Accident - alt end

>Today was the day
>The day of Anon's funeral
>Everypony in town knew that Anon was extremely accident prone all the time
>But this was no accident
>Anon had been found dead in his room one morning by Ms. Cake
>He had hung himself and nobody knew why
>And of course, no one was more distraught than Pinkie
>She was closer to Anon than anyone had been
>She was leaning over his casket, sobbing
"W-why did you have to do this to m-me, Anon? Y-you promised that you would never leave! You were happy! WE were happy! Why did you l-leave me?"
>The answer wasn't obvious to anyone
>Save for the deceased himself
>He had to get away
>Had to escape the torment
>And Pinkie left him no other option