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  1. [14:18:55] &mpea: oh yea
  2. [14:18:57] &mpea: um
  3. [14:19:02] &mpea: funny/embarrassing story
  4. [14:19:05] &mpea: from today
  5. [14:19:18] &mpea: So getting home from school is like a
  6. [14:19:23] &mpea: 40 minute
  7. [14:19:26] &mpea: train journey
  8. [14:19:34] @kupo: o
  9. [14:19:36] @kupo: ok
  10. [14:19:44] &mpea: and
  11. [14:19:49] &mpea: I was really bored
  12. [14:19:54] &mpea: so I whipped out my phone
  13. [14:19:57] @kupo: ..........
  14. [14:20:05] @kupo: was it rock hard ;)
  15. [14:20:08] &mpea: switched on mobile data
  16. [14:20:09] &mpea: n
  17. [14:20:10] • @kupo flee
  18. [14:20:13] &mpea: and
  19. [14:20:18] &mpea: started browsing my imgur app
  20. [14:20:38] &mpea: unfortunately I had spent the rest of the day browsing imgur and before long there was literally nothing new
  21. [14:20:41] &mpea: because I had seen it all
  22. [14:20:48] &mpea: so I was about to close it
  23. [14:21:05] &mpea: when I swiped a bit and saw the search bar
  24. [14:21:14] &mpea: now, kupo, don't judge me on this
  25. [14:21:15] &mpea: but
  26. [14:21:19] &mpea: I decided
  27. [14:21:27] &mpea: to type in r/gonewild
  28. [14:21:31] @kupo: ...........
  29. [14:21:33] @kupo: .....................
  30. [14:21:35] &mpea: on the train
  31. [14:21:36] @kupo: ........................................................
  32. [14:21:38] @kupo: LOOL
  33. [14:21:45] @kupo: and?
  34. [14:21:52] &mpea: so I was browsing it
  35. [14:21:58] &mpea: many naked pictures were found
  36. [14:22:03] &mpea: did not fap tho
  37. [14:22:08] &mpea: because that would've been weird and noticable
  38. [14:22:09] &mpea: but
  39. [14:22:10] @kupo: LOL
  40. [14:22:11] &mpea: after a while
  41. [14:22:13] &mpea: I heard
  42. [14:22:17] @kupo: you should have... done so :]
  43. [14:22:18] &mpea: giggling from the seat behind me
  44. [14:22:20] @kupo: ...
  45. [14:22:21] &mpea: because
  46. [14:22:22] @kupo: l0l
  47. [14:22:23] @kupo: gg
  48. [14:22:30] &mpea: while I had been browsing r/gonewild
  49. [14:22:35] @kupo: ?
  50. [14:22:45] &mpea: the train was in a tunnel and because it was darker in the tunnel
  51. [14:22:48] &mpea: windows
  52. [14:22:55] &mpea: would often show the reflection
  53. [14:23:00] &mpea: of screens
  54. [14:23:04] &mpea: far more easily
  55. [14:23:06] @kupo: ...l0l
  56. [14:23:08] @kupo: GG SIR
  57. [14:23:27] &mpea: so before I knew it some people were giggling at me watching porn
  58. [14:23:33] &mpea: and I really wanted to know who they were
  59. [14:23:47] &mpea: so after closing the app in embarrassment
  60. [14:23:59] &mpea: and putting away my phone
  61. [14:24:41] &mpea: I waited til I got off the train
  62. [14:24:54] &mpea: because when stopping at the station and getting up
  63. [14:25:00] &mpea: I could turn around and see who they were
  64. [14:25:02] &mpea: turns out
  65. [14:25:04] &mpea: they were girls
  66. [14:25:06] &mpea: my age
  67. [14:25:08] @kupo: ,,,
  68. [14:25:18] @kupo: did you say "...dont tell anyone"
  69. [14:25:22] &mpea: nope
  70. [14:25:30] &mpea: I just
  71. [14:25:33] &mpea: stayed completely silent
  72. [14:25:38] &mpea: and left the train
  73. [14:25:42] &mpea: and ran like hell
  74. [14:25:45] &mpea: QQ
  75. [14:25:48] @kupo: hahahaha
  76. [14:25:50] @kupo: you should
  77. [14:25:52] @kupo: talk to em
  78. [14:25:52] @kupo: :]
  79. [14:25:54] @kupo: tmrw
  80. [14:25:57] @kupo: on train
  81. [14:25:58] &mpea: idk if I'll see them again tho
  82. [14:26:00] @kupo: maybe woo one of em
  83. [14:26:01] @kupo: :]]]
  84. [14:26:03] @kupo: p fk
  85. [14:26:04] @kupo: o fk *
  86. [14:26:06] @kupo: were they
  87. [14:26:08] @kupo: cute btw
  88. [14:26:09] @kupo: to you
  89. [14:26:10] @kupo: ???
  90. [14:26:11] &mpea: ...
  91. [14:26:13] &mpea: ;;
  92. [14:26:14] &mpea: very
  93. [14:26:16] @kupo: LOL
  94. [14:26:30] &mpea: ftr
  95. [14:26:30] &mpea: DON'T YOU DARE BE PASTEBINNING MY PORNWATCHING STUFF
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