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  1. I agree, though I'm also curious as to what your own talents are.
  2. [9:12:11 AM] Danse Vitae: Since you have such a bleak view of other people, clearly they must not be living up to your lofty standards.
  3. [9:12:24 AM] Kangarat: Lifting heavy weights and giving out snarky putdowns.
  4. [9:12:40 AM] Danse Vitae: Krea, exactly how heavy are you?
  5. [9:13:04 AM] Kangarat: wut
  6. [9:13:26 AM] Danse Vitae: I can't imagine a life of daydreaming about airplanes and pissing in a diaper in front of a monitor for eighteen hours at a time would be great for one's health.[9:14:18 AM] Kangarat: What part of 'gym' went over your head?
  7. [9:14:52 AM] Danse Vitae: It didn't go over my head so much as smack into the mountainous pile of decrepit adult diapers directly behind you.
  8. [9:15:56 AM] Danse Vitae: To be fair, you're not the -most- vile creature I've encountered out of the furry fandom. That honour goes to M'sieur Tinkering Turian. But on a physical and moral level you are pretty nauseating.
  9. Kangarat
  10. [9:17:02 AM] Danse Vitae: Maybe you think if you make a show of being hard and edgy we'll all embrace you as our Diogenes, but your attempts ultimately always fall flat because we've been conditioned by this point not into shock by the things you say and do, but by complete and total apathy.
  11. [9:18:33 AM] Kangarat: See, there's the part you go off track.
  12. [9:19:05 AM] Danse Vitae: You will never be a pilot. You will never be any sort of soldier. You have no hope of amounting to anything in your life because you're basically a walking punchline about internet personas.
  13. [9:19:38 AM] Kangarat: I don't know if you're projecting or what, but I'm not making a show of anything. I'm just being myself and not caring if someone doesn't like that.
  14. [9:19:41 AM] Danse Vitae: You can rant all you like and dole out your 'snarky putdowns', but it doesn't make you any less of a complete loser.danse just snorted the hate powder 4 no raisin
  15. [9:20:08 AM] Kangarat: Now who's being edgy..
  16. [9:20:10 AM] lex: why
  17. [9:20:40 AM] Danse Vitae: There's being edgy and pretending I'm some crack pilot who wants to kill a bunch of foreigners, and then there's being honest, Kanga.
  18. [9:21:24 AM] Kangarat: ALL FOREIGNERS MUST DIE
  19. [9:21:28 AM] Kangarat: WHITE POWER
  20. [9:21:42 AM] Kudzu(♥´ー´)旦: i liked krea tho
  21. [9:21:44 AM] Kangarat: BURN THE HERETIC
  22. [9:21:47 AM] Kangarat: KILL THE MUTANT
  23. [9:21:53 AM] Kangarat: PURGE THE UNCLEAN
  24. [9:22:36 AM] WT_Snacks: This is just sad.
  25. [9:22:45 AM] Kangarat: SUFFER NOT THE INFIDEL, SUFFER NOT THE INFIDEL, ENSURE YOUR PLACE IN PARADISE HERE.
  26. [9:22:55 AM] Kudzu(♥´ー´)旦: catfight, reowr?
  27. [9:22:58 AM] WT_Snacks: just stop please.
  28. [9:23:14 AM] Kudzu(♥´ー´)旦: catfight over, someone get the buckets of water.
  29. [9:23:47 AM] Danse Vitae: Here's the difference between us. At the end of the day, you're fantasising about serving in a military that will never actually accept you into itself while you shit yourself for the sixth time that evening and shitpost in a SS13 chat because even negative attention is still attention. Meanwhile, I try to get through life as best as I can without hurting anyone, pursuing a modest career in something that I can achieve, and that I've always enjoyed.
  30. [9:23:54 AM] Danse Vitae: In short, I'm better than you. And so is everyone here.[9:28:25 AM] Kangarat: Soo.. you hate me for having ambition?
  31. [9:28:42 AM] Kudzu(♥´ー´)旦: i was going to do a thing about how unpronouncable irish stuff is while equating it to getting hit in the face with a claymore but i'm too tired
  32. [9:29:01 AM] Danse Vitae: I make fun of you for having impossible dreams for bad reasons.
  33. [9:29:11 AM] Danse Vitae: You're not ambitious, you're delusional.
  34. [9:29:39 AM] Kangarat: And I can make fun of you for settling for a low-paying job serving rich old fuckers who are screwing the country over, so I guess that makes us even?[9:30:36 AM] Danse Vitae: The difference, Kanga, is that I'm not fantasing about hurting people. I make some money from a local institution that actually has a pretty good track record, as a college job.
  35. [9:30:55 AM] Danse Vitae: That money isn't a whole lot, but between that and the other odd jobs I get paid for, it's enough to have a real plan.
  36. [9:31:08 AM] Kangarat: why yu hate our troops
  37. [9:31:17 AM] Danse Vitae: Oh, see, that's another thing.
  38. [9:31:44 AM] Danse Vitae: In America, at least, I love my troops. Both my uncles were veterans, my mentor survived the Korean war.And I learned a lot from them, namely that you should go to war to protect someone, not to earn glory. And pretending to be one is nothing short of anathema.
  39. [9:32:42 AM] Danse Vitae: You're basically Jace Connors' distaff counterpart.
  40. [9:32:52 AM] Kangarat: Who?
  41. [9:32:54 AM] Kudzu(♥´ー´)旦: Deaglefan
  42. [9:32:57 AM] Kudzu(♥´ー´)旦: meme
  43. [9:33:02 AM] Danse Vitae: You go on about how you're gonna be some crack bomber pilot, but it's all guff and you have nothing to back it up.
  44. [9:33:20 AM] Danse Vitae: Fuck, even Spinecone was able to call you out on it when you fucked up on plane specs.
  45. [9:34:23 AM] Kangarat: Hey now, I never said bomber pilot.
  46. [9:34:27 AM] Danse Vitae: You want to know my ambition? Save enough money to get through school, get a business license, and make a living off the horse farms in the area, enough to buy my Grandpa's old farm from him to start my own.
  47. [9:34:45 AM] Danse Vitae: That's something achievable, non-harmful, and realistic.
  48. [9:34:52 AM] Kangarat: Cute.
  49. [9:35:12 AM] Danse Vitae: See? All guff, no substance.
  50. [9:35:21 AM] Kangarat: Mine's to get paid to study and serve my country.
  51. [9:35:37 AM] Danse Vitae: Pose all you like, act like you're all disaffected and callous. You're still ultimately a weakling, and they will never accept you into their ranks.
  52. [9:35:52 AM] Danse Vitae: Short of conscription being reinstated because of a surprise attack by Godzilla, they will never need you.
  53. [9:37:29 AM] Kudzu(♥´ー´)旦: aran I like 'ya and old but these flames are kinda
  54. [9:37:58 AM] Kangarat: A weakling?
  55. [9:38:03 AM] Danse Vitae: Kinda what, Kudzu? Honest? Deserved?
  56. [9:39:20 AM] Danse Vitae: You are. You say shit you wouldn't dream of saying to anyone in person for fear of getting the shit kicked out of you. You hem and haw about how you're gonna kill people in the wars, but you probably don't know which end of a gun is the one bullets spit out of. You're a poseur, plain and simple.Wow, all because I once jokingly referenced a copypasta.
  57. Mewth
  58. [9:40:03 AM] Danse Vitae: Because you're serious about it.
  59. [9:40:11 AM] Kangarat: Oh, am I?
  60. [9:40:56 AM] Danse Vitae: Consistantly pretending to be retarded is, in fact, the same as being retarded. This is the public persona you've built for yourself. This is what you say you want to do every other day in between sniping at other people.
  61. [9:41:29 AM] Danse Vitae: You can backpedal out of it, but by the end of it all you're still a miserable coprophilic scow.
  62. [9:41:35 AM] *** Danse Vitae drops mic. ***
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