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  1. [19:29:07] <%DungeonMaster> "Previously on ZURPG: You and your group of fellow adventurer were retrieving a Stolen Potion Recipe and flechette blueprint for Brother Thomas. You and your Companions are just now waking up from your temporary cots in the cellar of the Gravekeeper's Shack within the old Graveyard of old Wakirula Village after a rather hectic night and after a long journey through the Mad Forest. And now to our c
  2. [19:29:09] <&WindStrike> whoever isn't running the boss, set your name to DM so you get the $endturn override
  3. [19:29:11] <%DungeonMaster> I will
  4. [19:29:25] <%DungeonMaster> shouldn't be too hard
  5. [19:29:28] <&WindStrike> kay, Orithan, name switch to DM
  6. [19:29:36] Co-DM [~Orithan@CPE-120-147-242-200.sgik2.win.bigpond.net.au] is now known as DM
  7. [19:29:38] <%DungeonMaster> "and now to our conclusion"
  8. [19:29:45] <&WindStrike> annnnnd all extraneous chat goes to #zuchat; join #zuteam folks
  9. [19:29:54] <%DungeonMaster> =Quest Unpause=
  10. [19:29:57] <&WindStrike> (except the DMs)
  11. [19:30:18] X_X [~FireSerap@209.213.145.251] is now known as GraveKeeper
  12. [19:30:30] Sephiroth [~Sephiroth@sephiroth.ws] is now known as Gurloz
  13. [19:30:36] <%GraveKeeper> Wake up you bloody gits!
  14. [19:30:54] Silker slowly rises up out of bed.
  15. [19:31:20] <@Silker> Morning
  16. [19:31:23] <%GraveKeeper> If you want to get out this graveyard, now is your chance mate. The sun is up and the monsters aren't as active
  17. [19:31:47] <%GraveKeeper> As fer me, I will be off to tend to the graves
  18. [19:32:10] <%GraveKeeper> oh and don't get any funny ideas about stealing me cross in the basement
  19. [19:32:38] <Dex> Don't need to. You gave me one last session remember.
  20. [19:33:54] <%GraveKeeper> Whotcha talkin' about?
  21. [19:34:06] GraveKeeper is not aware of the 4th wall at all
  22. [19:34:22] <@Silker> About the Cross shenanigans that happened last night.
  23. [19:34:25] <Dex> Noooot my problem.
  24. [19:34:30] <Dex> TALLY HOOOOO
  25. [19:34:36] <&WindStrike> (My, he'd have an easy time in any room. Literally unaware of the existence of any fourth wall? He could phase right through them in any given room!)
  26. [19:34:37] <%GraveKeeper> well anyways help yerself to the hard tack and pot roasts in me cellar
  27. [19:35:32] GraveKeeper opens the front door and walks out to do his gravekeeper duties
  28. [19:35:39] GraveKeeper [~FireSerap@209.213.145.251] is now known as X_X
  29. [19:36:56] <@Silker> I think I should take a couple of these hard tacks.
  30. [19:37:39] Silker walks into the cellar and emerges with three hard tacks.
  31. [19:37:47] <Dex> Just incase you want to pin something to something?
  32. [19:37:57] <%DungeonMaster> "You are all still in the same shack as last night, outside it is currently sunrise on this cold autumn morning, although you notice a light grey fog is beginning to roll in. but the fog is not thick enough to obscure your vision at all."
  33. [19:38:51] <%DungeonMaster> (Windstrike, could you be a dear and copy the stats for the Hard Tack item from the adventerer's luck shop to the quest thread?)
  34. [19:39:15] Darte uncoils slowly from his place in the corner, blinking blearily.
  35. [19:39:16] <&WindStrike> (sure)
  36. [19:39:36] <%DungeonMaster> (@everyone else: Hard Tack is a rather tough to chew millitary biscuit)
  37. [19:39:40] <Darte> "Did someone say hard tack?"
  38. [19:40:10] <Darte> "Any relation to our soft tack?"
  39. [19:40:52] <Dex> We might have to change tack tics.
  40. [19:40:59] <%DungeonMaster> (none whatsoever)
  41. [19:42:05] <Dex> But enough talk. To beat the boss we must a tack.
  42. [19:42:08] Darte plucks up a piece of the biscuit.
  43. [19:42:23] <Darte> "Yup, unprepared soft tack."
  44. [19:43:01] Darte pours some water over the tack, nods approvingly, then stows it away.
  45. [19:43:12] <Dex> And it clashes with your outfit. Very tacky.
  46. [19:43:26] <~Gurloz> Just like you, Dex.
  47. [19:43:32] DungeonMaster chuckles a little at all the tack puns
  48. [19:43:37] <Dex> I clash with everyones outfit.
  49. [19:44:39] <~Gurloz> well anyways help yerself to the hard tack and pot roasts in me cellar
  50. [19:44:44] <~Gurloz> pot roasts, eh?
  51. [19:44:50] <~Gurloz> Where's the stats for that?
  52. [19:44:55] Silker sprinkles water over his hard tacks, causing them to soften just enough to provide the enhanced recovery and not spoil them for later.
  53. [19:44:55] Gurloz exits, stage left.
  54. [19:45:00] <&WindStrike> (postin' pot roasts up)
  55. [19:45:01] <%DungeonMaster> (same shop)
  56. [19:45:19] <~Gurloz> (Said shop is invisible)
  57. [19:45:31] <&WindStrike> http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-592-post-1400.html#pid1400
  58. [19:45:45] <@Silker> (How many pot roasts are there?
  59. [19:45:52] <~Gurloz> (Thank you)
  60. [19:46:29] Dex takes all the pot roasts.
  61. [19:46:38] <%DungeonMaster> "Before you took some biscuits and pot roasts, there were 15 pot roasts and 120 biscuits"
  62. [19:46:45] Dex juggles the pot roasts.
  63. [19:46:54] <@Silker> I say we...
  64. [19:47:01] Silker facepalms at Dex
  65. [19:47:27] Gurloz enters the cellar and acquires 5 biscuits, then snatches 2 roasts from Dex's circus act while he doesn't even notice, and walks out of the house.
  66. [19:47:52] Dex throws everyone a pot roast and doesn't even stop juggling them.
  67. [19:48:12] <%DungeonMaster> (I need to know how many pot roasts you guys took)
  68. [19:48:20] <Dex> ALL OF THEM
  69. [19:48:25] <@Silker> (I took one, courtsey of Dex)
  70. [19:48:43] <&WindStrike> (you should throw all of them into a soup)
  71. [19:48:53] <%DungeonMaster> (Dex, you can be that cruel. The grave keeper needs the food he has here)
  72. [19:48:53] <Dex> nope
  73. [19:48:56] Darte waver his lone pot roast while facing the north wall.
  74. [19:48:59] <Dex> gunna throw them at the boss
  75. [19:48:59] <%DungeonMaster> *can't
  76. [19:49:04] <Darte> *fourth
  77. [19:49:10] <Darte> *waves
  78. [19:49:28] Silker takes two more tacks and sprinkles them with WATER!!!!
  79. [19:49:29] <&WindStrike> (Got enough Typo Fever and Thypo Beaver yet?)
  80. [19:49:42] <Darte> (new keyboard layouts are hard)
  81. [19:50:15] Dex kicks open the door while still juggling the pot roasts and walks outside.
  82. [19:50:15] <%DungeonMaster> (sorry everyone, I'm not used to this new keyboard I got as well and it's a logitech g510 gaming keyboard)
  83. [19:51:42] Gurloz has been using the same keyboard he has since he got his computer in spring of '13.
  84. [19:52:42] Dex juggles pot roasts while cartwheeling in the direction of the next fight.
  85. [19:53:56] Gurloz has exited into the graveyard already, and taps foot ala Sonic in the various Sonic games.
  86. [19:53:58] <%DungeonMaster> @Gurloz and Dex: You notice it's cold and slighty foggy outside but it's not foggy enough to obscure your vision. off to the distance to your northeast lies the long abandoned ruins of Wakiruya village, ominious in it's own right
  87. [19:54:17] <Dex> wait how cold
  88. [19:54:19] <Dex> like nippy?
  89. [19:54:25] <%DungeonMaster> (yeah, nippy)
  90. [19:54:36] Gurloz waddles off towards Wakiruya Village.
  91. [19:54:37] Silker walks back to the shack and returns his pot roast so that the Gravekeeper won't starve to death and then follows Gurloz and Dex.
  92. [19:54:47] <%DungeonMaster> (like autumn mornings cold)
  93. [19:54:57] Dex throws another pot roast at Silker.
  94. [19:55:30] <@Silker> Why, thank you.
  95. [19:55:42] <%DungeonMaster> "You all notice a worn and beaten path leading to the village ruins, it looks like it has not been maintained or actively used in years"
  96. [19:56:01] Darte pulls one of Dex's arms. "Pot dispensary..."
  97. [19:56:13] <Dex> FOR YOU SIR WE PLAY A GAME.
  98. [19:56:23] Dex sets up a table and brings out 3 cups.
  99. [19:56:38] <Dex> Cups. Pot roast. Pot roast. Cups.
  100. [19:56:44] <Dex> Now keep your eye on the pot roast.
  101. [19:57:03] Dex slips a pot roast under the middle cup and starts moving the cups around the table.
  102. [19:57:14] <Dex> Round and round and round it goes. Where it stops? NOBODY KNOWS!
  103. [19:57:25] <Dex> Pick a cup, any cup.
  104. [19:57:33] <%DungeonMaster> (This will required a wisdom roll against Dex's courage stat)
  105. [19:57:35] Darte turns and follows Gurloz
  106. [19:58:09] <Dex> STEP RIGHT UP
  107. [19:58:12] <Dex> EVERYONES A WINNER
  108. [19:58:58] <%DungeonMaster> (@Gurloz roll wisdom against Dex's courage to determine whether or not you find the pot roast beneath the correct cup. Dex, roll your courage stat against Gurloz's Wisdom)
  109. [19:59:19] <Dex> $49d10
  110. [19:59:20] <&Navi> Dex: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 6, 7, 1, 9, 5, 5, 10, 10, 10, 7, 5, 6, 4, 8, 5, 7, 10, 7, 6, 6, 10, 4, 8, 10, 10, 9, 7, 8, 8, 4, 1, 5, 3, 6, 1, 2, 5, 10, 3, 5, 9, 7, 6, 4, 6, 7 and 9. Total: 314. Successes: 46.
  111. [19:59:21] <~Gurloz> (Dafuq?)
  112. [19:59:28] DungeonMaster finds this little minigame that dex set yo be interesting
  113. [19:59:29] <~Gurloz> (I'm nowhere near Dex.)
  114. [19:59:42] <Dex> darte would be rolling against me
  115. [19:59:43] <Dex> if he wants to
  116. [19:59:54] <&WindStrike> (Darte followed Gurloz, so... I think Silker might be nearby)
  117. [20:00:09] <%DungeonMaster> (Dex came outside with Gurloz so...)
  118. [20:00:09] <@Silker> (I should be nearby)
  119. [20:00:23] Darte has already walked off. "Not worth the trouble, lizard."
  120. [20:00:25] Darklink42 [~DarkLink4@67.182.117.89] has joined #zurpg
  121. [20:00:31] <~Gurloz> * Gurloz waddles off towards Wakiruya Village.
  122. [20:00:35] <Dex> Eh, fair enough.
  123. [20:00:38] Darklink42 [~DarkLink4@67.182.117.89] is now known as Kirran
  124. [20:00:48] Dex puts the cup and table back in his secret place.
  125. [20:01:00] <%DungeonMaster> (Alright)
  126. [20:01:04] Dex pitches a fastball pot roast special at the back of Darte's head.
  127. [20:01:12] Kirran was totally here the whole time and didn't fall asleep at his desk.
  128. [20:01:23] <%DungeonMaster> (but I am not going to do a seperate session for Gurloz)
  129. [20:01:45] <@DM> *In a puff of smoke, Kirran appears by Dex and Darte*
  130. [20:01:54] DungeonMaster uses his forth wall powers to teleport Gurloz back to the rest of the group
  131. [20:01:54] Dex demonstrates to Kirran that there is nothing up his sleeves.
  132. [20:01:58] <Dex> PRESTO
  133. [20:02:00] <Dex> CHANGO
  134. [20:02:02] <&WindStrike> (Just run it one at a time)
  135. [20:02:11] <&WindStrike> (Run this side, take a pause, shift to Gurloz side, etc.)
  136. [20:02:12] Dex pulls a pot roast out of thin air and hands it to Kirran.
  137. [20:02:23] <Kirran> Sweet. Thanks.
  138. [20:02:28] <@DM> "Previously on ZURPG: You and your group of fellow adventurer were retrieving a Stolen Potion Recipe and flechette blueprint for Brother Thomas. You and your Companions are just now waking up from your temporary cots in the cellar of the Gravekeeper's Shack within the old Graveyard of old Wakirula Village after a rather hectic night and after a long journey through the Mad Forest.
  139. [20:02:33] <%DungeonMaster> (I would prefer not to have to. Keep it simple)
  140. [20:02:46] <Dex> I'm pretty sure I have infinite pot roasts now.
  141. [20:02:56] <%DungeonMaster> (I'm in full K.I.S.S principle mode)
  142. [20:03:05] <Kirran> I learned to stop questioning these things al ong time ago with you Dex.
  143. [20:03:16] <%DungeonMaster> (you only have like 10 right now)
  144. [20:03:24] <&WindStrike> (alright folks, party splits have been disabled, so if you want to split off, too bad, DM's discretion)
  145. [20:03:29] <Dex> Good to know one of us is keeping track.
  146. [20:04:03] X__X [~FireSerap@209.213.145.251] has quit IRC: Quit: <Dracula> Still uttering the same nonsense.
  147. [20:04:25] <~Gurloz> (I wasn't trying to party split, I was trying to advance the fucking story instead of being a fucking douchebag and pulling shenanigans everytime I turned around.
  148. [20:04:35] <@DM> "The adventurers have emerged from the cottage, taking off with many of the supplies (SCREW YOU DEX FOR TAKING ALL OF THE POT ROASTS), the adventurers set off for old Wakirula Village"
  149. [20:05:26] Silker follows Gurloz
  150. [20:06:03] <Kirran> So what happened to Not-Dampe?
  151. [20:06:16] <@Silker> He's tending to the graves.
  152. [20:06:44] <%DungeonMaster> "you entered the ruined village, and you notice that only the church remains standing. and even then it's looks like it could collapses any day now. the rest of the buildings in town are just moss covered ruins"
  153. [20:07:02] <@Silker> Thanks to Dex, he will probably develop a grudge against us because he just took all of the pot roasts.
  154. [20:07:19] <Dex> A) not my problem B) we will never see him again
  155. [20:07:41] <%DungeonMaster> "even the church building has moss growing on it. and parts of the church has huge holes and chunks taken out of it"
  156. [20:07:43] <Dex> C) if we beat the boss he wont have to worry about the undead and he can do whatever he wants
  157. [20:08:03] <Kirran> Well, this place has seen better days...
  158. [20:08:33] <%DungeonMaster> "
  159. strangely enough the stainglass in the church remains intact despite the wear and tear of time"
  160. [20:10:13] <@Silker> Whatever this place is, we need to keep our guard up.
  161. [20:10:15] <%DungeonMaster> "you notice the church's old, rotting old oak doors are open slightly, as if someone has opened them recently"
  162. [20:10:38] Gurloz pokes the door on the church.
  163. [20:10:59] <@DM> *The door loses 1 Heart*
  164. [20:11:25] <%DungeonMaster> "the oak doors creak open, revealing the ruined interior with many overturned pews and many chunks of masonry on the floor"
  165. [20:12:00] <Kirran> I feel like I was expecting there to be more, you know, life here.
  166. [20:12:11] Silker holds his dual shields out and is readying his Shiny Ring for use.
  167. [20:12:21] <%DungeonMaster> "at the ruined altar you see a glass mirror that certain could only have been placed there recently"
  168. [20:12:45] Gurloz carefully waddles into the church, watching for ... loose floorboards.
  169. [20:12:45] <%DungeonMaster> "you also notice a chest placed in front of the mirror"
  170. [20:12:57] Dex sharpens the bottom of the wooden cross he has.
  171. [20:13:02] <@Silker> That chest is likely to be a trap.
  172. [20:13:18] <%DungeonMaster> "the floorboards creak under your weight but hold steady"
  173. [20:13:48] Gurloz walks up to the ruined altar and picks up the mirror.
  174. [20:13:56] Silker looks around for any monsters that may be lurking around in the church.
  175. [20:14:38] <%DungeonMaster> "the mirror begins to shimmer like a pool of water being disturbed. the mirror is not a small mirror but it's person sized"
  176. [20:14:43] Kirran sits on one of the pews.
  177. [20:15:22] Dex tries to shatter the mirror.
  178. [20:15:35] <%DungeonMaster> "A powerful force knocks Gurloz and Dex away from the mirror and onto Kirran"
  179. [20:15:49] <Kirran> Ow.
  180. [20:15:51] <Dex> Shoulda thrown a pot roast at it.
  181. [20:15:56] <~Gurloz> (Well fine)
  182. [20:16:12] Kirran throws Dex back at the mirror.
  183. [20:16:12] Gurloz lands on Kirran with a thud, then rolls over and sits in the pew next to him.
  184. [20:16:23] <Dex> RAAA DIE MIRROR
  185. [20:16:26] Silker looks to see the rest of the party get knocked back by the force eminated by the mirror.
  186. [20:16:28] <%DungeonMaster> "out from the mirror steps a strangely familiar figure.. but at the same time something seems off about him.. something is not right here.."
  187. [20:16:51] Silker rushes over to them.
  188. [20:16:57] X_X [~FireSerap@209.213.145.251] is now known as Familiar_Being
  189. [20:17:02] <%Familiar_Being> hehehehe
  190. [20:17:10] <&WindStrike> (CloakedFigure, is that you?!)
  191. [20:17:14] <@Silker> Who are you?
  192. [20:18:01] <%DungeonMaster> "apon closer examination you notice the figures looks like... wait this can't be right.. the figure looks like CHRISTOPHER BELMONT!!"
  193. [20:18:11] <Dex> I don't know who that is?
  194. [20:18:22] <%DungeonMaster> "but his skins seems slightly green for some reason"
  195. [20:18:23] <Kirran> Oh wow. Been ages since we've seen this guy.
  196. [20:18:30] <Dex> also ive been thrown at him
  197. [20:18:30] <Kirran> Also gross.
  198. [20:18:44] <@Silker> It appears to be someone taking Christopher Belmont's form.
  199. [20:18:45] <~Gurloz> "Oh look, he's green. Better not spend him all in one place!"
  200. [20:18:55] <%Familiar_Being> hehehehehe, fools.
  201. [20:18:55] <Darte> "We can arrange for that to happen again, Dex..."
  202. [20:19:04] <Dex> i mean i was thrown at him now
  203. [20:19:19] <Dex> kirran threw me at the mirror and he stepped out so id figure im going to hit him instead
  204. [20:20:22] <Dex> and dont tell wolverine or he'd sue us
  205. [20:20:44] <@DM> (Fourth Wall much...)
  206. [20:20:55] <@DM> (Oh wait, that could be Dhoo)
  207. [20:21:12] <&WindStrike> (no, that'd be kick line in #zuchat)
  208. [20:21:46] <Dex> do i roll anything or what
  209. [20:22:28] <%Familiar_Being> It appears that I have pests running around that need to be exterminated
  210. [20:23:06] <@Silker> Looks like we shall do battle.
  211. [20:23:49] Familiar_Being [~FireSerap@209.213.145.251] is now known as Fake_Christopher_Belmont
  212. [20:24:03] <Darte> le gusp
  213. [20:24:13] <Dex> does being thrown give me an init boost
  214. [20:24:15] <%Fake_Christopher_Belmont> Indeed we shall, for you shall witness my awesome power.
  215. [20:24:17] <@Silker> We know you are not the real deal.
  216. [20:24:26] <Darte> https://virt.bandcamp.com/track/do-u-even-whip
  217. [20:24:29] <%Fake_Christopher_Belmont> Hehehe
  218. [20:24:30] <Dex> Yeah cause it's in his name.
  219. [20:24:33] <&WindStrike> Boss posted! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-592-post-1419.html#pid1419
  220. [20:24:34] <~Gurloz> I believe I smell a rat.
  221. [20:24:56] <%Fake_Christopher_Belmont> How very perceptive little Elf!
  222. [20:24:58] <&WindStrike> (oddly enough, he's stronger than the real deal.. well, not as strong as the real deal prior to warping to ZURPG land....... SCIENCE)
  223. [20:25:05] <Kirran> Considering the overall decor, I'm guessing bats myself.
  224. [20:25:13] <Dex> whoa whoa whoa is he undead?
  225. [20:25:40] <&WindStrike> (if he was officially Undead, I would've given him the Undead Innate.... guess not)
  226. [20:25:49] <Dex> theres an undead innate?
  227. [20:26:15] <&WindStrike> yeah, see Zombie
  228. [20:26:15] <%Fake_Christopher_Belmont> I shall enjoy killing you in the name of my master
  229. [20:26:32] <@Silker> $init 1d20
  230. [20:26:32] <&Navi> Silker: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
  231. [20:26:53] <%Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $2d9
  232. [20:26:53] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 2 Dice with 9 Sides. Result: 5 and 9. Total: 14.
  233. [20:26:55] <Dex> of ceremonies. D.R. Acula?
  234. [20:27:06] Darte snickers at Silker's roll
  235. [20:27:07] <Darte> $init 1d16
  236. [20:27:08] <&Navi> Darte: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
  237. [20:27:09] <~Gurloz> $init 1d16
  238. [20:27:09] <&Navi> Gurloz: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  239. [20:27:27] <&WindStrike> (oh my, no bonus turns for the party this time?)
  240. [20:27:31] <Kirran> $1d13
  241. [20:27:32] <&Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 13 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
  242. [20:27:33] <Darte> https://virt.bandcamp.com/track/darkest-night-village-of-lost-souls
  243. [20:27:33] <Dex> $init 1d16
  244. [20:27:34] <&Navi> Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 12.
  245. [20:27:38] <&WindStrike> (nvm that)
  246. [20:27:40] <Kirran> $init 1d13
  247. [20:27:41] <&Navi> Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  248. [20:27:52] <@Silker> (Chris hasn't actually rolled inits)
  249. [20:28:00] <&WindStrike> waiting on Fake_Christopher_Belmont
  250. [20:28:04] <&WindStrike> it's $init 2d9, not $2d9
  251. [20:28:06] <%Fake_Christopher_Belmont> Init $2d9
  252. [20:28:12] <%Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $Init 2d9
  253. [20:28:12] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3 and 8.
  254. [20:28:16] <&WindStrike> $init s
  255. [20:28:17] <&Navi> The battle has begun!
  256. [20:28:17] <&Navi> ROUND 1: Dex (12), Fake_Christopher_Belmont (8), Gurloz (8), Kirran (8), Darte (7), Silker (5) and Fake_Christopher_Belmont (3).
  257. [20:28:17] <&Navi> Bonus Turns: Dex (12).
  258. [20:28:47] <%Fake_Christopher_Belmont> Try and break me, little lizardman
  259. [20:28:52] <Dex> woop woop
  260. [20:29:18] <Dex> Hello
  261. [20:29:19] <%Fake_Christopher_Belmont> I shall enjoy killing you.
  262. [20:29:22] <Dex> Eyegouge.
  263. [20:29:34] <Dex> Roll your courage
  264. [20:29:38] <Dex> while i do math for a sec
  265. [20:29:51] <Dex> $54d10
  266. [20:29:52] <&Navi> Dex: You rolled 54 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 286. Successes: 35.
  267. [20:30:24] <Dex> waaait sec
  268. [20:30:28] <Dex> i forget how we do this
  269. [20:30:37] <Dex> this isnt bonus turns
  270. [20:30:43] <&WindStrike> this one is
  271. [20:30:45] <Darte> OH NO
  272. [20:30:57] <Dex> wait am i doing bonus turns right then?
  273. [20:31:02] <%Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $53d10
  274. [20:31:03] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 302. Successes: 38.
  275. [20:31:11] Silker activates his Shiny Ring
  276. [20:31:37] Fake_Christopher_Belmont grins with a rather feral and evil grin
  277. [20:32:53] <Dex> reroll the faker
  278. [20:33:17] <%Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $53d10
  279. [20:33:18] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 309. Successes: 43.
  280. [20:33:27] <%Fake_Christopher_Belmont> Hehehehe
  281. [20:33:28] <Dex> that is the opposite of what was supposed to happen
  282. [20:33:38] <&WindStrike> *Dex now has Orithan's luck.*
  283. [20:33:45] <%Fake_Christopher_Belmont> Fools, do you think you have a chance against the likes of me
  284. [20:33:47] <%Fake_Christopher_Belmont> ?
  285. [20:33:55] <Dex> guess im out of tricks for now
  286. [20:33:56] <Dex> $endturn
  287. [20:33:57] <&Navi> Dex has ended their turn.
  288. [20:33:57] <&Navi> ROUND 1: Dex (12), Fake_Christopher_Belmont (8), Gurloz (8), Kirran (8), Darte (7), Silker (5) and Fake_Christopher_Belmont (3).
  289. [20:33:57] <&Navi> Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
  290. [20:34:12] <%Fake_Christopher_Belmont> I will glady take your eyegorgers and use them against you
  291. [20:34:22] <Kirran> Eyegorgons.
  292. [20:34:50] <&WindStrike> *Planning Phase has begun! And remember folks - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-629.html
  293. [20:35:03] <Darte> https://virt.bandcamp.com/track/boss-battle-final
  294. [20:35:27] <~Gurloz> 24h, 23m
  295. [20:35:45] <Dex> WHICH DM DO WE SEND TO
  296. [20:35:55] <&WindStrike> *Send to DM.*
  297. [20:35:57] <Kirran> (Oh god dangit. He has the Cuisanart sword...)
  298. [20:36:02] <Darte> I assume we are all fully recovered after resting?
  299. [20:36:38] <~Gurloz> (If darte's assumption is correct, then my status update is incorrect.)
  300. [20:40:39] <%DungeonMaster> (just DM, not DungeonMaster)
  301. [20:41:01] WindStrike throws full heal at everyone, except for the magic cost Dex just spent on Eyegouge.
  302. [20:43:03] <@DM> *2 Minutes remain! Waiting on Darte*
  303. [20:43:13] <@DM> *and Kirran*
  304. [20:43:18] <@DM> *Just Darte now*
  305. [20:43:39] Gurloz [~Sephiroth@sephiroth.ws] has set mode +vvv-h Darte Dex Kirran Fake_Christopher_Belmont
  306. [20:43:44] Gurloz [~Sephiroth@sephiroth.ws] has set mode +v Maliki
  307. [20:44:20] <@DM> *Planning phase has ended!*
  308. [20:44:54] <@DM> $turns
  309. [20:44:55] <&Navi> ROUND 1: Dex (12), Fake_Christopher_Belmont (8), Gurloz (8), Kirran (8), Darte (7), Silker (5) and Fake_Christopher_Belmont (3).
  310. [20:45:02] <&WindStrike> (Question, who's aura is in effect right now?)
  311. [20:45:24] <@Silker> (I'm voting Silker's Rejuvination Aura)
  312. [20:45:24] Gurloz lacks any auras.
  313. [20:45:31] <+Kirran> (Who has what auras?)
  314. [20:45:39] <@Silker> (Silker has two)
  315. [20:45:49] <+Dex> but darte has a defense lowering one
  316. [20:45:52] <@Silker> (Rejuvination ans Suppression)
  317. [20:45:57] <+Kirran> (I have rejuvination)
  318. [20:46:44] <@Silker> (Darte doesn't have auras)
  319. [20:46:51] <+Dex> i thought he diiiiiiiiid
  320. [20:47:05] <&WindStrike> (I see one vote for Rejuvenation, so Rejuvenation it is)
  321. [20:47:16] <&WindStrike> (you can change it out next round if you want)
  322. [20:47:37] <+Darte> no aura, on-hit
  323. [20:47:51] <@DM> Anyhow, lets get to the battle.
  324. [20:47:53] <&WindStrike> (Alright, DM, have fun)
  325. [20:47:54] <@DM> <Dex> Eyegouge part 2: Electric Boogaloo. Roll Courage.
  326. [20:48:00] <+Dex> $54d10
  327. [20:48:00] <&Navi> Dex: You rolled 54 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 301. Successes: 38.
  328. [20:48:04] <+Dex> son of a bitch why
  329. [20:49:01] WindStrike sees no target defined. Does Dex just stab some air or will DM be nice?
  330. [20:49:02] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $53d10
  331. [20:49:03] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 290. Successes: 37.
  332. [20:49:18] <+Kirran> 0_0
  333. [20:49:21] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> (I'm assuming he's targeting me)
  334. [20:49:24] <+Dex> isnt belmont the only target?
  335. [20:49:25] <+Darte> https://virt.bandcamp.com/track/boss-battle-3
  336. [20:49:33] <+Dex> i kinda figured it was a given
  337. [20:49:44] <+Dex> oh wait hilts are targetable?
  338. [20:49:46] <&WindStrike> *Except his hilts are in the way. Dex stabs a hilt instead!*
  339. [20:49:51] <&WindStrike> (Hilts auto-cover)
  340. [20:50:00] <+Kirran> (I was gonna say...)
  341. [20:50:06] <+Dex> AS LONG AS I GET HILT EYES OUT OF THIS
  342. [20:50:12] <+Kirran> Heh
  343. [20:50:15] <+Darte> (nothing notes that explicitly in the description of the hilts, FYI)_
  344. [20:50:30] <&WindStrike> *Hilts are targetable.*
  345. [20:50:45] <+Kirran> (Each Hilt has 10 Hearts and automatically use Cover on you. They all count as separate targets)
  346. [20:50:55] <@DM> Crissaegrim
  347. [20:50:55] <@DM> REQUIREMENTS: Level 30
  348. [20:50:55] <@DM> DESCRIPTION: A sword that seems to have a motion lag as it moves. Four hilts surround you, and as long as they live, they empower your sword. However, as you lose hilts, the strength of each strike increases. Can use Summon Blades and Bladestrike.
  349. [20:50:55] <@DM> Attack: +2 dice for each Hilt
  350. [20:50:56] <@DM> EFFECT 1: You start with 4 Hilts. Each Hilt has 10 Hearts and automatically use Cover on you. They all count as separate targets.
  351. [20:50:58] <@DM> EFFECT 2: The more hilts you have, the more targets you can hit, but the weaker each strike is.
  352. [20:51:00] <@DM> 4 Hilts: You can hit up to 4 different targets with Bladestrike, each blade dealing half damage.
  353. [20:51:02] <@DM> 3 Hilts: You can hit up to 3 different targets with Bladestrike, each blade dealing -3 damage.
  354. [20:51:04] <@DM> 2 Hilts: You can hit up to 2 different targets with Bladestrike, each blade dealing +0 damage.
  355. [20:51:06] <@DM> 1 Hilt: You can hit one target with Bladestrike, dealing +3 damage.
  356. [20:51:08] <@DM> 0 Hilts: You can hit one target with Bladestrike, dealing half damage.
  357. [20:51:10] <@DM> Summon Blades:
  358. [20:51:12] <@DM> COSTS: 10 Magic
  359. [20:51:14] <@DM> DESCRIPTION: You are able to replace your old Hilts, restoring your offensive capabilities to maximum.
  360. [20:51:14] <+Kirran> Gah
  361. [20:51:17] <@DM> EFFECT: Summon 4 Hilts, replacing the old Hilts (or what's left of them).
  362. [20:51:21] <@DM> Bladestrike:
  363. [20:51:22] <+Darte> o_o
  364. [20:51:23] <@DM> DESCRIPTION: Based on the number of Hilts you have, you're able to strike a different number of enemies with your blade.
  365. [20:51:26] <@DM> Roll your Courage dice +4 vs. targets' Courage dice
  366. [20:51:28] <@DM> Physical Damage: Based on number of Hilts
  367. [20:51:33] <+Darte> =_=
  368. [20:51:36] <+Kirran> What have you done Darte?
  369. [20:51:46] Darte toppler
  370. [20:51:50] <+Darte> *topples
  371. [20:51:54] <+Dex> whatever
  372. [20:51:57] <+Dex> the point is
  373. [20:52:07] <+Dex> the hilt takes 10 bleed damage and is blind
  374. [20:52:12] <+Dex> also i need to roll crit
  375. [20:52:14] <+Kirran> (The sword that broke Symphony of the Night)
  376. [20:52:15] <+Dex> i keep forgetting that
  377. [20:52:25] <+Dex> $1d4
  378. [20:52:26] <&Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  379. [20:52:36] <+Dex> no crit
  380. [20:52:42] <&WindStrike> *The hilt explodes from Dex's might. Crissaegrim is now giving +6 Attack Dice to Fake_Christopher_Belmont.*
  381. [20:52:46] <@DM> *FYI, you don't rip eyes out of the sword this time*
  382. [20:53:04] <+Dex> if i manage to kill this fake guy im taking his eyes then
  383. [20:53:17] <+Dex> oh my stats
  384. [20:53:32] <@Silker> 30h 22m
  385. [20:53:44] <+Dex> 38h 9m kinda ticked off at no eyes.
  386. [20:53:46] <+Dex> $endturn
  387. [20:53:47] <&Navi> Dex has ended their turn.
  388. [20:53:47] <&Navi> ROUND 1: Dex (12), Fake_Christopher_Belmont (8), Gurloz (8), Kirran (8), Darte (7), Silker (5) and Fake_Christopher_Belmont (3).
  389. [20:54:07] <+Kirran> 31h 18m
  390. [20:54:28] <@DM> * Fake_Christopher_Belmont uses the power of BladeStrike to strike Silker, Darte, Dex and Gurloz (Roll courage!) 52d10 (kinda complicated)
  391. [20:54:49] Kirran laughs like the Duck Hunt Dog.
  392. [20:54:56] <@DM> * Fake_Christopher_Belmont uses the power of BladeStrike to strike Silker, Darte, Dex and (Roll courage!) 58d10 (kinda complicated) (attack recalibration)
  393. [20:54:59] <+Dex> i might be in trouble
  394. [20:55:11] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $58d10
  395. [20:55:11] <@Silker> $27d10
  396. [20:55:11] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 58 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 340. Successes: 50.
  397. [20:55:12] <&Navi> Silker: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 10, 3, 1, 1, 7, 6, 4, 1, 2, 10, 9, 7, 1, 1, 4, 10, 2, 9, 5, 4, 9, 8, 9, 1 and 6. Total: 143. Successes: 18.
  398. [20:55:15] <@Silker> +6 successes
  399. [20:55:18] <+Dex> $49d10
  400. [20:55:19] <&Navi> Dex: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 5, 4, 8, 5, 2, 5, 7, 2, 5, 2, 5, 7, 8, 4, 2, 10, 3, 9, 10, 7, 10, 8, 3, 8, 6, 6, 5, 4, 2, 9, 2, 4, 1, 8, 10, 9, 1, 5, 3, 7, 10, 4, 4, 4, 7, 3 and 7. Total: 273. Successes: 35.
  401. [20:55:19] <~Gurloz> $40d10
  402. [20:55:20] <&Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 8, 4, 8, 6, 7, 9, 10, 9, 10, 10, 3, 4, 9, 2, 3, 3, 8, 3, 7, 2, 5, 5, 2, 4, 9, 1, 4, 3, 3, 5, 7, 10, 8, 4, 7, 7, 2 and 9. Total: 232. Successes: 28.
  403. [20:55:42] <+Kirran> (Someone shoudl definitely reroll ol' Chris.)
  404. [20:55:44] <&WindStrike> (holy nice roll, Boss man)
  405. [20:55:45] <@Silker> (Someone better reroll Chris' lucksack)
  406. [20:56:07] Fake_Christopher_Belmont laughs menacingly and madly
  407. [20:56:13] <+Dex> not it cause my luck with rerolls has been terrible so far
  408. [20:56:19] Gurloz trips on some dice and whacks Fake_Christopher_Belmont upside the head with them. (Reroll, bitch.)
  409. [20:56:25] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $58d10
  410. [20:56:26] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 58 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 331. Successes: 41.
  411. [20:56:39] <&WindStrike> *Gurloz is not hit, since the lack of 4 hilts prevents the fourth hit from hitting him.*
  412. [20:56:54] <+Darte> $56d10
  413. [20:56:54] <&Navi> Darte: You rolled 56 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 306. Successes: 39.
  414. [20:57:04] <@DM> *All three targets were hit!*
  415. [20:57:25] <&WindStrike> vs. Silker, 41 - 24 = 17 - 3 = 14 Physical Damage - armor, + Frostburn
  416. [20:57:44] <&WindStrike> vs. Dex, 41 - 35 = 6 - 3 = 3 Physical Damage - armor, + Frostburn
  417. [20:57:52] DM shrugs the hit off relatively fine.
  418. [20:57:57] <@DM> (adsfddsg)
  419. [20:57:58] <&WindStrike> vs. Darte, 41 - 39 = 2 - 3 = 0 Damage, + Frostburn
  420. [20:58:06] <&WindStrike> "EFFECT 2: When you successfully land an attack, target gets the Frosted Affliction:
  421. [20:58:06] <&WindStrike> While Frosted, if the target is hit by a Fire attack, all damage from that Fire attack is multiplied by 1.5.
  422. [20:58:06] <&WindStrike> Target is no longer Frosted after being hit by a Fire attack.
  423. [20:58:06] <&WindStrike> DURATION: Frosted lasts until the end of your turn one round later."
  424. [20:58:10] Silker shrugs the hit off relatively fine
  425. [20:58:16] <&WindStrike> by the way Fake_Christopher_Belmont, that costed 1 magic, so update yer status
  426. [20:58:18] <+Dex> 0 damage + frostburn
  427. [20:58:21] <@Silker> 23h 22m
  428. [20:58:30] <@Silker> | Frostburn
  429. [20:58:31] <+Dex> 38h 9m frostburn
  430. [20:58:39] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> 29mp
  431. [20:58:42] <+Darte> 30h 24m | Frostburn
  432. [20:58:53] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> 40h 29m
  433. [20:59:15] <@DM> $endturn
  434. [20:59:16] <&Navi> DM has ended Fake_Christopher_Belmont's turn.
  435. [20:59:16] <&Navi> ROUND 1: Dex (12), Fake_Christopher_Belmont (8), Gurloz (8), Kirran (8), Darte (7), Silker (5) and Fake_Christopher_Belmont (3).
  436. [20:59:43] <@DM> * Gurloz puts up a barrier on himself as an extra support spell, then casts Penitence, Beta on the fake one. (Roll Wisdom!) | $54d10 | Deals no damage / + Screwed By Spells Affliction
  437. [20:59:49] <~Gurloz> $54d10
  438. [20:59:49] <&Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 54 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 298. Successes: 37.
  439. [20:59:56] <&WindStrike> (that one bypasses cover, right?)
  440. [20:59:57] <~Gurloz> +6 successes (Light, level 6)
  441. [21:00:14] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> So what is this pathetic knight of light going to do, bleed on me?
  442. [21:00:23] WindStrike high-fives Fake_Christopher_Belmont.
  443. [21:00:23] <~Gurloz> Yes it does.
  444. [21:00:37] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> Ha, you're not even worth my time.
  445. [21:00:59] <+Dex> Hmmm
  446. [21:01:01] <+Dex> HMMMMMM
  447. [21:01:14] Dex stares at the fake Bemont.
  448. [21:01:20] Dex thinks really really really REALLY hard.
  449. [21:01:22] <+Kirran> Beaumont
  450. [21:01:31] <+Dex> beaurguard
  451. [21:01:33] <+Dex> COME HERE BOY
  452. [21:01:35] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $43d10
  453. [21:01:35] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 8, 5, 6, 7, 9, 2, 4, 6, 9, 3, 10, 8, 8, 2, 2, 8, 5, 6, 7, 8, 2, 5, 5, 2, 1, 7, 6, 8, 1, 6, 9, 2, 2, 10, 1, 1, 5, 1, 1, 7 and 8. Total: 232. Successes: 31.
  454. [21:01:42] <&WindStrike> *It's a hit!*
  455. [21:01:43] <~Gurloz> Hit.
  456. [21:01:43] <~Gurloz> If the lazer is successful, it fails to do damage like a lazer should, but the target gets the Screwed by spells Affliction:
  457. [21:01:44] <~Gurloz> Spells gain 5 damage against the target.
  458. [21:01:44] <~Gurloz> Because the target feels screwed, he also loses 3 successes on all rolls.
  459. [21:01:44] <~Gurloz> Screwed by spells lasts until the end of your turn two rounds later.
  460. [21:01:57] <~Gurloz> $endturn
  461. [21:01:57] <&Navi> Gurloz has ended their turn.
  462. [21:01:58] <&Navi> ROUND 1: Dex (12), Fake_Christopher_Belmont (8), Gurloz (8), Kirran (8), Darte (7), Silker (5) and Fake_Christopher_Belmont (3).
  463. [21:01:59] <&WindStrike> *Gurloz gets to enjoy a nice dose of Mirror Armor now.*
  464. [21:02:11] <~Gurloz> (Oh. Forgot a new passive)
  465. [21:02:13] <~Gurloz> $1d4
  466. [21:02:13] <&Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  467. [21:02:16] Gurloz shrugs
  468. [21:02:19] <@DM> *Mirror Armor reflects Pentinence, Beta on Gurloz!*
  469. [21:02:56] <@DM> *Defend against it like you normally would, vs the successes of Gurloz' attack*
  470. [21:03:02] <~Gurloz> $54d10
  471. [21:03:03] <&Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 54 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 297. Successes: 36.
  472. [21:03:12] Gurloz is also screwed by spells.
  473. [21:03:13] <&WindStrike> -6 successes
  474. [21:03:18] <&WindStrike> Light 6 vs. Light 6
  475. [21:03:29] Gurloz .. or not
  476. [21:04:23] <@DM> *Anyway, moving onto Kirran's attack...*
  477. [21:04:28] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> 40h 29m | screwed by spells | -3 to all successes
  478. [21:04:37] <@DM> * Kirran casts Spirit Raise on Darte, then fires a bomb arrow at the enemy group (roll power) | ($56d10) (9 damage on a succesful hit.)
  479. [21:04:45] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> (unless I was mistaken)
  480. [21:04:56] <~Gurloz> 28h, 24m | (Barrier, 8 Damage Mitigation, One attack) | Calm
  481. [21:05:01] <+Kirran> $56d10
  482. [21:05:02] <&Navi> Kirran: You rolled 56 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 309. Successes: 40.
  483. [21:05:13] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $29d10
  484. [21:05:14] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 3, 5, 5, 5, 6, 8, 3, 1, 8, 2, 4, 8, 1, 5, 9, 2, 4, 6, 6, 5, 1, 1, 7, 4, 6, 5 and 2. Total: 130. Successes: 16.
  485. [21:05:21] <&WindStrike> *Hilts are hit instead anyways.*
  486. [21:07:22] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> (Would the damage caused be enough to wipe out all three remain hilts)
  487. [21:07:32] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> 40h 29m | still screwed by spells | -3 to all successes
  488. [21:07:34] <@DM> *All hilts should be at 1 Heart*
  489. [21:08:12] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> (I think that covers it)
  490. [21:08:20] <+Kirran> (Yep)
  491. [21:08:21] <@DM> $endturn
  492. [21:08:21] <&Navi> DM has ended Kirran's turn.
  493. [21:08:22] <&Navi> ROUND 1: Dex (12), Fake_Christopher_Belmont (8), Gurloz (8), Kirran (8), Darte (7), Silker (5) and Fake_Christopher_Belmont (3).
  494. [21:08:37] <@DM> * Darte withdraws his long-neglected bow, nocking a Metal-tipped arrow and firing it toward the Belmont fiend! (Roll Courage) | $61d10 | Various passives on hit
  495. [21:08:39] <+Darte> 32h 26m | Frostburn | 2nd Tier of Spirit Raise
  496. [21:09:00] <+Darte> $63d10
  497. [21:09:01] <&Navi> Darte: You rolled 63 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 363. Successes: 51.
  498. [21:09:14] <&WindStrike> *A hit is overkilled on sight.*
  499. [21:09:16] <&WindStrike> *hilt
  500. [21:09:27] <@DM> $endurn
  501. [21:09:36] <@DM> $endturn
  502. [21:09:37] <&Navi> DM has ended Darte's turn.
  503. [21:09:37] <&Navi> ROUND 1: Dex (12), Fake_Christopher_Belmont (8), Gurloz (8), Kirran (8), Darte (7), Silker (5) and Fake_Christopher_Belmont (3).
  504. [21:09:41] <&WindStrike> ENDURN YOURSELF, MAN
  505. [21:09:46] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> (another +6 for me)
  506. [21:09:47] Silker uses Shielded Cover on Gurloz and then Barrier on Kirran.
  507. [21:09:51] <+Darte> No passives triggered, not passing go
  508. [21:10:09] <@DM> *Where are you getting that from, Fake Chris?*
  509. [21:10:21] <+Darte> (Sorry, typing speed is horrendous for the next couple of days)
  510. [21:10:26] <@DM> *Each Hilt killed means 2 less bonus dice*
  511. [21:10:27] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> Ha, You not even trying.
  512. [21:10:31] <&WindStrike> *You're now at +4 attack dice, Mr. Christopher.*
  513. [21:10:59] <+Darte> 33h 27m | Frostburn | 3rd Tier of Spirit Raise
  514. [21:11:30] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> (???)
  515. [21:11:39] <@Silker> 23h 19m | Frostburn | Shielded Cover on Gurloz
  516. [21:12:04] Fake_Christopher_Belmont 's player is now confused? is Silker going to attack or is his turn over
  517. [21:12:09] <+Kirran> 31h 15m | barrier
  518. [21:12:25] <&WindStrike> (no attacks, it would seem)
  519. [21:12:27] <@Silker> (Turn over, cause I used Cover)
  520. [21:12:42] <&WindStrike> (... $endturn?
  521. [21:12:43] <@Silker> $endturn
  522. [21:12:44] <&Navi> Silker has ended their turn.
  523. [21:12:44] <&Navi> ROUND 1: Dex (12), Fake_Christopher_Belmont (8), Gurloz (8), Kirran (8), Darte (7), Silker (5) and Fake_Christopher_Belmont (3).
  524. [21:12:47] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> (BRB, getting seconds for my dinner)
  525. [21:13:17] <@DM> * Fake_Christopher_Belmont then casts Frostburn on everyone (roll wisdom) 49d10 | frosted affliction... that attack/spell doesn't exist.
  526. [21:13:51] <+Kirran> (I thought Frostburn was an innate...)
  527. [21:14:01] <+Kirran> (Passive*)
  528. [21:14:05] <~Gurloz> (Its a passive)
  529. [21:14:05] <@DM> (It is, just not an attack/spell)
  530. [21:14:27] <&WindStrike> I think he means to use Blaze
  531. [21:14:36] <@DM> (So blaze it is)
  532. [21:15:09] <@DM> (Anyhow, waiting until FireSeraphim comes back.)
  533. [21:15:17] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> (Back and yeah I meant to use blaze)
  534. [21:15:32] <+Dex> $37d10
  535. [21:15:33] <&Navi> Dex: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 2, 6, 4, 10, 7, 8, 4, 4, 9, 4, 9, 10, 10, 4, 5, 1, 9, 9, 1, 8, 7, 1, 6, 4, 1, 4, 7, 9, 10, 9, 10, 7, 5, 4 and 5. Total: 227. Successes: 29.
  536. [21:15:37] <+Dex> welp
  537. [21:15:45] <+Kirran> $51d10
  538. [21:15:46] <&Navi> Kirran: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 279. Successes: 39.
  539. [21:15:46] <~Gurloz> $48d10
  540. [21:15:46] <&Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 1, 1, 6, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 5, 5, 6, 4, 4, 3, 8, 7, 3, 1, 2, 10, 2, 9, 7, 9, 4, 6, 10, 1, 8, 1, 8, 5, 2, 1, 2, 2, 8, 9, 2, 2, 8, 5, 5, 2, 2 and 6. Total: 226. Successes: 27.
  541. [21:16:06] <@Silker> $34d10
  542. [21:16:07] <&Navi> Silker: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 10, 10, 9, 2, 10, 7, 10, 1, 6, 8, 7, 4, 7, 5, 7, 3, 4, 3, 8, 4, 1, 9, 6, 2, 8, 9, 8, 4, 2, 6, 7 and 2. Total: 200. Successes: 26.
  543. [21:16:07] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $49d10
  544. [21:16:08] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 8, 7, 2, 6, 4, 9, 8, 4, 8, 5, 7, 2, 10, 5, 6, 9, 8, 8, 6, 9, 9, 3, 7, 2, 4, 10, 4, 10, 3, 9, 1, 9, 6, 5, 1, 9, 2, 9, 5, 9, 6, 7, 6, 2, 8, 1 and 2. Total: 293. Successes: 36.
  545. [21:16:12] <@Silker> +11 successes
  546. [21:16:36] <+Darte> $35d10
  547. [21:16:37] <&Navi> Darte: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 7, 9, 3, 7, 10, 4, 3, 1, 1, 9, 9, 7, 7, 3, 8, 5, 10, 8, 1, 10, 5, 2, 9, 1, 9, 7, 10, 4, 1, 4, 4, 9 and 9. Total: 214. Successes: 27.
  548. [21:16:44] <&WindStrike> *It misses Silker.*
  549. [21:17:22] <&WindStrike> (who has Fire and who has Water?)
  550. [21:17:34] <+Darte> Water 5
  551. [21:17:36] <~Gurloz> (See ? in #zuchat)
  552. [21:17:46] <@DM> *OBJECTION! Chris' attack gains 2 successes vs Silker because of Fire 2*
  553. [21:18:01] <&WindStrike> vs. Dex, 36 - 29 = 7/2 rounded = 4 * 1.5 (frostburn) = 6 magical damage - armor
  554. [21:18:07] <%DungeonMaster> "A detail that the party did not notice was that the church has no ceiling due to the wear and tear of time, thunder clouds start rolling in and it starts to rain"
  555. [21:18:08] <&WindStrike> vs. Kirran, MISS
  556. [21:18:15] <+Kirran> (If you are successful in defending against a spell, you can bounce the spell to another target at the same success rate of the attacker.
  557. [21:18:15] <+Kirran> The spell's damage is halved as well.)
  558. [21:18:27] <+Kirran> (Would that cause a bounce loop though?)
  559. [21:18:30] <&WindStrike> (Correction, a detail that was not mentioned initially, buuuuut oh well)
  560. [21:18:47] <+Dex> 35h 9m
  561. [21:18:57] <&WindStrike> if he defends it successfully, no
  562. [21:19:08] <+Kirran> (Then I'm going for it.)
  563. [21:19:22] <&WindStrike> vs. Gurloz, 36 - 27 = 9/2 rounded = 5 magical damage - armor
  564. [21:19:32] <%DungeonMaster> "DM, Roll 1D2 once every three turns to determine whether or not someone gets struck by lighting then roll #d10 to select a victim. The victim will get 5 lighting damage"
  565. [21:19:36] <~Gurloz> (Ahem. WindStrike)
  566. [21:19:50] <&WindStrike> vs. Silker, 38 - 37 = 1.... yeah, no damage, but have +5 magic
  567. [21:20:14] <@Silker> (No damage even with Frosted)
  568. [21:20:19] <&WindStrike> (wait, what am I looking at, Gurloz?)
  569. [21:20:22] <+Darte> 's magic is already topped off
  570. [21:20:37] <~Gurloz> I asked a question in #zuchat
  571. [21:20:39] <@Silker> 23h 22m
  572. [21:20:54] <&WindStrike> oh, chat, derp
  573. [21:21:00] <~Gurloz> I'll just rephrase it here.
  574. [21:21:09] <~Gurloz> If it hits all, does it mean it bypasses cover?
  575. [21:21:19] <%DungeonMaster> (so basically DM will have to roll for a lighting strike on gurloz's next turn)
  576. [21:21:34] <%DungeonMaster> and then once every three turns after that
  577. [21:21:41] <~Gurloz> Which means I take nothing, since Silker ... well
  578. [21:21:46] <&WindStrike> vs. Darte, 36 - 27 = 9/2 rounded = 5 * 1.5 rounded = 8 magical damage - armor
  579. [21:21:48] <~Gurloz> shielded cover.
  580. [21:22:14] <+Kirran> (Darte's got water affinity though..)
  581. [21:22:22] <&WindStrike> *Darte also recovers 5 magic.*
  582. [21:22:23] Darte is unaffected by the Blaze.
  583. [21:22:47] Gurloz is unaffected by Blaze. Thanks meatshi--- err, Silker.
  584. [21:22:52] Kirran is reflecting the spell back at the faker
  585. [21:23:18] <&WindStrike> *Fake Christopher, roll Wisdom vs. 37 Successes
  586. [21:23:29] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $29d10
  587. [21:23:30] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 5, 3, 3, 9, 5, 10, 2, 6, 4, 2, 1, 6, 5, 6, 9, 7, 8, 4, 9, 4, 3, 9, 6, 9, 1, 3 and 4. Total: 162. Successes: 19.
  588. [21:23:31] <&WindStrike> actually, nevermind, hilts auto-block
  589. [21:23:45] <+Kirran> There are no more hilts sir.
  590. [21:23:48] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> (sorry about the misroll)
  591. [21:23:57] <&WindStrike> *Hilts are dead, Christopher is now capable of being hit.*
  592. [21:24:21] <@DM> $endturn
  593. [21:24:21] <&Navi> DM has ended Fake_Christopher_Belmont's turn.
  594. [21:24:21] <&Navi> ROUND 2: Dex (12), Fake_Christopher_Belmont (8), Gurloz (8), Kirran (8), Darte (7), Silker (5) and Fake_Christopher_Belmont (3).
  595. [21:24:29] <&WindStrike> (status update from everyone, folks)
  596. [21:24:35] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> (oh and did anyone see about the struck by lighting mechanism I added to the battle?)
  597. [21:24:35] <@DM> *Planning Phase begin! 10 minutes*
  598. [21:24:38] <+Kirran> (Don't forget the aura)
  599. [21:24:41] <~Gurloz> 28h, 24m | (Barrier, 8 Damage Mitigation, One attack) | Calm
  600. [21:24:43] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> 40h 29m
  601. [21:24:56] <&WindStrike> (gotta get ready for work, Mr. DM, have fun!)
  602. [21:24:56] Silker recovers fully from his insane recovery.
  603. [21:25:03] <@Silker> 30h 22m
  604. [21:25:17] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> 40h 29m | screwed by spells | yadayada
  605. [21:25:30] <+Kirran> 31h 20m | barrier
  606. [21:26:15] <@DM> *Which Aura do you vote to keep active? Suppression Aura or Rejuvination Aura?*
  607. [21:26:22] <&WindStrike> (Don't forget, melee attackers, now that nothing's covering him, Burning Shadows is gonna have fun with ya)
  608. [21:26:24] Silker votes Rejuvination
  609. [21:26:27] <+Kirran> Same
  610. [21:26:56] WindStrike [~WindStrik@24.246.165.68] is now known as WorkStrike
  611. [21:27:10] <+Dex> do we all get stuff back from rejuv?
  612. [21:27:21] <%DungeonMaster> (Let me reiterate. DM, Roll 1D2 once every three turns to determine whether or not someone gets struck by lighting then roll #d10 to select a victim. The victim will get 5 shock damage. Well you will have to do the first lighting bolt roll on gurloz's turn)
  613. [21:28:09] <%DungeonMaster> (The fact that I mentioned the church being roofless and there's a raining thunderstorm above should factor into the battle)
  614. [21:29:13] <%DungeonMaster> (Also I been accidently underrolling Fake Chris)
  615. [21:30:32] <@DM> (yes, we get stuff back from rejuv*
  616. [21:30:44] <@DM> *4 minutes remain*
  617. [21:31:07] <@DM> *Waiting on Fake Chris and Kirran*
  618. [21:32:28] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> (DM, I hope you got that)
  619. [21:32:28] <@DM> *Waiting on Kirran
  620. [21:32:33] <@DM> (Yup)
  621. [21:32:52] <@DM> *All set!*
  622. [21:32:55] <+Kirran> (Sorry, took a second to format)
  623. [21:33:24] <@DM> <Dex> Dex takes out his Dagger, casts infect on it and then stealths.
  624. [21:33:38] <+Dex> $endturn
  625. [21:33:39] <&Navi> Dex has ended their turn.
  626. [21:33:39] <&Navi> ROUND 2: Dex (12), Fake_Christopher_Belmont (8), Gurloz (8), Kirran (8), Darte (7), Silker (5) and Fake_Christopher_Belmont (3).
  627. [21:33:56] <@DM> * Fake_Christopher_Belmont casts summon hilts then cleansing flames on himself in quick succession
  628. [21:34:09] <+Kirran> (Dammit, I knew he was going to do that....)
  629. [21:34:38] <+Darte> https://soundcloud.com/zenko-aldnoah/03-a-0picturez
  630. [21:34:52] <+Darte> Wow, so he was indeed a dick.
  631. [21:35:14] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> 38h 19m
  632. [21:35:15] Darte thumbs his nose at Belmont.
  633. [21:35:39] <+Dex> i knew i forgot something
  634. [21:35:39] <@DM> $endturn
  635. [21:35:40] <&Navi> DM has ended Fake_Christopher_Belmont's turn.
  636. [21:35:40] <&Navi> ROUND 2: Dex (12), Fake_Christopher_Belmont (8), Gurloz (8), Kirran (8), Darte (7), Silker (5) and Fake_Christopher_Belmont (3).
  637. [21:35:52] Fake_Christopher_Belmont laughs at Darte's pathetic antics
  638. [21:35:57] <@DM> * Gurloz puts away his White Sword and Luekke's Blessing, and double-casts Spiral Light upon the fake one! (Roll Wisdom, ... SIX TIMES!) | $48d10 (x2) / $49d10 (x2) / $50d10 (x2) | Deals 6 / 7 / 8 burn damage (neutral) | Bypasses Cover
  639. [21:36:04] <~Gurloz> $48d10
  640. [21:36:05] <&Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 1, 6, 8, 8, 1, 8, 8, 2, 2, 3, 10, 9, 10, 2, 7, 10, 3, 9, 8, 7, 7, 4, 8, 9, 4, 3, 8, 2, 1, 5, 9, 2, 6, 9, 6, 1, 5, 6, 9, 7, 3, 3, 10, 9, 1 and 2. Total: 279. Successes: 35.
  641. [21:36:05] <~Gurloz> $48d10
  642. [21:36:06] <&Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 8, 9, 7, 5, 5, 10, 3, 1, 1, 2, 2, 7, 7, 1, 6, 2, 8, 6, 3, 2, 1, 8, 9, 8, 7, 3, 5, 5, 4, 7, 3, 5, 2, 6, 8, 4, 4, 4, 3, 2, 7, 2, 2, 10, 3 and 8. Total: 231. Successes: 27.
  643. [21:36:09] <~Gurloz> $49d10
  644. [21:36:09] <~Gurloz> $49d10
  645. [21:36:09] <&Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 4, 10, 8, 5, 10, 7, 8, 1, 9, 6, 10, 8, 5, 9, 6, 8, 7, 3, 7, 2, 10, 5, 6, 9, 6, 9, 3, 1, 6, 9, 10, 10, 8, 8, 3, 1, 4, 1, 8, 9, 1, 7, 9, 10, 9, 7 and 3. Total: 320. Successes: 45.
  646. [21:36:09] <&Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 7, 3, 2, 2, 7, 5, 10, 3, 6, 5, 6, 7, 10, 2, 7, 10, 5, 7, 10, 1, 7, 2, 6, 1, 10, 2, 7, 8, 3, 1, 5, 4, 1, 5, 3, 1, 4, 6, 10, 7, 9, 2, 5, 2, 9, 5 and 6. Total: 257. Successes: 36.
  647. [21:36:12] <~Gurloz> $50d10
  648. [21:36:12] <&Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 6, 2, 6, 10, 10, 7, 6, 9, 9, 7, 8, 4, 4, 10, 2, 4, 3, 10, 3, 8, 8, 10, 4, 1, 5, 2, 6, 4, 10, 9, 6, 9, 6, 10, 9, 3, 6, 6, 2, 4, 6, 1, 9, 3, 3, 5, 1 and 8. Total: 291. Successes: 37.
  649. [21:36:12] <~Gurloz> $50d10
  650. [21:36:15] <&Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 1, 4, 8, 6, 9, 3, 1, 4, 7, 5, 10, 10, 6, 4, 4, 1, 7, 4, 8, 10, 7, 3, 4, 1, 9, 7, 10, 3, 1, 10, 3, 7, 2, 4, 6, 4, 6, 3, 8, 7, 2, 1, 10, 5, 10, 9, 8 and 10. Total: 282. Successes: 36.
  651. [21:36:33] <@DM> (+6 successes on all)
  652. [21:36:55] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> Do I $29d10? Six times as well
  653. [21:37:03] <+Kirran> (It's not even his final form!)
  654. [21:37:13] <@DM> (It is vs Wisdom)
  655. [21:37:32] <~Gurloz> (You roll wisdom six times)
  656. [21:37:45] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> (My wisdom is actually 40 and for some reason I misread it as 29)
  657. [21:38:02] <+Kirran> 0_0
  658. [21:38:04] <+Darte> wat
  659. [21:38:05] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $43d10
  660. [21:38:05] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 9, 9, 3, 1, 4, 2, 2, 7, 5, 1, 5, 5, 3, 7, 4, 2, 9, 9, 3, 4, 7, 10, 7, 9, 7, 1, 10, 3, 2, 9, 4, 9, 6, 1, 2, 7, 9, 1, 1, 5 and 10. Total: 223. Successes: 26.
  661. [21:38:06] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $43d10
  662. [21:38:07] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 6, 7, 5, 9, 4, 3, 8, 2, 3, 7, 5, 6, 7, 6, 10, 1, 4, 10, 3, 8, 1, 7, 7, 4, 1, 7, 6, 1, 7, 7, 7, 4, 10, 8, 4, 4, 1, 6, 5, 7 and 4. Total: 241. Successes: 31.
  663. [21:38:08] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $43d10
  664. [21:38:08] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 3, 7, 7, 10, 9, 4, 4, 8, 7, 5, 2, 7, 10, 9, 9, 5, 3, 6, 10, 10, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 10, 7, 5, 8, 10, 5, 3, 6, 2, 10, 8, 4, 2, 5, 8 and 9. Total: 259. Successes: 36.
  665. [21:38:09] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $43d10
  666. [21:38:09] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 10, 3, 8, 5, 10, 7, 10, 6, 9, 9, 1, 9, 4, 1, 1, 10, 3, 5, 8, 1, 2, 1, 1, 4, 5, 2, 8, 5, 4, 5, 3, 1, 4, 10, 2, 1, 2, 1, 3, 7 and 1. Total: 200. Successes: 25.
  667. [21:38:10] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $43d10
  668. [21:38:12] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 6, 1, 2, 4, 10, 7, 10, 10, 7, 3, 5, 9, 10, 4, 4, 6, 10, 4, 5, 7, 5, 10, 8, 1, 7, 4, 4, 5, 3, 8, 4, 9, 2, 9, 10, 4, 9, 6, 10, 10 and 9. Total: 272. Successes: 38.
  669. [21:38:13] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> $43d10
  670. [21:38:16] <&Navi> Fake_Christopher_Belmont: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 5, 5, 6, 7, 4, 2, 4, 8, 2, 5, 7, 6, 9, 4, 4, 6, 2, 5, 7, 1, 3, 2, 9, 8, 1, 3, 9, 2, 7, 7, 7, 1, 1, 2, 1, 8, 2, 9, 6, 3 and 4. Total: 210. Successes: 24.
  671. [21:38:47] <@DM> *All six beams hit!*
  672. [21:38:52] <~Gurloz> #1 hit, #2 miss, #3 hit, #4 hit, #5 miss, #6 hit.
  673. [21:39:11] <~Gurloz> (or not.)
  674. [21:39:18] <~Gurloz> (Forgot the bonuses)
  675. [21:39:42] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> (180 damage? Jesus fucking christ on a crutch)
  676. [21:39:44] <~Gurloz> 6+6+7+7+8+8 = 42 damage
  677. [21:40:00] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> Screw me!
  678. [21:40:09] <+Darte> https://soundcloud.com/zenko-aldnoah/04-mkaliez
  679. [21:40:28] <+Kirran> "So what is this pathetic knight of light going to do, bleed on me?"
  680. [21:40:40] <+Kirran> Who's laughing now?
  681. [21:40:58] <+Darte> (holy cow, that scaling
  682. [21:41:00] <~Gurloz> "Apparently my bleeding upon you has exiled you from existance. Farewell, demon!"
  683. [21:41:25] Fake_Christopher_Belmont is now on his knees, bleeding to death
  684. [21:41:42] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> Hehehhe *Cough*
  685. [21:41:46] <@DM> *Congratulations Gurloz! You have officially broken a boss, but you are not the first to do so*
  686. [21:42:10] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> I bet you want to know *cough* what's in this chest?
  687. [21:42:30] <@DM> $5d10
  688. [21:42:31] <&Navi> DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 3, 7 and 2. Total: 29. Successes: 3.
  689. [21:42:37] <@DM> $5d10
  690. [21:42:37] <&Navi> DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 7, 2 and 9. Total: 30. Successes: 3.
  691. [21:42:40] <@DM> $5d10
  692. [21:42:41] <&Navi> DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 2, 6 and 5. Total: 25. Successes: 4.
  693. [21:42:42] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> *Cough* A Blueprint and a Recipe *Cough*
  694. [21:42:43] <+Kirran> Is it a ghost?
  695. [21:42:44] <@DM> $5d10
  696. [21:42:44] <&Navi> DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 2, 6 and 9. Total: 26. Successes: 3.
  697. [21:42:47] <@DM> $5d10
  698. [21:42:48] <&Navi> DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 2, 6 and 10. Total: 29. Successes: 4.
  699. [21:42:53] <@DM> $5d10
  700. [21:42:54] <&Navi> DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 10, 2 and 5. Total: 33. Successes: 6.
  701. [21:42:59] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> But *Cough* you're too late *Cough*
  702. [21:43:08] <+Kirran> A ghost bomb?
  703. [21:43:31] <@DM> *Hit #2 misses!*
  704. [21:44:03] <+Kirran> Ooh, I know. It's the gravekepper.
  705. [21:44:07] <+Kirran> The gravekeeper is in there.
  706. [21:44:13] <+Dex> HES NOT GETTING HIS POT ROASTS BACK
  707. [21:44:36] <+Darte> "It's Mad-eye Moody all over again..."
  708. [21:44:46] <~Gurloz> (What if I was to pull off a reroll on my hit #2? is that possible?)
  709. [21:44:56] <@DM> (Yes)
  710. [21:45:03] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> My master *Cough* has already attack the Zora Domain and has gotten the *Cough* Zora Saphirre thanks to these recipes *Cough*. He was able to make Lunar Flechettes that could paralyze *Cough* anyone foolish enough to be near them when *Cough* they exploded.
  711. [21:45:19] Gurloz throws some dice into the arena. Rolling hit #2.
  712. [21:45:20] <~Gurloz> $48d10
  713. [21:45:21] <&Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 6, 3, 3, 1, 3, 6, 4, 3, 7, 8, 7, 10, 9, 7, 8, 8, 6, 1, 1, 8, 7, 5, 1, 6, 3, 1, 3, 1, 8, 2, 7, 8, 2, 7, 2, 2, 3, 9, 3, 6, 6, 9, 3, 6, 10, 3 and 8. Total: 241. Successes: 28.
  714. [21:45:25] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> Go forth fools *Cough*
  715. [21:45:36] Darte stiffens, startled by the revelation.
  716. [21:45:37] <@DM> *That hit hits anyway*
  717. [21:46:06] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> But know this *Cough*, you're too late. My master is even now planning *Cough* his next move.
  718. [21:46:10] <+Darte> "You profaned the sapphire? WHY YOU..."
  719. [21:46:24] Fake_Christopher_Belmont laughs evilly and weakly
  720. [21:46:28] <+Kirran> (Can I shoot him with an arrow?)
  721. [21:46:29] <+Dex> You are taking forever to die.
  722. [21:46:43] <+Dex> Nope. I called his eyes at the start of this remember.
  723. [21:46:44] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> *Cough* if only you knew what my master was planning *Cough*
  724. [21:47:02] <+Dex> You could tell us.
  725. [21:47:04] <+Dex> Go ahead.
  726. [21:47:10] Darte hisses. "If anyone gets to shoot this slime, it's me."
  727. [21:47:11] <+Kirran> If only he knew what we're going to hit him with when we find him.
  728. [21:47:32] <Fake_Christopher_Belmont> *Cough* Lord.. Dracula... *Cough*
  729. [21:47:40] <+Dex> GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
  730. [21:47:41] Fake_Christopher_Belmont then lays down and dies
  731. [21:47:42] Darte nocks a Golden Arrow to his bow.
  732. [21:47:43] <@Silker> Lord Dracula...
  733. [21:47:51] Gurloz kicks Fake_Christopher_Belmont out the window.
  734. [21:47:52] Fake_Christopher_Belmont [~FireSerap@209.213.145.251] has been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz [~Sephiroth@sephiroth.ws]: You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a plot hole, reluctant of the plot. «17,124»
  735. [21:47:52] Fake_Christopher_Belmont [~FireSerap@209.213.145.251] has joined #zurpg
  736. [21:47:53] ChanServ [ChanServ@services.lunarnet.org] has set mode +h Fake_Christopher_Belmont
  737. [21:47:53] Fake_Christopher_Belmont [~FireSerap@209.213.145.251] is now known as X_X
  738. [21:48:15] Kirran shoots an arrow into his corpse.
  739. [21:48:16] <+Kirran> Jerk
  740. [21:48:22] <+Kirran> I like the real one better.
  741. [21:48:27] <@Silker> Once we catch you, you will be at our mercy.
  742. [21:48:27] <+Dex> Welp thats over and done with.
  743. [21:48:35] Darte lowers the bow slowly.
  744. [21:48:42] <@Silker> Especially when the Govanaus brothers show up.
  745. [21:49:05] <%DungeonMaster> "you notice that the mirror has since shattered but the chest remains unopened"
  746. [21:49:16] Gurloz collects the chesticle and exits, stage right.
  747. [21:49:17] <+Dex> Hello chest.
  748. [21:49:24] <@DM> (So apparently Silker knows of the Govanaus brothers)
  749. [21:49:36] <+Dex> Do they have a chest?
  750. [21:49:55] <@DM> (Not like they will drop what they are doing to stop Dracula in favor of Thoughter)
  751. [21:50:03] <%DungeonMaster> "Mayhaps Gurloz should wait for the others to come along"
  752. [21:50:12] Darte ignores the chest, eyes furiously intent on the fallen Belmont.
  753. [21:50:19] <+Dex> I recognized Dracula and that's it.
  754. [21:50:30] <@DM> (Oh, that's right, EXP and Rupees for killing the boss)
  755. [21:50:40] <+Kirran> So Darte, do you forgive me for going in the Water temple then? Because I never touched the sapphire or anything.
  756. [21:50:59] <@Silker> That's right, the Water Temple.
  757. [21:51:14] Darte 's eyes flick to Dex and snaps curtly, "What do you know about this Lord of the Castle?"
  758. [21:51:18] Kirran dreams wistfully of having the Blender Sword.
  759. [21:51:26] <+Dex> Ohhhh you know.
  760. [21:51:30] <+Dex> He's a vampire.
  761. [21:51:37] <&WorkStrike> (150 EXP, 750 Rupees, and 200 Gold)
  762. [21:51:40] WorkStrike disappears.
  763. [21:51:44] <+Dex> He comes back ever so often. He's supposed to be the lord of evil or something.
  764. [21:51:44] <+Kirran> He's a miserable pile of secrets, from what I heard.
  765. [21:52:03] <+Dex> Lately though his reincarnations have been getting a little.... feminine.
  766. [21:52:19] <+Darte> "Kirran, I thought we'd dropped that line of discourse."
  767. [21:52:42] <+Kirran> I figured I'd reiterate that I wasn't a profaner.
  768. [21:52:50] <%X_X> "You hear someone walking in..."
  769. [21:52:56] <+Dex> I'm profane as hell.
  770. [21:52:58] <%DungeonMaster> "You hear someone walking in..."
  771. [21:53:00] <+Kirran> (Cloakedfigure?)
  772. [21:53:01] Darte looks mildly wounded, then returns to glaring at the corpse.
  773. [21:53:13] Silker appears to be mostly unscathed.
  774. [21:53:16] X_X [~FireSerap@209.213.145.251] is now known as Christopher_Belmont
  775. [21:53:39] <+Kirran> Hey, we just killed you Chris.
  776. [21:53:40] <@Silker> Hello there Chris.
  777. [21:53:41] Christopher_Belmont walks in, looking rather exhaused but not so much worse for the wear
  778. [21:53:49] <+Kirran> Hope you don't mind.
  779. [21:53:55] Gurloz levels up.
  780. [21:53:57] <+Dex> How do we know this isn't a copy as well?
  781. [21:54:03] Silker levels up too.
  782. [21:54:04] <+Kirran> He's not green.
  783. [21:54:07] Gurloz gains an affinity level.
  784. [21:54:12] <%Christopher_Belmont> Thank goodness you're alright, Dracula attacked the water temple in hyrule 4 days ago
  785. [21:54:32] Darte whirls to face the figure, and immediately lashes out furiously with his Zora Blades.
  786. [21:54:48] <+Dex> Don't be racist.
  787. [21:54:49] Christopher_Belmont notices the corpse of his doppleganger
  788. [21:54:53] <%Christopher_Belmont> 0_0
  789. [21:54:57] Kirran blocks the attack.
  790. [21:55:12] <+Kirran> Whoa there Darte, easy on the trigger.
  791. [21:55:32] <@Silker> Good to know that you are safe, Chris.
  792. [21:55:32] <+Dex> Swords don't have triggers.
  793. [21:55:37] Gurloz takes off his Dragonhide Tunic and equips the Spellbinding Plate he's been holding on to.
  794. [21:55:43] <%Christopher_Belmont> My god, I never thought you would be in this much danger. Brother Thomas sent me after you after hearing about what happen in the water temple
  795. [21:55:44] Darte breathes heavily, pupils shrunken to pinpoints.
  796. [21:56:23] <%Christopher_Belmont> I fear there may not be much time before Dracula strikes again
  797. [21:57:21] <+Kirran> I'm pretty sure Darte here is pissed off enough to kill him all by himself at this point.
  798. [21:57:30] <%Christopher_Belmont> Have you retrieved the blueprints and the recipe yet, I fear that they may be what enabled Dracula to take such a bold move as attacking the water temple?
  799. [21:57:47] <@Silker> I think they may be in that chest over there.
  800. [21:57:57] Silker points to the chest.
  801. [21:58:06] Christopher_Belmont is visibly worried, but agrees to check the chest out
  802. [21:58:13] Christopher_Belmont opens the chest
  803. [21:58:34] <+Kirran> Watch out for the Gravekeeper.
  804. [21:58:50] <@Silker> I fear the worst for my family.
  805. [21:58:54] <~Gurloz> "So ... does anyone here have level 6 water affinity?"
  806. [21:59:05] <%DungeonMaster> "Inside, just as the Fake Chris described was the potion recipe and the flechette blueprint "
  807. [21:59:30] <@Silker> Dracula may attack Kokiri Village.
  808. [21:59:31] <%Christopher_Belmont> Indeed, I fear there may be dark times ahead for all of us.
  809. [22:00:23] <%Christopher_Belmont> But now we must return to brother thomas. I will go with you, I know the safest and fastest path out of the mad forest and back to the road to Veros
  810. [22:00:46] <%Christopher_Belmont> I will let you all have a few minutes before we leave
  811. [22:00:46] Darte seems to snap out of it as he levels up, backing down from Kirran and slumping against one crumbling wall.
  812. [22:01:14] <+Darte> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gammon_(meat)
  813. [22:01:16] Christopher_Belmont paces around in a worried manner
  814. [22:01:49] <+Dex> Are we going to have to carry him out.
  815. [22:01:57] Silker puts his hands together as a fairy emerges from one of his bottles, the Kokiri praying.
  816. [22:01:59] Gurloz notices Darte.
  817. [22:02:02] <~Gurloz> "Hey Darte..."
  818. [22:02:09] <+Kirran> Well, they just attacked his people's temple. I'd say he's pretty shaken up about that.
  819. [22:02:35] <@Silker> "Sweet honey Goaldie... kids... I will be there for you"
  820. [22:02:42] Gurloz pulls out a shiny medallion and flips it, ... then catches it after it twirls about in the air for a few seconds.
  821. [22:02:50] Darte 's eyes come to focus on Gurloz. "...Mm?"
  822. [22:02:51] <~Gurloz> "I have something you might be interested in."
  823. [22:02:58] <%Christopher_Belmont> Indeed, I fear the worst may be yet to come
  824. [22:03:24] <%Christopher_Belmont> Are you talking to me?
  825. [22:03:28] Orithan [~Orithan@CPE-120-147-242-200.sgik2.win.bigpond.net.au] has joined #zurpg
  826. [22:03:29] ChanServ [ChanServ@services.lunarnet.org] has set mode +o Orithan
  827. [22:03:36] <@Silker> No
  828. [22:03:40] <%Christopher_Belmont> Ah.
  829. [22:03:42] Orithan [~Orithan@CPE-120-147-242-200.sgik2.win.bigpond.net.au] is now known as Fairy
  830. [22:03:47] <~Gurloz> (Talking to Darte) ... http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-99.html -Artifacts -> Tide Medallion
  831. [22:03:48] <+Kirran> Darte, I promise, however the Shiekah can help, we'll do our part.
  832. [22:04:05] <~Gurloz> Would you be interested in this trinket? I can't help but find no use for it.
  833. [22:04:14] Fairy hovers over Silker's face
  834. [22:04:16] <%Christopher_Belmont> But still, we must leave soon, before nightfall if we are to have any chance of making use of the secret path I know about
  835. [22:04:26] <@Silker> Alright.
  836. [22:04:29] Darte shrugs. "What's the cost?"
  837. [22:04:53] <~Gurloz> "Absolutely nothing."
  838. [22:05:02] Silker dissembles his praying position as he follows Gurloz
  839. [22:05:10] Fairy follows Silker
  840. [22:05:17] <@Silker> *Christopher
  841. [22:05:23] Christopher_Belmont is getting anxious, don't these people realise that time is off the essence?
  842. [22:05:25] <+Kirran> "Raine feels uncomfortable around the other fairy and hides in Kirran's pack.
  843. [22:05:32] <+Kirran> "
  844. [22:05:34] <%Christopher_Belmont> *of
  845. [22:05:41] Darte raises a brow. "Don't see a reason not to accept. Thanks."
  846. [22:05:42] <@Silker> Yeah.
  847. [22:05:50] Fairy returns to Sliker's bottle
  848. [22:05:51] <~Gurloz> Codified it for you, Refresh.
  849. [22:05:54] Fairy [~Orithan@CPE-120-147-242-200.sgik2.win.bigpond.net.au] has quit IRC: Quit: Leaving
  850. [22:06:28] <%DungeonMaster> "The storm has long since clear away, revealing the sun is at the high noon position"
  851. [22:06:32] Darte acknowledges Kirran with a nod and a half-smile, then turns to Christopher.
  852. [22:06:49] Gurloz turns to Christopher. "Ready, sire?"
  853. [22:07:04] <%Christopher_Belmont> I'm ready when you all are, but we must leave soon
  854. [22:07:23] <+Darte> "We can return to the Brother, but can you take us to this vampire lord as well?"
  855. [22:07:26] <~Gurloz> (Let me know when you've got it Darte.)
  856. [22:07:56] <@Silker> I'm ready
  857. [22:07:58] <%Christopher_Belmont> Dracula's wherabouts are not know to me, his castle is not even in this world
  858. [22:08:20] <+Darte> (got it)
  859. [22:08:33] <%Christopher_Belmont> It was in the past, but this time things are different.
  860. [22:08:44] <%Christopher_Belmont> Let us make haste!
  861. [22:08:52] Darte scowls. "And yet he can interact with this world."
  862. [22:08:57] <@Silker> Yes, sir.
  863. [22:09:12] Gurloz exits the church.
  864. [22:09:16] <+Darte> "Let us talk as we move, then. The two are not mutually exclusive, I would hope."
  865. [22:09:47] <%DungeonMaster> "And so you and your party follow Christopher Belmont out of the abandoned village and soon reach the edge of the Mad Forest"
  866. [22:10:22] <%Christopher_Belmont> It will take a few minutes but I know where the secret path's entrance is
  867. [22:10:38] Silker continues following Chris
  868. [22:10:40] <%Christopher_Belmont> feel free to speak to me while I locate it
  869. [22:10:58] Maliki [~User@CPE-60-231-56-82.lns7.cha.bigpond.net.au] has quit IRC: Quit: Leaving
  870. [22:11:26] Kirran considers the doppleganger corpse a little while longer, takes his arrow back, and follows after the party.
  871. [22:11:53] <%Christopher_Belmont> I am certain you have alot of questions about the count that need answering and about how I knew that Dracula was not in this world.
  872. [22:12:06] <~Gurloz> "So Christopher... Do you have any idea as to how this Lord is capable of interacting with these realms, yet is unable to be located?
  873. [22:12:08] <~Gurloz> "
  874. [22:13:12] <%Christopher_Belmont> "It's a long story but I'll try to cut it short, Alucard discovered how Dracula was able to interfere with both of our worlds without him being there"
  875. [22:13:43] <+Kirran> That's a question I have though. How did you doppleganger get Alucard's sword?
  876. [22:14:06] <+Kirran> your*
  877. [22:14:20] <+Darte> "And how did Lord Dracula receive the sapphire? It had to move between worlds to do so."
  878. [22:14:21] <%Christopher_Belmont> That I do not know. But it worries me all the same
  879. [22:14:54] <%Christopher_Belmont> and as for the subject of the sapphire, I only know what I heard from the survivors
  880. [22:15:11] <%Christopher_Belmont> the survivors describe seeing them us a blood red portal
  881. [22:15:21] <%Christopher_Belmont> *use
  882. [22:15:27] Darte winces visibly, then falls silent.
  883. [22:15:44] <+Kirran> Why does that sound familar?
  884. [22:15:44] <@Silker> Does Dracula actually have the power to possess people?
  885. [22:16:09] <~Gurloz> "... so, ... we'd need to locate this portal in order to get to Dracula"
  886. [22:16:12] <+Kirran> Bloodwind....
  887. [22:16:32] Gurloz winces visibly.
  888. [22:16:59] <%Christopher_Belmont> Indeed he does, but only those who are weak, evil hearted or have animalistic characteristics
  889. [22:17:24] <%Christopher_Belmont> I have heard of it being called "The Power of Dominance"
  890. [22:17:44] <@Silker> That might explain why Hal was telling me about a Rito by the name of Oilander being possessed and attempting to burn up an inn.
  891. [22:18:25] Christopher_Belmont reflects on this information
  892. [22:18:29] <~Gurloz> (I have to bail in 12...)
  893. [22:18:47] <%Christopher_Belmont> (I'm going to pause it here for now)
  894. [22:19:09] <@Silker> Hal and Harvey could be in danger.
  895. [22:19:25] <+Kirran> I need to find a gossip stone as soon as possible.
  896. [22:19:36] <%Christopher_Belmont> I will not lie to and say otherwise
  897. [22:19:52] <%Christopher_Belmont> Dracula is a foe to be underestimated
  898. [22:20:01] <%Christopher_Belmont> *is not
  899. [22:20:04] <%Christopher_Belmont> Dracula is not a foe to be underestimated
  900. [22:20:49] <@Silker> The Keaton Bandits were occupying the Water Temple at one stage and I am glad that they were driven out.
  901. [22:21:13] <@Silker> If they were to clash with Dracula...
  902. [22:21:17] Darte locks his gaze on Christopher. "Nonetheless, I will pursue him to his newfound grave, with any who would follow."
  903. [22:21:27] <%Christopher_Belmont> Oh and I almost forgot about the earlier question. To make a long story short, I was the first person who recieved a vision of Dracula, then Alucard, then Princess Zelda
  904. [22:22:04] <%Christopher_Belmont> thankfully Alucard has one contact within the castle, the Master Librarian
  905. [22:22:27] <~Gurloz> ("the castle" ... Hyrule, or Dracula?)
  906. [22:22:41] <%Christopher_Belmont> Castle Dracula if you must know
  907. [22:23:39] <%Christopher_Belmont> It was the Master Librarian who revealed that the Castle was in a void between dimensions, although the Master Librarian isn't all that brave and has no way of getting out.
  908. [22:24:20] <%Christopher_Belmont> The Castle will manifest in Hyrule soon but we don't know when or where
  909. [22:24:32] <+Kirran> I think I can help with that, when the time comes.
  910. [22:24:50] <%Christopher_Belmont> The Master Librarian was able to contact Alucard via dreams
  911. [22:25:04] Darte nods slowly. "Then we should prepare a welcoming party to... _celebrate_ his arrival."
  912. [22:25:15] Gurloz agrees.
  913. [22:25:18] <@Silker> You got that right.
  914. [22:25:33] <%Christopher_Belmont> Indeed. now is not the time to tarry, we must prepare for war. the future depends on it.
  915. [22:25:44] <+Kirran> I'd like to know if Bloodwind is mixed up in all this though. Blood red anything concerns me greatly.
  916. [22:26:00] <%Christopher_Belmont> Bloodwind? Hmm...
  917. [22:26:12] <%Christopher_Belmont> I cannot say for certain.
  918. [22:26:14] Darte seems many purposes might align here.
  919. [22:26:29] <+Darte> (welp)
  920. [22:26:53] Christopher_Belmont then found the rock he was searching for
  921. [22:26:59] <%Christopher_Belmont> And there we go!
  922. [22:27:05] <@Silker> Onward!
  923. [22:27:18] <%DungeonMaster> "Trees begin to move aside as a secret passage reveals itself"
  924. [22:27:41] Gurloz hears a chime play as a result of Christopher_Belmont's action.
  925. [22:27:44] <%DungeonMaster> "You, your conpanions and Christopher Belmont soon arrive in Veros after three days"
  926. [22:27:54] <%DungeonMaster> =Quest Pause=
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