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- FUTA CONTENT. Well, implied Futa. No sex.
- Written after seeing an idea that was way too good to pass up.
- >"Anonymous, it is good to see you. I'm sure you're wondering why I brought you here?"
- >"Uh, yeah, just a tiny bit. Your guard did, y'know, sort of interrupt me and Twilight's first date."
- >You weren't really that angry
- >It was going fucking horribly anyway
- >Twilight had been so nervous she could barely talk. She was actually visibly sweating
- >She seemed fine when you asked her out a week ago
- >But the minute you picked her up from the Castle, things went south fast
- >You were honestly relieved that Celestia needed you
- >Maybe some magical monster was invading and it needed a bitch-slap
- >You always enjoyed their expression when they saw you standing, unharmed, in whatever crater their magic left behind
- >"I- Well, it is rather related to your date, actually."
- >You raise an eyebrow
- >Maybe Celestia didn't like the whole inter-species thing
- >"You see- Alicorns are, uh-"
- >She scratches one of her legs with a hoof
- >Jeez
- >She actually looked nervous
- >"Guards. Leave this place."
- >Both of the pegasi at her sides salute and quickly march to the door
- >You hear it slam behind you
- >Now you were the nervous one
- >You... Actually hadn't been alone with her before
- >There was always a guard, at the very least. Most of the time Twilight was there too
- >"You see, uh- The fact that you are dating Twilight has given her a rather... Impossible dilemma."
- >You resist the urge to scream at her to spit it out
- >"She, uh, was planning on informing you, but I do believe that it became quite impossible for her to actually confront the issue. As I am, er, quite sympathetic to her plight, having experienced it myself several times, I have decided to intervene."
- >Well
- >That told you fucking nothing
- >You nod, expecting her to go on
- >She takes a deep breath
- >"You see... Alicorns are physically different from normal ponies."
- >...She's not talking about the horn-wing thing
- >This is something new
- >"...I'm listening."
- >"We, ah, have certain... Features altered by the transformation."
- >"Features?"
- >"Yes. We poses the characteristics of all of our subjects, a physical embodiment of harmony. But, this-"
- >Celestia takes a moment to compose herself
- >"This applies to all aspects. Including ones that make us, well, physically repulsive to most ponies."
- >You arch an eyebrow
- >"I'm listening"
- >"You see... We poses both male and female sexual characteristics."
- >The room is dead silent
- >"If you no longer wish to go through with the rest of your date, Twilight will understand."
- >Wait, Celestia expected her student to put out on the first date?
- >Hell fucking yeah!
- >"Why- Why are you grinning?"
- >Oh
- >Right
- >You try to kill the smile
- >"I- Princess. I think a visual aide might be in order. Any way we could teleport to Twilight's place for a moment?"
- >You're momentarily blinded by a flash of light
- >You blink a few times
- >"Hm. Her bedroom. Rather suggestive, don't you think?"
- >Celestia blushes, ever so slightly
- >"Now..."
- >You exit the room, take a left, walk past Spike's room, and then turn right into your bedroom
- >You quickly retrieve your laptop
- >"Now, Princess. You remember how you're a cartoon in my world, right?"
- >"Yes."
- >"I believe that me, you, and the other Alicorns spent some time viewing all the images and videos I had on your world, correct?"
- >"Yes."
- >They'd taken it surprisingly well, in fact.
- >It must have been like a trip down memory lane
- >They'd demanded to see every image you had
- >"Anonymous, I don't remember any images that relate to the current situation."
- >"I didn't show you everything."
- >"But you said-"
- >"I lied."
- >You open up truecrypt, navigate to the file NOTHING_TO_SEE_HERE (in the /users/anon/documents/old/older/ancient/boring/stupid/worthless/not\ suspicious\ at \all/ directory), and open it up
- >You quickly type the password ("Iblame4chanforthisshit,seriously,whatthefuckamIdoing")
- >Soon you're greeted with a very familiar folder
- >"What is this?"
- >"Uh... Sexually stimulating material."
- >"Anonymous."
- >Her voice is so forceful you turn to face her
- >"I know what pornography is."
- >"I'm trying to use more- Y'know, eloquent vocabulary, here. You are a Princess."
- >"Yes. I'm 2000 years old. Do you seriously think I am a stranger to porn?"
- >You give her a look
- >Nah
- >Actually, at this point, she was probably into some fucked-up shit
- >Maybe not as bad as your one folder marked "Hardcore Femdom" or the other one named "I don't even know why I the fuck I fapped to this shit", but probably pretty bad
- >"No. You probably aren't. But, uh-"
- >You quickly click the "Pone" folder
- >There it was
- >All five gigs
- >Neatly organized by pic type, than participants
- >"I, uh- There's stuff of you in this. I'm just going to really hope you're not going to moonshot me for that."
- >Celestia just arches an eyebrow and parts her mouth into a half-smile in response
- >Holy SHIT
- >If only you weren't dating Twilight
- >Then again, she did seem to stare at Celestia an awful lot when they were together
- >Maybe she wouldn't be opposed to-
- >You shake your head, banishing the thought
- >This was business time
- >You click on the futa folder
- >Thumbnails fill the list
- >"Oh."
- >You turn to Celestia
- >Her cheeks are just barely a shade of rose
- >"Oh. My. That is... That is quite a lot of-"
- >"Yeah. It's... It's a thing back where I come from."
- >Celestia's eyes are the size of dinner plates
- >"You humans are a strange bunch."
- >"You can say that again."
- >She didn't know the half of it
- >Your futa folder was a lot tamer than the oviposition one
- >"Is- Is that one of me and my sister, uh, double-teaming Twilight?"
- >"There's a whole comic about that actually."
- >"Oh."
- >Celestia ruffles her wings slightly
- >"I- I may need that. For, uh studying reasons."
- >You give her a fake glare
- >"I'm dating her, you know."
- >"Oh, come on, Anonymous. I've known her for years. And I know a thing or two about the male sex."
- >She moves her hips suggestively
- >Almost like a thrust
- >"She'd agree to it, and you'd jump at the chance."
- >Your mouth is very dry
- >"Uh... Yeah. Yeah. I can get you a copy of that."
- >"Good. Now, hide the evidence again, please."
- >You dismount the volume
- >In a flash, you're back in Canterlot
- >"So. You'll be okay with it, then?"
- >"Honestly, Princess, Twilight is amazing no matter what physical characteristics she has. But, uh, Twilight with a pussy and a dick?"
- >You hold your hands up
- >"Fucking perfect."
- >She smiles at you
- >"Good. Because I imagine you're going to learn just how virile Alicorns are later tonight."
- >Was she implying-
- >You shake your head again
- >"Okay. Yes. Can I get back to my date now?"
- >Celestia nods, still holding that slightly evil grin
- >You hear one last thing before the door closes
- >"Tell me how it goes, Anonymous! Tell me it in extreme detail."
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