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Bronitz

Smidget & Bit V

Mar 29th, 2012
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  1. >your friend still clings to some dead pony named Smidget
  2. >you've been finding photos of her and your master talks about her
  3. >the deceased pony might have been closer to you than you initially believed
  4. >you ask where Smidget is now
  5. >"dead"
  6. >you sigh, curled up in his lap
  7. >neighbor girl still misses her unicorn, so they bought her a pegasus
  8. >you contemplate not killing him
  9. >after all, the girl is really nice and you feel bad only for hurting her...
  10. >that is, until he opens his mouth
  11. >"Fwuffy wiek me! Be fwiends?"
  12. >you put on a big, goofy smile
  13. >you've never killed something with fire before
  14.  
  15. ***
  16.  
  17. >you huddle in the crawl space as your master's new fluffy pony plays the 'kewosine game' with a pegasus
  18. >goes up in a flash of light and smoke, wings flapping and sending droplets of burning liquid all over the yard
  19. >you hate this new pony
  20. >not because he kills, but how he's stolen your place
  21. >you were dumped in the trash after master hit you against the fridge
  22. >all you wanted was some spaghetti
  23. >now you'll have to kill the new unicorn
  24. >after you eat the dead pegasus
  25. >you've kept your distance
  26. >master is probably still mad, so you stay in the crawl space
  27. >you hear 'Bit' all the time
  28. >you could be litter mates from all the similarities
  29. >he still has to go
  30. >when the master leaves, you'll stomp his horned head in
  31. >burned pegasus tastes bad
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