bitches and hoes

Be me
Be in 7th grade
Be bored of typing
Teacher walks out of room
Go to Youtube, and search up some Shrek videos to get a good laugh out of the classroom
Turn on "sherk" by TECh_
Entire class laughs at the funny video
Feels good
Teacher walks back in while it is still playing
Turns off the video, and sends me to the principal for a spanking
Come back into the room with a tear on my cheek from the paddle
See the teacher blocking everything with the word "Shrek" on the internet
Begin to mumble to myself "Shrek, please, save me."
Just before the teacher blocks "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" by AirplaneRandy, the scent of onions and swampy water fills the room
The green fog fades. I-It's Shrek.. the class stared at him in confusion.
Shrek grabs the teacher's finger before he clicks on the block button "Not today, laddie." Shrek shoves the teacher's finger up a fat kid's rectum, then begins to rape the teacher as he is stuck in the boy's ass
Shrek's onion juice incinerates the teacher's body.
The students run out of the classroom, except for me.
Shrek looks me straight into the eyes, then he smiles. I know what he expects me to do.
I rip my clothes off, and lunge myself at Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for the Ogre Lord.
Shrek leaves through the hole in the wall.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.