Hey dude you’re a cunt I don’t like you,

Hey cow you’ve been up for days what are you doing,

After millions of dollars of research,

I still can’t find my fucks,

Hey do you guys want to hear a beach pun,

No,

Are you guys SHORE you want to be here,

That was bad, I’m leaving, fucking idiot,

No,

Greetings all I am your entertainer for tonight,

Yay,

Hello everyone,

Welcome to the 4th annual KKK meeting,

What does KKK mean,

Dude this is by far the stupidest meeting place you’ve ever fucking picked,

I was promised nachos?,

Everyone shut up,

Greg what the hell happened to you,

Shut the hell up carl,

Yo this is fucking stupid I’m leaving,

Wow look at all of this dank weed,

No cow that’s grass for the show,

No it’s weed lets light up boys,

No you idiot cunt,

Yo dude, the craziest thing just happened to me,

What’s up man,

Oh no here comes carl,

Ey guys do you ever wonder why they say sandwich,

Like a sand and a witch makes no sense together,

Carl you ask the stupidest fucking questions,

Hi, I’d like to check my coat please,

Okay cow if you want to become a secret agent,

We need to run some diagnostics,

Ok,

Go ahead and step on,

Uh oh,

What’s going on,

You broke the machine you fat fuck,

Greg,

Did you shit on the dance floor again,

No,

God fucking dammit,

Holy flapping disco shits what the fuck happened to you,

Yo dude I’m so high,

Me too,

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,

Yo,

Did that puffle just talk,

Nah my dude,

That was definitely the employee,

My dude,

There are no employees here,

What?,

I don’t remember,

This is a stickup,

I want you to put all of the cash in this bag,

What are you fucking stupid?,

This is club penguin,

We use coins,

Virtual coins,

Listen up here you at beluga whale,

Ok king,

 You’re going to walk over to the right side,

And then wows will come from the left,

And I’ll say listen here you fat cunt,

Then,

The fuck are you doing