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  1. DM
  2. roll perception
  3. acousticDeadeye
  4. !roll 1d20+1
  5. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  6. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {10}
  7. DM
  8. The house is weirdly quiet, despite the hell you've just endured. You're sure your sister is still somewhere inside, but you have no idea where.
  9. acousticDeadeye
  10. You decide to back to the main level of the house.There's probably something you could use to actually patch up your injury there.
  11. DM
  12. You manage to make it down the stairs unmolested, however the skirt you've been stuck in is a bit long and keeps nearly getting underfoot.
  13. acousticDeadeye
  14. Cringing at the though of what you are about to do, you continue your movement while lifting the skirt up with both of your hands, so it doesn't trip you up.
  15. DM
  16. Nothing continues to happen.
  17. acousticDeadeye
  18. You decide to go into the kitchen. You briefly consider cauterizing your wound with the stove, but that sounds like an extremely reckless decision. Maybe as a last resort, if anything else. You open the freezer, and finally decide to have something to eat for the first time today. You grab two waffles, and throw them in the toaster... And you wait.
  19. And wait. That stove looks awfully useful. And you don't want to get your wound infected... You decide to attempt cauterizing your wound with the fire from the stove.
  20. DM
  21. Roll medicine
  22. acousticDeadeye
  23. !roll 1d20+1
  24. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  25. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {18}
  26. DM
  27. You succesfully cauterize your wound, but the attempt sends a terrible spike of pain through you. Take 3 damage, no longer bleeding.
  28. acousticDeadeye
  29. Fuck! That hurt... Maybe you should try to find some painkillers in the pantry. That's where your sister usually keeps medical supplies. A weird place to keep them, sure, but convenient.
  30. DM
  31. Roll medicine again
  32. acousticDeadeye
  33. !roll 1d20+1
  34. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  35. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {18}
  36. DM
  37. You successfully locate the painkillers and take the recommended amount. After a bit you start feeling a little better. Regain 3 hp
  38. acousticDeadeye
  39. You go into the bathroom and look at yourself. You look ridiculous. Missing a finger, covered in blood, and you're wearing a dress. Aside from the finger, this is an average day for you, for sure. Maybe it's time you take a shower and clean yourself up.
  40. DM
  41. Roll perception
  42. acousticDeadeye
  43. !roll 1d20+1
  44. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  45. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {17}
  46. DM
  47. You hear your waffles pop up in the kitchen, nearly covering up the faint, muffled giggle of a girl.
  48. acousticDeadeye
  49. Great. She's still here. The bitch knew what was going on the whole time, and she didn't help you. Does she want you to die? Well, no time to deal with the waffles now. You captchalogue them for later. Does captchalogueing items preserve their current temperature? Who knows? You don't. You go to find your sister. You're pretty sure you know where t
  50. he laughter came from, and you head towards the source of the noise.
  51. DM
  52. Roll perception
  53. acousticDeadeye
  54. !roll 1d20+1
  55. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  56. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {17}
  57. DM
  58. You find the spot behind the chair she had been hiding behind quickly, but she isn't there. A moment of listening and you can hear her running down the stairs into your room.
  59. acousticDeadeye
  60. Great. She thinks she can just waltz into your room? You don't think so. You captchalogue a knife from the kitchen, filling your sylladex. You know what you have to do.
  61. You head downstairs, to your bedroom.
  62. DM
  63. Roll perception
  64. acousticDeadeye
  65. !roll 1d20+1
  66. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  67. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {8}
  68. DM
  69. !roll d20+3
  70. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  71. Error: Invalid Expression
  72. DM
  73. !roll 1d20+3
  74. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  75. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {6}
  76. DM
  77. You feel the air against your face as your sister swings her bat, much too close to you for comfort.
  78. Roll intiative
  79. !roll 1d20+1
  80. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  81. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {12}
  82. acousticDeadeye
  83. !roll 1d20+3
  84. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  85. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {17}
  86. DM
  87. Mark goes first
  88. acousticDeadeye
  89. You attempt to captchalogue her bat.
  90. !roll 1d20 -1
  91. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  92. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {15}
  93. DM
  94. !roll 1d20+3
  95. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  96. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {15}
  97. DM
  98. You both wrestle over the bat, but neither of you manage to get it away from the other
  99. acousticDeadeye
  100. You hold onto the bat. As long as she can't get it free, she can't attack you with it, you think.
  101. End turn.
  102. DM
  103. She attempts to wrench the bat away from you, roll athletics or acrobatics
  104. !Roll 1d20+3
  105. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  106. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {14}
  107. acousticDeadeye
  108. !roll 1d20 + 4
  109. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  110. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {10}
  111. acousticDeadeye
  112. oh wait +4
  113. so 14
  114. DM
  115. Again you both fail to overpower the other
  116. She attempts to punch you in the face in frustration.
  117. !roll 1d20+3
  118. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  119. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {21}
  120. DM
  121. take 4 damage
  122. End turn
  123. acousticDeadeye
  124. You decide to make one last attempt at taking her bat from her.
  125. DM
  126. Roll athletics
  127. acousticDeadeye
  128. !roll 1d20-1
  129. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  130. rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {5}
  131. DM
  132. !roll 1d20+3
  133. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  134. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {10}
  135. DM
  136. You fail and she finally gets her bat back.
  137. acousticDeadeye
  138. You back up, and take a shot at her
  139. → Peter_Archus has joined
  140. ← Peter_Archus has left
  141. acousticDeadeye
  142. !roll 1d20+3
  143. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  144. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {8}
  145. DM
  146. The shot misses and sticks to the wall behind her.
  147. acousticDeadeye
  148. End turn
  149. DM
  150. She winds up and sends a powerful swing at your stomach
  151. !roll 1d20+3
  152. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  153. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {15}
  154. DM
  155. !roll 1d6+3
  156. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  157. rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=2 ] | {5}
  158. DM
  159. Take 5 damage
  160. DM
  161. End turn
  162. acousticDeadeye
  163. You fall to your knees, in tears. You beg her to stop. You say you'll do anything. You even empty the remaining darts out of your blasters in desperation.
  164. DM
  165. She prods you with her bat in disappointment, declaring she had been enjoying your game.
  166. acousticDeadeye
  167. You grin and quickly captchalogue four of your darts, one-by-one, sending your pinky, the scissors, your waffles, and the knife hurdling towards her at an impressive speed.
  168. DM
  169. Roll dex 4 times, to do multiple rolls do X#dY
  170. I think that still works
  171. acousticDeadeye
  172. with the +3 at the end of each?
  173. DM
  174. yeah
  175. acousticDeadeye
  176. ill just do them 1 by 1
  177. !roll 1d20+3
  178. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  179. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {18}
  180. acousticDeadeye
  181. !roll 1d20+3
  182. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  183. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {17}
  184. acousticDeadeye
  185. !roll 1d20+3
  186. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  187. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {5}
  188. acousticDeadeye
  189. !roll 1d20+3
  190. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  191. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {17}
  192. DM
  193. Your things go flying, the scissors cutting your sister as they fly past and the knife impaling itself into the side of her chest. She also gets covered in your blood from your finger.
  194. acousticDeadeye
  195. You attempt to kick the knife further into her body, with the intent to kill.
  196. DM
  197. Roll acrobatics
  198. acousticDeadeye
  199. !roll 1d20+4
  200. @NOTTyche[Dice]
  201. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {20}
  202. DM
  203. You successfully kick the knife and she jerks, stumbling backwards before falling.
  204. acousticDeadeye
  205. Standing up, at a slight distance, you look her over.
  206. DM
  207. She's definitely dead, the blood pooling on your carpet beneath her.
  208. acousticDeadeye
  209. Suddenly, the realization sets in of what you've done... you killed her... Fuck...What are you going to do about this? You'll be found out in a few days, for sure. You actually fucking killed her. You run into your room and chug your remaining whiskey. You need this if you're going to be able to handle anything right now.
  210. acousticDeadeye
  211. With the feeling of the alcohol setting in, you go sit down at your computer, and check your messages.
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