Weird Idea Explanation (NSFW)

Warning- The following is content that borders on low quality Magical Realm territory and includes weird fucking ideas by a bigger weirdo. Nothing really crazy or bizarre, but still weird content all the same. It also includes a bigger surprise that I’ve been planning to include in a lewd and sexual story, so if you do not want the surprise to be spoiled or if you do not want to read this, turn back now.

Of course you’ll read it anyway, so no more wasting time. This is just an attempt to quickly explain myself after making the mistake of revealing my intentions.

 Excuse the lack of a clear and well written explination. I was in a hurry.

	I’ve often seen content and discussions about the subject of how Star possesses a weird alien body and that her exact biology is often joked upon by those clever enough to come up with funny and fantastical ideas. The most notable and popular one has to be the one that involves Star possessing heart-shaped areolas, which has certainly taken hold among those of us that post on 4chan’s /sveg/ thread. You can find that the idea has appeared in a few drawings and has been featured in several stories and greentexts. As a very amateurish writer myself, I’ve of course dabbled with the idea as it was far too tempting to participate in such a fad.
After such indulgent behavior, I began to wonder if there wasn’t more that can be done with the idea of Star possessing a weird body and biology (my first mistake). And as you all likely know, such an idea can only lead to realms that can only be described as magical. I never thought up or imagined anything truly crazy, honest, I find no satisfaction in such extreme portrayals and exaggerations of the human body. Plus I wanted to keep a certain theme and humor to the idea in my mind that is often had within the /sveg/ thread and maybe even the show if I stretch the comparison.

	So what I went for was a sort of (At least I think it is) cartoonish and cutesy theme that matched the heart-shaped areola idea. And well, it resulted in Star having a weird vagina. Basically, it’s literally heart-shaped in its design, with the whole anatomy of it formed to shape the symbol when the outer labia of the vulva is spread open. The inners all match up with a normal vagina, it has the actual vaginal entrance right in the middle, perhaps a bit lower, with the urethral opening right above it.  The clitoris and hood make up and are located right in the top spot of the heart where the peak folds in itself to form the curves, at the very tip of the point. The inner labia (minorum) accentuates this by forming a heart as well.

	So that’s what I’ve thought of so far for the vagina, I’ve also included the idea that, when aroused, Star’s clitoris will literally glow a bright light, an idea I got after seeing a lewd pic of Star. It works as a sort of gimmick to add to the hilarity of moments within stories where it might be discovered that Star is thinking naughty thoughts and becomes aroused. Another idea is that her vagina literally sparkles when exposed fully, a sort of sparkle that appears glittery and twinkling, perhaps magically so. When she ejaculates, Star releases a clear substance that also glows and sparkles brightly, perhaps even with a faint twinkling sound. Lastly, and one idea that hasn’t been explored yet, is the idea that Star’s anus is literally shaped like a star and well, that’s it so far on that idea.

	Well that’s what I’ve came up with, outrageous ideas that surely paint me was debased, though not without a few good laughs to be had while coming up with it. Really, such ideas are inspired by what I’ve found within fanart, banter with /sveg/, and my own imagination. I'm by no means, the only one who’s had such ideas and I by no means can claim ownership. Many an anonymous poster has written such idea’s before me that have inspired or shared such idea’s that I’ve imagined for Star’s weird biology. Also, I'm by no means an expert on anatomy so excuse me for such bullshit you find. And well, now you know what I’ve been planning as a surprise. You’re likely disappointed by the lack of sheer bizarreness and at the end of the day, I'm a freak with freakier ideas.