want. Just make sure whoever you made hasn't used VR or C-M.A.S. before. You can't possibly do much worse than me, I mean I came up with these characters in the space of ten minutes.

*Notes:

C-M.A.S., or the "Custom Mechanical Armor System", makes up the most state-of-the-art combat equipment for law enforcement and military groups, as a result, the public release of the VR combat sim has been very popular. C-M.A.S. was inspired by Armored Descent, a strategy sim that was very popular prior to VR technology becoming accessible to the public.