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- "So let me get this straight."
- >You're walking along the road to Ponyville with Sen on your shoulders.
- >She's been telling you about her life in the forest and she just dropped one hell of a bomb.
- "You've never have cake before?"
- >This is kind of a big deal.
- >From your observations here in Equestria, cake is up there in one of the main food groups.
- >Seriously! These ponies don't know when to stop eating cake.
- >"Nope. Never even heard of it. What is it?"
- >Holy shit.
- >As much as you want to get on with the planning and the shopping and such, this just can't go on.
- >Time for a little detour.
- >You take a left as you get into town and begin to make your way to Sugarcube Corner.
- >This… is gonna be fun.
- >As you begin to near your destination you start mentally preparing yourself for the task ahead.
- >You start to jog.
- >"Anon? What are you doing?"
- >Getting closer.
- >"Anon?"
- >Impact in 3...
- >2...
- >1…
- >You lift your leg and kick the door as hard as you can.
- >With an almighty thud the door goes flying inward.
- >The room is filled with shacked expressions as you yell at the top of your voice.
- "Pinkie Pie! We have an emergency! Protocol ZZ Plural Three One dash Charlie!"
- >Pinkie bursts into the room, practically vibrating.
- >"Never had cake?! What kind of pony has never had cake?! I mean, it's just the best and…"
- >At this point you decide to check on Sen who has crawled off your shoulders and is currently clinging to your back looking very frightened.
- "You alright?"
- >"What was that about?"
- >You chuckle.
- "Both PInkie and I have a special love of going over the top with simple things. She's actually the first pers- er, pony I've ever met who enjoys it as much as I do."
- >You walk over to the nearest table and set Sen down.
- "Wait right here."
- >Running into the kitchen you find Pinkie already hard at work on about twenty different kinds of cakes.
- >Grabbing your apron off the hook near the doorway you walk over to the sink to wash your hands.
- >You've helped here many times before, usually during rush or a celebration.
- "So Pinkie, where do you need me."
- >30 minutes later you walk out of the kitchen.
- >Sen has her back to you, looking like she's really uncomfortable sitting alone.
- >You sneak up behind her and shake her shoulders yelling.
- >"Hey Se-"
- >Before you can even get the words out of your mouth a huge explosion of dust leaves you coughing and blinded.
- >You wave your hand in front of your face to clear the air and look around.
- >Many of Sugarcube Corner's patrons are once again looking at you with shocked expressions.
- >"What was that for?"
- >You look up to see Sen clinging to the ceiling, shaking.
- >As she shakes, a fine sprinkling of dust comes off of her, falling to land on you.
- "It was *COUGH* just a *HACK* joke."
- >Sen looks down at you angrily.
- >"Well it wasn't funny."
- >She drops from the ceiling onto your head sending you toppling to the ground.
- >Landing on the seat she turns to look at you again.
- >You sit up and shake your head, knocking free some of the dust in your hair, sending you into another coughing fit.
- "I suppose *COUGH HACK* I deserved that."
- >"That you did."
- >You jump to your feet as you suddenly remember your true purpose for being out there.
- "Right then. Sen."
- >She cocks her eyebrow quizzically.
- "You said that you've never had cake, right?"
- >"That's right."
- >You straighten a bit as you prepare for the dramatic reveal.
- "Prepare to be amazed."
- >You turn and clap your hands.
- "Pinkie."
- >Pinkie comes out of the kitchen carrying a tablecloth in her mouth.
- >As she nears the table you walk around to the other side.
- >Pinkie stands on her hind legs and flips the tablecloth open over the table.
- >You grab the opposite corners of the tablecloth and wink at Sen.
- "Three…"
- >"Two..."
- "ONE!"
- >You and Pinkie both rip the tablecloth straight upwards to reveal a table covered in different flavors and styles of cakes.
- >23 cakes to be exact.
- >You still can't for the life of you figure out Pinkie does that, but you've learned not to question it.
- >Just leaves you with a headache.
- "So Sen. Here you are. Dig in."
- >Sen looks at all of the cakes in a sort of panicked way.
- >"Th-there's so many."
- >She tentatively picks up a fork and takes a small chunk out of a dutch chocolate cake with coconut icing.
- >As the fork nears her mouth Pinkie leans closer and closer, staring with anticipation.
- >Sen puts the bite into her mouth and the reaction is instant.
- >Her eyes go wide and her pupils expand, her mouth slowly chews the bite in her mouth.
- >Then came phase two.
- >Gluttony.
- >Holy crap, the only pony you've ever seen eat faster than this was Pinkie Pie.
- >Speaking of Pinkie Pie, she's sitting on the floor with the biggest smile you've ever seen plastered on her face.
- "So I take it you like cake huh?"
- >The most you get is a grunt as Sen starts in on her second cake, a spice cake with cream cheese icing.
- "I'm gonna go see Twilight about those books now. Pinkie?"
- >She turns her head to you.
- >"Yeah Anon?"
- "When Sen's finished could you direct her to the library?"
- >"Sure thing Nonny!"
- >As you walk out of the building, a little melody gets stuck in your head.
- >Humming away, you walk towards the Treebrary.
- >Just walking.
- >Plenty of time to think.
- >God that's never a good idea.
- >So brain, what random trams of my past will you decide to focus on today?
- >...
- >Nothing?
- >Really?
- >You pull out your phone and unlock it.
- >You stare long and hard at the background picture.
- >There's a picture of a man, a woman, and a small girl standing near a house, smiling.
- >It's winter, and there's snow on the ground.
- >The three in the picture are dressed warmly.
- >How long have you been here?
- >You reach into your shirt and grab the chain hanging around your neck.
- >You lift the small band of gold hanging on the chain to eye level.
- >It spins slowly in front of you as you feel a small tear slide down your face.
- >Grabbing the ring, you turn it in your hand and read the inscription inside.
- >'Forever Yours.'
- >You choke back a sob, holding the ring close to you and continue your walk.
- >It's been almost a year since you got sent here.
- >If only you hadn't wandered off, then maybe...
- >…Maybe you wouldn't have lost her.
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