I'm going to buy a PC

"I'm going to buy a PC"
Based on: By the sea - Sweeney Todd (stage version)

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAtjE82N7J0
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HtnK4jIafw

Oh vidya board,
I'm so happy,
Please don't,
Shitpost if you could!
You know what I'm going to do vidya board?
What I'll do
If I save up like I should?
What I'd really to do
In a month or two
Maybe you can do it too...

Would you really do it too?

On PC, vidya board, that's the way I want it
On PC, vidya board, oh, I'd really flaunt it
You and me, board called /v/, my potential fulfilled
A computer that I'd build
On the PC!
Wouldn't that be brilliant?

On PC life is great, living life in 4k,
60 frame hentai game and we're skipping foreplay
Every day, in a game, we'll be hardcore gamers
In an e-sport we'll be famous
On PC
With the keyboard tapping
On PC
Also used for fapping
On PC

I can see us ganking
The damage tanking
The kiddies crying
"Fuck you!"
My healer thanking
I'm replying
with "You too"
"Fuck you"
I'll get some frags with a hand grenade
A melee kill with a hidden blade
Then I'll grief a shitter
He'll be a rage quitter
He'll cry on twitter "Boo hoo"

Look at me, here on /v/, showing off my power
Then I play every day and don't even shower
I can switch on my twitch and make streamer money
Sit inside when the outside's sunny
On PC
It's what I want most
On PC
Just alt-tab and shitpost
Sit at my desk
Ooh hoo
On my brand new PC

(spoken) I can see it now! I'll be sitting there naked
Bathed in the light of LEDs. Blue ones, to keep things cool...

Don't you want to try it?
Fans keep it quiet
Except my keyboard
"Tap, tap"
I couldn't buy it
I've reached my max credit card cap!
Find other methods of getting cash,
Make furry art for richfags on /trash/
My eyes are burning
At least I'm be earning
All while I'm learning e-sport strats!

On PC, look at me, I'm a hardcore member
Wait and see, and I'll be, pro by mid december
But I don't have the dosh, all my funds are too low
Fuck this! I'll get a PS4 Pro
Fuck PC
Too expensive for me
Fuck PC
And their games all bore me
So I'm saying
Fuck you!
I can't afford a PC