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((((the name would give away whats going on, so Blank for now... or at least till i get around to renaming it once the story is done))))

>so this is what it comes to
>surrounded by your neighbors
>everyone of them ready to attack...
>3 of the earth ponies jump at you
>instrmants of doom raised far above their head
>two unicorns are dealing with the sides so you cant escape
>fuck

~BE 3 HOURS AGO~

>twilight has you on an errand for the coming of luna...
>why you need exactly 4 and 3/7th marshmellos and 2 pepermints is beyond you, but whatever
>you sigh
"at least im out of the tree... poor spike"
>even though he made it on your shit list in recent weeks, you still feel for him having to deal with crazy
>you got woken up at the ass crack of dawn
>and you sure as fuck are not heading back before some much needed nappage
>you find rainbows usual tree and hang out under it

>"anon..."
>you wressle with sleep, you do not want to get up
>but damnit... feels so good to sleep
>"ANON"
>you brace yourself mentally
>you are about to open your eyes
>*CRAKC*
>twilight is now on top of you
>well
>she fell on top of you from about a foot
>that woke you the fuck up in a hurry
"GOD DAMNIT... TH..."
>you are cut off
>"WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, WERE YOU SLEEPINGTHIS WHOLE TIME?"
>fantastic... the crazy has her and it has her hard
>hair like she hasent slept in a week
>eyes blood shot like she hast blinked in who knows how long
>angry
>so angry
>you look at your watch
>10 minutes passed...
>"WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING"
>you try to collect yourself,
>screamming at the crazy never helped you
"i ahve been gone for all of 20 minutes, and you are already looking for me why?"
>you have the marshmellows, and you got the pepermints.
>wha tmore could she want?
>"you were suppose to be back 15 MINUTES AGO... WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING"
>you look at the bag
>are you really going to do this?
>"ANSWER ME"
>grabbing the bag by the handles
>you swing it straing down on twilights head
>her horn is periceing the bag
>jusgeing by the white.. a marshmellow too...
>damn those things were big.
>you see the rage building in her
"twilight, dont take this the wrong way, but you are a complete bitch whenever the princesses are involved."
>her eyes light up like this is news to her
"chill the fuck out some, treat them like friends, not idols"
> you see her wracking her brain.
>with a defiant look
>"but i have to impress them..."
>you walk away
>this is going to bite you in the ass later...
>looks like its sleeping under the bridge again tonight.
>twilight for her part gets the message that you are done today
>cracking away, you resume your position under that tree...
>may as well set the watch for alarm...
>setting it to 11 should probably do the trick.
> and you resume nap mode

~2 hours pass~

>the beeping of your watch is just enough to stur you from your slumber
>may not have been the best nap ever, but damnit did it ever feel good after todays...
>shall we say rude awakening
>yo make your way to the treebreary
>you see a croud, looks like luna got her eirly...
>or twilight snapped and everyone wants in on the comedy gold
>"TWILIGHT GOOD TO SEE..."
"well that answered what the deal was"
>you push through the croud to get in
>guards...
"sup, i take it luna is still learning to indoor voices?"
>"heh, yea... she is getting better though, she realised before the end of the sentance that she was blowing out eardurms"
>god, you loved lunas guard
>so much more relased than celestias...
>did she higher them based on how far the stick was rameed up their ass
>or did that branch they have up there come as a job perk?
>you have to ask her that nest time you see her.
>wellp, i need to head in, mind moveing aside?
>they let you through without any hassle
>jesus, celestias guards need to learn this trick
>inside you see a twilight who looks to be on the brink of insanity...
>no, seriously, her plans were litteraly luna arives 2 hours from now
>luna dripping in eirly probably fucked her planning up significantly
>but that doesnt stop pinkie from working even faster to make a party atsmophere
>"we couldnt wait, we were so excited to come here to day and visit our friends"
>god, you loved seeing her happy face so much.
>twilight cant be mad at her
>she also doesnt want to hurt her feallings so she excuses herself for a moment
>luna talks to rarity about something but you are more focused on the loud groan from twilight.
>you go into the kitchen
>you see twilight there, with a cushion over her face
>moaning about her timing
"so, twilignt" she quickly puts the thing down and looks at you like a deer in headlights "what was lunas visit about? i never bothered to ask on account ot being pissed at wakening up before sun up"
>"just a friendly visit" she spits out.
>you can tell she wants nothing to do with you
"well... lovely... got any plans?"
>looking down like a sad puppy "she came to eirly for me to finish prep work... i... got nothing..."
>you tune twilight out while you leave, no point in herring over exaggerations about dissapointment you have heard pleanty of times before.
>you creap up on the pink menace as she is finishing putting up the welcome banner...
"little late for that dont you think pinks?"
>"nonny, i didnt even hear you come in..." a sheepish grin "i was a little busy."
>looking around, you see all the decorations
>but something is off
>they arent put up with the usual care to detail
"yea... i can tell this is a rush job..."
>pinkie loosk down
"dont take it like that, its not bad by any stretch, but just not the perfect placement you usually do"
>"thanks nonny" seamming to chear up "while i would love to talk, i need to set up the games"
>just before she pronks away, you grab her
"hold up, i got an idea for a game..." you whisper into her ear the details
A once sullen pinkie starts to glow at the prospect of what you proposed.
>"NONNY, thats a GREAT idea..." she says as she jumps, only to sit with a hoof on her chin "why havent i hever thought of it though"
>well cant let her think of it for to long
"we need some help with prep work... so lets ask luna if she can, well, lend us some help in setting it up"
>you and pink go over to luna and rarity
>apparently talking about art and painting the sky with various patterns is a topic rarity... well... seems to be intrested in
>its hard to tell with her if its genuine or not
"sorry to butt in, but i need to talk to luna a bit"
>"go ahead dear, we must finish this chat later"
>the look on rarity is one of mild understanding, while luna has the smile that screams
>"we are so popular today" she says under her breath
>well, your guess as to her face was correct.
>she seriouses up " Anon, its been a while sense we have last had a chance to speak," she blushes a bit "at least in the flesh"
>she learned eirly on not to sneek into your dreams eirly on in toyr stay in this world
>but apparently she has fun whenever the dream is...
>well...
>less adult orentated
"that it has... but lets cut to the chase" you serious your expression up "me and pinkie thought of a game, but we need some help with setting it up"
>"pre tell what you need my assistance with"
"basically, enchantments. Can you..." you look around and get quiet while you tell her the details
> you see a spark in her eyes
>"why yes, we can do that, quite easily"
"you need to do it for the whole town, well... at least those participating"
>"that should not be a problem"
"fantastic, me and pinkie will think of the rules a bit, you see about getting this to be a whole town event"
>her eyes widen
>"how would we go about doing that?"
"look out the window"
>she goes to the window, and gawks
"you may not think you are special, but everyone else sure as hell does"
>you see a smile, not sure what its about but its always a good thing
"go out there, get them to join, and tell them 20 minutes to get the gear they need. That will give us time to iron out the details"
>she is already out the door
>"CITIZENS OF PONYVILLE..." the door closes and apparently she saw she was too loud
>twilight bursts through the door to see what the comton was about
>"WHAT DID... I" she is looking around for luna "miss?"
"me and pinkie came up with a game, and luna is getting the town involved"
>dinner plates, the best way to discribe them
>"you did WHAT"
"just wait till you hear what the game is"
>you see her eye twitch...
>god this is going to be fun.