Kiibo Love Hotel TL

(Youtube link to event: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyPC6FQe83c#t=19m23s)

>S: ...
>K: ...

>S: (When we come here, everyone else starts acting strangely towards me...)
>S: (But can that sort of thing even happen to a robot?)

>K: Uhm, Saihara... I have a request.
>K: It's embarrassing, but... you're the only one I can ask something like this.

>S: Let me see, what kind of request is it?

>K: Uhm, it's...
>K: ...
>K: Would you let me romance you!?

>S: Really?! Romance?!
>S: (I know everyone's acting under some delusion here, but when it comes to Kiibo being romantic...)
>S: (But... I feel kinda strange about this.)
>S: (What does he mean by romance?)

>K: As you know, I'm a robot. I'm not ashamed of that.
>K: (??? this is a really strange line, best I can make of it is something about how he's never experienced love before ???)

>S: Could it be... you want to learn about those emotions from me?

>K: Sometimes humans talk about affection like it's the most precious thing in the world.
>K: I also want to experience that. Could you please help me?

>S: Well, should I act like I was your lover?
>S: (Well... as long as... I wonder if I can do it.)

>K: Of course, I'll act completely seriously, Saihara.

>S: Eh?

>K: Why are you staring like that? There's nothing wrong with this, right?
>K: I'll think of us from the bottom of my heart, communicate the words, understand your feelings completely...
>K: We'll go dating on holiday, growing closer and closer by taking the appropriate steps, which should swear in the future!

>S: Wait a moment, please!

>K: What is it? Did I say something strange?

>S: I don't think there's anything wrong, but don't you think you're getting a little ahead of yourself there?!

>K: But... am I doing something wrong?
>K: Or does Saihara know love more easily?

>S: Well, it's not like that...

>K: So, in order to know my love, please walk with me whenever I get sick! (*TL: this is a bastardized marriage line; "stay with me through sickness and health", but I'm not sure if I'm fucking it up or Kiibo is or both, probably just how intense he's being right now)

>S: (It's becoming more and more exaggerated! I need to calm him down!)
>S: But... if you don't like me, Kiibo-kun, isn't it wrong to want to be in a relationship with me?

>K: Well, that is... I'm in trouble if I get stuck there...
>K: ....
>K: I didn't say I didn't like you.

>S: Kiibo?

>K: It can't be helped even if what I say is wrong... I apologize.
>K: But I only thought of you when I went to make this request.
>K: You're the one who's been kindest to me. That's it... I wanted you to know.

>S: Is that so... I'm sorry. I shouldn't doubt your feelings, Kiibo-kun.

>K: You don't have to say sorry... but you didn't have to reject me like that...
>K: In love, I ask that you don't be so brutal... I refused to think it would be natural I would be refused...

>S: Oh... I'm not saying I'm refusing your request.

>K: ...really?

>S: I don't know about the future... but, I'll do it for you, Kiibo.

(voiced lines after this)

>K: It could be that.. I might have fallen in love with you.

>S: Huh? Wha- what?

>K: Right now, I... It's just a hunch, but I might have developed an extraordinary love for you!
>K: Could we please exchange more warm words with each other? I don't want to let this sensation fade away!

>S: Well... I don't mind you saying it, but it'd be too embarrassing for me to say something like that...

>K: Then.. at least.. um..
>K: May we please.. hold hands?

>S: Hold hands?
>S: (It's still too awkward to say whether to say these budding feelings are love, but I can't ignore them.)
>S: If that's it, then yeah sure.

>S: (I extended my hand to him, and Kiibo's robotic hand slowly came to mine.)
>S: You know... this isn't a handshake.

>K: Huh?! Ah... you're right. Lovers grasp each other's hands a little differently than that, right!
>K: However... I'm so nervous I don't think I can move. Is it okay if we stay like this for a while?
>K: This is very... I feel like my heart will calm down a lot more.

>S: Yeah, sure.

>S: (His hand connected to mine just like a handshake, was supposed to feel very hard and cold, but I felt strangely warm.)