I Don't Understand Normies (Unfinished)

I say you there!

Get /out/ of this thread!
Wipe off that smirk!
Isn’t it enough we let you lurk
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I cringe when every noobie
Or newfag or normie
Comes posting in my blue board
Spamming emojis

They waste time with COD and Fifa
And shit games they defend
And it makes me ill to remember
That some even have girlfriends

While I like the chance for vidya discussion
I find it hard to disguise my disgustion

I don’t understand normies
I don’t understand normies
The games they play
Are so incredibly lame
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It seems to be nothing but bordeom
That drives them into our hobby
It’s not up for debate
They all have shit taste

I don’t understand normies

Chorus:
It’s not up for debate
They all have shit taste
I don’t understand
To recap what was said previously
He does not understand normies

I don’t understand normies
But these days that’s all you can see
Every mobile game app
Or indie horror crap
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I commend that they all must be wealthy
Since they waste their cash on DLC
They ruined our Smash
Now we can’t wavedash
If they want to revel
Then get on my level
Yes I don’t understand normies

Chorus:
If they want to revel
Then get on our level
Yes I don’t understand normies

Where’s the skepticism!?
(Where’s the skepticism!?)
Where’s the skills!?
(Where’s the skills!?)
The parochialism?
(The paro-what? What the fuck? Fucking /lit/fag)
Ignoring the toddlers and parents and shills
Why blame the autism?
I am confused by their buoyancy
They will ruin all of vidya you just wait and see

My little brother gets no excuse
At Christmas he asked for a Wii U!

Where’s the perfectionism?
Where’s the tenacity!?


I don’t understand normies
How I long for 2003
Whenever a newfriend
Showed up in the thread
He had the good sense not to speak
Now they pop up every summer
With a clear disregard for our memes