dark
james bond
patriarchy
xartog
Stan was watching some sick videos in the dark bro, like dark like the night bro. It was so effing dark in his room bro it was savage. It was the titular movie james bond: the octopussy. Stan was like omg lol lmao OCTOPUSSY??? BRO IT HAS THE TERM PUSSY IN IT LIKE A GIRL'S BRO HAHAHAHAH I BETTER WRIT EABOUT THIS ON MY BLOG
so he decided to write about it but he realized bro.............why is pussy a joke bro????? pussy's are natural bro and they're a good thing and why are only pussies funny bro why are womenz so damn opressed..l...........it's just straight savage bro.................i can't condone this kinda of savage memes on my blog....
stan then deletes that nasty ass post because it was enforcing patriarchy......he decideds that he can now come clean and live a better life of feminism where he informs other people of the savage patriarchy. The patrairchy made many savavges jokes against women funny bro and that's not a good thing because women have big
boogies!!! so they should be treated euqlaly like guy sdude. However.......xartog.......the evil alien overlord didn't approve of his new shift in posts bro xartog loves his savage funny daterape and pro-patriarchy memes so when stan was like no more of this bro.....xartog was more pist then a cat having his cigarette taken away bro....
like really pist........xartog was like, i live such a dark life and these posts are like therapy for me bro and now i don't even have that becfause of these meme beta males trying to meme myh memes bro.....not cool. xartog came down to stan's house and wa slike WTF BRO WHY ARE YOU BEING SO GAY RN YOUR MEMES WERE FUNNY
BUT YOU GOT SPAYED AND NOODERED LIKE ACAT ON A WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON YOU FAGGO. stan was like BRO STOP ENFORCING THE PATRIARCHY IT'S NOT RIGHT AT ALL BRO LIKE WTF WOMENZ ARE = IN SOCIETY (IT MEANS 3QUAL LOL) so dark xartog and stan got into a savage fist to paw fight it was gonna be one hardcore fight...STAN KNEW THO BECAUSE
OF SOME SUPRE SAVAGE SMASH BROS MEMES AND WAVEDASHED INTO XARTOG'S MASSIVE THROBBING HIT AND STAN WAS PROUD OF THAT BEEFY HIT BRO........BUT XARTOG USED HIS GHETTO BLASTER CANNON HE USED WHEN HE LAFFED HARD AT GEROGE LOPEZ AND BLASTED STAN. it looks like it would be over for stan bro but in reality stan wasn't down for the count...
he had to stand up and fight for all of women's rights bro because if he didmn't know one would besides the 18% of america that identifies as feminist. it looked like it was over for stan after a few savage hits to DEEZ NUTZ but then JAMES BOND THE DUDE FROM THE MOVIE CAME IN AND SHOT XARTOG AND SAID WELL BRO MY GOLDEN EYE
AND GOLDEN GUN MADE YOU DECOMPOSE CUZ YOU'RE DEAD YOU'LL TURN INTO A DIAMONDS ARE FOREVGER and stan said bor don't you mean a strawberry field's forever and bond said "fuck outta here with that trash." james bond flew away into the dark night bro and stan was like............................bro.......feminsm is fucking
retarded bro and the patriarchy is rad af...i'm was so stupid before. then a fat fuccn cat was like YOU JUST TRIGGERED ME BRO........the episod eends in a savage cliffhanger we are yet to know what that cissy cat did to poor ol stan bro......maybe next time in doggo with ab loggo we'll find out who he deaded bro.