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- >be anon
- >presenting in front of Cheerio’s class
- “and that’s what I used to do before I came to Equestria”
- >the children are stunned
- >you probably should have left out everything about porn
- >and the piss jug
- >Silver Spoon raises a hoof
- “Yes, Copper Cutlery”
- >she glares
- >”Actually it’s Silver Spoon. Did you have a girlfriend back on earth?”
- >what part of piss jug did she not understand?
- “No, mom, I didn’t have a girlfriend. I didn’t see many girls once I left college.”
- >”but what about going out a meeting a girl?”
- “It wasn’t a big deal for me. It’s actually a sore subject. Does anyone have a question?”
- >”What about Miss Cherilee?”
- >spaghetti forms in your pockets
- “Seriously, can you-”
- >”What about one of us?”
- >Cherilee cuts you off before the inevitable pasta explosion
- >”Thank you, Mr Anonymous.”
- >Silver Spoon writes something down and passes it to Diamond Tiara.
- >DT giggles and writes something back
- >as you walk to the door, you smile and wink at Spoonie
- >For a brief moment, you pat yourself on the back
- >Then you realize you just made a sexual advance towards a child
- >spaghetti trails as you hurry towards the door
- >walking home
- >swing by Sugarcube Corner because there’s always an excuse for cake
- >Twilight’s there
- “Yo, Rihannon, how’s it going?”
- >literallywhat.jpg
- “It’s a song from earth. It’s about a witch. Sorry, I’ve been like this all day.”
- >”Like how?”
- “Like not thinking. I was presenting in Cherilee’s class and talking about my life as a shut in on earth and told way too much and Silver Spoon was flirting with me and I flirted back. Now I’m going to jail for flirting with a kid. Will you pardon me?”
- >”She’s probably just starting her first heat. But you flirted back.This suggests mutual attraction. You should talk to her.”
- “She’s a filly. I will go to jail.”
- >”She’s mature now Anon, it’s okay.”
- “Wait, didn’t you fuck your brother? Why am I taking sex advice from you?”
- >”Because, deep down, you’re just as depraved as me”
- >she’s not wrong
- “So it’s totally cool by Equestria standards to just start fucking as soon as you come of age.”
- >”More or less. Honestly it would be worse that you’re human but even then pony’s won’t really mind. Big Mac once got his dick stung by a swarm of-”
- “OKAY I GOT IT THANK YOU”
- >”Look, you’ve got nothing to lose.See how it pans out.”
- >you will never understand this place.
- >You walk back to your place, box of eclairs in hand.
- >as you walk through the door, a voice calls out
- >”Mister Anon! Mister Anon!”
- >Silver Spoon
- >Okay, we’re doing this.
- “Hey there Silver Spoon. What’s up?
- >”Miss Cherilee assigned up a paper on what you talked about and comparing it to pony life. I want to do a good job, can I get a private interview?”
- >Wow, be more fucking obvious kid.
- “Yeah, come on in. Want an eclair?”
- >you open the door and she follows you in.
- >you set the box on the counter and dig around for something to put them on
- >plates and pastries in hand, you set them on the table and motion for her to sit
- >she blushes
- >”I can’t reach the seat. will you help me?
- >you pick her up, she’s super warm
- >”You’re tickling me Anon.”
- “You’re pretty hot for a pony”
- >she freezes
- >you freeze
- >”nopony’s ever called me hot before.”
- >are those sirens in the background?
- >You bring her up to your face
- “You’re not hot, you’re cute as fuck.”
- >blushing intensifies
- >”You wanna kiss me Anon?”
- “You wanna kiss me Silver Spoon?”
- >”kiss your dick maybe”
- “There’s no paper, is there Silver Spoon?”
- >”there’s no school tomorrow either. My parent’s think I’m with Diamond Tiara tonight.”
- “Let’s just slow things down for now.”
- >You sit down and put her on your lap
- >She turns to face you and buries her face into your shirt
- >you scratch behind her ears and she looks up
- >perfect goddamn bedroom eyes
- >you lean down and kiss her
- >she moans and grinds her crotch into your pants leg
- >girl cum seeps through your suit but it’s a non-issue
- >she breaks the kiss and pants slightly
- >”Make me yours Anon. I don’t want anyone else. All the other fillies have colt friends, I want a man friend. Even Apple Bloom’s lost her virginity.”
- “You want to be my special filly? You want to take me in every hole? You want me to wear you around like a cock sock?”
- >”More than anything in the world.”
- >you pick her up and carry her to your bed
- >setting her down, you start to undress
- >she drools as your fingers unknot your tie and unbutton your shirt.
- >”will you use those on me? Your fingers.”
- “Patience, baby. All in due time.”
- >you’re naked in front of her and she’s looking you over like a haunch of meat.
- >she sits up and nuzzles your cock
- >she gives it a few licks and then starts to take it all
- >she’s a prefect natural
- >you reach around her side and gently rub her clit
- >she moans and tenses up
- “relax baby,you’re *grunt* doing great”
- >you add another finger to the mix, tracing the outside of her labia
- >She groans and you feel a splatter of cum against your hand
- >you lose focus and pour a load down her throat
- >she takes it all
- >”well, it’s no eclair,but I like that filling more.”
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