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TFW Dota2 saved the humankind.

Sep 2nd, 2014
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  1. Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.
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  3. They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.
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  5. They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.
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  7. By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.
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  9. Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.
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  11. Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.
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  13. They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.
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  15. People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliums. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.
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  17. TFW Dota2 saved the humankind.
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