An ｢ANONYMOUS｣ Visitor (JojoxMLP)

Based on Omnee's prompt idea:
Man, I have this idea I'm kicking around in the back of my head where all our protagonists switch Stands due to some multiversal fuckery. There's no way it'd happen without all the Anon vs Jojo ASBs being written now, but I like to consider it from time to time.

>Ziggy gets [ANONYMOUS]
>Has a nice back-and-forth with him over a cup of coffee
>[ANON] quickly discovers that, from his perspective, Ziggy is fucking insane and does his best to help him out just so he'll shut the fuck up.

Here is how it could possibly go...

>You are [ANONYMOUS], the human turned into stand who fights against the ｢NIGHTMARE｣ with your user Rainbow Dash.
>Or at least that's how it used to be.
>You don't know why or how, but you are no longer bound to her.
>In fact, you are no longer in Equestria.
>The place you are at the moment reminds you vaguely of where you are from, but you can tell it is still closely related to Equestria.
>Most of the humans here being a counterpart of the ponies you know was a clear sign of it.
>That being said, you still need to figure out how to return to RD and your pony friends.
>You can only depend on your new user.
>" Pizza Mozzarella Pizza Mozzarella " sings Ziggy while picking up some cheese and tomatoes from his fridge.
>...
>Yeah, you are not sure if you can rely on him.
>He wasn't surprised when you replaced his stand.
>In fact, his first reaction was to offer you a cup of coffee.
>"You kind of remind me of a friend of mine, although you don't swear as much as him." he said with a silly smile.
>You are not sure if he is used to bizarre events like this... or if he is just insane.
>Then again, he did mention someone who may be able to know about your situation.
>A close friend of him.
>You inquired on how he would be of any help.
>"Well, his stand used to be a helmet, but now it's not." he replied, not making you feel any less unsure about it.
>So now you are waiting for his friend to arrive, following Ziggy's instructions on how to use the right amount of dough.
>He may be quirky, but you think both of you can get along just fine.
>Shoot, you may be able to help him out on being a bit less... bizarre.
>"The second verse is with Gorgonzola."
>...
>"Zola Zola Zola"
"I miss Equestria so much."

>"I'm not going to help you." says Sonic Youth while wiping the remains of the last pizza slice from his mouth.
>>"Well, so much for that."
"Don't give up that easily!" you scream to your new user "This bozo was our only lead, and you are just going to leave it like that!?"
>"Hey green guy, I don't care if you are Ziggy's new stand, you don't get to speak to my friend like that!"
"If you care that much about your friend, then you would help him." you point out to Sonic.
>Maybe it is from the dire situation you find yourself in, or because you heard him speak non-stop about anime and some nurse and hobo lady he's been creeping on, but this Sonic guy is testing the limits of your patience.
>"Make me!"
>Oh, that does it.
>You prepare to unleash a flurry of fists on him, and likewise he seems to prepare to strike back with a stout figure that begins to materialize behind him.
>You both get closer to attack, but Ziggy jumps right between both of you.
>>"Guys, I know you both must be feeling a bit jumpy after eating such a heavy meal but let's keep it civil."
>He is misunderstanding the situation again.
>>"I know! You guys wait here while I go prepare some coffee so that you can digest your meals better."
>Ziggy retires to the kitchen, but you stay in place, staring down on Sonic; your range allowing you to do so.
>"I don't know what your kind is planning, but I'm not letting you trick Ziggy."
"My kind!? What the hell is your problem with me!?"
>"I know green guys like you. You go around acting all cool with your suits and featureless faces and then you cuck the friends out of people!"
>...
>What?
>Is this guy for real?
>So it seems from the frown he is making.
>... perhaps you've been going at this all wrong.

>This is no different from the ｢friendship problems｣ you've been dealing with in Equestria.
"Is that what happened to you?"
>Sonic looks surprised.
>"How did you...?"
"Ziggy mentioned that ｢I looked like a friend of his, but that I swore less｣."
>He is gritting his teeth.
"Someone who looks like me became friends with Ziggy and you felt he was being taken away from you, right?"
>"Shut up! You are just trying to mess with Ziggy. He is always nice with everyone, so it is a matter of time until someone takes advantage of him!"
>He takes a fighting stance and his stand comes up behind him, ready to brandish a sword at you.
>"For all I know you could just be a remote stand that some asshat placed on Ziggy:"
>The sword on his stand begins to grow larger.
>"So I'm going to ｢REND｣ you away from him."
"And what if you are wrong?" you say without moving an inch from the incoming attack "If what I say is true and I'm bound to Ziggy then you are going to end up killing your precious friend."
>The sword keeps on growing, but you begin to see doubt spreading in Sonic's face.
"Are you really going to take that risk?"
>Sonic keeps his pose for a few more seconds... and then he dissmises his stand; his face now the pure image of frutration.
"I don't think you are a bad guy Sonic. A bit overprotective of your only friend, but a good guy nonetheless."
>"I DO have one more friend." he mutters slowly at a Fluttershy like volume.
"My bad, but I need you to see this from my point of view. I was taken away from all of my friends by some unknown force. Can you imagine how my friends are feeling right now?"
>This seems to get through him.
"I know I remind you of someone you don't like, but please, Ziggy had high hopes on you knowing what to do. Could you please help us out?"
>He fidgets a bit.
"I'm sorr..." suddenly, the color drains from his face. "Shit"
"What's wrong?"
>"｢IT｣ woke up." he says with a trembling voice.

>You follow his panic-induced eyes towards the entrance to Ziggy's living room.
>A lot of ｢Menacing｣ kanjis coming out from it.
>And right at the center of it there is a cat.
>A blue cat.
>That's what got him scared?
>You chuckle a little.
>You get a bit closer to the cat.
"Man, for a moment I thought we were being attacked by an enemy sta..."
>The cat looks at you.
>You inmediately hover back to your previous position.
"What the..." the cat's eyes are still on you "He can see me?"
>"OhSHITOhSHITOhSHITOhSHITOhSHITOhSHITOhSHIT" keeps repeating Sonic, beads of sweat droping rapidly from his forehead.
>You can't really explain why, but from a deep unconcious level you feel in danger, like a critter being faced by an apex predator.
>>"Barooooo."
>After making that horrifying sound, its fur begins to grow and, somehow, becomes hardened, its eyes become smaller and hollow and a cleft with an exposed red stone appears in its forehead.
"It's a monster!"
>It's claws grow in size.
>It lunges towards you and Sonic!
>>"The coffee is ready!" announces Ziggy while entering the dining room carrying a little tray with two cups of coffee.
>Both you and Soinc look at Ziggy and then to the cat... which was already back to normal at the entrance of the living room.
>>"Here is one for you Sonic, " says Ziggy while handing a cup to Soinic's trembling hands, "and one for you [ANON]"
>You don't move.
>You don't react at all.
>>"Oh, right. Stands don't drink coffee, silly me. "says Ziggy with a little chuckle. "I'll take this back to the kitchen."
>And so, he leaves the room again.
>At that moment, the cat morphs back into its monster form.
>It's back fur grows and points at you.
>>"Actually it would be a waste not to drink this, so I'll have it. " says Ziggy while returning to the room with the coffee.
>The cat had gone back to normal again.
>>"Snap, I forgot the sugar, I'll be back."
>Both of you try to stop him, but it is too late.
>There is electricity around the cat.

>"Baroooo" howls the monster while charging its attack.
>You and Sonic hug each other in panic.
>Both of you know that there is no escape to this.
>>"I found the sugar!" says Ziggy returning to the room a third time.
>He sets it on the table.
>>"Although, I'm going to drink mine without sugar. Do you want sugar Sonic?" he asks.
>You nudge Sonic with your elbow and make him react.
>"YES. Sugar, that is the thing that I want... for the coffee." he replies in the least calmed voiced you've ever heard.
>So, of course, Ziggy doesn't see anything strange in this.
>He hands the sugar to Sonic, whose hands are trembling due to the recent traumatic encounter, so you hold them for him and help him pour two spoonfuls of sugar on his cup.
>>"Well, look at you two. I knew you guys would bond over some coffee." says Ziggy while drinking from his cup.
>A purr coming from his leg distracts him.
>>"Hey, my baby girl is up!"
>Ziggy leaves his cup on the table and lift the cat up to his eyes with both hands.
>>"Did you have a nice nap?" he asks while giving little kisses to its belly, the cat answering with a bunch of mews and purrs, basking in his affection.
>>"Wanna go outside to play?"
>The cat answers with a single meow.
>Ziggy hugs her and carries her to the back door, without noticing that its face had morphed one last time to give you a menacing "Baroooooo."
>Both you and Sonic remain shell-shocked, looking how Ziggy watches the cat frolic through his garden.
"That thing was going to..."
>"Yes, I once saw it melt a dog that was chasing a stray kitten."
"And Ziggy doesn't..."
>"He has no idea."
>Well, one more reason to go back to Equestria.
>You'd take fighting Manticores, Changelings and Stand users any day rather than having to live under the same roof as that thing.

>"I'm sorry about what I said a while ago, but I don't really know how to help you." says Sonic ashamed.
"I see..."
>Crap. This was your only lead.
>Is there a way for you to go back with RD?
>Ziggy returns to the dining room.
>>"So, I've been thinking... since Sonic can't help us on the matter of changing stands, we should just change our way of thinking what to ?find? out."
>"What do you mean?"
>>"Well, what if we found [ANONYMOUS] previous user? Maybe she has [Starman] with her and we could trade them back."
"You are making it sound like if we were trading cards, but you may be on to something."
>At this point you are willing to try anything.
>"But how are you going to find her?"
>>"Well, I happen to know of a pair of experts at ｢finding｣ missing things."
>"You do?"
>>"Yeah, they even run their own buisness downtown."
"What are we waiting for? Let's go then." you say enthusiastically.
>Ziggy laughs a little, then goes to a cupboard and takes out a little card.
>>"OK, here is their buisness card with their address, contact number and some notes I made to not confuse which sister is whom."
>Both you and Sonic share a worried look.
>>"All set, let's visit the sisters!" says Ziggy, and you follow him outside, past the white fences of the neighbouring houses and one with a lemon tree, hoping to find a way back home with your friends...

TO BE CONTINUED...