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- >your friend still clings to some dead pony named Smidget
- >you've been finding photos of her and your master talks about her
- >the deceased pony might have been closer to you than you initially believed
- >you ask where Smidget is now
- >"dead"
- >you sigh, curled up in his lap
- >neighbor girl still misses her unicorn, so they bought her a pegasus
- >you contemplate not killing him
- >after all, the girl is really nice and you feel bad only for hurting her...
- >that is, until he opens his mouth
- >"Fwuffy wiek me! Be fwiends?"
- >you put on a big, goofy smile
- >you've never killed something with fire before
- ***
- >you huddle in the crawl space as your master's new fluffy pony plays the 'kewosine game' with a pegasus
- >goes up in a flash of light and smoke, wings flapping and sending droplets of burning liquid all over the yard
- >you hate this new pony
- >not because he kills, but how he's stolen your place
- >you were dumped in the trash after master hit you against the fridge
- >all you wanted was some spaghetti
- >now you'll have to kill the new unicorn
- >after you eat the dead pegasus
- >you've kept your distance
- >master is probably still mad, so you stay in the crawl space
- >you hear 'Bit' all the time
- >you could be litter mates from all the similarities
- >he still has to go
- >when the master leaves, you'll stomp his horned head in
- >burned pegasus tastes bad
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