I'm fucking done.

"My name is Cordan the hedgehog. I can fight five Cordans at once and I can masturbate in two seconds, WAY faster than any other faggots ever. I'm the best. I'm really fast and faster than everyone who ever thought they were decent." - Swift M0nkey

Came from an "edgy contest"

"Hi my name is Cordan the hedgehog. I can cut through time with my foam swords. Who needs muscles when I can swing foam swords. Everyone, including my faggot dad, could never beat me."

Sent to me while playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R

http://i.imgur.com/HJWD7JX.png Beautiful art by Swift