I've lost control of my life... 3: the relifening

“Nh~ don’t do such things where others can see!”
“Our child is so cute~”
“I love you!”
This was how things had become inside the castle walls.
The lovey-dovey atmosphere could not be stopped; the power of love seemed to have broken past their defenses and planted its flag at the core.
Warrior couples and even their children were running around holding hands and making noise.
Kamui hated it.
He walked up to his window and shouted.
“Normies, go die!”
“Aw~ Kamui’s jealous!”
“Shut the hell up! Stop doing this crap under my window while I work!”
Closing the window, Kamui went back to his desk to resume his schedule of absent-mindedly pouring over maps to seem like he was working.
‘What cruel gods would allow this?’ He thought, ‘Why am I the only one alone…’
Every woman available had married off to one of the men, even his sisters fell in love with someone.
This wasn’t much of a problem at first, but seeing the others so happy, Kamui started becoming envious.
“Why do bad things always happen to good people? Am I that much of a useless sack of shite? Nah, can’t be… it’s the women who have terrible taste in men.”
Kamui started balancing on his chair while looking at the ceiling; there seemed to be something weird happening on it.
“Why the hell wouldn’t a woman want me? I’m charming, I have power both physical and political and I’m a roguishly handsome devil! Why wouldn’t they want to rub my face? I’d rub my face! I’d rub it so damn much that by the time I was done there would only be a skeleton looking back at me!”
While Kamui continued his ranting the “happening” turned out to be a rift portal opening up.
“What the fuu-?”
Before he could finish, out of it fell a sack of potatoes; At least it was what he thought given the color and weight of whatever fell down the rabbit hole.
The chair could not endure, and immediately broke under the pressure.
“Have gods… truly forsaken me…?”
While feeling sorry for himself the mass began to move, and remove itself from on top of him; turns out it wasn’t a potato sack but a short person wearing a cloak to hide their appearance.
It began surveying the room.
“D-Did it work!?”
Hearing a high pitched voice, Kamui deduced the foreign presence to be a girl.
She turned around to look at him with her questioning red eyes.
“W-Wait, you’re not me! Did I mess up something!? No matter! Have the others begun to marry each other yet!? Have you built it yet!?”
‘I’m not her? Marriage? Built what!?’ Kamui was losing his patience, he demand the girl to explain herself.
“O-Okay, Okay, listen: In the future everyone you know will begin to marry each other, leaving you the only single person here, after pinpointing the catalyst to be the Hubba tester; I entered the rift to travel back in time to prevent it from happening… but it seems something went wrong and I went into a different timeline instead…”
After trying to wrap his mind around how insane that sounded he began bleeding a bit from his nose, an aneurysm most likely.
“Wait… who are you again?”
With a sigh the girl removed her cloak to reveal the pointy ears, white hair and pale features synonymous with Kamui.
“I’m you… but a female you…”

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Kamui had never witnessed such beautiful insanity; he was the prettiest girl he had ever laid eyes upon.
“W-Wait… Even as a woman I’m still that undesirable!? What the hell!”
“I-I know, right! I may not be as sensual or well-equipped as my big sis but I’m definitely a 10!”
She pouted at the idea that every guy wouldn’t even try to woo her beautiful self, and after remembering what she came to do, she looked on to her male counterpart with fire in her eye.
“Don’t make the same mistake as me, Kamui-kun! Whatever you do… do not commission the Hubba tester!”
“K-Kamui-chan, it’s too late for me too… see for yourself.”
Kamui somberly pointed to the window, which the white haired girl quickly made her way to.
“NO!”
With tears in her eyes she saw other people loving each other while her need for love was left unheeded.
Longing stares… smiles… k-kisses… H-HANDHOLDING!
She collapsed on the floor and began to cry.
“W-What c-cruel Gods would a-allow this!?”
Kamui couldn’t handle the scene anymore; such beautiful girl, crying… he needed to do something, something for the both of them.
He hugged the crying girl from behind.
“Kamui-chan, maybe there is a silver lining in all this…”
Calming herself in his embrace the young girl was beginning to have a clue where this was going, her pointy ears began to turn red with embarrassment.
“B-both of us are gods among mortals… cute and handsome, we are blessed with amazing growth gains and skills… If others can’t see that, then, they don’t matter.”
Turning around to meet his gaze, she wiped a tear from her eye; she would finally get her long awaited S-Rank, from the only one that deserved her, a male version of herself!
“K-kamui-kun…~”
Closing her moist eyes she wrapped her arms around the man’s neck and kissed him.
Pent up emotions overflowed from the two, their chaste kiss soon turned into a wet skirmish of desire.
“Ahn~”
Unable to bear the feeling of his rough assault, she allowed him passage into her mouth.
His tongue began to plunder the spoils of war; exploring her small mouth like it belonged to him, her own tongue tried to hold the line, but it too, was routed to submission.
Finally pulling herself apart from the man, a trail of saliva connecting the two, she looked longingly into those red eyes that seemed so nostalgic to her.
“Kamui-chan, stay here with me, forever… this way…”
“T-this way… neither of us will be… virgins…”
Kamui finished Kamui’s sentence; they were like minded, two of the same soul, star crossed lovers, they were the perfect match.
“Kamui-kun… I want you, in the most lustful way~, I want you…”
“K-Kamui-chan, I…”
Nothing else needed to be said.
Kamui picked up the blissful girl in a princess carry and gently plopped her on the desk, completely disregarding the maps littering it.
The two began working on the clasps to remove the girl’s armor, and after unbuttoning the black blouse underneath, her supple chest was exposed.
Kamui wanted to feel the pale soft mounds, however, his hands were grabbed instead.
“Nhm~ no, Kamui-Kun, no foreplay…”
Her need was unbearable, she wanted him inside her as soon as possible, and with that being the only thing going through her mind, she guided his hands to her nether region.
Not being one to deny indulgence, Kamui began taking off the girl’s already wet undergarments; feeling as much from her thighs through her stockings as he could in the process.
“Kamui-kun…”
The albino beauty pulled a single leg through her panties, letting them dangle from her other leg.
He would not deny he was doing this on purpose.
Undoing his pelt and dropping his pants, Kamui took hold of his sword and position himself near the girl’s waiting sheath.
“Kamui-kun… please…~”
Not wasting any more time he slowly eased himself in; he was immediately assaulted by the warm soft velvet feeling of the girl’s tight entrance.
She closed her teary eyes and bit her lower lip in pain; the deeper her lover went the fuller she felt.
Blood began trickling down her womanhood and falling onto the desk.
After a few painstaking seconds she felt that her lover’s sword hilted itself inside her; filling her fully.
“Fuu~ Kamui-kun and I… a perfect fit…~”
Kamui tried to tune out the lewdness coming from the petite girl’s mouth; just being inside her was driving him insane, anymore and he’d go over his limit.
Squirming herself into a more comfortable position, Kamui-chan caressed her man’s face.
“Mhm~ Kamui-Kun can move now~.”
Doing what instinct told him to, Kamui gripped the otherworldly princess’s hips and began thrusting in and out, making her mewl in response.
This was everything she wanted and more; each thrust sending jolts of pleasure through her body, the wet sound of flesh on flesh as each thrust felt more desperate than the last, seeing the hot breath of her lover in the air as he panted roughly in both exertion and lust… even the ragged moans coming from her mouth were arousing beyond words.
This was lewd. Too lewd. So lewd that nothing could make it any lewder.
“Mhna…~ K-Kamui-kun… nhna…~ hold my hand…~”
L-LEWD!
Doing what he was asked, Kamui overlapped his right hand with hers, crossing their fingers together.
Such position was perfect for kissing one another and the lewd Kamui-chan wouldn’t let it go to waste; a rematch of their last skirmish began taking place as they both began reaching their threshold.
“Fwuah~, Kamui-kun… I’m almost…!”
“Y-Yeah… me too…”
The sound of their hearts beating fast and strong felt like drums, their bodies screamed for release, it was unbearable, no matter how hard they wanted it to last they couldn’t hold out any longer.
Kamui-chan locked her legs around Kamui-kun and arched her back towards him; her body’s subconscious need to be as close as possible over taking her senses.
“Ah~! Please fill me with your love!”
Giving a pelvis shattering last thrust, Kamui emptied himself inside the shaking girl; shooting his thick hot seed deep inside her with every spasm of her vice like walls until she started overflowing.
Kamui’s legs nearly buckled with such powerful feeling; the room that was filled with the raw sounds of love making turned quiet, with only the rough breathing of its occupants basking in the blissful feeling of the afterglow.
Suddenly Kamui-chan began to cry.
“W-What’s wrong!? D-don’t cry!”
“I-I’m j-just so h-happy! S-so this is t-the f-feeling of love… I want to enjoy it forever.”
“Don’t worry Kamui-chan, I won’t let such a catch leave my sight!”
“I want Kamui-kun to d-do it again!”
He could not say no while looking at the lewd petite girl’s lusty eyes, however this time they should use the bed, he decided.
“Kamui-chan, I love you.”
“I-I love y-you too…”

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Meanwhile, on an entirely different timeline.
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“Where has lady Kamui gone too!?”
“My lord, Lady Kamui as vanished without a trace!”
“What!? How are we supposed to fight now!?”
“AAH AFTER A THOUSAND YEARS I’M FREE IT’S TIME TO CONQUER EVERYTHING!”
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